₦airaland Forum

Dmiller123:
I dey laugh in english language. Land never reach your husband and wife
Issokay happy married life

Marine cult, lol

ednut1:
Canada is only accepting people with skills and education. No unskilled visa for Nigerians.Only way for him is to find oyinbo marry.

Thanks you. I honestly don't know how to speak my mind to him. Because I feel that he should stay in Nigeria, but he'd take it like I'm trying to block his success. So do you have any idea on Qatar or Kuwait?

wekesiv9:
All this on behalf of a friend don dey old

It's nothing, humanity comes first.

Nairalanders abeg make Una come o! Please Which country is a better option between Qatar and Kuwait?
I'm asking on behalf of a friend, who is confused with choosing the best of the two countries. I actually recommended Canada, but the dude has a low budget, moreover, he lacks formal education.
I really would help him move to Canada, but I want to know if it's possible for a person of such nonexistent educational background.

Go to Germany, forget about UK. Even the US respects Germany more than they respect the UK.

Omo Igbo again. IPOB to sure!

Intending immigrants, know your rights and duties as a US resident first, then as a permanent resident. No go Yankee dey dull yourself, make you come say ma village people dey follow you. No go Yankee dey oversabi, make you no go land for federal prison, or for Ikeja Airport.
Your Rights and Responsibilities as a Permanent Resident
As a permanent resident, you are expected to consider the United States your home and to respect and obey this country’s laws. Being a permanent resident also means that you have new rights and responsibilities. Being a permanent resident is a privilege, not a right. The U.S. government can take away your permanent resident status under certain conditions. You must maintain your permanent resident status if you want to live and work in the United States and become a citizen one day.


Your Rights and Responsibilities
Your conduct as a permanent resident can affect your ability to become a U.S.
citizen later. The process of becoming a U.S. citizen is called naturalization.
As a permanent resident, you have the right to:
●
Live permanently anywhere in the United States.
●
Work in the United States.
●
Own property in the United States.
●
Attend public school.
●
Apply for a driver’s license in your state or territory.
●
Join certain branches of the U.S. armed forces.
●
Receive Social Security, Supplemental Security Income, and Medicare
benefits, if you are eligible.
●
Apply to become a U.S. citizen once you are eligible.
●
Request visas for your spouse and unmarried children to live in the United
States.
●
Leave and return to the United States under certain conditions.
As a permanent resident, you must:
●
Obey all federal, state, and local laws.
●
Pay federal, state, and local income taxes.
●
Register with the Selective Service (U.S. armed
forces), if you are a male between the ages of 18
and 26.
●
Maintain your immigration status.
●
Carry proof of your permanent resident status at
all times.
●
Change your address online or provide it in writing
to USCIS within 10 days of each time you move.

I won't ever patronize them.

Sweetplum:
Yes if your in-law are cooperating and you didn't rent hall or do decoration. You higher a photographer that ll collect like N50K only for pics or at worst N80K for photo and video. Some photographers are considerate n ll still give mini n quality delivery. Don't buy alcoholic drinks. Only few soft drinks. Invite not more than 50 people from both families or at worst 80 people.
Pick dress that's not more than N100K for both husband and wife. N60K for wife's gown and native, N40K for husband's suit and native. Some tailors no go charge more than N25K-N30K for wedding gown. You can make it as simple as you can. No tail, no peticoat or any expensive additive and the native can be procured from the smallest lace. No go buy aso-oke o! While husband can get N25K-N30K suit and N10K for native.
Feeding and entertainment cannot exceed N250K. Call a DJ for less than N30K.
Use a free space with tent. Open field, church, mosque, shrine, etc.
Finally, if the bride price and list of items to buy are not more than N100K-N150K.
Then the wedding is set.
Last Bullet
What makes wedding to be expensive is overdoing. If you know your budget, your wedding ll hold within it. If it passed it, it shouldn't be more money which you can easily augment after the wedding.

I m a wedding planner. Mail me @ sweetplumnija@gmail.com to help you plan your wedding from contacting a photographer to event deco, cloths, food, etc.
A patronage ll wow you.

You don chop be this o. Congratulations!

HEADQUARTERS OF THE NIGERIAN DIASPORA IN EACH CONTINENT

Nigerians are no doubt the largest African Diaspora in the world. All 6 Continent in the world boast of a Nigerian population. But have you ever tried to know the Capital of the Nigerian Diaspora by Continent? I used the term "Capital" to refer to the Country that had the largest Nigerian population in a Continent. Note that Nigeria can not be included in the statistics.

Here's the list:

1. Africa— Cameroon ( Contrary to the opinion of many Nigerians, it's not South Africa).

2. Asia — Malaysia (Contrary to the opinion of many Nigerians, it's not The United Arab Emirates).

3. Europe — The United Kingdom (Even a 5 year old know this).

4. North America — The United States of America (Even an illiterate knows this).

5. South America — Brazil ( Yeah! It's Brazil)

6. Oceania — Australia (Tele nko? ).

PlayerMeji:
And they want to make us believe everything is well with you the moment you step outside Nigeria...

You may be in a huge hotel in Frankfort, Kentucky yet you are still in a bush in Ode-aye in Ondo state...

If you know what I mean....

Village people in control

Your Rights and Responsibilities as a Permanent Resident
As a permanent resident, you are expected to consider the United States your home and to respect and obey this country’s laws. Being a permanent resident also means that you have new rights and responsibilities. Being a permanent resident is a privilege, not a right. The U.S. government can take away your permanent resident status under certain conditions. You must maintain your permanent resident status if you want to live and work in the United States and become a citizen one day.











Intending immigrant, know Your Rights and Responsibilities. No go Yankee dey dull yourself. No go Yankee dey overdo things oo.
Your conduct as a permanent resident can affect your ability to become a U.S.
citizen later. The process of becoming a U.S. citizen is called naturalization.
As a permanent resident, you have the right to:
●
Live permanently anywhere in the United States.
●
Work in the United States.
●
Own property in the United States.
●
Attend public school.
●
Apply for a driver’s license in your state or territory.
●
Join certain branches of the U.S. armed forces.
●
Receive Social Security, Supplemental Security Income, and Medicare
benefits, if you are eligible.
●
Apply to become a U.S. citizen once you are eligible.
●
Request visas for your spouse and unmarried children to live in the United
States.
●
Leave and return to the United States under certain conditions.
As a permanent resident, you must:
●
Obey all federal, state, and local laws.
●
Pay federal, state, and local income taxes.
●
Register with the Selective Service (U.S. armed
forces), if you are a male between the ages of 18
and 26.
●
Maintain your immigration status.
●
Carry proof of your permanent resident status at
all times.
●
Change your address online or provide it in writing
to USCIS within 10 days of each time you move.

Sunofgod:
Brazilian Cabinet Members: (Spot the Negro -  )

https://toglobalist.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/PM-Brazils-Cabinet.jpg

Woman at the back. Behind the white woman in orange

Shame on you. It's September 24th already

Please post more. This is so true.

Mumu! There was a war in Lebanon that brought it on its knees. And tell me that it's Igbos that developed China or built Abuja, Kano or Lagos. Tell me it's Igbos that Built Rwanda etc You no get sense.

Go to France. Italy is a very vulnerable country.

Thebadpolitican:
Did you turn your moniker to female to avoid my wrought disgusting gay

Don't mind the trash filled being.

udeze73:
OP is feeling oppressed and bullied

Lol! Says a man who doesn't know me. You must be a clown.

Ghostman29:
I am a southern Nigerian and have 8 relatives living in the UK, USA and Canada.
I have never and will never brag about it.

Exactly! Please help me ring it into their ears. Can you believe that some of them here on nairaland accuse me of being jealous. Lol! How can I be jealous when I have families abroad? I don't boast about it, so it annoys me when I see people boasting about it. Especially those who boast of Indonesia, India, Malaysia etc

plaetton:
The answer is quite simple, and I'm surprised that you pretend not to know.

Nigeria is failed state by every definition.
With a teaming population, the of which earn less than $1 a day, and dwindling opportunities for economic advancement , getting out of the country is seen as a break from the bandages of poverty.
And this has been established to be 100% true. Having a family member abroad is a guaranteed escape from poverty. If you consider that Nigerians in the diaspora remit $20b - $30b every year into the Nigerian economy. Im not sure that Nigeria earns that much foreign exchange from the sale of crude oil.
These monies go to take care of their parents , siblings, relatives , build houses, start businesses, etc. Who would not want their son, brother, sister or close relatives to travel abroad and hustle for the poverty stricken families all over Nigeria?
Having a family member abroad naturally a bit of pride , simply because it means that on the poverty scale, you are at least a few steps ahead of your neighbors who do not have any relatives abroad.

I get it, many poverty stricken Nigerians boast of having families abroad. But those of us doing fine, won't ever cough because we are not reliant on families abroad.

NEUDUDE:
This is so true. My new neighbor that his boyfriend pass libya to reach italy with only 30k the guy confided in me becos he talks too much. Who knows how dem don Bleep am for nyash before e reach there. God help hes living there now and doing menial jobs to send things home.

The girlfriend pride no be here, imagine cleaner babe go dey pumpous up and dan like say na billions the guy dey make. She no know say we know how e dey go lol

Wow! Was it during the Libyan "gold rush" or the current Libya?

etrouble:
Convert Dollars, Pounds Surname Sterling, e.t.c. to Buhari's Naira

Lol!

MufasaLion:
You're just a typical Nigerian with inferiority complex. I've met people like you that do feel intimidated whenever I mention something like that.

Intimidated? What verbosity without relevance Lmao! People feel intimidated by the things which they don't have. Learn to stay out of relevant issue, because you have an irrelevant view.

Iamthoney:
My dad is in the US

My Elder Sister is UK

My Elder Bro is Germany

My Kid Bro is in Japan


Me I’m in Nigeria but you will never hear me tell anyone

Same bro! That's what I'm trying to make out. You're just like me. Anyway, the typical Nigerians are noise makers. Watch as they attack our thread.