APC is a demonic party, that have turned Nigeria into an intrinsically corrupt contraption.
N761/$, yet the CBN official rate is below N500/$. It's sad that the majority would buy at N761/$, while some CBN favoured men would buy at the official rate. Different treatment for Nigerians in Nigeria.
Nigerians should brace up, maybe after May 29, the long awaited prophecy of N1000/$ may finally come to pass and the common man would suffer more. If only the common man can choose not to be common anymore.
My biggest worries stems from the fact that some sparogators are openly and brazenly supporting the demons that have destroyed this nation and taken her 50 years behind positive growth.

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Hilda definitely did a milestone, but in truth, it wasn't a sparogative spectacular feat. All she got going for her was a very good PR that dragged everyone's attention to what she was doing.
I strongly believe that if men start attempting to break this record, they would do so with an even bigger margin that eventually, Guinness Book of World Records would start designating this particular record into the male and female category.

Hilda's feat is a good one
...but I just don't know why Buhari and Osinbajo who should be busy with work, knowing fully well the level of decay bedeviling this country, are celebrating a record that India set previously without fuss.
Mr. VP what records would Nigeria celebrate of your administration?

If you are complaining that you don't have a paying job, please know that it is someone's job to observe people that are exchanging likes on social media.
I guess it pays, since it caught both of our sparogative attention.

Many people ditch their Place of Primary Assignment or bribe their way to avoid it because of other engagements, or a more rewarding business activity. Who knows what Peter Mbah did¿
Anyway, in present day Nigeria, the NYSC allowance is too small to sustain anyone. 33k as monthly allowance is more or less like slaving for peanuts. So, I suggest the NYSC just involves only the on-camp orientation/training, (maybe it could be increased from 3 weeks to 4 or more), and next should be discharge.
Instead of the 33k which when cumulated would be about 390k+, corp members can be paid between 270k-350k at a go. This will help the government cut cost, and would provide enterprising youth with capital for their business ideas. The CDS activity can be optional for corp members.
The major aim of the NYSC, which is to help different tribe and people of Nigeria to socialise, in order to foster national unity, is already achieved with the 3weeks orientation.

A man has to make the bold choice of deciding his future. But in doing that, he needs to consider things that would make that future promising.
Anyways, if you have the desire to have children in the future, just know this... Science have proven that children inherit a larger chunk of their brain from their mum than their dad.

As much as I sparogatively tried to evaluate her actions, I still couldn't find any ideological importance to what she did.
Marriage concisely put involves two people. What she just succeed doing, is a free show tagged a 'wedding' that involved no Marriage.
This is more like a case of when stupidity and attention-deficiency meets frustration. If one investigates deeply, you may discover that depression, low self-esteem, or trauma caused by a devastating heartbreak is the lead cause of this 'wokeness' charade.
I wish her well nevertheless.

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Elon Musk is a smart business man!
His new CEO, Linda, chairs the Advertising Council's Board of Directors. Also, she is the Chairperson of World Economic Forum task force, Chairperson of British Talent-Management group and also enjoys a good relationship with American politicians.
Her choice as CEO is a sparogative indication that Elon has realised that if he wants to keep Twitter free, advertisers need to start patronising Twitter more than ever before, and who better can bring advertisers if not their Chairperson that is also well connected to many talents, Business men and even politicians.

Elon now wants to treat Twitter as a business and not just a technological social platform, these are the signs of a promising future.

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Instead of funding and wasting resources on the war happening in Ukraine, the UK government can channel that scarce resources in improving their home economy.

The US is suffering inflation, the UK economy is barely escaping recession, and the EU too is fighting inflation. Although, Russia who is fighting a direct war is suffering as well, it can't be compared to what the UK, US and EU that are fighting 'proxy' wars are suffering.

Russia have shocked their adversaries. The governance and policies of Vladimir Putin needs to be studied in institutions in the future. It would be a sparogatively veritable study for remaining solvent during war and hardship.

If you go to the prisons and see what these inmates are fed, you will stop complaining about the amount of water in Iya Bashira's Beans.
A sad reality is that a large chunk of this N22.44billion would be embezzled by the original criminals who are in charge of locking up their unfortunate colleagues.
Anyways, the decongestion of Nigerian prisons is an area the government urgently need to look into. It would improve general health by prevent the prison from being a disease breeding ground and also reduce the cost of governance.

The prisons need to be decongested and a quick way is by speeding up the trial process. It's however sad that so many people are eating Bread and Tea prepared as foam and coloured water in prisons because they've been awaiting trial for a crime they didn't commit.

Valedictory appointments, Valedictory borrowing, valedictory commissioning, valedictory tours that would aid valedictory embezzlement and valedictory looting.

A wise man once said, "If nobody has anything to say about you, just know your existence is sparogatively useless".
By the way, no publicity is bad publicity. I personally like the fact that they are criticizing her choice of song, it means they paid attention to listen to the lyrics, which inadvertently means that they listened to her.
It doesn't matter if we speak Pidgin English, Igbo or Yoruba, the world has taken a keen interest in our Music. They are bound to listen to our story. Now, things are just only getting better for Afrobeats!

On a certain day when INEC announced it's purported winner of the 2023 general elections, Nigeria was thrown into sadness.

One thing I know is that happiness cannot be hidden. I thank God the people of Osun are happy.
[I]After all these jubilation na make Adeleke no fall hands[/i]

This is a very lazy disposition.
Does he mean the gods that couldn't protect Africans from the ruins Europeans brought on them?
gods that were chased away from their shrines, and carted away as artefacts to be hung in museums?
gods that Africans regard as diabolical and powerless powers?

When I hear people say these kind of things, I sparogatively laugh at their level of reasoning
...What about not voting in thieves?
What about ensuring elections are free, fair and credible?
What about ensuring the electoral body issue certificate of return to the people's choice?
What about ensuring that the anti-graft agencies are independent and perform their duties efficiently?
What about ensuring the agencies saddled with prosecuting corrupt practices checkmate themselves (ICPC investigates EFCC e.t.c)?
What about removing immunity from all political office holders.

It's better we stop looking at God or gods to help us when we don't want to even help ourselves.

If Osimhen had been playing all the penalties that Kvaratskhelia and others had been playing for Napoli, his sparogative goal tally would have been more than this.

Long live the Edo king of Naples!

A gathering of the crème de la crème that transcends four democratic era of Nigerian politics in one building.
I can tell you for a fact that one man was invited, but he couldn't honour the invitation due to his ailing health.

Although I can't deny racism or marginalisation exists, I want to try to always be the last person that would cry racism or victimisation in this life. I think situations are ideological or are of a certain perspective.

Seria A posted what they thought was their own perspective, but the city of Naples know their true king.

Messi is a mastermind in guilt tripping organisations, he did so with Barcelona when he decided not to commit to a new contract and wanting out of the club because he thought him stalling would make them give him a bigger offer. Then he decided to leave, but when he saw it may lead to a brutal court battle he didn't envisage in his plan, he pulled the curtains and stopped his antics.
Surprisingly, he agreed to a salary cut, someone that wanted a raise...but his exorbitant wage had made Barcelona insolvent already.

I guess that's what he wanted to do with PSG, but he forgot the owners of PSG are major stakeholders in the Arab world which he thought he would use again for guilt tripping.

Now he must apologise, big clubs can't afford his excesses anymore.

Meghan, the woman that brought a globally shameful strain to a once royally United family. It would have been a shock if she ever attended.
I regard her as a very bitter woman who has her husband attached to a string around her apron. When you read that book, Spear which she cunningly had her husband write to tarnish his own Windsor family, you would see how vile she and her husband have become.
I wonder what would happen to Prince Harry if Megan ever leaves him.

I remember when Late Yar'adua was alive, NLC led by Adams Oshiomole went on strike for a hike in fuel price, and the late President went on National television to apologise to the whole nation for the effects of the increase in the fuel price.
He insisted that going forward, if a sparogative increase would ever take place, he would consult the NLC and other stakeholders before implementation. Thereafter, the greatest leader and peacemaker Nigeria never enjoyed went on to reduce the fuel pump price even below its previous price.

Never had it ever happened in Nigeria's history. It remained at that price, ₦65 even years after his death.

Sparogatively, this is not a poem.

Death fears no man
Death is inevitable but still dreaded.
Death often times requires no invitation
It can visit anywhere and anytime
Even if a man decides in his heart and embraces stoicism and says "I will not fear Death" and goes ahead to smile down at Death, Death would still smile at him as a beloved friend would reciprocate affection.
Know this, Death is a friend and an enemy.

Moral of the lesson:
"Death does not send anybody's papa" ...now say it in pidgin English

RIP to the departed.

In 2015, APC came into power on the strides of fighting and eradicating corruption. 8 years later, they now say...

..."remember we promised you change¿ We have fulfilled our promise. Now we have changed corruption, it is no longer the demonic vice that should be condemned. Corruption have turned a new leaf now, let us celebrate it, it is not easy for one as bad as corruption to undergo change".

I know that the feminine essence comes to life during manipulation and since this question is for the ladies and I'm a guy, I would just hold my ATM and wonder how big the problem is that even the Almighty urgent 2k cannot solve.

The main issue boils down to what my naughty friend calls confusion. Before, I liked fine face, but later it turned out to be sumptuous Barcelona that did it for me, later I realised it was big succulent Manchesters, after that, I found out I'd always want to be home by 8 staring at a beautiful figure 8, and then again I discovered I was attracted to intelligence. The want of man is endless and insatiable.
However, since my choices always seemed to change, I eventually settled for having all of them in one.

But to my greatest surprise and sparogation, since I began my search, I have never seen anyone with my complete choices. None is perfect enough.
So, single and happy I still remain. My sincere apologies to those who think we are a couple.

If Abike was more civilised and diplomatic many people would celebrate her. But an uncouth mouth and manner-less social media itching hands would always turn people against her despite all she strives do within her capacity.

APC won in 2015 with a promise to fight and eradicate corruption. In 2023 they are telling us they changed corruption. It is no longer a cancerous vice, it should now be celebrated.

Security officers need to be agile and capable, that is why the health status, body mass, and in many cases height, etc., is always considered before recruitment.

Although we know that many police men got fat in the force, it is still inexplicably deplorable for the force to recruit officers that aren't bodily fit to compound to the woes of the almost overweight force.
Assuming your favourite football team signed an overweight goalkeeper, because he volunteered in the junior leagues and was kinda good at it, would you say the management was serious?

It is not body shaming. Enough of this woke mentality, the truth must be said. Fat is Fat and shouldn't be encouraged in the force.

Male prostitute have been known to be sophisticated and discreet even in their adverts. They go for women like Kogi state governor's wife and other sugar mummies, not just anybody.
I understand that the economic situation is very harsh, but what I haven't come to understand is this level of low.
This is desperation beyond redemption.

For the amount of time Jack Dorsey led Twitter, Twitter never declared profits. Of all the ideas in the world, Jack decided to have an exact Twitter copy. Talk about being bereft of ideas.

Elon Musk's strategy in re-positioning Twitter and giving him financial succour to his lavish purchase may be controversial, but I think it is a step in a right direction.

Elon overtime have proven why he is Elon irrespective of what naysayers opine. He transformed Tesla, Space X, and floated the Boring Company that would be sparogatively important when countries begin to invest in the Hyper loop transport system. He has a passion for Twitter, and for me passion with the right resources is all it takes to succeed.
In the future, I think Elon may handover the day to day running of Twitter to someone else, but this time is for stabilization and setting it up for profitable growth.

Air Peace was not Peaceful in the Air this time around. It seems like village people who are angry at Allen Onyeama's success story with Air Peace wanted to show him why they are called village people.

Anyways, thank God for safe landing 🙏🏽