₦airaland Forum

Nma27:
Mtcheeeeew... Happy I stayed chaste throughout that camp days.

What is this one now saying?

Cogent:
Bloggers and lies. Which kain news source is naija videonet? Anything for traffic I guess.

I tire ooo. Even if it's true, is it their sèx? Is it their preek ? Is it their puccy? Infact is it their konji? People no go mind their own business

Jaideyone:
fraudsters

ipob fraudsters

I have a Yoruba businesswoman that my company provided a credit guarantee for on this same BOI. I am perfecting a debenture at the CAC so i can sell all her assets including her silly fat ass. From day one she had no intention of repaying a loan of N80m only

I am not talking here say, it's an account i am overseeing.

My point? There are cheats and fraudsters everywhere and it's not about creed , tribe or color

Maduawuchukwu:
What are the signs that they are of Igbo extraction? They only looked fair because of the CCTV. And Akwa-Ibomites, calabarians, Igbira and kalabari bear same facial look as Igbo people so hw can u knw that they are Igbo?

In this country, if you are neither Hausa nor Yoruba, you are IGBO.

That is what we have been taught.

GAZZUZZ, you read my enquiry on another thread but kept noisily quiet. Now I have come to you directly. I prefer to ask here so that others can benefit. Do you have any reason why I should not do a Land rover range rover at my N7m budget. Would you go on inspection with me? I have identified a few. I could call you after now.

ellagabs:
if na tru, sory o! but if na lie... it MUST hapen 2u... AMEN.

THis is WICKID

Please undo the curse

GoldHorse:
There's nothing mysterious or religious about this for goodness sake!!!! That's just nature.

What if you now see Niagara falls or climb Kilimanjaro or Everest what will you say?!!!

Don't Get me wrong. That's a beautiful piece of God's work but stop all these "it heals and couldn't find the source" stuffs.

Bros I tire ooo, the naivety of the average black person is incredulous .

You won't catch me there dead. I am scared of enclosed spaces and i will die of paranoia if I went any close

hardeyjahreh:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/232592-futa-sets-nigerian-record-to-launch-satellite-into-space.html

I don't quite know how these things work but if it's going to be manned by fellow Nigerians, i plead with them to write their wills and plan their families before they project into space, i am not saying things will go wrong, just that this is Nigeria where whatever it is that can go wrong will surely go wrong when you least expect it. It is Murphys law.

9jakohai:
Time to pass a law that makes it illegal to employ people under 18 as househelps.



And if you must work as a househelp you must have a ND in home economics.....and must be at least 18.

I am not joking. This problem of underaged minors doing housework has got to stop.

The labour Act has a provision against the employment of underaged persons. The real issue is implementation.

Schematics:
Old clown just shut up. Where are you so we can do a joint inspection. Am heading to Genesis now in GRA..where are you?

Chizoox.....TKO

What a shame....See calling out ooo

If na me i go come out because of shame

Abagworo:
Chino you've not shown any real photos of places except that Diobu/Ikoku area which is expected. I don't have much chance today but I passed through Aba road in the morning and it was busy as usual. I will like to see Waterlines, Presidential, Rumuola and GRA junctions. Station road, Azikiwe road, Creek road and Aggrey road. Odili road, Slaughter, Ordinance, Amadi, Abuloma, Mother cat etc.

OGA YOU NO GET SHAME LIKE THIS? If i were you, I will just shut up and let this cup pass over me, haba

modik:
Is Photo evidence of your claim too hard!

Maybe you are using "Palasa" phone! Just guessing.

Never mind, he will post tomorrow when the sit at home is over and done with.

legislatively:
Though I'm not a biafran fan, but op is lying, I'm currently in port Harcourt and rumuokoro is scanty

Abagworo....Shame

Jostico:
Bad belle people go dey happy. but na lie e de alive

Are you a hamburger or MC Olumo

I weak come tire join.

TooNoisy:
This really shows who this great man was. The best president Nigeria never had, a man that spent his life pursuing the development of our nation and yes he paid a hefty price.

How much? When and to whom? (at the bolded)

They should just leave this woman and i in an enclosed space for one day, i swear she must confess that Jesus is Lord and He made ALL THINGS good.

She alone will recall the reverend gentleman with abeg

IamAirforce1:
She really miss me badly


But I don't go back to my vormit.

If this is the height of your beauty, then she must have dated you originally as a masquerade. No offence

oweniwe:
Sorry... No vex...

LandRovers aren't cheap to maintain.

Second hand value isn't too good too cos only few ppl with special taste go for it so.... to sell if u don't like it again may be hard.

A top trim 4Runner of same year can offer you what you need in the land rover... And if you want to sell it later people will rush it.

That's my point.

Never mind sha. If you love Land Rover.... Please go for it.

Cheers

But i don't recall having sold any of my cars, from the days of benz 200 through bluebird, hyundai, montero, etc.

I give them out to relations.

I have no plans of changing now, so resale value shouldn't be a problem

PaperLace:
Kingreign is this the LR you said is a fuel guzzler (i.e) a problem child?

Don't worry OP, the petrolheads are coming to your rescue.

One thing I noticed is, that car isn't one used by corporate executives/minds in Nigeria _you've observed that already.

I have already read somewhere that this guy burns fuel like it's going out of stock. That point has since been noted

oweniwe:
Pajero & LandRover maintenance aren't the same o.

Noted. Thanks. Taken on board.

sooperrescue:
Op, with 7-8m, you can get a naija used 2010 lr4 or range sport. The periodic maintenance of 100k is the best thing that will happen to the car. The 5.0 engine is powerful and unique but it has a weakness, the engine oil. The use of poor quality oils is the nemesis of a great engine. I have seen engines roasted or fried to death because the owners used engine oils that could not hold down the temperature of the engine. The owners are happy when they are told that the oil service cost 50k. They are not bothered to find out the oil they used. The engine for a 5.0 range rover cost 4m and the ones you get are those that have been poorly maintained with low octane fuel and low quality oils, so why dont the owner prevent being in a precarious situation by using the recommended oil for their engines. Selling a range rover without an engine is a sad and rueful matter and it makes no sense. Range Rover is a prestigeous brand and it is not suitable for shallow pockets.

I will take this suggestion on board, thanks a million.

oweniwe:
^^^^

Oga Gazzuzz is probably thinking...

This o.p get 100k to dey burn monthly on 4 legs in this buhari regime....

If na offroad you dey find with your plenty money, why not try 4Runner?

When e begin to show you pepper... Na you go hear am...

Make I nor spoil market for some ppl...

Kontinue....

I am struggling to understand you, but gazzuz knows why I want what I want, he has fixed my 2010 pajero sometime and i had acknowledged him here, so what's your point please

LeJeun3:



With your budget and heart desires....

I would suggest you source for a 2011/2012 LR4. It's as rugged as can be and as corporate as ever!

Thanks bro

Martinez19:
gravitation is due to the curvature of spacetime in the presence of matter and energy.

See confusion. What are you now saying....una can fit lie for Africa


I don't even know what they are saying, let me come and be going abeg

CondomSir:
Mine was in jss 3 when i wanted to write junior waec..

my PHE teacher, mr aparo(we gave him the name-he was too dirty), while teaching us soccer(the only topic he taught for the term), told us that a player would be given yellow card three times before the refree could give the player a red card

Yes now, if you are playing orange.

Martinez19:
General relativity is the best theory of gravity in the world. I personally believe the theory is true but people want to verify experimentally before they fully accept. The postulate of gravitational waves by general relativity was found to be true in 2015. Black holes has been verified. The bending of light around the sun and the extent to which it bends as provided by general relativity was proved to be correct. What more do you want? Even the perihelion shift in the orbit of Mercury was accounted for perfectly by general relativity---- something newton's law of gravity was unable to account for.

Concerning the question of which is moving, if a single body was alone in the universe, it will remain in its position ie. static in space. All you have is a static body with space curved around it. If a much smaller body were to be introduced in its vicinity, the small body will be influenced by the curved space around the large body and a movement of the smaller body will occur.

Seriously ....adonbelieveit

alphaXIII:
your parents were wrong too
"a" and "an" does not strictly obey the vowel consonant rule...
example
a university instead of an university

English language self na idiot

oluwashedy:
You must not be a corper to be able to flow with the use of English

You missed the shade bro....

kimond101:
He's not a certified engineer.
You don't put Engr. infront of your name without COREN
He has to have written NSE examination and passed.
Without no experience I wonder why he put Engr there.

Is it your Engnr. ?

Na wa oo

badbreathcure101:
I'm weak. somborrii help me


I applaud his Patriotism but let's morn English first

While we are mourning English, what exactly was he trying to say

SonOfAfonja:
Yes they know what they're doing... They're making money while you are laughing sheepishly

Ya papa