₦airaland Forum

AworiLagosian:
Biko shut up.

There is no way Anambra in its entirety can contest with the combined economic strength of Kaduna + Kano... not to talk of one small local government called Nnewi.

Can't you see the stupidity of his statement?

Speak from the point of knowledge not presumption. Nnewi is to industries what Brazil is to football. Same way every male child in Brazil has an element of football ingenuity, so also Nnewi can boast of not just an industry in almost any property but the boys there are brimming with ideas. It's not about landmass it's more about effective deployment

Deseo:
So the absence of an Airport means that they are being marginalized?

Just say you want Airports and stop looking for reasons to justify your craze.

Surely you have not articulated your thoughts, so you have made no reasonable comment

AworiLagosian:
Reno is reaching.

How can A small town called Nnewi have more manufacturing than an Enttire Geopolitical ZOnes that contain the cities of Kano and Kaduna plus others?

Move out of your territory and learn, you will be amazed at what you will unravel.

Freetech:
ok, which of the Igbos, Biafrans or Nigerian?

Dumbest post on NL this year

Siscooh:
Exactly!!! When they started doing all the commentaries and tutoring, I began to wonder if what you wrote above is not the real thing. Perhaps they wanted to cover up for such a beauty pageant selection in a state that has some of the most beautiful in the country

Story. I should know. Efik girls are different from ibibio girls, both in elegance and all.
Efik men are proud and will never be caught dead as houseboys unlike the akpans
Ibibio men are lot more aggressive but subservient
The afang soup is an exclusive preserve of the Efik
Calabar has ekpe , ibibio has ekpo

I can go on and on

So don't try to confuse the uninitiated

luveu:
where did he mention calabar or dialect in his text? moreso there's no dialectical diffs bw efik (calabar) and ibibio (uyo), and most piple refer to as calabar piple r d akwa ibomites

I am giving you the pleasure and recognition of only one response and no more.....How old are you?

PrettyCrystal:
A Nigerian lady identified has Aderinola A Adejare is set to her wed her Jamaican boyfriend in a few months time. The lady who is a medical student at a University in Ohio U.S.A - reportedly met her man, Derin (who is also a medical student) in Philadelphia some years back and became best friends with him.

The couple had to return to return where it all began for them to take their pre-wedding photos...

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/05/nigerian-lady-gets-engaged-to-jamaican.html

The babe is a gift to the guy. The guy is fugly

But them go born brilliant and ojuju pikins

emeijeh:
Of all the "tales" we used to hear of girls from that region?


I am highly disappointed with what i am seeing

Calabar is the capital of cross river state
The capital of akwa ibom state is uyo
Were you never taught that these are two different states with dialectical differences and therefore different idiosyncrasies.

Could it be you or your teacher?

I will advise that all schools bordered by thick forest and accessible through water should take additional precaution as they are all easy targets.

id911:
No Sir. Why that?

Your story replicates Joseph and Mrs Potiphar of Egypt

Stick to those good principles and you will be rewarded with great things just like Joseph.

id911:
I'm very confused. I don't know what to do but I need advice from nairalanders, serious one on how to navigate safely through this stormy waters.

I'm in my early thirties, unfortunately not working at the moment but still searching and believing I'll get one soon. I had an accommodation problem and someone who is like an aunt offered I stay in her house until I can sort myself out. I didn't have any other alternative still don't have at the moment so agreed and moved in due to my situation. She's a close family friend. Her mom was my late mom's best friend.

She's married with two kids and her husband is a state agent; he works with one of the Federal Security Agencies. Please I don't want to be specific. The husband is far way from us here in Lagos and comes home once in a while so it's always two of us especially when the kids have gone to school.

She wants me to sleep with her and has been disturbing a hell out of me. I've tried to let her know why this isn't possible since she's married but it's like I'm talking to a stone. She practically naked herself recently and held unto me but I used an extremely diplomatic tone and much pleading before she could let go of me. But she told me I must look for her soon; don't know what that means.

I never have a thought of sleeping with any married woman because I don't just think It's a right thing
to do. Me self wey no gukuma get time for single ladies na married woman come dey disturb person. Me don tire for this kind thing o

cc: Lalasticlala, farano, Rocktation. Pls assist, i no dey come romance section often but i need more people to advice me pls

Are you Joseph in the Bible?

haykinzz:
Student who has comfortable hostels sleeping on the street because of the present situation of the institution..

We will never stop until these two governments yield to our demands

#reopenlautech, #saveourfuture.

These guys are skilled oo, pressing phone while sleeping. Wawu

Fluke

DONGOYARO1:
Why dont you tell the ibos in those Northern state to come back to iboland. The ibos should stop acting confused if you really want to break away from Nigeria, then you need to stop running to other part of Nigeria.
If we conduct a census today, we will find out that there are more ibos in Kano state than they are in Ebonyi which is even an ibo state

We want an articulated dismemberment so you don't turn our defenceless mothers and kids to cannon fodder. But will it happen, it's as sure as the fact that the day will break. How we are gonna achieve it? Leave that to us.

Why are you even worrying yourself about us?

agitator:
OP no location, how can people identify him easily?

Ijaiye (Ogba or Ojokoro)

I used to pub crawl....

overall90:
I remember being taught in school about the demography of suicide, that it is mainly a thing of the oriental countries like China and Japan and then the Caucasians.Blacks especially Nigerians were way below on the ladder.I never new it will get to a point that suicide will become very common among Nigerians.
What went wrong?

What went wrong? the answer is any of the options below (fill in the spaces using the suggested options).....Buratai; Bamaiyi; Bintai: Buhari;

B_ _ A_I

(20 marks)

[quote author=0b111 post=56828091]Enugu is just exclusive amongs Eastern states.

Indigenous people of Enugu re so broad and enlightened that you hardly will want to regard tham as Igbo cos there orientation is absolutely different from the rest of the pack.

Same with Imo too


I guess civilization got there first. [/quote

Divide and rule tactic never works amongst brilliant people. You failed again, this time WOEFULLY

subtlemee:
This leaders will just sit at home and enjoy buffet meals and loots from government while the foolish,brainwashed youths will go out with only kai kai and weed in their stomach and lungs to become nuisance and end up being wounded or killed by police...this recession has really made some of us senseless

I KEINT BELIEVE THIS. THOU ART NOT SENSELESS OR ART THOU?

Youngadvocate:
The Enugu State Police Command has fired warning to the Biafra Independence Movement, BIM, and Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, stating that it would resist any attempt by the groups to force people to stay indoors on May 30, as they celebrate the 50 years of declaration of the defunct Biafran Republic.

BIM and IPOB in their separate ways, had continued to sensitize their members on the planned planned sit-at-home through their sensitisation programme by appealing to the “Biafrans,” to observe May 30 as the 50 year anniversary of the declaration of Biafra by late Dim Emeka Odumegwu Ojukwu by sitting at home.

According to Vanguard, it has also been posting videos and sending oral messages in various languages in the South-East and South-South, including Igbo, Urhobo, Izan, Itsekiri, Isoko, pigin English, among others, through WhatsApp to the Biafrans on the need to stay at home on that day, which was also meant to honour those who died fighting to realise the dream country.

However, a statement signed by the Public Relations Officer, PRO, of the command, Ebere Amaraizu, in Enugu, yesterday, on the campaign by IPOB that traders and other major stakeholders should sit at home as a sign of respect for those who died during and after the three years civil war from 1967 to 1970, warned that the police would not shirk in its responsibilities of maintaining peace and order.

Amaraizu’s statement read in part: “The Enugu State Command of the Nigeria Police Force, NPF, wishes to inform members of the public, particularly the good people of the state, that its attention has been drawn to an alleged sit-at-home order being circulated by groups of persons masquerading under the aegis of Biafra Independence Movement, BIM, among others. “

In view of the above, the command wishes to advise members of the public to disregard such order and go about their normal lawful businesses as the state command, in partnership with other sister security agencies in the state as well as relevant stake holders, is assuring members of the public of their safety and security in the state.”

“The command in addition, reminds those fanning embers of any unlawful act together with their supporters to desist from any act capable of truncating the existing peace in the state as anyone caught, will be made to face the law.”

http://igbobia.com/?q=enugu-state-police-warns-ipob-bim-says-it-will-resist-sit-at-home-on-biafra-daysee-statement.html

They should come and carry me from my home to go about 'lawful business'.....so that when the dust is settled, they will say i was gunned down while protesting.

I dey my house jeje....Trust the police and their 'sisters' at your own peril

CaptainGOOD:
I was expeting to see "it also helps man's best friend John Blokos, to remain a strong soldier"

Nothin spoil shaa!.

I skimmed through hoping to see that health benefit too, when I did not find it i decided, 'well....."......

chalantmike:
na only virginity una dey see, that girl is beautiful o,with a damn physique, most celebrities can't boost of, add that to her innocent appeal "am not even referring to the virginity thing" she is fucking appealing.

if that were a Nigerian babe now,am sure its an iPhone she would want to buy, here is a lady exchanging her innocence so she can school, she's either smart or an intellectual.

biko who go borrow me, Euros.

I repeat, SAY NO TO WEED especially Ukwuani weed....

I know what I am saying.

sloye5:
Bidding for the 5ft 8in student starts at £86,640 (100,000 Euro), of which 20 percent will go to the agency, according to local media

The Cinderella Escorts website claims her virginity is proven with a doctor's certificate and a potential buyer can also do their own tests to 'inspect' the girl.

Is it an investment? What is the rate of returns please?

Oyibo mumu pass Nigerian mad people own I swear

Reediano:
http://www.yomitech.com/2017/05/chinese-version-of-twitter-has-more-users.html

It is very possible given the population of chinese alone. It does not prove anything.

softwerk:
According to several studies conducted by leading doctors, medical and experts deaths during consensual sex account for approximately 0.6% of all sudden deaths.
Here are a few ways this can happen.

1. Cardiac Arrest
A study conducted by a leading American medical journal has revealed that each additional hour of sexual activity per week resulted in an increased risk of 2-3 myocardial infarctions (heart attacks) and one sudden cardiac death per 10,000 person.

2. Haemorrhage
Experts say that indulging in sexual intercourse can trigger a subarachnoid haemorrhage i.e. is bleeding into the subarachnoid space—the area between the arachnoid membrane and the pia mater surrounding the brain via the Valsalva maneuver. The Valsalva maneuver is performed by moderately forceful attempted exhalation against a closed airway, usually done by closing one's mouth, pinching one's nose shut while pressing out as if blowing up a balloon.

3. Infidelity
A study also found that the "deceased is usually married; he is not with a spouse and in unfamiliar surroundings," and death usually occurs after "a big meal with alcohol." So, men who were unfaithful were significantly more likely than those who were faithful to experience severe or fatal cardiac events during sex. A related study seemed to support the death during extramarital sex theory. Fourteen of the 20 cases of coital death, happened during an affair. "Dying in the saddle" is another popular euphemism for death during sex.

4. Sex Drugs
Viagra use has been linked to sudden cardiovascular death during sexual activity among elderly or otherwise infirm men. Researchers also say that prescription or recreational drugs, such as cocaine can also possibly contribute to unexpected deaths during consensual sex.

http://pulse.ng/hotpulse/sudden-death-4-ways-sex-can-kill-you-id5206295.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=hotpulse&utm_content=m-over18-mnf-nc&utm_campaign=cat-dating

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Which kind confusion be this one sef? Later another study will tell us that regular sex improves the heart condition and elongates life in addition to making the women glow and remain happy at work, especially after early morning sex.

My take? do whatever makes you happy. Death, a necessary end will come when it will come.

kick:
Etisalat is the best.... Just that their subscriptions are expensive compared to others.

I concur

I will retire from oil and gas, the only industry i am yet to work in. I will dictate my pay.

aolawale025:
The south have to work together. A restructured Nigeria is more desirable than a break up. This issue is bigger than any politics. Irrespective of party, the leaders must find a way to work together

I hope the south here does not mean pairing the SE with the SW. In this forum alone, ignorance has been raised to a height where each and every yoruba person believes that Biafra is the worst thing that could happen to Nigeria. Ojukwu saw this before I was born, we grew into it but some people are yet to wake up to the reality. I will not go with the West in the event of any restructuring, they cannot be trusted, NEVER AGAIN.

Totti9:
If buhari dies fulanis should go after England or UK they kill him CIA things

Thank God it won't happen in Nigeria.

The unforgiving kanuris would go after the region where it happens and there will be endless war there