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CelebritiesRe: Orezi Threatens To Disgrace A Male Celebrity Owing Him Over Dud Cheque by happney65: 7:33pm On Jun 15, 2018
jaytime:
If your intention is to call him out, you'll just be wasting your time cos them no send. Some of you celebs no just get shame. They can owe you for Africa. You see them on social media dey form porche you go think say them get money, you no know say na broke ass. That's how I worked for one, he'll just be telling me story getting to one year now. I go just dey ask myself - shey this one na musician ni?
Abeg use style tell us the name of the guy..just style style
SportsRe: Glo Sponsors 7 Lucky Nigerians To Russia by happney65: 3:12am On Jun 14, 2018
omolola15:
Bro I Dey Dubai now as we dey yarn. It’s a sweet sweet experience.
Wasere omo..Sha make sure you bang one sweet russian pussy..he no go good if you dont ohhh..Pussy Pussy Pussy... grin grin
SportsRe: Glo Sponsors 7 Lucky Nigerians To Russia by happney65: 11:25pm On Jun 13, 2018
Rapidlove:
This is a big fraud see the names of the people, all yoruba names
Big fraud
The Super-Eagles is dominated by People from the South-east,you no see anybody dey shout dey claim tribalism..ordinary Glo sponsorship una dey claim tribalism..He be like say they don swear for una..
SportsRe: Glo Sponsors 7 Lucky Nigerians To Russia by happney65: 11:24pm On Jun 13, 2018
madenigga:
And by councidence al of dem are yorubas.
The Super-Eagles is dominated by People from the South-east,you no see anybody dey shout dey claim tribalism..ordinary Glo sponsorship una dey claim tribalism..He be like say they don swear for una..
SportsRe: Glo Sponsors 7 Lucky Nigerians To Russia by happney65: 9:31pm On Jun 13, 2018
Seun one of them omolola15 is a nairalander.. omolola sha no go abscond for there ohhh...Make Buhari no send him boys come beat you..My regards to Putin.. weeere omo.. grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Yomi Casual Pictured With Tony Tetuila by happney65: 6:31pm On Jun 11, 2018
If sars grab Tony with that him hair he go know say khaki no be leather..them go don beat egbon before them know say na him..lol

All the same bros looking good
RomanceRe: Lady Who Turned Stripper To Pay Fees, Shows Off Cash, Buys 2 Range Rovers by happney65: 3:24pm On Jun 11, 2018
hhh
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Folashodun Adebisi Shonubi As New CBN Deputy Governor by happney65: 8:04am On Jun 09, 2018
veekid:
From the south west again? Okay?
I think Buhari replaced this guy with the adebayo adelabu that resigned recently..Adebayo adelabu is the one Ajimobi wanted to use as governorship candidate of APC in Oyo state..
FamilyRe: Six Ways Men Can Escape Poverty by happney65: 3:26pm On Jun 07, 2018
By doing yahoo yahoo... grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by happney65: 7:08am On Jun 05, 2018
The President of the United States just said he is above the Law..Just imagine that..He said he can Pardon himself..Dude is a Big idiot
TravelRe: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 6 by happney65: 7:25am On Jun 03, 2018
Brandagencies:
Hello everyone, I am in Chicago now and I MUST give back. It was a horrible experience but I got in.
I took the BA flight and arrived Chicago for 11;30.
CBP- good morning how are u and why are u here?
Me: good morning , vacation and to birth my baby.
CBP: Stands up to meet another officer, comes aback and says this way ma( secondary things☹️)
After sitting a while a middle aged woman calls me
CBP 2: madam, can I have confirmation that the hospital has accepted to treat u?
Me: stroger doesn’t give correspondence but here is the medical number opened for me it has my dates and my first appointment
CBP: that is not my job. What u have her is crap.
Me: Crap ke? Call first na!!( this point, I was already tired from the long journey)
CBP2: how much do u have
Me: 6900 in cash and 7000 In my wells card
CBP2: Go sit down, I’ll call u later.
Approximately 15mins after, she calls me in with a superior.
CBP: madam, these information u provided are not valid , we are sending u home.
Me: Home? Why? I can pay for these things( I begin analyse bla bla)
CBP: let me have ur phone and it’s password, please sit down.
Another 30mins after
CBP: you read nairaland?
Me: Yes
CBP: that nairaland devices u all, u should ask the us govt ur questions not a bunch of guessers
Me: I did contact the govt on a change of intent.
CBP: well, ure only allowed to birth here if Baby is high risk and ur doctor in Nigeria confirms it and u have an acceptance from a doctor here. You Nigerians just disgust me, coming here to quote what laws u don’t make. You are a burden to our govt. you just want to show off that ur baby has a passport:
Me: trying to defend myself
CBP: shut Up.
At this time, they had gone through all my phone emails and WhatsApp messages. Nothing to mail me with.
She comes back to ask for my contacts number and proceeds to call her. Requesting that my host sends me back because 6400 is not a reasonable fee to pay and I cannot afford it. My host insists that was the self pay package and she would use her insurance to cover if there are emergencies.
Me: very worried, already seeing them process travel docs for other pregnant women who have been turned back,some since yesterday. I had already started crying.
CBP : so madam, u will be going back home let me get approval from my superior.
10 mins later, please go get ur bags we need to check.
Me: with my big belle I run go carry luggage( I had just a cabin size box and a well wrapped ghana must go
CBP: all these clothes are too much ( biko which clothes)
Senior CBP patapata: madam, when was ur visa issued
Me: 2016
SCBP: it wasn’t given to birth
Me: yes, it was for a conference which I attended and I was not pregnant and then.
SCBP: ok ma, I will allow u into the USA but please show receipts on ur way out( she had a passport to junior CBP
Junior CBP: collects my passport and arrogantly stamps me in for 10weeks. Saying if I present a receipt less than 20k dollars on my way out, no visa will be resissued
Me: thank u ma.
CBP: Now very Angry, don’t thank me, looking at u disgusts me, just leave my sight before I puke.
Me: quickly carries my bag.
Moral :
1. It is now illegal to birth in USA if the birth can be handled in Nigeria( they showed me proof of that o)
2. Abort mission if ure using H Stroger.
3. Make sure u tell everyone u chat with that ure coming back
4. Hold cash of all the money u need.
5. Stay far from Ohare.

This is where I drop my pen.
The officer just hates Nigerians..And do I blame him or her?Capital NO..However I think it is still Legal to birth in the US if that is solely what you want to do without no interior motive
CrimeRe: Lady Saved Man From Jungle Justice In Imo (Photos) by happney65: 11:11pm On Jun 02, 2018
handsomeclouds:
The bikeman must be one of those illiterate Abokis

They are very aggressive and mischievous.
Aways determined to dominate everyone wherever they are!

Wait a min..NL dey censor Ab0ki....Northerner
They do..But words like Afonja,Igbo are used freely yet seun looks the other way..Hypocrite
CrimeRe: 2 Schools Fight With Cutlasses In Ibadan Over Girlfriend - Pictures by happney65: 2:22pm On Jun 02, 2018
hmmm
RomanceRe: Who Owns A Man His Mother Or His Wife? by happney65: 10:59pm On Jun 01, 2018
None of them..I owe myself
RomanceRe: 'Shoprite Road Girl': The Name Man Used In Saving Girlfriend's Number by happney65: 8:45am On Jun 01, 2018
Khd95:
All this twitter people too dey lie, its always their friends that things happen to

Awon weyrey oniro oshihuh
Twitter..I hate that platform like shit..Na so so lie them dey lie for there.

What do you expect when you are restricted to a certain number of words na so so lie you go dey lie..

Nonesense and Buhari
SportsRe: Ola Aina Still In Contention For World Cup As Rohr Axes 4 Players by happney65: 9:21pm On May 30, 2018
Ola aina will be roasted by messi and co..Make he sit down jeje for house ohhh..I take whoever you dey serve take beg you ohh
CelebritiesRe: Shina Peller Flaunts His Car Collection (Photos) by happney65: 6:30pm On May 30, 2018
Nedfed:
Shina na correct man
Can forget the day he gave me 500k as a birthday gift
Hmmmm Lie mohammed.. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Jolly Nyame Jailed For 14 Years For Fraud by happney65: 5:47pm On May 30, 2018
soberdrunk:
"I DEY FEEL LIKE JOLLY NYAME OOOOO" because you jail me........ cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
grin grin grin..You are a really mad fellow..
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Baru Have Made NNPC Worse: PUNCH by happney65: 2:57pm On May 28, 2018
omolola15 my guy who do we blame again?Blame Obasanjo,Yaradua,Sonekan and GEJ..Blame them all isn't it?But leave Buhari alone..Just leave him alone as he is nothing but a Saint..Hehehehhehehehhehehehehe

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