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RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by handsam(m): 8:31am On Nov 12, 2016
Lawlahdey:
Omg grin

How would a young lad like you have the guts to ask me out in the first place. .. That's really hilarious,Boo

Okay. . Call Mcbrooklyn, iss none of my business grin
Lol. Young lad?
Girl if you are judging from that picture you are sadly mistaken grin
Anyway, It was a mistake asking for your number.





Now swerve.
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by handsam(m): 8:21am On Nov 12, 2016
Lawlahdey:
LOL.

Now, why would I waste my precious time to go and ask a rhetorical question that I don't need the answer for?

Whatever you wanted to use it for, he still asked for permission to give you?

I think it's all good grin
Why? I will tell you why.

So, you don't feel highness cause I asked for your number

So, you don't misunderstand my intentions.

So, you don't come here dissing me cause I asked for your number.

So, I don't have to diss you too

So, you don't think I wanna ask you out.

Now ask him. Or do I need to call him here

Mcbrooklynundecided
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by handsam(m): 8:07am On Nov 12, 2016
Lawlahdey:
Just shoo off already.. You still should have asked by yourself grin cheesy

It's okay now, don't quote me back
You don't do the swerving thing on me.
I do it on you grin Now have you asked him?
Will you give me?
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by handsam(m): 7:58am On Nov 12, 2016
Lawlahdey:
Shut that filthy thing you call mouth and scarper outta my e-path

I didn't give you number now you wanna troll, you should have just asked for the number yourself. .. Ass-fvcking coward
Lol, I won't be caught deed drilling you with lexicons. You ain't worth it.

Girls grin why not ask Brooklyn why I asked for your number.
Just ask him and see what he tells you.
Smh.
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by handsam(m): 7:43am On Nov 12, 2016
Lawlahdey:
who called you here. . Herzlicker? Shoo off now
Lol, Did you expect me to lick your ass?
Na, You ain't worth it
Btw, I ain't asslicking.
It's a simple observation!
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by handsam(m): 7:39am On Nov 12, 2016
Lawlahdey:
Omg.. Dafuq is this jumbled piece of shii you wrote?

You are the evidence of a failed marriage. . If your dad had devoted the minutes he spent copulating with your whorish mum onto another thing, i'm pretty sure he would have yield a better result than the physical waste of space that you are

Whoring offspring of a cursed progeny!
She didn't bring parents into the diss.
Why should you do so?
Can't you diss without including parents?

Don't you have respect for your parent?
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by handsam(m): 7:33am On Nov 12, 2016
[quote author=IAmOged post=50966385][/quote]I just asked.
It's true.
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by handsam(m): 7:23am On Nov 12, 2016
IAmOged:
keep kwayet.....
you petrified mooncalf
a blabbing knockup scumbag
an odoriferous ozzling
bescumbarded jobbernowl....



shard-born coprophogia amenita...
no wonder you troll up and down with your cacopygian, looking for who to e-troll,
evidence your pudendagra eproctolagniac....

let it be known your lowlifeness bragging, raising shoulder up and down dis forum like a discombobulated odensyn is no intelligence atall
its bad for your progress in life
, get off those low mode mentality of cockroachs of yours

you no monarch league atall, an outcast..monarchs dont roll in muds of asslicking like you do...get a life friend..



pokenose not into my affairs here again...dont drag mi into your wereism . oni sori buruku ni December yi oo joor...silence shot lo ku oo. Free Me Else my Bae Wildflame go vex ooo

#
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CelebritiesRe: Alikiba Blasts His Fans For Attacking Wizkid, Says He Has Love & Respect For Him by handsam(m): 7:17am On Nov 12, 2016
LesbianBoy:
That's human beings for you! cheesy cheesy I mean, see donald trump and obama, after all the insults during campaign, they met and said "nice" things about each other. Donald trump even called obama a "good man" because he has won the election na!
Can you imagine? grin

RomanceRe: Must Women Think All Men Want Sex From Them After Helping Them? by handsam(m): 7:10am On Nov 12, 2016
awakeuche:
sorry for quoting you bro, i've been ghosting through nairaland for years and for some reasons this comment made me laugh so hard... "Sword of justice" good one bro, good one.
It's our work o!

Soft work grin
Thanks bro
CelebritiesRe: Alikiba Blasts His Fans For Attacking Wizkid, Says He Has Love & Respect For Him by handsam(m): 1:55am On Nov 12, 2016
Alikiba be like grin

Btw, It's now you have respect?

After they have given you the prize, The respect just come grin

CelebritiesRe: We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace - Nigerian Women Cries Out by handsam(m): 1:47am On Nov 12, 2016
suzan404:
cucumber wey people dey use for facial treatment don become something else grin
What are you doing up at this time? undecided
RomanceRe: I Love Romance Section by handsam(m): 1:45am On Nov 12, 2016
vicstar:
[color=#ff9900] K. [/color]
grin
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Cutehector by handsam(m): 1:18am On Nov 12, 2016
Happy birthday.
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by handsam(m): 12:55am On Nov 12, 2016
IAmOged:
see alaye....no drag me for your fight....

imma help if only you know Wildflame my boo?

if not leave me out of ya fighting
Wildflame is your boo?
Lemme ask him
RomanceRe: Must Women Think All Men Want Sex From Them After Helping Them? by handsam(m): 11:56pm On Nov 11, 2016
QuietHammer:
Here comes captain save-a-hoe. Howdy nigga?
Good, You decided to quote me.
Lemme test your IQ with this question

What are you?
RomanceRe: Must Women Think All Men Want Sex From Them After Helping Them? by handsam(m): 11:32pm On Nov 11, 2016
Estharfabian:
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Nah... I've got my helmets on! grin
I've got this... cool

Ok then, I will watch from the stands grin
But if things get any dirtier, I will be right by your side striking some mofos down with my Sword of Justice cool
RomanceRe: Must Women Think All Men Want Sex From Them After Helping Them? by handsam(m): 11:28pm On Nov 11, 2016
Estharfabian:
]
So, They really want me dead. gringrin


lol grin

You need my help? grin
RomanceRe: I Love Romance Section by handsam(m): 11:26pm On Nov 11, 2016
Where is Itspuffpuff? cool
RomanceRe: Must Women Think All Men Want Sex From Them After Helping Them? by handsam(m): 11:22pm On Nov 11, 2016
Estharfabian:
]
LMFAO...grin

.i can't be tamed tho... trust me, A lot of peeps tried. tongue


Totally true lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: It's Time To Murder English. by handsam(m): 9:28pm On Nov 11, 2016
come and be going grin
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by handsam(m): 9:10pm On Nov 11, 2016
TEVLI:
oh.. Na you be Handsam sef.... When you dey open the thread??
Who knows?
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by handsam(m): 8:31pm On Nov 11, 2016
UndercoverAgent:
free internet cheesy
Jude. I am not in the mood

Swerveundecided
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by handsam(m): 8:24pm On Nov 11, 2016
slimthugchime:
whats all this localdata shit that keeps appearing under your signature undecided
Tis' Network undecided
RomanceRe: Adaksbullet Reletionships Totoria by handsam(m): 8:21pm On Nov 11, 2016
Silkmoth33:
Chai! Dis babe u too set oh! U go sabi _fuck dick wella oh.

See as ur pisha fine.
Make I kuku save am embarassed
undecided
RomanceRe: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by handsam(m): 8:15pm On Nov 11, 2016
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RomanceRe: Shes Beautiful Isnt She? She deserves it? by handsam(m): 8:08pm On Nov 11, 2016
DaddySLY:
thnks bruh!...


uhm...
cc laveda estharfabian skarlett mimzyy smellymouth smellinganus suzan404 berlynn handsam falconey vizkiz mikylopez iamhatey wristbangle tosyne2much wildflame sinaj ivvy prettyadaolisa ... kiss kiss


those tat have already liked i say a big thankyou to yall
obtsubtle iykekelvins bibijay123 trapqueen77 berlynn lsdofk n a lot others from Amigos... big thankyou guys..
*****

we need more likes!!

help her out abeg... she use to be a nairalander o...
cc lalasticlala
Sure thing bro..
RomanceRe: Can A Girl Do This For A Guy by handsam(m): 8:06pm On Nov 11, 2016
celfie:
Lying liar undecided you are handsam. He always makes childish comments like that.

PS: u didn't invent that slang, as usual, you copied it from kingcheezypuff. See how jobless you are.
Who is this? undecided
RomanceRe: Can A Girl Do This For A Guy by handsam(m): 8:04pm On Nov 11, 2016
celfie:
Attention people, handsam is behind the monikers trolling you! Cc trapqueen77 Misspicy royalblak007 synzu smellingAnus
undecided
RomanceRe: I Love Romance Section by handsam(m): 4:45pm On Nov 11, 2016
undecided
CelebritiesRe: The 10 Most Fashionable Female Celebrities In Nigeria by handsam(m): 4:34pm On Nov 11, 2016
Jarizod:
u win..I dash u grin

if u want the girl.. come and collect her cheesy
Good boy cool

RomanceRe: I Love Romance Section by handsam(m): 4:25pm On Nov 11, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin

It's been 2wks I never comment tho I'm watching this sextion errday... I missed a lot of stuffs jare grin

When I was banned, I had a chance to bond with my friends & got more time with my bf tongue Tho this wk is pretty rough as my oldie was admitted to the hospital and one of my extended friend just died the other day due to leukemia (stage4) cry

Romance sextion is truly a STRESS RELIEVER for me grin this section always making me laugh like crazzey grin grin

Now, lemme holla on my boiz kiss kiss kiss

Smellinganus my dear friend, my "silent Savior"cheesy
JIX, the funny man I always know wink
DaddySly, this one na always serious ooo tongue
TrapHedges my booboo kiss
Muva a new found friend grin smiley
And to the rest of the men I used to bumped in this section:
Kisschrix Jarizod EmperorLee LastKing147 Gladiator1 FirstKing01

[size=18pt]Let the PARTY BEGIN grin grin[/size]
Hahaha! Trapqueen funny how we got released on the same date grin

How was the food in the women's section? cheesy

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