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SLIDE waxie: The faster u guys undstnd dt love doesn't exists, the better for u!
We wrapped so much things with love and delude ourself from d real issue!
Your girlfriend is weak wen it comes to controlling her emotions. Stop looking for wot doesn't exist. U will only found out nothing!


Sorry, i av no advice for u!

That its so rare doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Love does exist but most times its in disguise.

@Op your girl is just confused she doesn't know what she wants.

tpacalipse: Yes he will find you. He is around the corner. But you might chase him away, because when he shows up, he won't be perfect and you shall reject him.

I think you have a point. Yes he may be a diamond in the rough! You hav to look closely to see the diamond in him.

Don't giv up sister, he is just around the corner. Sooner than you think your heart will lead you to him.

Humility

Congrats Tubaba and Annie so happy for you.
Erm... Pero pèle ooo.

So much lessons to learn here;

1.desperate ladies no be by pikin man take dey marry o. Even if he marry you he go maltreat you cos his heart belongs to someone else.

2. Don't look down on your boyfriend
because he never make am. Be patient and pray for him because no condition is permanent. Help him if you can.

Believe me when he makes it he will appreciate you more than the already made guys your friends went for.

But if he doesn't appreciate you... well life itself is a risk! Take the risk!

Please prevent yourself & spouse from getting diabetes.
A couple that had been married for 25yrs were both recently diagnosed wit diabetes.
Findings showed that they both got diabetic as a result of d names they call each other:-
Honey
Sweetie
Sugar
Sweetheart
chocolate
Candy etc.

Start early 2call ya spouse names like:- Alomo Bitter
Yoyo bitters
Aki nwa
Utazi
Bitter Kola
Dogonyaro
Onugbu
Bitter lemon etc.
2Have a healthy nd diabetes free married life.

Good gracious!!! what has the world turned into? No more childhood?!!

@OP its proving not proofing please edit the topic. funny picture though.

Nice quotes.

Gabriel_sylar: Aliens

quote author=Rooneyboy]what excuse does Abati have over this

I guess as the giant of africa Jonathan would be invited separately ;

Himself and Obama one-on-one [/quote]

For those that escalated the "my oga at the top" phrase I hope you are happy now that you succeeded in pulling this man down and throwing him into a depression he may never recover from? Well be rest assured you'll also taste of the bitter pill sooner or later when you least expect it cos no matter how good you think you are, you are not above mistake. Its called KARMA!

[quote author=Leranzo]You imb..ile, if u manage to get employment wit NSCDC u will be
Be smilin to the bank. Am sure if they ask u d website to ur school, u might not know
It. So, what all d fuss abt 'deadpan head'! [/quot

[quote author=Leranzo]You imb..ile, if u manage to get employment wit NSCDC u will be
Be smilin to the bank. Am sure if they ask u d website to ur school, u might not know
It. So, what all d fuss abt 'deadpan head'! [/quote

Its not popular personally I think its stupid you don't have to make fun of the man for crying out loud. Now most comments on NL must contain 'my oga at d top' which really doesn't make sense. Mtchwww joblessness.

metti: It seems you are one of Jehova's Witnesses?

No, am not a J W. Just a christian who believes there will be paradise.

which one you go advice your sister to choose?

still very good looking

very hilarious

paris10: Answer: Everything. Women are miserable. Give them so much money, they'll still complain you're not always there, citing " na money we go chop".

Give them the attention they so much crave for; they'll still complain " why are you all over me" would be their response. Some of them would even tell you to go out and do something more constructive.

Tell them the truth everytime, you'd become mugu and your nickname would become " bobo is nice".

Give them sexx all the time, they'll call you names and even abuse your mother " is this how your papa they service your mother every minute, I guess that's why you can't break, olosi, you wan kill me ni".

Give them all that money can buy, avail yourself, show them love, be the nicest man on earth, you cannot just satisfy or win these bunch of creature we call women. [b]If they love you, they love you ( even without all the material things). But if they don't love you, even with all your money, time, energy and all, you cannot do shhit[/b], they will find themselves another guy.

God bless you

Omg what a hug ! This goes to show how beautiful paradise will be when we all dwell in peace and harmony with fellow humans and all wild animals.

Beautiful momma.

Thank you very much for this honest reply.

Do you think Annie did the right thing by marrying Tuface considering the step children and baby mamas she has to contend with?
If you were in her shoes would you accept Tuface's proposal?

Please i need answers cos a friend is in a similar situation. Thanks.

ebamma: my garri mind still tells me that this girl don charm 2face with love medicine

where is the photo?

mikigen: Cool traditional wear! Luv dat!btw am I :-Xthe only one who is geting sick of this 2face and annie marriage thread here and dere? Not hating

Maybe you are the only one oh cos am actually rejoicing with them right now and am sure many others are too. at least its better than bad news. cant wait to see more pictures. lalalalala

Hmmmm. Well the answer is abit comforting though.

Hmm this is risky ooo. I won't be surprised if more than two ladies post the picture of the same guy.

That awkward moment when the corrector? and the correctee? are both wrong.

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM A friend said: "I would have given him 100% for his wit!!!" Read on!

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? * It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

@blackteeth @eduson33 How many people do you want eliminated? Half of the country or 3/4 of the country? Am sure you realise corruption is in every angle. There has to be other ways of curbing it. I propose outright condemnation of it and public re- orientation.
More emphasis should be placed on the need for a good name other than riches. What goes out to the public from Nolly wood and media houses should tailored to this effect and so on.
I may be talking jargon but I just contributed my quota.
You can also contribute yours.
It starts with each individual.
Remember no two wrongs ever made a right!

Mother was out, and dad was in charge. Mabel their only daughter was 2 n 1/2 years old. Someone had given her a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of her favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water, but pretending to be tea, After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch her bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mum waited, and sure enough, here she came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up. Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"