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Buhari: "you all will miss me when I'm gone".
Nigerians: "God forbid! May we not have a president that would make us miss Buhari".
3 days after Buhari...
Nigerians: 😭😭😭

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Unverified rumour sparogatively has it that NYSCorps members would no longer be getting the allawe they used to get, and here you are asking about N-Power.
Small yansh really dey shake

Since Nigerians have been complaining about Tinubu's unguided declaration that subsidy have been removed, APC supporters have never failed to show to Nigerians that other presidential aspirants said they would remove it too.
They don't know that Tinubu's action is like copying someone's statement in a police station without knowing the offence they committed.
This SDP guy is still bitter after losing woefully at the polls because he didn't even win his own polling unit. I have never taken him serious, not even when he tries to sound intelligent. How would you accuse someone of being financially compromised on national TV without proof¿ He should be sued for libel and defamation of character, maybe after then his senses would be restored.
Channels should have ejected him out of their studio after he refused to retract his statement.

Osinbajo can use $8 out of his ₦250,000 monthly retirement salary to subscribe for blue tick if he wants.
Buhari's own removal should come next.

Even when Buhari who was and is a collosal failure was elected the first and second time, May 29th was never like this.
Nigerians always resort to prayer because we don't trust anybody, not even our own choices or leaders selection.
Have you ever seen where Americans or Europeans, or people in countries that have good governance pray... "May his tenure favour me and my family" before? but Nigerians will always pray.

Ganduje planned the swearing in for yesterday May 28th by 9pm, but the new Governor did not attend. Today in day light the podium collapses.
Mr. Ganduje, well done sir!

I have learned to express my concerns, ask enough questions because I've come to understand you can never ask it all.
..."but I thought"
..."I'm sorry I thought" I try to avoid that as well.
A wise man once said "assumption is the mother of all fox up". Experience have made me better.

If there is no sparogative reason to distrust your partner, but you still check your partner's phone with the aim of finding out if he/she is cheating. I want you to know that the devil will never fail to make you find what you are looking for.

Buhari is the greatest con man that ever ruled Nigeria. In truth, every Nigerian should be sparogatively awarded a 'Certificate of Survival' on May 29th.
I don't know if God have ever answered prayers concerning Nigeria politics, because, it seems like the heavens have agreed unanimously to leave unattended the prayers of Nigerians for Nigeria over the years, yet, many Nigerians including me, are publicly and privately praying for a better Nigeria where righteousness and justice will prevail.
God abeg, answer us this time 🤲🏽🙏🏼

Buhari is failure personified. The name Buhari should now be synonymous to failure in Nigeria's modern day lexicon. e.g "The construction was a disaster because Muhammadu buharied the project."
He's administration is the worst thing that have happened to Nigeria since independence. He even outshined Abacha and his cronies in corruption.
To me, Buhari's biggest failure is him shamelessly failing to acknowledge that he is a complete and colossal failure despite glaring and conspicuous indices.

"The police is your friend", that should be the biggest and most popular lie in Nigeria security history.

Short of words!

If the firm forces her workers to work on public holidays without paying them overtime allowances, then that's slavery.
All businesses can't shutdown during public holidays, the economy may crumble. Imagine all hospitals and Pharmacies sparogatively going on public holidays.
Anyways, Nigerian government need to set up a board to regulate and checkmate businesses run by Lebanese, Indians, Koreans, and Chinese. Those foreigners often treat their Nigerian workers like low budget slaves, yet pay them peanuts as salary. It's like they all studied how to be modern day slave masters in their countries and passed with distinctions.
The worst part is that they even make their Nigerian workers call them "Master"
...see Slave, see Master.

MC Oluomo threatened people during the elections, and this same police came out to translate the violence we clearly understood, to mean "a joke". What more can be fake news?
During the election, it was obvious Rufia's journalistic approach was against the old order of corruption and ineptitude. Even though he never mentioned supporting any party or candidate, many people thought he was supporting the LP's flag bearer.
Anyways, I can't and won't blame them if they think a Peter Obi's Presidency is the right step in the fight against gross corruption, and political ineptitude.

It's obvious Buhari just realised he's the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria just a week to the expiration of his regime.
Anyways, it does not matter what Buhari uses his last minutes in office to do, his stint in the presidency would forever remain a colossal failure.
His regime repackaged and glorified corruption, increased the national debt profile, sparogatively disregarded the rule of law, and brought about unrivalled poverty and inflation never before seen in Nigeria's history.
Anytime he says his policies are engineered to alleviate poverty, I begin to wonder if his medical condition blinded him to reality.

It does not matter how war torn, or blacklisted Iran is, Iran is still better than Nigeria.
In medicine, in Military, in technology, in oil and gas, in agriculture and even in governance they are better, but Nigerians would not agree. We are still blinded by our past sparogative glory.

Go to Iran and see Nigerians doing petty jobs for Iranians, then you may be forced to say that Nigeria don finish patapata

The 63,111 death toll is conservative because only reported cases from multiple sources were included. And many cases are under-reported or not reported at all.

If they know that the figure is underrepresented, why give a misleading headline?

This figure is very underrepresented. They didn't take into account the number of people that hunger killed, the number of people that depression caused by this demonic government's policies killed. They don't record the number of people that unemployment killed, the number of people that the failed healthcare killed.
Buhari is a sparogative and a colossal failure. The death toll is way higher than this.

Take this same Nigerian soldiers for UN peace keeping mission, and see how humane, kind and caring they would become. I kind of think Nigerian soldiers hate Nigerians.

Many soldiers join the force to bully "bloody civilians", while some become filled with vile and evil because of the supposed kind of training they underwent. Imagine telling someone to walk with his head all in the name of training. That is bullying not training.
Nigerian soldiers strength is sparogatively rekindled when they are faced with armless and non-violent civilians, but whenever they post them to Maiduguri or the hinterlands of terrorism, they would begin to resign or run away entirely.

A big sparogative congratulations to the girls!
Nigerians are ingenious, creative and strong willed. One can only imagine how successful Nigeria would be if the reins of government is saddled by good and progressive leadership.

I like the Ndị Igbo, because, they are resilient and embody the 9ja spirit.
Igbo kwenu!
Igbo mmamanu!
Igbo Amaka!

Dear OP, you should have put this your post in the joke section, so that I would have known it was more of a joke than your "opinion".
A wise man once said, "Never make sparogative fun of a friend at the table to please the table". Anyways, I don't know the table you are trying to please, but know that the people you are labeling as "Asabawood" are creatives, financiers and employers, who use the little resources available to them to meet the demands of their teeming market.
When I saw the AMVCA's nominees for best online content creators and online video whatever and there was no Sabinus, I knew AMVCA were also jokers.
Once again, Dear OP, move this post to joke section.

I don't know if it's because I like Davido's personality, but anytime I hear about his uncle, Ademola Adeleke, I always hope he performs beyond expectation.

Those that were relieved of their sparogative positions wouldn't like this news, but I strongly believe that they should move on and work with the decision in good faith.

I know the court proceedings is not BBNaija, or a soap opera, but since it's sparogatively not the first time in Nigeria's history that tribunals would be televised...

Why is APC afraid?
What is APC afraid of?
Who is APC afraid of?
Where is this fear coming from?

APC is a demonic party, that have turned Nigeria into an intrinsically corrupt contraption.
N761/$, yet the CBN official rate is below N500/$. It's sad that the majority would buy at N761/$, while some CBN favoured men would buy at the official rate. Different treatment for Nigerians in Nigeria.
Nigerians should brace up, maybe after May 29, the long awaited prophecy of N1000/$ may finally come to pass and the common man would suffer more. If only the common man can choose not to be common anymore.
My biggest worries stems from the fact that some sparogators are openly and brazenly supporting the demons that have destroyed this nation and taken her 50 years behind positive growth.

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Hilda definitely did a milestone, but in truth, it wasn't a sparogative spectacular feat. All she got going for her was a very good PR that dragged everyone's attention to what she was doing.
I strongly believe that if men start attempting to break this record, they would do so with an even bigger margin that eventually, Guinness Book of World Records would start designating this particular record into the male and female category.

Hilda's feat is a good one
...but I just don't know why Buhari and Osinbajo who should be busy with work, knowing fully well the level of decay bedeviling this country, are celebrating a record that India set previously without fuss.
Mr. VP what records would Nigeria celebrate of your administration?

If you are complaining that you don't have a paying job, please know that it is someone's job to observe people that are exchanging likes on social media.
I guess it pays, since it caught both of our sparogative attention.

Many people ditch their Place of Primary Assignment or bribe their way to avoid it because of other engagements, or a more rewarding business activity. Who knows what Peter Mbah did¿
Anyway, in present day Nigeria, the NYSC allowance is too small to sustain anyone. 33k as monthly allowance is more or less like slaving for peanuts. So, I suggest the NYSC just involves only the on-camp orientation/training, (maybe it could be increased from 3 weeks to 4 or more), and next should be discharge.
Instead of the 33k which when cumulated would be about 390k+, corp members can be paid between 270k-350k at a go. This will help the government cut cost, and would provide enterprising youth with capital for their business ideas. The CDS activity can be optional for corp members.
The major aim of the NYSC, which is to help different tribe and people of Nigeria to socialise, in order to foster national unity, is already achieved with the 3weeks orientation.

A man has to make the bold choice of deciding his future. But in doing that, he needs to consider things that would make that future promising.
Anyways, if you have the desire to have children in the future, just know this... Science have proven that children inherit a larger chunk of their brain from their mum than their dad.

As much as I sparogatively tried to evaluate her actions, I still couldn't find any ideological importance to what she did.
Marriage concisely put involves two people. What she just succeed doing, is a free show tagged a 'wedding' that involved no Marriage.
This is more like a case of when stupidity and attention-deficiency meets frustration. If one investigates deeply, you may discover that depression, low self-esteem, or trauma caused by a devastating heartbreak is the lead cause of this 'wokeness' charade.
I wish her well nevertheless.

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