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sar33:
From the little I could understand from the story shared by Hausa Daily in Hausa,Umar Danwarai,the boy pictured below manufactured engine for irrigation and excavator.Kebbi state governor Atiku Bagudu supported him with N20m.Please our Hausa readers should explain more with the help of the screenshot below



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/hausa-boy-manufactures-engine-for.html

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alfa2016:
Singer Terry G has just released new photos this afternoon . See them below:



http://mojidelano.com/2017/03/singer-terryg-releases-new-photos/

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Olasco93:
Dear future Wifey, if Beauty is all you have and can offer, you'll lose me to someone more beautiful than thou...

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JamieBlog:
Nollywood actress Rosaline Meurer, accused by Tonto Dikeh of breaking her marriage, shared these photos on her IG page.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BRsV800g0XT/?taken-by=rosymeurer&hl=en


http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/03/actress-rosaline-meurer-shows-off-hot.html

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Nnamdisblog:
Ex-Big Brother Naija Housemate, Uriel has been announced as Payporte Fashion Ambassador.

Uriel signed a deal with the official Sponsor of Big Brother Naija 2017.

Uriel Ngozi Oputa was evicted from the Big Brother Naija House two weeks ago.

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/03/bbnaija-ex-housemate-uriel-becomes.html?m=1

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRswy23jSXj/

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lalasticlala:
"Apostle Suleman Uses His Tongue On Me During Sex Before Climbing The Pulpit To Preach So He Can Speak In Tongues" - Stepanie Otobo



http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2017/03/the-things-stephanie-otobo-alleged-in.html?m=1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_MGOOe1ML8

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IamJix:
It's either this Lady is lying or the So called apostle had something with her.
I refuse to be carried away with religion.
too fake to be real....

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examhall:
https://360jamng.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bet.jpg

American basic cable channel, Black Entertainment Television (BET) yesterday wished Nigerian singer, Olamide a happy birthday using a wrong picture.
In the said tweet, @bet said
‘sending positive vibes and birthday wishes all the way to #Nigeria to @olamide_ YBNL !
Nigerians on Twitter have been attacking the channel’s twitter for making such a huge mistake.
Olamide popularly known as Badoo turns 28 yesterday and several other celebrities like Davido, Vector, Phyno have wished him well on social media.
Although, BET corrected it later!
https://360jamng.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/wp-1489677940374.jpg

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Source: http://360jamng.net/wishes-olamide-happy-birthday-with-the-wrong-picture-twitter-reacts-snapshot/

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Atk1nson:
It's no news that Mmm and its top guiders swindled Nigerians of billions of naira. Some of them relocating out of the Country after this.

What is more shocking is that they still decided to prey on some more people after the first round that resulted in an unfortunate situation for a lot of hapless people.

Last time people complained about it, the "supporters" claimed we should mind our business. However, when the chips were down n hapless people lost billions of their savings ("spare cash" according to it Mmm supporters), they kept mute n had nothing to offer to help the unfortunate ones.

I've decided to do my little bit by assisting to crash this evil system that preys on the vulnerable by creating accounts, making pledges n frustrating the system to an early bankruptcy. It's going to go bankrupt sometime in the future anyway, but this time it will not snowball into the size it was last time.

Help crash this evil system.

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dani1luv:
Any attempt to bypass the word censor is AGAINST forum rules and will warrant a ban.



You will have noticed that certain words have been censored on the forum. This is in order to maintain a level of decorum and to avoid drawing undue attention to the forum or affecting innocent minds that might browse the forum.

While mature issues regarding intimacy and sexuality can be discussed, it is the forum intent to control the use of certain words in this regard. Please abide by the rules, as the words are routinely examined to see if they truly merit being removed or not and this will be an ongoing process.

While we try to do this, some members are intentionally bypassing the censor system by posting words that are similar or not identical to the censored word

For example, instead of using the crude word for intercourse (starting with f) some use will repeat the last letter e.g 'fucccckkk' others will replace a letter with a symbol, e.g aS$, while others will spell out the words using dashes e.g G-A-Y.

The list above is not comprehensive but just an indication of the various methods used.

Any attempt to bypass the word censor is AGAINST forum rules and will warrant a ban.

Following this clear announcement, the following enforcement measures are going to be implemented as of 22-01-2009.

1. First offence - instant 2 day ban

2. Second offence 7 day ban

3. Third offence indefinite ban


Please, Please, PLEASE comply with this instruction. If you fail to do so, do not be surprised if you are banned.

While moderators might not pick up each case, those of you unfortunate to be caught will be used as an example.

This rule is not retroactive and won't cover posts made before the date above, but if you are caught from now, you will be banned.

Thanks for understanding.

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njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

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Nne5:


Nobody's allowed to give a certain someone wailers form.

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sixtuschimere:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/omotola-her-husband-captain-mathew.html?m=1

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splendid22:
Controversial actress and singer,Cossy Orjiakor has dispelled the rumours that a certain rich man built her a house. The boobs baring actress said she is the first actress to build her own house and she did it without the help of a man.

She took to her Instagram page to make the revelation. In her words:“I want to talk about my house. I built it prior to meeting mr? I was d first actress to own a house then. #facts.. The higher protocols actually taught mr? Helped out. So they demanded for houses.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRsdg-5DoU4/?hl=en

http://thenewsguru.com/built-house-without-man-cossy-orjiakor-boasts/

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ebosie11:
Remember Moremi Ojudu,the daughter of Babafemi Ojudu, President Muhammadu Buhari’s Special Adviser on Political Affairs, who cried out last year that she has not received shishi from her father.According to her,she was excited when a friend gave her N10k last year.Her public outcry last led to a friend donating a loan of N500k to her to startup something.

See photos of what she has been able to do with the N500k(the screenshots below will explain more)


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/president-buhari-aide-daughter-moremi.html?m=1

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TippyTop:
Let me watch and see if it's just waste of mb.

*Modified*
Don't bother wasting your mb, the title is misleading as well as the video.

nice one.

delishpot:
Or your poverty mentality fool? It was you who said she should overlook it all because after all, his property and money is hers in the end. Yeye wet rat like you. Ashawo mentality even in marriage.

Only an insecure bat like you would say it's okay for a woman to be dragging women off her husband's private parts daily and not mind doing it as long as she doesn't get beating because in the end, all he has is hers. Miumu. I told you exactly as you say tonto should endure it, so shall yours be. He won't beat you, but he shall surely bring them home by the dozen and lots more. Opke iy you claim to be financially independent, why endure all those because of the mans money? Alika like you.

oh shut it already you embittered soul. my dear please carry on with your ideology by the time you have four children for seven men you will realise your mistake. you don't have a say in my marriage. my home is sweet cos I know what marriage is all about and grace is at work for us. but my dear yours is already full of crisis cos you are too filled with bitterness and abuses. silly wrinkled wall gecko.

delishpot:
At least no one asked them to endure and keep dragging women off their husbands dicks. Unlike your demonic advice you are giving them. Happy marriage means partners work together to better their union. It doesn't mean a woman should endure and roll up her sleeves and prepare to dragg women off her husband"s dick. While focusing only on his money as their most important goal. Ashawo mentality is what you have. Trading your peace of mind for your mans money. Ready to drag off women from his dick as often as possible and not minding because in the end, his money would be yours.

now I understand your poverty mentality thinking its only a man that can make money in marriage then women like Okonjo iwealla must still be keeping their marriage so they can inherit money that they cannot make for themselves. you be real mumu. poverty stricken mumu too.

delishpot:
Oh, heaven can change to hell. That pill you shoving down Tonto throat, you must also swallow it. My marriage is a happy one that is why I believe Tonto or anyone in an abusive marriage deserves better. But since you say she should stay and endure, yours even of it is heaven today......shall be filled with endurance the exact type as you are asking of Tonto. You must have to endure. You must drag people off your spouses private part daily and receive beatings and treat STD on the regular and endure. After all the money will still be yours in the end plus, what's more? Lucky you, your spouse picked you and not the people you would be dragging off the private part every day. So you shall at least rejoice in knowing that fact.. Ewu Gambia. Preaching what they will be quick to reject. Yeye Dey smell.
When you come to realize that no one should endure such treatment in marriage, then shall you also not see it in yours.




Take her advice. Women bow to polygamy not because they we're created to share. Look women hate sharing their men as much as men hate sharing their women. If they do it, it is because the accept their fate, faith or they accept your money. Not because they we're wired to be polygamous in nature. Stop this habit. Your Allah must have said many more beautiful things about marriage aside polygamy.

stop making noise. you reek of bitterness no one in a happy home will be so bitter. keep decieving yourself. like I said nothing you say or can say will stop me from enjoying my marriage. unlike you that thinks marriage must be for better or better. oh am sure you think annie is stupid for sticking with tuface or tiwa is foolish for going back to teebillz or all celebrity marriages are indeed rosy. keep deceiving yourself. why am I even still answering you sef. mchew.

delishpot:
Yinmu, I pray your spouse does same and consoles you with that same line you are using to console Tonto all the days of your marriage. Since it makes Hood sense to you and I am sure those liking your post will still like it then too until it hits them.

hahaha cry baby I can see you are in an abusive marriage eyaah. catch sense to know how to go about it else you lose at the end. for your information my marriage is heaven on earth and nothing you say or can say will stop it.

highness25:
yeah! The English your right buh it's a shame ur not matured on the outside

glad you were humble enough to admit the English was wrong but my friend maturity is keeping your marriage intact the gains in future far outweighs the troubles at present.

delishpot:
The most stupid comment ever.

Then I checked the likes and shares on my post you tagged stupid and I checked the likes and shares on your post and decided not to bother too much about your case.

Zedoo:
I'm allergic to rubbish spewing....

Women don't have to be the ones always bearing things and accommodating your whims...

ByeMildred

hahaha the height of your stupidity amazes me to no end.

adabekee12:
Yes! You and the people who think like you are done forever. To bring back logic actions such as what Germans did to the Jews are gravely important.

thanks for being my fan. please follow me around and make me more popular.

highness25:
pay back time, all the things you've did to other women God has finally answered their prayers. It has come to haunt u

you must really be "high" indeed.your English sef na wah. biko type directly to tonto and don't quote me.

adabekee12:
Religion is an illusion, it's gives hope when there is none and discards logic.

i think we are done here.

jpphilips:
Dike should tell people who care to listen how many married men she fvcjed in her hay days.

abi oo. she sef don admit that she is not a saint.

Philpham:
I am mad and stoopid.

fixed.

adabekee12:
Stockholm syndrome anyone? This mentality sips through family to the Nigerian government.

nope he is not her captor but her husband!! are u married? are you a christian? do you know what for better for worse means?