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What kind of fast talking fool narrates an information like that That narrator is a very big fool for talking so fast

Onariii:
Why her leg get yellowish color

It's decomposing

Raalsalghul:
What pisses me of about threads like this is that there's always a reference to the Op's current earning power: in this case 600k.

Last I checked, 1 dollar = 600 naira, so the Op is currently earning 1k dollars monthly which in itself is not bad but to put things in context :at this same time last year, it was about 1200 dollars.

Common sense dictates that there's a reason to be worried and so many other variables should be looked into apart from earning power.

Oga relocating with a wife and 4 kids in his early 40s is madness

charles009:
Hello Folks,

I need una inputs, I tried scanning through nairaland threads and I am getting more of technicalities and rules lol. I need real experiences. As everybody around me dey japa so I decided to give it a thought. I work with a fintech company and net a little over =N=600k monthly. I am considering relocating to either UK,Germany,New Zealand, Australia or Canada. I am married with four kids. They said study route is the best .

A few of my colleagues that travelled just dey dull my ginger. My Oga who nets over 750k, we spoke today and he is considering a security man job, and claims net pay is over 2M monthly. Biko I cannot come and kill myself.

My friend, we spoke this evening and he responded oboy make I no lie you, na shit i dey pack for here, the good news is they say it will always get better with time. What if person no come eventually become citizen, is it a must you go become citizen.

I don talk to over 10 persons today and they all saying everything is though. Me I don't like stress, where me and wify go dey overwork just dey pay bills. Ofcourse I no get strength for menial jobs, make one oyibo use me take dey shine lol....

I no get any exceptional skill, I be sales man ooo.

Would you advise I still gamble and go with family abi make I hold my job oooo.

Please, I would welcome suggestions and advise.


Thanks Guys

Relocating with a wife and 4 kids will be the worst mistake you will ever make in your life. I'm guessing you should be in your very late 30s to early 40s already. Why leave certainty for uncertainty

JoshuaDoku:
A beautiful Nigerian police identified as Osima E Elo has taken to social media to urge men not to be afraid of her.

According to her, most men have been running away from her because of her profession but she needs a husband to be with.

The officer who shared her plea on Facebook shared a photo of herself while sitting in her car wearing her seat belt.

For interested persons, follow the link below and drop your particulars or slide into her DM for more conversations...

https://allgistroom.com/i-seriously-need-a-husband-dont-be-afraid-to-approach-me-female-police-officer-to-men/

Abeg link me to her. I am very interested

KLINO:
This man caused me to be dismissed from UBA in 2001 for paying a fake cheque oN300k from his fraudulent staff and my leg was fractured due to investigation. God.

What!!! Are you serious about this I know JerryB very well.

donbachi:
Jerryboy

Wow I now see we have alot of men in this forum who followed what happened in Nigeria in the 80s and 90s... Yeah that was the fun name we called him then.

hashtagged:
I hate male children. I prefer just one daughter that's all

Seriously you're like me. I prefer female children abeg. In my own case it's my sister's that have been visiting my parents but me due to work and distance I have not been able to see my parents... Female children are indeed a blessing

Notyourtype:
Hello Guys,

Is it even possible to have up to six kids without having a male child?

I have a friend, who wanted to have only 4 kids. He's now counting six and will count more because he has refused to have a male child.

When the wife gave birth to the fifth child, then my friend was very anxious to having a male child. But as soon as the news got to him that his wife gave birth to another female child, he send a message to his wife at the hospital not to come to his house with the child. He said his wife has a curse on her, that is why she refused to give birth to a male child. We had to beg him before he allowed his wife home.

The issure now is that his wife just gave birth to the sixth child again today, and another female child. He his just very confused right now.

He just told me now that people says the fault his not from her wife but rather on his side. And he want me to help him on what the problem is.

Pls nlanders, what do you think is the problem, and how can he give birth to a male child?

Seriously I really wish to be like your friend

You guys should read this piece https://www.nairaland.com/5941938/lesson-life-senator-arthur-nzeribe about him and learn. Death is what balances the world.

I piss on this thread!!!

Whiteleaf:
Please take it while you search for another if you don't fancy the job, country hard.
By the way, I am in need of job opportunity in Delta state, don't mind moving to another state.
Someone please link me up.

Can u move to Portharcourt? There are jobs coming up by the end of the month. Pay from 80k and above

benjamineyoh:
Hello Friends,

I got a job offer from one of the FMCG companies.
It requires me to oversee the reception and distribution of the company's products across an area
covering up 17 local governments.
The pay is 83k gross with 10k lunch allowance monthly.
There is a gold package HMO for me, my spouse and up to 4 children.
There is also monthly allowance of up to 15k for calls and data.
The job comes with annual, casual, sick and maternity/paternity leaves.

There is opportunity for growth.

The cost of survival is considerable as the job offer is one of the south-south states, Akwa Ibom to be precised.
The challenge is that i am scared of moving as i don't have a place to stay in the state and i don't know anyone there.

Renting house there is very very affordable. You can get a room self contained apartment for between 75 to 120k per year. A room only is about 40 to 55k. Take the job!

BoredBerry:
Thank you... Ofcourse... Depends on the location... I'm in abuja... I need somewhere close to gwagalada...

Can u move to Portharcourt? There is work and accomodation available. If interested please contact me at kaladajumbo74@gmail.com... Females only!

Lagos drivers that drive like mad people!!! Bastards!!!

Yewandequeen:
Serves her right

I don't understand the kindda fashion they are doing with extremely long braids. Their hair isn't fine enough until it's floor length which can even get them killed while on bike. Even if you will do long hair pack it appropriately, don't just leave it flying around like tentacles

I like such hair especially when I'm in the other room I love holding it wrapped in my hands while I do the do. You're missing alot( I have a fetish for long braids)

How did u solve the problem?? Say it here so others can benefit

Pray4meJC:
No sir actually l'm not into covenant with any person. Why it baffles me much is that I do not lust after the opposite sex. That was in the past.

I was told masturbation can help eliminate the chances of wet dreams hour before going to bed but I find out in my case it was all lies from the bottomless pit. After masturbating (ejaculating all semens) then later in my sleep same day, wet dreams still erupt with sizeable fluids expelled. Many times this could not help and I knew this is strong spiritual bondage on me.

Another strange one is that I find myself having strong erections (not ejaculation) towards some females when they come close to me without any contact or sexual desire, thoughts whatsoever with them. Just ordinary discussion about trades because I was selling in a shop. It thus seems there's a strong sexual force in those females that activates the sexual demons tormenting me. I have never had sex physically with any body since I came out from my mother's womb.

Mine was worse till I think when I got to the age of 35 it started subsiding on its own. Mine was so so bad that I ejaculated like 3 times a day till I clocked 35 years when I noticed that the urge started reducing. I can see u are a virgin mine is I would have sex now with my girlfriend in the day time and still masturbate again later that evening. I also had a terrible fetish(involving using women to satisfy myself in whatever form) which I can't post here... It's not prayer but I think by the time you get to your late 30s it will reduce

manontree:
Sad. For her to do this and even the changing of clothes somewhere else suggest premeditation

It is highly likely her conscience is bothering her about something she did that day. She felt by telling you half truth, she would ease the burden on her conscience

She hasn't told you the entire truth and forgiveness should be the last discussion at the moment

Hahahaha...You're indeed very experienced

falcon01:
She's a fool for not telling you where she went and you are right, who will she call if something happens? If by chance you catch her cheating oga don't you ever forgive her, because obviously she knows what she's doing and is very very very aware, just do your own part, be the best husband you could be.

Hey!!! Na person wife not girlfriend. Learn some manners

ModeEbo:
Lol, na all this kind girls Aba boys dey call small pin

Nah we call them "Small Pin Charger"...

GeneralPula:
Chin-chin wey the seller go use Weed prepare..

If you never try ham, go try ham..

I prefer cookies made with weed. I have packs of them in my fridge... even my girlfriend who comes over likes taking it with warm milk... You know the rest after that.

Papichulostunne:
Moderator should this actually make FP?

Yes it's FP worthy. It's a research on our preferred snack.

I prefer chinchin not the too strong ones oo... I hate dry and strong chinchin

Painintheass221:
Leave her to rest in peace

Stupid and very foolish statement from this slowpoke above

The problem I had living in Lagos was the terrible epileptic electricity

You're still a young teen. Focus on making your life better and girls will naturally flock to u... Been experiencing this since the age of 26 now I'm in my late 30s still confused on which girl to marry because that are too many

obiekunie01:
To leave your wife with even your adult brother in a house for just a weeks is one of the most stupid thing any man can do talk more of leaving your cousin with your wife for an unknown period of time.

listen oga. tell your cousin you will soon be traveling back therefore he has to make alternative arrangement for his accommodation before your due date of your trip! period!

Must you even tell him before he knows he has to make an alternative arrangement? what kind of a moronic cousin is that?

tell him you will assist him with 100k for his alternative accommodation.

A MAN THAT IS NOT BOLD ENOUGH TO PROTECT HIS FAMILY DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE CALLED A MAN.

DON'T BE A SISI!

God bless you my brother.... This is even a cousin for that matter! I wonder why he is afraid of sending him away

wiseoneking:
Very spitting image of his father. I initially thought that the above pic was that of Moshood himself.

His father was goodlooking than he is

Exsonyaksoncons:
6 months family used corolla for sale

Clean in and out
2.4m
08139750651

I will give you 1.3m if you're interested. You can reach me at kalada1983@yahoo.com

janetakan:
All of you attacking Biden are all clowns.

Look at your country!

Bunch of imbeciles!

Why are u so bitter Is Biden your father or in-law?