So you have not heard about all the layoffs happening in tech lately in the west(Abroad)

You better go and study a medical course or apply for study visa. I observed you Nigerians hardly plan properly before taking decisions. You hear "Japa" the next thing is to carry bag and travelike zombies. Don't worry una eays go soon clear

What this Desmond of a person deserves is to retire to that his house. Nothing for him this time!!!

wwwkaycom:
Nigerians are funny people, the same people who were praising Buhari two weeks ago because they thought the naira swap policy will help their candidate to win are now cursing daylight out of the same Buhari for conductingthe worst election because their candidate lost. Take note of this niggas, presidential electionis already won and lost, another presidential election comes up in February 2027 by the grace of God.
I no care whether INEC postpones gubernatorial till next year, e no concern me, the one wey concern me has been done and concluded.

God bless Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, the slayer of Obingo and Atiku combined.

Just look at what a grown man is saying just because of a crumb of bread given to him.

Because of crumbs and bones given to you, you loose your senses!!!

Berrityga:
I hate girls that come to my house and don't want to leave. I once had to fake travelling just to make a girl leave.

🤣🤣🤣 Very very true. I'm in that situation now. If I tell her to go home she starts crying. Seriously oo. I would have no option than to let her stay. Now it's going to 4 months already

gasparpisciotta:
Still very ok

It's not okay!! BRT to Ikorodu will no be 600 naira

Good one

stevonics:
there was no ss3 in 1989. Junior and senior secondary started 1990. You were in class 5.

You're very correct. Lol I forgot oo

Cti28:

Uncle no vex oo, would you mind if I dash you wife?

Yes I am very interested

Samogloby:
This is 1961-62 primary 4 question paper!

Wow! How did you get this?

moneyissweet:
Op,If you not married with 3 kids by now they supposed call family meeting for your matter

I was in SS 3 in 1989. I am not yet married. Oya call meeting for me

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!



Am finding it hard to get a girlfriend of my own, most Nigerian girls don't seem to measure up to my level, it's lonely at the top maaann

Me too man. Now that I have all the money I need I can't seem to get the kind of woman I desire.... Strangely enough when I was broke some years back all the women I desired were all around me

Teeroyzimma:
It will not be well with the mod that is deleting my Peter Obi campaign posts, you're obviously a enemy of Nigeria's progress

Hahahaha my belle oooo

post=114030565:
Better Father wey love and understand the needs of his children.

God bless you a million fold sir.

And God bless this beautiful and sensible gurl a billion folds.

A lady like one of us @.
SISI YEWANDE of God herself!
Happy Birthday Once again,
Twas a beautiful weekend mehn.

Connect me to this Sisi Yewande

Samakus:


As a 300L, broke, depressed student?

My point is.. at 300L you have a GF of 2 years whom you have been bringing home for a while now and your parents are allowing that? Coupled with your brokeness and boiling depression and the state of your house, bringing a girl home should not be in your books. If you impregnated that girl, na suffering pro max. You're accusing your father of being a failure and you're towing his path? No be juju be that? You think there wasn't a time your father hustled like you? Na by hustling?

Little things matter. A student, poor and depressed for that matter, having the audacity to bring a girl home is the big turn off for me. Like, you wan marry the girl like this? In this your condition? You no like yourself obviously.


Whatever that sails your boat. I'm gone

Bros Bros, I didn't know you're such an adviser. Wow I still remember our days at Gpay.... Miss u guys alot

OpenHeaven2019:
Over the past few days I have been analyzing what i did right and what I did wrong in this last bull market. I have also looked at things I didn’t do.

The last cycle I made some money and lost it all in the bear market. This time I made money and I kept it. This bear market has taken nothing from me.

The next bull market I’m going to make at least a million dollar. With the experience I have had in the past 2 cycles, it would be very very easy to pull off.

I hope you are still here then.

Keep Dreaming!!! Study the charts so you know what really going on instead of being emotional. This bear run is gonna be on for a long while(through 2022). So gear up for the tough BTC winter!!

This man shape of head is unbelievable!!!

I will accept the offer with both hands and legs

ElectronicMoney:
.

Thank God say no be only me get big money for this thing.

My total investment of $4,700+ in 4 different crypto exchanges is now worth less than $1,000

My saving grace is that it's my money so I can afford to wait it out till the next bull run even if it takes over 2 years!

Damn this is serious. I removed all my investments from BTC to USDT in January because I had this bad feeling crypto won't be so profitable this year

nnamdi640:
My heart ooo!!! $3522 of my money has turned to $153. Who did I offended that did this to me.

Jeez are u serious about this?

Dailyparrot:


Nothing is impossible. Don't give the devil a chance. Constant body touching could arouse any of the siblings. It will first start slowly and unintentional until it gets to the final bus stop.

I would suggest they live in the same room but separate beds. The girl can use the bathroom to change her clothes and deal with other private issues.

16 is not an older teenager. The last time I checked, teenage age starts from 13.

Husband and wife shouldn't let their children know on the night they are about to get intimate, it isn't right.

The girl is still young and at this age, she thinks there's anything special about her body. My married elder sisters can expose their breast before me and it means nothing to them and to me. What's there about the body other than the breast and her pussy?

If there's a strong sibling relationship between the two, I don't see why a small 16 year old will feel that uncomfortable with her elder brother who's 3 years older than her. It's not like she's the older one here.

Seriously I wonder too. When I was a child later a teen I and my sister shared the same room although I had my foam which I slept on. Years later when I clocked 17 I preferred sleeping in the palour while she sleeps in the room. Sometimes she comes to the palour to sleep when the room is too hot for her. We did this till I moved out when I was 21.

ireneidiva:

It is a Range Rover. A Jeep is a Jeep.

Damn you're so intelligent.

ABANGWABOI:
ifinger

O boy see make I give you OT..
If she mess up...
Try and get her husband contact.. then go and buy an already registered sim (it is sold oo.. naija is corrupt,make e no shock you..) use the Sim to download WhatsApp ..
Then use it to send her videos and nhude pics to her husband..
Remove the part that your face showed on it..
Then drop small hints for him on her excapade..
Then after you confirm he has seen those pics and videos you sent..
Then remove the Sim and if possible break and destroy it..
The Sim cannot be traced to you cos you weren't the one that registered it with MTN..
Watch how that OLOSHO woman marriage go take scatter and always maintain a defiance state whenever she tries to link you to her brouhaha..

If that woman jam my type of person eeh.. she go melo..
I don't know if it is because I am a Bad fellow that is why both Men and Women avoid having issues with me.. . sometimes I go dey find trouble but trouble just dey avoid me..
Op Dem dey look face Sha.. Dem no born her well if na me..

Hahahaha trouble Maker

Nonsense!! What's so special about your wife staying with you when the going get tough Nigerian men are so stupid!!! Isn't marriage for better for worse Why do Nigerian men feel women are doing them a favor staying with them.

Mandate2023:


Abeg rest.....house wife's have sex outside marriage a lot

Repercussions....did he kill anybody?

Those that r terrorizing killing innocent ppl including children what then will happen to them, politicians that embezzled billions allocated for hospitals yet many have died due to that embezzlement yet dey are still enjoying life with their families......na house wife wey go Bleep outside u carry for head wan kill yourself untop.....a mutual consent for that matter

Wife wey dey leave husband go marry another man....u better get sense, u dey fear make dey no bleep ur wife abi

Stop siding shit! The guy is a very big foooool!!!!! You think we guys here will hail him for fuvking another man's wife

Ladipoe is so underated

How is the pastoral work going?

TheSourcerer:
I tell you , dat spirit dey enta , once once , Hate Vikings run , from them they can do point and kill to initiate any member, wicked people dem, dem disturb me for back gate too that year

Hmm, so u went to UST.... Interesting.... Don't know ur age range but if u were in school (UST) between 2003 - 2008, Well I won't say anymore!

Simplelion:
Hmmmm.....the more you look, these daughters of eve are something else.....one bastard like that use
my money to abort for another guy twice oo!!! Not one's, the thunder that'll fire her is still doing press up

Oboy seriously

Johnycastro18:
is a rather sad experience, but if you insist I would narrate it for the seek of other simp like me in the house...

I was dating this lady Annabel( not real name, *for obvious reason won't use the real name) as far back as 2015 I had plans on marrying her, she was the girl of my dream( or so I taught) , she was beautiful and hardworking and what more.. she was from the same place with me, same tribe, whenever she comes over to my side and see the whole room messed up or dirty she would not hesitate to start cleaning,mopping and tidying up the room and surroundings, as well as packing the clothes to the laundry even without mentioning....hmmmm I taught I have finally seen a wife material, alas I never knew what was about to hit me

Trouble however started in 2017 when I began to notice some little changes in her attitude, I asked her what the problem was but she never disclosed anything to me......as time goes on a friend of mine narrated to me how he normally saw my woman Annabel with a strange guy who she normally come with to particular restaurant to eat....but I never believed him, at best I taught it might be a colleague. However I reluctantly confronted her about what my friend said but she denied it. Well I never believed my friend either so I just let her be (foolish me)

we were already talking about marriage making plans for our marriage as of 2017,

however on a certain saturday evening, I received a call from her(Annabel) that she would like to see me, so that we could talk....from the tone of her voice while on call i could sense all was not well, I hurriedly wore my clothes, stop a ride and arrived at her home, she brought two seats which we both sat on.....with both eyes set on her I now asked her What the matter was?, without any warning she gave me a reply that she was PREGNANT,

Well I am not someone who is a proportionist or advocate of abortion, beside it is a taboo in my tradition to carry out abortion.( except you wan die as a man then you are free 2 try it) ,... I told her all this stuff and she agreed to keep it ( first mistake)

Her pregnancy which she claim was mine was barely 3-4weeks or so, when we were togther one certain evening at her house when a call enter into her phone which she refused to pick, I urge her too pick, before she reluctantly pick the call and went outside the room to answer it , I was wondering within me, when did picking her phone and moving outside to answer it began?

Anyway after about 4 or 5 minutes or so....she returned back to the room feeling uncomfortable and she told me that someone was outside the house, that he want to see me , I asked her who is it, but she was feeling uneasy and uncomfortable, well I stood up and followed her outside all thesame

When we came out, there sat a scary looking guy,dark in complexion with Cigarettes at hand and two of his guys( or friend I don't know), when he saw me, he asked me to come seat by his side(my brain was thinking fast at this point) not really knowing what was happening or going on.....I reluctantly went to seat, immediately I sat at his side what first caught my attention was my woman's picture was what he used as his phone profile picture (hmmm)

Nasoh this guy take turn look me, come the ask me say "i know say annabel nah him babe bah?, I answered "No, I don't know"..... he said OK, he now told me that he is her boyfriend her guy and the father of her unborn baby,( immediately i turn and look at her, and she bend her head shamefully......hmmmm) that he has been receiving information of me coming to her house frequently and he has asked her who I am to her and she told him that I am her colleague at work , and that, that was the reason he never took me serious....but of recent he has been suspecting us of dating, he now asked me if I have anything to do with her, if it is true that we are dating and there is something between us,? i was about answering the question when she (Annabel ) tried to interrupt and stop me....without warning this guy just landed her a dirty slap and ask her to keep quiet, that she is a fucki*ng cheat, she have been cheating on him, after all he had done for her, spend all his money on her and so on and so forth, that she don't know who he is, that if she think she can be pregnant with his child and be sleeping around, that he would deal with her and report her to her parents and so n and so forth...........

I ONLY SAT THERE AND BEND MY HEAD TO THE GROUND, LISTENING TO THE TWO OF THEM ARGUE AND TALK, SHE NIETHER DENIED ALL WHAT HE WAS SAYING, SO IT WAS TRUE AFTER ALL ......AT THAT POINT I KNEW IT WAS ALL OVER, I HAVE BEEN USED BY THIS DEVIL INCARNATE THAT CLAIM TO LOVE ME, SHE HAVE BEEN Bleep*ING AROUND, AND THE PREGNANCY WAS NOT MINE EITHER,.... I WAS JUST WONDERING SO ANNABEL OF ALL PEOPLE COULD DO THIS TO ME!!!, , I FELT WEAK, COLD AND SICK AT THAT MOMENT, I WISHED IT WAS ALL A DREAM, BUT ALAS IT WAS NOT......

the guy turn and ask me again if It is true that i am dating Annabel?, well having dawn on me that i have been betrayed by this daughter of eve, and looking accross to behold the fierce looking and two scary group of guys he came along with, fearing for my life I looked at him and told him we( I and Annabel ) ARE NOT DATING, we are just office colleague just as she had told him.

Even though he was not satisfied with my response, he warned me sternly to stay away from annabel if I want to live long, with grief in my heart and pains of betrayal, I arose from my seat,trembling greatly,my two legs were shaky and i could barely hold my body frame upright, , that was how I left that house for good with the pains of been humiliated, betrayed and stab in the back by this female gender i claim to love.

When I arrived home and lay down on my bed with tears in my eyes, with the feeling of humiliation and grief,I noticed a text message entered my phone.......

i opened the message, and it was from annabel, this daughter of eve again....... In the message ; " She claim to be dissapointed in me for allowing that guy slap and hit her in my presence without defending her, that yes she had an affair with the guy...but she can swear that the pregnancy belongs to me not him, and that she never loved the guy, she only lied to him that the pregnancy is his, so she could eat(chop) his money, since his dad is rich, and when she wanted calling off there friendship with him, he threathened to kill her, she later find out that he is a cul**st that was why she was scared of leaving..... that I should please forgive her and forget about the guy,

WELL I CANNOT BE FOOLED TWICE, I SIMPLY TOLD HER TO Bleep OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE....

Damn WTF!!! This is a very sad experience.

Johnycastro18:
Some years back I would have normally took such stories written here as been fictitious and a make believe story....

But with my experience in the hand's of one of this daughter's of eve recently, I must admit that they is nothing more evil that this daughters of eve can't do and even worse.

If I begin to narrate my story on how I was betrayed, and what I went through in the hands of this female gender ehnnn....

Please I want to hear your story

Dorwadora:
I've always see people advertising herbs or medicines or oil promising to enhance a man sexual experience. While some are to give a big penis most of the advertisement promise a sexual adventure that will last for 3 hours ( Personally, I believe that any man that last for 3 hours on bed is not normal).

Some men go as far as consumpting an overdose of Viagra or Tramadol without caring about the side effects or drink some herbs just to satisfy their urge to go 2 hours or more.

I believe that sex is not a competition of who lasted longer....


I am a woman and I really don't know much about a man feeling when having sex but I do know that the best part of sex for a man is the ejaculation.

If the best part is the ejaculation then why try to delay it?


No insults please, mature comments only.

For me I enjoy the sex(pre-intimacy & thrusting)with a girl than the ejaculation stage... I just feel I have to enjoy her very very well before I cum.... That is my take/opinion about it. I don't have sex to cum but have sex to enjoy her beauty and body