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I think the following steps if followed should help in reducing corruption in our beloved country Nigeria.

You are free to add or criticize.

1. Public offices should be made less attractive.

2.Public servants should be made to realise what they are: 'SERVANTS'.

3. We must learn to stop glorifying thieves (i.e those that have stolen public funds or defrauded others).

4. Nigerians must stop the act of idolising? Or praising our so called 'big men'. The want for such praises often lead people into wanting to make it by hook or crook.

5.Public office holders must learn to move about with less escort/show of power(or is it fear?) I must commend Govs Oshiomole and Fashola in this regard.

6.Any wrong show of afflence? Or opulence showed be shunned.
Any form of stolen wealth (yahoo yahoo, rituals, dirty politics etc) must be frowned at and not encouraged ATALL!

7.The value of HONOUR should be instilled in all. By this I mean
-being a man of your words
-taking responsibility for your actions
-being content
And this can also be achieved if we refuse to allow others dampen our self esteem with their ill-gotten wealth.

More still to come.

Please overlook all errors.

The young and talented boxer Omar Henry who lost his life early this month to cancer will be buried tomorrow 8/2/13 which was supposed to be his 26th birthday.

It will be recalled that Omar on his sick bed wished only to see his 26th birthday but it was not to be as he will be buried instead on that day.

Say a prayer for his family.

brownlord: Mr current, when will ur stupid prediction come to pass?

You should be asking the magician not me!
And try to up to date on different things instead of looking for someone to blame for your deficiencies!

As for me, am happy Ghana lost in that game cause I was really waiting to see if the prediction will come to pass.

Thank God it didn't. God pass them!

bemagnify: d magician na ur vilage chief priest... #SMH

If u were current you would have known that a spanish magician at the last CAF African footballer of the year held in Ghana predicted that Nigeria will lose to Ghana at the finals. Smh...

Congratulations Nigeria but you must work hard to bring the cup home. That magician's prediction of Ghana taking the cup must not come to pass!!!

The late boxer Omar Henry wanted life but could not have it. This young man had life but could not keep it. How twisted!!

Akpos went to a bar to relax his nerves this sunny afternoon. While at the bar Akpos shouted and said to the barman; "Give me a bottle of small stout and give everybody here 2 bottles of big stout let them enjoy because when I drink stout, everybody drinks stout." The barman obeyed people in the bar started hailing Akpors while sipping on their free drinks. Akpos ordered again "Barman! Give me a bottle of small stout and give everybody here 2 bottles of big stout let them enjoy because when I drink stout, everybody drinks stout". Everybody cheered and hailed Akpos louder. After some minutes again Akpors said "barman give me a plate of fish peppersoup and give everybody here 2 plates of fish peppersoup each, let them eat while I eat". They were so happy and heaped praises on Akpos while they ate and drank. About an hour later, Akpos beckoned on the Barman and said to him, "Bring me my bill and also give everybody here their bill too because when I pay my bill, everybody will pay their bills too!" Pls help save Akpos who is still lying unconcious at the intensive care unit of Central Hospital in Warri.

AKPOS stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,"About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door anD asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Ruky, please do me a favor, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back". A little while later, Ruky returned to the shop. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go whenever he leaves here?" Ruky looked up, with tears in his eyes and said, "To your home to be wiv ur wife " U CAN TELL WAT HAPPENED TO AKPORS NXT..

bolorunfem: Is not good to insalt an order person
If you has game to play play and move horn
if you doesnt have go away
Dont cause anoder woman bean
Once loved

But dis ur gbagaun get as e be sha. Lmao.

I was a Candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English.
I shaded the ones i knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when i noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me.
She was shading and was not looking up. Through the help of my long neck, i peeped and checked her work, she was in number 65, i was still in number 21 and time was running out.
I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her. We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone; What are it?
Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dull boys! You are a disgrace to your manhood.

Na so i shout; heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!!
I am finished yay, who has eraser eeeehhhh!!!!!!!! =D =)) :p.

If you nor laugh na because your mouth de smell.

When I was much younger,say 10,my mum took my siblings and I to church for a deliverance service.
It was a night vigil actually,as the prayers began,I was bored and I started feeling sleepy,
the ushers didn’t let me sleep,they said a demon might get into me if I slumber,
then I noticed people were beginning to fall under the anointing,and if they rolled on the ground for a while the ushers will tie their legs together and let them sleep it off.
I decided to do the same. So immediately it got to my turn and the pastor laid hands on me,I flew up and started screaming,all the nollywood movies I’ve watched came in handy at that point,I screamed,
then I fell and started rolling on the floor.
All the pastors surrounded me and started speaking in tongues and trying to cast out the demon in me,after a while I stopped and fell asleep.
They let me sleep,and just as I was beginning to enjoy the sleep,they woke me up and asked me my spiritual name.I was still sleepy at that point,but I could see my mum shedding tears of joy because I was delivered at last. So I told them my spiritual name was ‘karashika’(boJ).
Pandemonium broke. My mother realised I’ve played them. She beat the hell out of me,while the pastors and ushers watched......

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My handsome president dat will soon overcome powers dat be with his humility. Plz don't forget to hurriedly create more jobs so dat the youths can be happy with you and support you massively wen d time comes.

I tire o. Dat its y it is called a joke! Its not suppose to make sense and as such make u laugh. I wonder y d insult. Well some people find it hard to loosen up and laugh sha. They probably feel they r d only ones wit problems so it is a taboo to laugh. Mtshww. Smh.

jeezybuck: You are only exercising madness

Oh poor child! Never knew u were mad till u came out to say it openly. When did u escape from yaba left?

1. Early to bed; Early to rice.

2. They said nelson mandela was recovery few days ago!

3. Justin bieber is aunty christ?

4. Juventus are interest in signing Didier Drogba from Shanghai Shenhua.

5. I cant sleep, i have saw throat.

6. What the lord has puts together.
let no one puts asunder.

Oya add your own...

Table Leg :
President inspector!
That is all you know how to do, inspecting here and there ... Clueless dimwit!
Jonathan, fu...ck you!!

You must be a clown for saying that. Read up Eccl 10:20 and repent of your folly. This also goes to all whose specialty is to insult the president.

Afam4eva: Firstly, i'll advice you not to label yourself a Christian. It's not everyone that goes to church that is a christian. If you were a Christian, then you'll have no reason being with someone whose belief is at variance with the bible. I'm quoting the bible.

Shikena! Case closed.

wpope: please dont get offended with this very comment but you have to find out the governors that your brother rubs shoulders with and be sure that they are not the governors that loot funds becauase if they are...hmmm.Meanwhile i think dream is a medium of communication between spirits or reflection of the subconcious.

Roflmao you are too funny. Indeed I will find out. Thanks for ur comment.

Gesundheit is the right word to say. Not common though.

enilove: If you love this brother or relative of yours,tell him to stop narating his dreams to anyone again.
If he would not mind,also tell him to go for deliverance in MFM and pray very hard.
Do you know why am saying these?
God wants to promote this brother of yours greately but ignorantely he may be narating this to those who do not wish him well or those who are behind his problems.The Yorubas have an adage that says"It is all the lizards that have their stomach on the ground but you can not tell which one has a stomach ache."
please tell him this .It is very important.
There are people around this person that can help him to achieve his destiny.But he must pray and keep his mouth short.

enilove: If you love this brother or relative of yours,tell him to stop narating his dreams to anyone again.
If he would not mind,also tell him to go for deliverance in MFM and pray very hard.
Do you know why am saying these?
God wants to promote this brother of yours greately but ignorantely he may be narating this to those who do not wish him well or those who are behind his problems.The Yorubas have an adage that says"It is all the lizards that have their stomach on the ground but you can not tell which one has a stomach ache."
please tell him this .It is very important.
There are people around this person that can help him to achieve his destiny.But he must pray and keep his mouth short.

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Deliverance ke? On top dream again?
He doesn't go about telling people just his folks and we all laugh about it. Anyway I will relay your message though I don't think he will take it serious sha.

@D sage thanks for your comment please shed more light on it.

@crazyman he keeps having these dreams continuously and he is not the type to keep idle and fantasize about such things.

Thanks for your comment though.

Well if I already fancy the person then yes but otherwise capital NO.
Fine, it worked in those days but hey we are in a new age!
The common causes of depression nowadays is because we suppress what we real want and try to please others instead.
You only live once so please LIVE your LIFE and even if it doesn't work out you will still be satisfied that you followed your heart/head.

What exactly are dreams? How do u know when its a message or a figment of your imaginations.

Pls overlook any error.

Bananas

My bro wants to know what course he can read in d university dat does not require mathematics at all and still relevant. Any ideas?

Wow!!! Wonderful thread God bless d op (for this thread) and all d maths gurus here.

ogugua88: With all that hair, how many of them swam? Na so dem go dey do pool party and wear bikinis to sit down and gist while eating kilishi.

Rotfl. Why kilishi of all tinz

ogugua88: With all that hair, how many of them swam? Na so dem go dey do pool party and wear bikinis to sit down and gist while eating kilishi.

Rotfl

dmcdad: y now??

Its a new year let d past be past.

My ex called first but I refused to pick it.

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Movingcoil: is d eyaa 4 d last quote's english or her marriage...plz specify cos wid dat kind english na d man and en village suppose cry 4 d girl not d oda way round

Lwkmd. Haba! na mistake na. Anyway the 'eyaa' is for the last sentence in her quote.