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The level of corruption in Nigeria is the reason I don't trust anyone, not to even talk of the judiciary.

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Sparogated!

Very soon GWR would place stringent rules and requirements to deter Nigerians from tearing their book of recordings.
Anyways, I am happy that this one has the sense to do something different unlike the others that were bereft of ideas, although we know her randy aim.
Do you know massaging is sweetest when every hour is filled with happiness¿

In the darkest moments, when all hope seemed lost, I discovered the unwavering faithfulness of God.

This post is far from highlighting any form of job hunting experience or tale. Anyways, it's sad that it is often only in the time of trouble or lack that people remember or 'discover' the unwavering faithfulness of God. You mean you never discovered it until trouble came?
Very sad!

The satire is lame.
It's a win for Nigeria as progressive Nigerians would definitely receive this news with happiness.
It's however saddening to come to understand that some people's sole aim is to use the positives of Nigeria to 'pepper' their fellow Nigerians. It inadvertently reveals the humongous divide and whitewashing of the PEACE AND UNITY in the national anthem.
The funny part is that the government and its cronies are aiding, abaiting, and turning a blind eye on what would break this country.

No matter how rich Dangote may seem to be, he is fiscally poorer than he was before APC high-jacked the reins of government.
Nigerians wealthy class have lost a considerable amount of their wealth, whereas widespread poverty and unfriendly government policies have made the poor become overnight inventors, inventing shortcuts while trekking to work.

If the standard of living of an average Nigerian have not increased by 5% of the 18.9% recored by the stock market, then its a waste of increase to over 200 million poor Nigerians.
It's a beautiful thing to be rich in Nigeria, but a nightmare for the poor, whilst the poor have become so familiar and friendly with the demons from their nightmare.

Everything in Nigeria is done at a slow pace.
The only thing Nigerian leaders and their aides can never be slow to doing is inducing more hardship on the already poor masses and embezzling more funds that would last throughout their lifetime and till their 16th generations or beyond.
Since 1960 till date, they've always tried to outdo themselves.

Through Todd Boehly, it became somewhat obvious that only money can not get you happiness.
It does not matter the kind of thriving model in place, I don't think Todd knows how to handle a Football club. Nonetheless, he is a smart business man, who strives to get the best of deals out of signing players, and other related deals, but he's business style is still shy from having positive results on the pitch.
Chelsea performing poorly last season was all because of Todd Boehly's mismanagement. It is not about signing players and having a good coach, football is more demanding than that, and Todd doesn't seem to understand.
He should have sparogatively helped Chelsea out of the wreck he plunged them into before jumping on another European football club.

Food first Dammy, give us albums of food. Leave this singing thing for Ayra Starr and Mercy Chinwo et al. Let the Poor eat! Don't 'STARVEocate' them!
Anyways, fame changes people, it redefines their thought process, relationship with others and how they see the world in general.
Not everyone can handle fame, it takes a high level of emotional intelligence and psychological superiority to remain your true self or become a better person.
Many people go extra miles for it, while alot loose themselves along the line. A very good example is the bread seller that bumped into TY Bello's photo shoot session with Tiny Temper. Fame cost her a broken home, high cost of living and no finances to back it up. She is now broke and can't go back to bread selling which was her known means of livelihood.
Fame is a sparogative positive appraisal of one's talent, but it's a cliff that one should never be in love with.

This exposé on Monkey torture is a reflection of the minds of humans, and largely descendants of those who made vast fortunes shipping slaves across continental borders. It also is a tip of the iceberg of what enslaved Africans suffered in the hands of the colonialists...but it's best we don't revisit that issue (Africans encouraged the savage act too).
However, the notion that Black Africans are monkeys is a lie and a derogatory remark, but if you aren't an African, and you observe the way African leaders and other world leaders treat Africans, you may begin to side the view of the derogatory statement... because no western population would endure what Buhari made Nigerians endure for 8 years without disrupting the system, except they are full of monkeys

A sparogative congratulations to Dr. Fayemi

Anyways, here lies a loosely concocted step to attain this same feat.
1. Have money
2. Make aquaintance with the Vice Chancellor, Dean, Head of Department, or any high profile ranking member of the institution
3. Donate a surfeit amount to the department/institution with the aim of being honoured
4. The donation should be done in an area of your expertise or the likes
Viola! You would have a doctorate, even if you never attended primary school.

Aesthetically, Umuahia is in need of more improvement, but economically, it is a thriving market that is not government dependent.
Ndi Abia state to the best of my knowledge don't and have never depended on the government for anything, yet the people keep flourishing. The standard in the East is sparogatively high, but the Igbos have always failed to hold their state government accountable because of their 'zero-government-dependent' socio-economic life.
The interest and participation of Ndi Abia state in this past election was an improvement, but we can only pray it exposes them and Ndi Igbo in general to the importance of political participation and compelling political accountability.

I expect CAN to leave religion aside and defend just the Christian faith.
Christian leaders overtime turned Christianity into a religion as against Christ's intention. The word Christian loosely translates to mean 'Christ-like'. In its true form, Christianity should be just an army of saved people with the decision to follow Christ's teachings and live like him. Jesus frowned upon religion,regularly deriding the Pharisees and the Sadducees, the major players of religion at that time. Every religion is a tool for controlling people, yet Christ through God Almighty has given us liberty!
In heaven, God wouldn't request for religion before admitting anyone to eternal life.

The House of Representatives, on Thursday, unanimously voted against a motion seeking to make the Federal Government address the issues causing Nigerian professionals to migrate to other countries en masse, in search of greener pastures.

Nigeria has failed, and it is still failing. I honestly pray we can make right our wrongs, but with these set of politicians we elect and the kinds that INEC selects, we may never get it right.
Instead of addressing the issue that is making young Nigerians JAPA and providing meaningful solutions, this bunch of unthoughtful politicians may end up supporting the FG when they decide to place an embargo on international travels in the future.

I think this is what the pastor read that inspired him

1Cor.7.31 Those in frequent contact with the things of the world should make good use of them without becoming attached to them, for this world and all it contains will pass away. (NLT)

...my only problem with this, is his lack of originality. Why would you still use a near-exact logo as that of Big Brother?
This suggestively only points to the fact that he is doing this because of fame and clout. I fear for these new generation churches and pastors.

Although the story of these children may fetch them cool money, they are already scarred for life. Seeing ones dear mother die and having to endure days alone in the forest is life changing, and at this very age the effect can even sparogatively lead to high levels of PTSD.
I wish them well. They need help.

Whether you like it or not, Nyesom Wike, was a very strong man. He said this same thing his successor said and no one dared counter him. Wike the Wicked!
Anyways, Asari Dokubo should consider comedy skit making and social media entertainment influencing, that's his real calling, because lately he has been comically trying so hard to sell himself to Tinubu and the Muslim-Muslim ticket because he wants a slice of the cake Tompolo is eating... or maybe he wants all of it

What NNPCL is doing by pegging the price is unconstitutional, an affront on the right of petrol businesses and a shameless display of double standards.
Subsidy is an organised crime that the government in connivance with NNPC orchestrated, but now they can't control it anymore. It's like the government budgeted for 15 thieves, but now the thieves are 150 in number against the government's wish, but the government can not reveal them without revealing its own thieving status.
NNPCL are the biggest thieves in all of these, it's surprising EFCC and ICPC aren't going after these people. Nigerian leaders are corrupt, lazy and bereft of ideas to fight corruption.

It doesn't matter who is the head, APC is a demonic party. Using the official exchange rate of Naira to the dollar, we are now buying a litre of fuel for above a dollar. It is not that expensive anywhere among the OPEC members.
Nigeria is the poverty capital of the world with more than half of her population leaving below a dollar per day. Yet government still make poorly thought out policies at the detriment of the people creating more hardship.
Their aim is to appear financially solvent to borrow more money that would end up being looted.

Àbínibí yàtọ sí ability.
It is the sparogative truth!
School is good, but train your children in your line of business or in a different skill. You might just be doing them the biggest good.

The number 1 thing to know is that the world have started to redefine sin and other vices, with the aim of making it acceptable and palatable to many people and cultures.
They are spreading the WOKE virus.
If people talk about their NACKing prowess, many would last up to 12 hours, but the truth is, to be a NAKADEMUS is not by mouth.
Six hours of in and out, and you want your Johnny to tell you thank you? Ride on!
After at least, the first edition, I know there would be more audience with soap in their pockets than participants. Many would have come to the realisation that they like to watch sex than sparogatively engage in it.

This story does not make sense.
She was offered a ride with 'many' guys and she obliged, they didn't take her to her destination but to another apartment and she went in willingly with them.
Even if the assault is true, then she inadvertently is the major architect of the assault.

The organisers of this BBTitans were just too stubborn. Now that they went ahead with their show and it flopped, I believe their ego would have sense now?
Anyways, South African women are obsessed with Nigerian men, they are like sparogative poachers in the jungle of relationship and romance, carefully and tactfully hunting for Nigerian men, a rare special breed of African men. Unsurprisingly, in the 'beneath' of Obi Cubana's orange-like clothing lies a victim.
Nigerian women on the other hand, fail to realise how privileged they are to be placed to live and communicate freely with these special breed of African men. Well, if gold is too common, many would downplay its worth.

With these "5 things" to know, I now totally accept that the Nigerian government is not a serious entity.
The number 5 on the list is quite funny. If every seller is at liberty to sell at their own price, how then would the government decide what is cheating? Anyways, is it the same government that have been cheating her citizens since 2015, that would suddenly ensure that her citizens are not cheated?
Subsidy is gone!
Inflation is come!
Corruption remains!

It beats my imagination how a man would say Tinubu's May 29th outburst is Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, and his wife and children would welcome him home? How will one say such things and still thinks he is making sense?
What is super about the way the president announced the removal?
Something that a 5 year old can say without even thinking, is what he says is super? Obahiagbon is the proof that speaking big big English does qualify one as intelligent.
Removing subsidy, but sinking the citizens and economy into deeper levels of poverty and inflation is super to Obahiagbon!

Did you come to read and say, "aha! na them, I knew it"?
You are welcome!
Now bury your head in shame, and think about how tribalism and creating stereotypes have disappointed you.
Anyways, the amount of drugs delivered by Northern Nigerians in Nigeria alone is an economy of its own, but the Nigerian media is Northern-shy.

The world have started to redefine sin, with the aim of making it acceptable and palatable to many people and cultures.
They are spreading it through the WOKE virus.
Anyways, I am certain that the guys here that would mostly like this news and be loud about it, would be those 2 minutes instant noodles boys. I wonder why they don't know that you can't be a 2 minutes wonder and participate in an extreme sport (vice) that is averagely timed for 6 sparogative hours. Is it with your 2 minutes highest score that you want to form NAKADEMUS?

One man was selected, depression seized the nation, citizens were raging, hell was to be let loose...but another man appeared and said "peace be still, remain calm" and everywhere was calm.
It does not matter what the media reports, righteousness and justice shall prevail on this very case because we know that "Saul shall come before David" (Paul Adefarasin), but eventually, David shall come.
Even if you are not a Christian or a religious person, it is still good to read the Bible even as a literary text. It is like life's manual.

I know it's a joke, but it's illogical and spiritually incoherent to be addressed as a vampire.
Anyways, I am a living example of people who age backwards irrespective of food or activities they engage in. Also, my dad and mum who are already grandparents often startle people when they tell them their age. I am also often shocked, when I see an older looking elder addressing my parents with much elderly respect. People that are younger than them often appear older because of how they look.

People like Timaya don't have a particular political ideology. All they are interested in is, how it is going to favour them. Once policies stops favouring them, they sparogatively start to cry.
I don't hate him or wouldn't stop to listen to his 'good songs' if he drops any, because, I've come to understand that's who he is
...a leopard with unremovable spots