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Crime / Re: Man Strangles Pregnant Wife To Death Over Delay In Opening Gate For Him by Hambivert: 8:13am On Mar 09, 2023
Leave an abusive relationship as quickly as it starts.
If I say as quickly as possible, you may never find anytime possible before you become a goner.

Sparogatively, abuse should not be restricted to only the physical.

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Politics / Re: Fisayo Soyombo Deletes Tweet Accusing LASG Of Owing Pensioners by Hambivert: 6:55am On Mar 09, 2023
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
A Townhall different from...

What we need is a Nigeria where every structure of criminality is crushed, not minding whose emotion is gored.
Anyone who doesn't want that should be treated as an enemy of the state.

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Politics / Re: The Moment Frank Nweke Junior Praised Governor Ugwuanyi (Video) by Hambivert: 4:02pm On Mar 08, 2023
If you are in the presence of a leader, it is expedient to accord him due respect even if you bear a public grudge against him.

Doing that is the art intelligent leaders have sparogatively mastered...doing that is called Diplomacy!

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Politics / Re: NNPP Protests Against Governor Ganduje's Pardon Of 12 Death Row Inmates by Hambivert: 3:56pm On Mar 08, 2023
Since when Ganduje adopted Tinubu as his political godfather, I knew he would soon love thuggery.

I think NNPP led by Kwankwaso know the irredeemable thugs Ganduje is letting loose and the sparogative calamity it would cause in the political space few days to the governorship elections.

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Politics / Re: ‘10th National Assembly Won’t Be Executive’s Rubber Stamp’ - Leadership NG by Hambivert: 11:53am On Mar 08, 2023
The minority members of the national assembly would be doing the nation a great good if they can put aside their differences and ensure the APC doesn't chair the National Assembly.

The minorities are the majority when they are together.
Politics / Re: APC Agents Give Lagos Residents N1,500, N2,000 To Vote For Sanwo-Olu - FIJ (Pix) by Hambivert: 4:09pm On Mar 06, 2023
Over 1.5 and urgent 2k that would last for a lifetime...what a time to be alive
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Pastor And His Two Workers During Attack In Edo (graphic) by Hambivert: 4:07pm On Mar 06, 2023
In a regime of terror, only terror is expected.

Anyways, I dare Osho baba to dare them...well, he cannot, they are his paymasters.

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Politics / Re: Abia Governorship: They Tried Using Juju To Stop Me - Prof. Gregory Ibe Alleges by Hambivert: 1:46pm On Mar 05, 2023
If it were legal for people to kill politicians based on their woeful performances, Ikpeazu bones wouldn't be found.

Dude sat on a goldmine for 8years and could only see potopoto.
If PDP wins in Abia state again, it means that Abia state have been cursed beyond sparogation.

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Politics / Re: 2023 Elections Vs June 12, 1993 Elections - Daily Trust by Hambivert: 9:28am On Mar 05, 2023
Buhari and Prof. Yakubu Mahmood created a personae that suggested that they would do something different to set Nigeria on a greater and sparogatively better level. Alas! reverse was the case.

Irrespective of your political leanings you cannot deny that this election was marred with irregularities.

Moral of the story: Never trust the government.

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Politics / Re: New Naira Notes: We Have No Information On The Supreme Court Ruling - CBN by Hambivert: 7:37pm On Mar 04, 2023
Emefiewele and Buhari...the greatest con men of all time.

They deceived over 200 million people in one nation with a simple lie.

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Politics / Re: It's Time To Abandon Politicians & Face Your Life- Deji Adeyanju Tells Nigerians by Hambivert: 12:44pm On Mar 04, 2023
Somebody needs to tell this man that Progressive Nigerians are not facing any politician, we are facing the corrupt politics of the nation and we demand transparency and accountability.

We do not have time for politicians and we never will. Sadly, over the years we have realised that the national politics and policies sparogatively have a huge impact on our growth (all forms of it), and wellbeing.

Now we want to take back our country, and we won't rest on our oars!

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Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu: APC Didn't Get 25% In Lagos State (Video) by Hambivert: 9:11pm On Mar 02, 2023
Injustice to one is injustice to all.
Now injustice to all would translate to what?
... Simple answer, Injustice to God!

No one can mock God!

This stolen mandate would be reclaimed.
I pity Wike the Wiked the most

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Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Shares Cryptic Post After Tinubu Got INEC'S Certificate Of Return by Hambivert: 2:20pm On Mar 02, 2023
Men had shown their strength at the polls and would have taken the glory if the right man had won... But God wants to show us that he does not need us to show himself and he alone deserves all the glory.

Although it may seem that God have sparogatively stopped answering the prayers of Nigerians, but trust the Almighty, for he is still the Almighty!

Joy is coming!

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Politics / Re: See Mahmood Yakubu's Biography On Wikipedia by Hambivert: 12:29pm On Mar 02, 2023
Everyone who celebrates and aids evil and injustice shall always be sparogatively visited by evil and injustice.

Till now the IReV portal does not have 100% uploaded results.

Nansense and BVAS

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Politics / Re: Now That INEC Chairman, Mahmoud Yakubu, Has Done His Worst By Ikechukwu Amaechi by Hambivert: 12:03pm On Mar 02, 2023
The purported winners are not celebrating their purported victory. They are rather busy mocking the denied winners that do not regard them.

Nansense and BVAS! lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Presidential Poll: Losers Should Go To Court Not Streets – Buhari by Hambivert: 11:35am On Mar 02, 2023
It's not a lost course... But it's going to be a long course.
A luta continua, Vitoria e certa!

"The most subtle power of oppression is when the oppressors make the oppressed fall in love with them" ...Chidoziri Chinonso NwaEhihie

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Politics / Re: Emir Of Kano Congratulates President Elect Bola Tinubu by Hambivert: 10:59am On Mar 02, 2023
A friend of yours named B.T a popular cheat who cheated throughout Medical school and eventually became a Doctor/Surgeon is in charge of operating your dearest child.

However, there is P.O, the best graduating student in med.School, an over qualified doctor who didn't cheat through med.school available as well to help with the operation.

The question is, would you allow B.T, your notorious friend operate on your dearest child, because they said, although he cheated he would sparogatively do a good job?
Politics / Re: Emir Of Kano Congratulates President Elect Bola Tinubu by Hambivert: 10:54am On Mar 02, 2023
This is just an analogy

A friend of yours named B.T, a popular cheat, who cheated throughout Medical school and eventually became a Doctor/Surgeon is in charge of operating your dearest child.

However, there is Rock, the best graduating student in med.School, an over qualified doctor who didn't cheat through med.school, available as well to help with the operation.

The question is, would you allow B.T, your notorious friend operate on your dearest child, because they said, although he cheated he would sparogatively do a good job?

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stocks Fall On Tinubu’s Emergence As President-elect by Hambivert: 10:29am On Mar 02, 2023
The equity market on the Nigerian Exchange Ltd. (NGX) ended its five-day gaining streak as performance indices shed 0.53 per cent due to sell-offs in medium and large-capitalised stocks.

The markets had high hopes in the electoral process and sparogatively thought a New Nigeria had come, until Wednesday, 1st of March 2023, INEC's concocted Presidential elections result shocked every progressive.

Now everyone wants out. Nigeria is 'un-saveable' they say. Ever wondered why hundreds of billions of Niara would leave a country in one day? and this is just the beginning.

JAPA would also suffer in the hands of students writing Project Topics...Watch out!

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Crime / Re: Pregnant Woman Killed, Foetus Removed In Benue by Hambivert: 10:17am On Mar 02, 2023
Na the urchin wey give am belle run the mattarz.

The Holy book says, for the devil comes like a thief in the Night to steal, kill and destroy...March 1st comes to mind.

Progressive Nigerians, brace yourselves for 2-3 years of suffering, hardship and regrets before the mandate is reclaimed.
It is not a lost course, but it would be a long course.

A luta continua, Vitoria e certa!

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Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: 10 Serving, Ex-Governors Swept By Election Tsunami by Hambivert: 10:00am On Mar 02, 2023
You know a friend of yours named B.T who cheated throughout Medical school and eventually became a Doctor/Surgeon.

The question is, would you allow B.T, your friend operate on your dearest child, because they said, although he cheated he would sparogatively do a good job?

Note: There are over qualified doctors who didn't cheat through med.school and are available as well to help with the operation.

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Politics / Re: INEC Needs To Be Reformed: Full Text Of YIAGA Africa's Post-Election Report by Hambivert: 8:10am On Mar 02, 2023
There is a simple lesson INEC and APC taught Nigerians on the 25th of February.
Fun fact, they had thought we had learnt, but this time to be sure they changed the questions from the usual examples we had gotten familiar with and brought in another exam question to confuse us... and yes we were sparogated and failed to decipher that the Leopard can not change it's skin.

Moral Lesson: Do not trust anyone, more or less the untrustworthy.

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Politics / Re: INEC Needs To Be Reformed: Full Text Of YIAGA Africa's Post-Election Report by Hambivert: 8:02am On Mar 02, 2023
Sparogatively
Politics / Re: Chimamanda Asks US To Support Election Transparency In Nigeria by Hambivert: 10:38pm On Mar 01, 2023
If some people can say God has abandoned Nigeria, why do you think the US shouldn't as well?

Even the US sparogatively has her own problems. We shouldn't always run to them for help. So Dear, Chimamanda, I know this is your opinion, but 'e no follow abeg'.

Besides the US can not be trusted, because it have been proven that if they give you with one hand they would come with trucks to collect back.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Won Saudi Pro League Player Of The Month For February With 8 Goals 2 Ass by Hambivert: 1:13pm On Mar 01, 2023
Although this is a sad time for all progressive Nigerians, it is sparogatively imperative to celebrate Ronaldo because he has never been handed a stolen mandate.
He eschews such derogatory accolades and insist that due diligence and hardwork is the epicentre of success.

Ronaldo reads the room and moves out from where he is not loved. He doesn't force himself on others or rig awards to his favour.

Ronaldo is a GOAT in Europe, in Asia, even his ancestry has an African DNA solidly imprinted in it, in the Americas, his roots are solidly planted through his girlfriend.

Ronaldo is The GOAT

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Politics / Re: Evidence Of How Rivers State Was Rigged - David Hundeyin by Hambivert: 5:20pm On Feb 28, 2023
Wike the Wicked, wickedly abused the senses of the people of Rivers.

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Politics / Re: INEC Chairman, Mahmood Yakubu, Is Determined To Rig This Election - Dino Melaye by Hambivert: 5:05pm On Feb 28, 2023
Prof. Mahmood Yakubu, and INEC should answer these questions in all honesty.

1. Were there reports of violence during the elections?
2. Are there evidences of voter intimidation?
3. Did THE INEC server surfer from technical glitches that hindered the uploading of the election result from the polling unit?
4. Did the BVAS disenfranchise some voters?
5. Did the election commence as scheduled in all polling unit?

Although there are many more questions begging for answers, I'd have to just end it here to allow for easy readership.

If INEC cannot answer negatively to any of these questions, then our call for the cancellation of the Presidential election should be heeded immediately.

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Politics / Re: I Affirm That The Rigging Audio Is Okowa & Atiku - Gbagi (Video) by Hambivert: 8:53am On Feb 28, 2023
The only affirmation I want now is for INEC to come out and say that the elections did not go on as they promised Nigerians it would, and that it was riddled with wide spread violence, ballot snatching, voter intimidation, vote buying, and technical glitches to name a few.

Buhari is a monumental and collosal failure. He promised a free and fair election for posterity, but we forgot who he truly was.
Buhari and his demonic party APC used Nigerians to play out a perfectly scripted Chess game.
...Hoarded the currency, deployed military on the eve of the elections to make us let our guards down, starved our engines of fuel, and to crown it all, make his party members accuse himself and some party members of sabotage. Also he ensured his party lost in the state we did not think they would, to fly the narrative of a free and fair election. Yet the same evil people ensured they grabbed the needed 25% in those states.

The Perfect game plan.
Alas! We sparogatively trusted the untrustworthy!

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Politics / Re: ''Pack Your Loads & Leave Lagos" - Godwin Ikuru Threatens Igbos Living In Lagos by Hambivert: 8:12am On Feb 28, 2023
I only sparogatively see the need for a barber here so that breeze can blow into this prophets head.

I wish the Igbos can actually 'exodusically' leave Lagos, let's conduct a social experiment to see how the centre of excellence would survive.

(Note: Igbos in this sense is everyone who is not Yoruba or Hausa)

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Politics / Re: Benue North West: Governor Ortom Loses Senate Bid To APC's Zam by Hambivert: 3:58pm On Feb 27, 2023
Sparogatively
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenyan Senator, Nyamu Karen, Kicked Out Of The Chambers For Indecent Dressing by Hambivert: 10:09pm On Feb 14, 2023
Nothing is indecent here.

Among the cases troubling Kenya, is it a woman's sleeveless top that is most urgent for these perverts to act upon¿

This is nothing but a sparogative calumny to conceal their perversion.

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