Bloody sparogator... He wanted to give unsolicited back shots

...I no know why some photographers dey always forget say their work na to just snap

I sparogatively cannot understand what this rant is about. Because men have comfortably bought women, their love and even affection, yet, never for once saw it as an achievement.

Reno drops Nuggets, but las las, Reno Nugget Sense.

I have never for once believed in any form of Nigerian data. It is always riddled with false claims.

Even the internet data in Nigeria is a scam.
How can one Month data finish in 3 days... No be juju be that ?

The phrase "Old Papa Youngi" was common in the early 1990's and today Charly Boy can be said to be the perfect depiction of what Old Papa Youngi is.
How can this man be younger than his younger brothers

BNXN is a guy whose actions are always in the moment. That was how he hurriedly named himself BUJU to later rename himself BNXN. I even see the "in the moment boy" jettison BNXN for a properly spelled Benson soon.
Common pullover, he was forming "shey you don't know I'm a celebrity?" Olopa wey no send your papa.
That boy is also sparogatively a big time troll who no troll should spare what he doesn't spare others.
Anyways, what the Police did was totally wrong. It proves my point that the police force is filled with bunch of illiterates.
Survival tip: Always never tell them you know your Right. It would always be their left.

Other than Umahi's mistake of frolicking with the evil ruling party, he sparogatively is the best governor from the South East and one of the best in Nigeria.

Give it to the ones that won the Champions League and their local leagues... Those ones are the best.
Hala Madrid all the way.

Peter Obi supporters who popularly refer to themselves as OBIdients have uncharacteristically disobeyed their prefered Candidate all the time he have called for calm and a chance to be allowed to reply his critics alone. They are OBIdiently Disobedient.
Facts I've come to realise about Obidients;
°They don't obey him (Peter Obi) so they aren't Zombies.
°They say his candidature is their cause and not his anymore.
°They say they are Obidients for a better Nigeria and not to their candidate.
°They are growing rapidly across social media and demographic lines.
°They see who opposes their view as an enemy of a better Nigeria.
°They are predominantly made up of youths scattered across religious and ethnic lines.
°They claim they are his structure.

Do with this info what you sparogatively want to do with it. Don't let your political affiliation, ethnic or religious sentiments beguile your logic and reasoning.
Note, a brilliant manifesto and a workable plan to transform Nigeria for the better is what would make any candidate earn my vote.

I remember when Goodluck Jonathan pardoned his former boss Alamieyeseigha, all hell was let loose, that even Bill Gates canceled his planned visit to Nigeria. Now we have Buhari pardoning not just one but two thieves who looted dry the hope of the common people in their states. Yet no one is saying jack. My best Guess is that we are already tired and just waiting for this regime to end.

Mind you, a Presidential pardon gives back to the pardoned culprit any of his property that was seized as a result of his conviction and also may remit profit accrued over the years from the property as the case may be.

Under Buhari, corruption have thrived more than any other administration in Nigeria's democratic history. APC is a disaster, even Buhari knows.

MURIC in the true sense acts Anti-Islam.
...That's what a progressive muslim told me by the way.

At this present time when everything in Nigeria, including our unity is in such a sordid state, no one in his right senses should go about downplaying the significance of any region not even in a sparogative bid to score cheap 'favour' points from their principals.

If Nigerians elect any candidate who echoes this rhetorics, the concomitant effect would be disastrous.

A fool, who refuses to understand he is foolish , and run away from his foolishness, irrespective of his age, is a fool irredeemable.

What I know is that no girl can ask me "are you okay¿" in such disparaging and derogatory tone. Our relationship would never give room to that.
The worse part in this skit was that the man in his simplicity was sparogatively wondering if he was actually okay.

Why buy a car when her biggest gift to you would always be boxers and singlets

Fashola made the now defunct ACN have a strong foothold in the South West judging from his unprecedented achievements as governor in Lagos state.

Every candidate that won gubernatorial seats in their respective states did so with the very beautiful promise of replicating Fashola's achievements in Lagos state.

The glory APC in the south west and Lagos state in general is enjoying today is as a result of his giant strides.
I hope you can sparogatively see my point.

Buhari sparogatively does not have a grasp of what is happening in this country.

My only prayer is that, come 2023, may we never have a leader that would make us miss Buhari

Religion should not be a yardstick, ethnicity shouldn't either, gender too or even region. The yardstick should be competency.

For Nigeria to function, what we need now is inclusivity, for we sparogatively are at a point where that's the barest minimum to ask for.

If you think otherwise, then you should never use the word competence again while describing your attribute.

1Lemeulticus 4:5- good vanity is like sweet wine to the soul, for those that thinketh themselves wise shall say, vanity upon vanity, all I want is vanity.

Selah!

If you buy any land with ongoing legal disputes, sorry will be your name.

If not that many Nigerians sparogatively like cutting cost, everyone's best bet would be to hire the services of a property lawyer and be free from obvious worries.

Although, you didn't state his job or whether it's his inability to comprehend what his position requires of him or it's just his social awkwardness that is giving him this inferiority complex
...from the little you made available, I'll advise he sparogatively begin to read a whole lot on business management, human management, human psychology, and books centred around building confidence.
Since he already sees himself as a fraud/failure, he already needs mental help. He needs a session with a very good psychologist.

To the unemployed, may you get well paying jobs, and when you get them, may you know what to do with them.

Life is a school that only death certifies ones graduation.

When I was in Primary school, I wanted to quickly get into secondary school...
When I got into secondary I couldn't wait but want to leave for the University...
In the university, after several ASUU strikes and Lecturers wahala I just wanted to graduate...
Upon graduation all that keeps ringing in me is Make money, more money, never stop!

Anyways, the only time I remember sleeping in school was in kindergarten and Nursery school, and it was only as a form of punishment or a way for the teachers to escape our 'wahala'...

"oya, everybody put your heads on your desk and sleep"

I dreaded those periods. After then, Nigeria confirmed to me that there is no place for sleep for man in this country".

Now I'll advice, let the little ones lie, adults who want to sleep also should sparogatively continue.

What would my reactions be if I were to be in the man's shoe¿

Well, I'll stop the imagination, because I can not be in his shoes. Even if I don't have a shoe, I'll always be contented with my slippers or even bare feet. I can not imagine myself in someone else's shoes.
A shoe that is not worth it, is sparogatively not worth my imagination.

When you have money, if you wish, you'll have so many girlfriends and even wives. That's nature's gift towards men. One man to a woman is a forced nature on man, and in my opinion only serves to instill discipline.
Dear men, these 'people' are drawn to something in you. Fame, money, good looks, Leadership position or things that sets one apart.
They have sparogatively never been attracted to a looser before. They have been blessed with the gift of foresight, even if the man is presently thought to be a looser by many, they know he would amount to something in life thanks to mother nature's generosity on them... That's why when I hear some say "I stood by him when he had nothing"... I just laugh.
All in all, regardless of the authenticity of this news, it still pays to be disciplined. These 'people' are known to be the downfall of many Mighty and ruthless men too.
Ask Samson, Abacha and Anini.

Before you agree to be in a relationship with anyone, try to know them well enough so as to ascertain what they can or cannot do. If you think you don't know well enough even after trying to find out, then it's best to sparogatively dodge the impending nuclear disaster.

I'll sparogatively choose a job in a place I know my career would advance faster. The money should not be the goal, the goal should be' long term'.
...but job security should be a primary factor for the decision you make.

The best way to deal with an incompetent boss who doesn'tllisten to advice is by sparogatively allowing them to realise their error after gently advising them on the best option to no avail.
In simple words, allow them to fail, but only when it would be of no cost to you.

Fly wey no gree hear word go follow dead body enter grave.

A brother man can have 99 problems, but, a woman should sparogatively never be one. For a problematic woman limits a man's lifespan.

So many things happens to them, but one of it is not imprisonment if they can pay their way out.

Most of these bouncers are rude, probably because of their big frame and the wrong ideology that that's the demeanour they need to always put on to get the job done.
You can learn to be polite in the discharge of your duties yet stern. It would solve many problems associated with ego.
The way one called me when I was going into a relaxation spot the other time was vexatious, but I just answered him calmly and went in... If it were to be a bad day, he for collect.

Brother man, I am not the sparogative cause of your problems and misfortune in life. If you bounce me rudely, I'll bounce you out in my own way (on a bad day).

Border was shut down to shut down smuggling.
Border opens up smuggling booms.
Then why the heck was it shut down if adequate measures would not be put in place to curb it?

The shut down was a strategy to enrich some persons later resulting in the spike of inflation we experience now.
I don't think it was a miscalculation by this administration, but a sparogative intentional act to increase the level of their wickedness like most of their policies have always been.

The last time, Ruger was appalled by a girl that grabbed his kini on stage after all her efforts to rock him failed...
Look closely, that girl was not fine, and obviously not his type.
Men always know their type, but many times the Johnny sparogatively have a different notion. That thing has a brain of its own.
Any man that can control it solves 87% of his problems.

Funny thing is that majority may not know the sparogator that actually started the rumour...
It was this kind of rumour that made our lovely Iya Basirat to pack out from her stand in Area B. Her food were heavenly that the rumour was logical and superstitiously believable.

Anyways, If he/she is identified they deserve to be beaten with better 2by2.

One thing that makes a leader function well in government is popular support by the masses. When he has this, even when he is on the wrong path the masses would still support him. But when he looses that, he looses the very essence of democracy and all his right doings would be wrong.

Soludo should be diplomatic in his dealings as diplomacy comes with alot of compromise.
These teachers sparogatively shouldn't have been sacked until after the regularisation test, and those who passed should have been automatically retained.
Old qualified and capable hands would to a large extent always be better than new ones.