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Politics › Re: Police Repel Attack, Kill 8 Unknown Gunmen In Imo State (Graphic Pics) by hansomb: 12:18pm On May 07, 2021

The chicken have started to come home to roast. Ipob cup don full.

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Business › Re: The Reason Why You Should Quit Gambling by hansomb: 2:12pm On May 06, 2021

Steve0979:
DAT evil book.DAT can't stop jihad and terrorism,hypocrisy at its peak

you are ignorant. Seek for knowledge and truth.

Business › Re: The Reason Why You Should Quit Gambling by hansomb: 2:06pm On May 06, 2021

Lomprico2:
you mean terrorist manual 2.0 condemned gambling but supports murder?

Islam doesn't support murder. Don't be stupid.

Business › Re: The Reason Why You Should Quit Gambling by hansomb: 2:04pm On May 06, 2021

Tisham20:
Me and gambling na marriage forever have bought a plot of land worth #700k with gambling money for me it’s a win win gamble wisely na God de do am for me

and you go still lose it to gambling. Gambling is like a circle, a karma kind of thing.

Business › Re: The Reason Why You Should Quit Gambling by hansomb: 1:54pm On May 06, 2021

seyicodes:
Quran mentioned it. Another reason is that God forgives almost all sin in ramadan but does not forgive gambler. So stop it.

It's only someone who died associating someone with Allah that He doesn't forgive. Get your facts straight.

Politics › Re: How Ejike Mbaka Disappeared And Reappeared In A Motorcade by hansomb: 1:44am On May 06, 2021

Media = Religion = Ethnicity

Politics › Re: Uzodinma Launches Operation Search And Flush Team In Imo, Presents Cars, Gadgets by hansomb: 1:12am On May 06, 2021

GTkester:
Hehehe. Exercise in futility

Enemy of progress sighted.

Politics › Re: Father Ejike Mbaka Is Back - Adoration Ministry by hansomb: 1:09am On May 06, 2021

How old is Mr Mbaka to warrant the title of Father father. Father of who ?

Politics › Re: Obasanjo: If Nigeria Breaks Up, Minority Groups Will Be Exterminated by hansomb: 1:06am On May 06, 2021

hisgrace090:
As if the minority are better now

trust me they are compared to what may befall them if Nigeria disintegrate. Ipob will overun the major parts of Niger Delta to control or bunker oil. Ighòhó/OPC will overun the minor part of Niger Delta, Bokoharam/killerherdmen will overun the North Central and claim the land for grazing. Area boys/tout/ Àyé/Àké/ cult group/ Skull miners will overun the less powerful Yoruba cities and traders/visitors etc.

Romance › Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by hansomb: 1:46pm On May 05, 2021

NaijaGoBetter20:
Baba Ijesha also tried this law and ends up in panti

Try not to try Okafor's law on underage or somebody's wife

to every law there's an exception.

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Romance › Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by hansomb: 1:39pm On May 05, 2021

According to NwaAmaikpe on 9:28pm On Nov 20, 2017 He type and I qoute
"Nigerians are very great people and despite our modest literacy rate of 59.6% we've been able to formulate very functional hypothesis, creative theories and practical laws.
My favourite Esan name is "Ededeanwan".
When translated to English, it means " We learn everyday ".
So did I today;
I laughed a lot while learning too. The laws were so many but I was able to remember just this much.
1). Okelanwo's law of Financial Gravitation states that a person's money creates a magnetic field/flux which makes others attracted to them and also makes them completely irresistible irrespective of the odds against them.
2). Okafor's Law of Congodynamics which states that once a Congo has been shined before (C1), it can always be shined (C∞ ) provided it was shined properly the previous times it was shined (P).
(C1 P = C∞)
3). Abidemi's Law of Reverse Congoelasticity states that even though the strain (deformation) of a Congo is proportional to the stress applied to it, it's original elasticity can be attained and further expansion slowed by implantation of camphor into the canyon.
4). Agaracha's Law of Definite Return which states that even though a lover walks away to a new lover. The initial lover will eventually recover this prodigal lover when their love for the new lover is over.
(Provided the initial lover is still interested).
6). Monica's Law of Rotational Emotion is based on the theory of relativity and states that no emotion is a definite force neither are they constant; they fluctuate because of the uneven distribution of wealth, assets, abilities amongst unlimited potential suitors.
(Meaning the better, more endowed person can claim the love whenever)
If I'm successful; before the end of this week, I'd put Okafor's Law as well as Agaracha's Law to test.
I'm off to the Bistro."

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Politics › Re: Protest In Enugu As Missing Mbaka Is 'Whisked Away By Unknown Gunmen' by hansomb: 1:29pm On May 05, 2021

Unknown gunmen = Ipob terrorist. The have come for him. They see him as informant to the federal government.
We warned many of Ipob terrorist sympathisers that when they overpowered the security structure it's the innocent that will begin to pay the price as long as you disagree with them just like boko boys.

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Phones › Re: Is Infinix Not Better Than Xiaomi ? by hansomb: 12:21am On May 05, 2021

most of my guys that owns infinix or Tecno usually come to me to snap documents pictures for them with Xiaomi device then send back into there device. I have been using Redmi charger for the past 5 months without any problem, my last itel device consumed more than 15 chargers. I used to blame NEPA before but now I know better. My last itel device used to cause me eye problems if used for long but since I have transferred to Redmi device I have no such issues. It take nothing less than 4 hours to fill infinix hot device while it take less to fill Redmi devices with more battery capacity. there are many more examples. Though I have no beef with them transition but Redmi devices are far ahead when you compare cost and performance ratio. Even Samsung are restrategizing with affordable devices because Xiaomi are posing a threat to them.

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Politics › Re: Hisbah Fires Commander ‘caught In Hotel With A Married Woman’ by hansomb: 11:55pm On May 04, 2021

cchub:
They should met out sharia law on adultery on him if they're not hypocrites.

By the way, Konji na bastard.

4 reliable witnesses must be presented and must see the thing going inside.

Politics › Re: Hisbah Fires Commander ‘caught In Hotel With A Married Woman’ by hansomb: 11:47pm On May 04, 2021

Bornsinner7:
Many of them are not patient.. when you have 77 juicy tight vagina waiting for you.. why will you want to eat a left over..

“If a man seduces a virgin who is not betrothed and lies with her, he shall give the bride-price for her and make her his wife. If her father utterly refuses to give her to him, he shall pay money equal to the bride-price for virgins.

Ephesians 5:25

“If a man meets a virgin who is not betrothed, and seizes her and lies with her, and they are found, then the man who lay with her shall give to the father of the young woman fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife, because he has violated her. He may not divorce her all his days.

John 3:3

Politics › Re: Military Rejects Call To Take Over Power, Declares Loyalty To Buhari by hansomb: 3:55pm On May 04, 2021

daddytime:
Lol...

Now, I miss President Abba Kyari. At least, while he held sway, things weren't this chaotic nationwide and at the Presidency.

What a country.

Seems he's the one in control

Travel › Re: Relocation From Abuja To Jos City by hansomb: 3:45pm On May 04, 2021

Jos weather is one of the best, things are also cheap and the security situation have improved compared to other state. Though infrastructure is very poor like market development, good road and water supply is poor and the City looks very dry compared to places like Kano and Kaduna.

Phones › Re: Redmi Note 7 Pro - Affordable Price by hansomb: 9:23pm On May 03, 2021

mikezuruki:
Is it a global version?

it's not based on the nylon leather and carton

Phones › Re: Ghost Touch On My Redmi Note 9s. by hansomb: 9:18pm On May 03, 2021

chidon007:
Hello friends
Happy new month.

Please Guys, I need ur opinion on this. My Redmi note 9s is having a GHOST TOUCH ie The phone clicks on its own. It does it once in a while. It does not happen frequently for now. I just bought the phone on march 2021.

I want to know if this GHOST TOUCH mostly occur on Redmi note 9s. I av seen a post abt this in this Naira land b4.

Is there any way to solve dis or what should I do pls.
I really like the phone.

My version is Redmi note 9s 6gb ram 128 internal storage.

Or should I start to prepare my mind to buy another phone?
Guys help me pls.

Thanks

Download Antutu app. there's a section you can use to test how healthy your touch screen is.

Phones › Re: Ghost Touch On My Redmi Note 9s. by hansomb: 9:16pm On May 03, 2021

Is it new you buy it or fairly used ?

Politics › Re: Nigerian Prisoners Who Escaped From Jail Dehumanized By Ghanaian Authorities by hansomb: 9:12pm On May 03, 2021

blizard44:
I doubt the authenticity of this statement.

If it is real, then it reveals the poor working of this woman's mind.

Because they escaped from prison they should be dehumanised?

And she heads our Diasporan community.

This country don taya me.

Do you know maybe there are killers among them, if Nigeria no get sense to allow criminals in other countries have sense.

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Food › Re: See How I prepared my stew as a single guy. by hansomb: 9:10pm On May 03, 2021

As a single guy try get gas cooker it's more cheaper and update your phone from your million naira to one with good camera.

Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu, Femi Gbajabiamila And Sanwo-Olu At Tafsir For Lagos (Photos) by hansomb: 8:38pm On May 02, 2021

na when election don near they will start to use religion to whitewash themselves. Buhari even attended church service but now he's no where to be found. Happens only in Africa. The truth is when the President is a Christian it benefits the Muslims more than the other way round at the very least you can put all the blame and any conspiracy theories on him. You can act as the victims and in return put pressure on him to do the right thing. Imagine if it was during Buhari time Shari'a was introduced to the North ? But since it Obasanjo time it's cannot be fit into Islamisation theory agenda. Good luck tried to modernize the almajiri system of schooling, Obj donated almost 250 million to the renovation of Abuja central mosque and so many others.

Politics › Re: Video Of Boko Haram Allegedly Converting Residents In Niger Is Fake - Governor by hansomb: 8:28pm On May 02, 2021

Fani kayode is a very very dangerous, deicetfull, hate filled, rumour munger, cunning , 2 faced, stand for nothing human being.The guy need to get a job asap because an idle mind is a devil's workshop. People like him are even praying for such bad things to happen so that it will fit into there narratives. Don't let him near your wife.

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Crime › Re: Gunmen Attack Abaomege Police Station In Ebonyi, One Officer Killed! by hansomb: 7:54pm On May 02, 2021

Masterkernel1:
What does life entail, that a son will watch Fulanis kill his mother, and his son shouts and he's arrested. I don't think you've lost your loved ones in the whole saga.

Don't preach what you don't know. It's easy to say, forgive.

How about the 19 innocent children and women killed by Ipob in Anambra ?

Crime › Re: Gunmen Attack Abaomege Police Station In Ebonyi, One Officer Killed! by hansomb: 7:53pm On May 02, 2021

By the time Ipob terrorist finished destroying the police station they will now turn to innocent civilians.

Politics › Re: Unknown Gunmen Kill 12 Cows In Akwa Ibom As Herdsmen Flee by hansomb: 7:52pm On May 02, 2021

That's condemnable. What is bad is bad even if everyone support it. Barbaric. Ipob terrorist are eating more than the can chew. Go after the bad guys not innocent people.

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Forcefully Converting Christians To Islam In Niger State (Fake Video) by hansomb: 7:44pm On May 02, 2021

Elliotwaveforec:
No data to watch the video, right?

why do you always think everyone lives a miserable life . . . . . . .am not rich but am contented. I live on my own without parents influence, finished uni, got a job , and I have a skill in carpentry/furniture design though not practicing it now. Alhmadullah.

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Forcefully Converting Christians To Islam In Niger State (Fake Video) by hansomb: 7:38pm On May 02, 2021

Elliotwaveforec:
No data to watch the video, right?

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Forcefully Converting Christians To Islam In Niger State (Fake Video) by hansomb: 7:32pm On May 02, 2021

atheistandproud:
Oga sharrap

How do you think Islam swept through West Africa?

By handshake abi?

Yes. It's true handshake and through business transactions, through friendship. How about Christianity ?

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Forcefully Converting Christians To Islam In Niger State (Fake Video) by hansomb: 7:31pm On May 02, 2021

observanc1:
i agree with u. Those women dont even look or dress northern nigerians are speaking a foreign language, definitely not gwari. These may be cameroonians. But forcefully converting anyone to islam of all religions is condemnable.

it not forceful conversion. it happened in ivory coast, they willingly convert. It's Fani Kayode spreading this stupid hatred message.

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Forcefully Converting Christians To Islam In Niger State (Fake Video) by hansomb: 6:35pm On May 02, 2021

Nairaland is getting dangerous through accepting and decimating FAKE NEWS , without due proper verification. Believe Fani Kayode at your peril. That's man is the real definition of Àfónjà.

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