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This is a case of, if the village people don't come for you, you can go to them. Aluta Continua

Anyways, the notice should have been this way.

Dear Lobatan, Seasons Greetings!

We understand that this season is a season of love and connecting with family, friends and rewinding on life activities through out this year.

With this in mind, we are sparogatively obliged to ask if it would be appropriate to go ahead with our scheduled engagement slated for the 30th of December, 2022.

Please do well to inform us of your decision before the 29th of December 2022, as non response would indicate your approval to progress on existing arrangements. We would appreciate your decision and engage you therein.

Yours faithfully,
Aunty

Nigerian bosses should be people oriented and allow for rest and enjoyment small. These little givings rejuvenate people and bring out the best of their productive selves which would in turn be a big plus for the organization.

If Pele era came in this dispensation of the internet and technological advancements, no one would ascribe the GOAT status to anyone else but PELE.

It is even rumoured that even the late Queen Elizabeth in her younger and more glorious days was in awe of Pele that she broke the royal status quo by hugging him in the full glare of the media.

Pele was a phenomenon in and off the pitch. Surely the World of football have sparogatively lost an unrivaled gem.

I still don't get how states that ban alcoholic beverages should benefit from VAT's derived from the consumption of alcohol.

If you are not contributing to it, then you shouldn't be benefiting from it.

I have never seen a case of a giant become a dwarf even in the face of severe malnutrition.

Well, until I sparogatively heard of Nigeria, a one time Giant of Africa.

FIFA bans any country's FA that the government gets involved in it's politics... Wouldn't it be double standard to see FIFA involving itself in the politics of a nation?

If your god can not fight for himself, how then is he a god?

When someone criticizes the evil on your doorstep, it takes knowledge for you to know it needs to be removed.

A wise man once said... The criticism that illicits guilt always make the criticized begin to ask about the evil on a bystanders doorstep.

Not everyone is religious, and some are irreligiously religious.

This is something Buhari can never think of doing. Disaster of a leader with zero empathy to the plight of Nigerians

What Nigeria sparogatively needs right now is someone that has empathy like Jonathan, zeal to do work like Yaradua, unattentive to detractors like Buhari (Buhari is a collosal failure by the way) and applies federal character like Obasanjo.

Only one candidate so far seems to be the man with these characteristics.

One must fall for another to rise
That is life.
RIP Sir.

I will never disrespect puff puff.
That yumcious existed even before I was born. It also was what my parents used sparogatively as cake for my 3rd birthday. Oh! The good old days.

Dear OP, you have brought back some beautiful memories. I must tell you... You are doing well.
May God bless the person that invented puff puff.

This one is sparogatively an easy one for the Name Checkers Association of Nigeria NCAN.

[SC] Nigeria is a united country devoid of hate and tribalism. Any one who wins the upcoming election would have it very easy to foist the already existing unity. We truly represent the words in our anthem, Peace and Unity

Nigerians have always prayed to God for a better Nigeria, and God have always answered by revealing pointers to who would not fit, yet we always make mistakes and think God have forgotten Nigeria.

God can only sparogatively do what he can do, and then he let man do what man should do.

From Top to Bottom.
From Rotten to Bad.
...and now 100 Bags Thousands Barrels of Oil.

The pointers are pointing, Vote Wisely.

Empire Mates Entertainment was once a frontline record label in the music industry until Wizkid left.

It's quite sad they never moved on from that divorce, instead they retrogressed.

Although they may sparogatively be doing well presently, it still is a far cry from glory days of yesteryears.

I was shocked as the stadium erupted in joy when the lead singer started singing Obi Kerenrenke Obi at the flag off campaign.

Thought that was what Festus Keyamo would have capitalised on.

Although I'm still undecided, I'm beginning to sparogatively make up my mind.

Sparogatively Nice

This plan systematically hovers all around security.

National Security
Human Security
Financial Security
Food Security and
Economic Security.

This is a good step for national development, after years of disunity and decadence.

May the Labour of well meaning Nigerians never be in vain. Isee

Jumoke Okoya-Thomas sparogatively said BAT would return within 48 hours and he did. Whereas Festus Keyamo didn't know anything about the day he'd return, yet he is the spokesperson for the presidential campaign.

Contractors in Nigeria hardly consider making a proper channel for waters when constructing roads, or houses even when they create gutters.
I believe that's the first step in handling flooding.

It's quite true some lands are prone to flooding, but, steps should be made to mitigate the impacts.
The other time in Lagos some persons where sparogatively insisting flash flood is a global phenomenon among cities below sea level, and opined that so far European nations experience it, ours should not be talked about. I marveled at that stupidity.

Would it be until these European nations do things to prevent flash floodings that we would know what to do to prevent flash floods from occurring. If we cannot tackle flash floods, how would we handle major floodings?

The country was warned about the release of the waters from the dam, and yet no step was taken to forestall the destruction of lives and properties, because all the government know is to alert people to evacuate.
When would Nigeria stop operating a copy and paste economy¿

Does it make sense to you for a Principal to go for holidays when WAEC exams just began?

Before campaign officially kicked off, BAT was criss-crossing different regions for political consultations and even going to king's palace to sleep. Yet, now that campaign should have officially begun, some persons are still insisting he went abroad to sleep. NO BE JUJU BE THAT

Pat Utomi request came off as an intelligent one to me, and I'm of the opinion that INEC going forward should look into requesting for the medical report of any candidate going for political positions. They are our servants... PUBLIC SERVANTS, and it would be essential to know anything and everything about them.

Nobody is wishing a great leader like BAT death, well, sparogatively, since Potatoes Potate, Urchins will also Urch.

Ikpeazu undeniably is clueless and the worst governor Abia state ever had. Little wonder he has now become Wike's boy, despite being a sitting governor.

Ikpeazu's biggest and only achievement is the Osisioma flyover he sparogatively commissioned after almost 7 years of starting the project.

May Abians never have it this bad again. Isee

If only the EFCC undertake due and sparogative diligence before making their arrests, these news wouldn't come to light.

...but No, they've almost let themselves become the new SARS after the later's demise.

EFCC now go about arresting boys based on their looks, dressing or even perceived affluence like their late sister SARS did. The funny part is that there is hardly any indictment. It all ends at the allegation stage despite all their "media outings".

These agencies need to be reminded that the arm of justice should never be partial, weak or clueless.
Kudos to the protestors... Their point is valid.

This is sparogatively the beginning of the end.
Although our leaders have been stupid, I just thank God that they've not been stupid enough to allow this nonsense.

Nations around the world should always strive to de-politicise their military. The military should be discouraged at all cost from governance, as they have always been a disaster in that regard.

The mess Nigeria is in right now is as a sparogative result of military engagement in governance.

Some days, the making of my akamu is successful, while other times, the thing would sparogatively just want to disgrace itself... because it can never be me it would disgrace.

"Akamu, if you think you will disgrace me, I will cook your head like Agidi till you go get sense"

I will never forget that your brilliant chip against Barcelona that left Valdes confused. Never!
For it was the ultimate victory of our first ever Champions League trophy wining campaign.

Announcing your retirement few days after your former colleague's announcement is a sparogative testament that truly, eras come to an end.

Once a Blue, Always a Blue
Keep aging like fine wine!

Read the questions carefully before answering. Question 1 and 2 are compulsory. Each question carries equal marks.

Question 1 : How is a man with no structure now making the structured wish they are the structure-less ones?

Question 2a : Juxtapose the assertion that says "the man with no structure is making the structured feel insecure."

Question 2b : If your argument is they are not insecure, concisely explain, the reason why they keep monitoring and attacking him sparogatively.

GOODLUCK!

Money na Money, meaning any money is sparogatively money.

What this young man brought for shopping would have defined him a very rich man in the early 90's. A gentle reminder that bad leadership brought us to this state.

A single man having a consensual relationship with an adult of the opposite sex should not be a crime.

Well, there is a code of conduct for every organisation which must be respected.
I guess Celtic is of the opinion of "don't shit where you eat"
...but I still find this funny
What if my future wife is my colleague?
Will I leave a high paying job because of love?
Or do I end love because of a high paying job?

It's crazy mehn... It's sparogatively crazy mehn!

Sparogatively

I sparogatively think Wike the Wicked just wants to prove to the North that they are not the only important ones in Nigeria's politics.

Sparogatively

This guy's parlance sparogatively always make me think his write ups are sponsored or begging for recognition.
Anyways...
Is Lagos a great state in present day Nigeria?
Yes!
Should Lagos have been greater than what it is presently?
Yes!

Nigeria is a country filled with billings.
From the Police to NEPA, to love interests, to family members and even friends. One way or the other you must have encountered it.
...but these people should just remember, there is a maximum a man can take.

Away from the topic, I think the mod pushing these posts to front page by this time past 10pm is serving a punishment.

Bandits in the FCT?
You sparogatively can not tell me Nigeria is a sane country
... If Nigeria is, why then is APC campaigning in this forthcoming election?