₦airaland Forum

oluwalonikemi:
wrong heading, only those who are yet to register with TRCN will write the exam, not all teachers

Yeah. Dead right. I just confirmed it.

creamylicious:
whoa!!! you already asked on my behalf... now u gonna make me cry. ehen i av never registered before plus what's with this material i am supposed to pass on to u d birthday is a recessed one.... lol

Exam materials na, what else?

Cry baby

Bishop:
Abeg this grammar is too much ..., while car is at idle position or at park position would have been ok. cheers

The grammar no dey stand for any gradient jor, it's on a level ground and we all understood it.

Xblink:
Guage ATF wen engine is running and put the car in a gear...either reverse or forward but don't let d car move to avoid injury to personnel.
It is done dat way so dat u measure the remaining fluid level in d reservoir after the gearbox had taking the quantity it needs for working.
Also check you car manual.
ATF in most cases can last the lifetime of the car....n should only b changed or tampered with if it is leaking or u experience a problem with the gearbox......, in either case, use the one specifically made for ur car. Your gearbox can b damaged immediately if u use the wrong oil. ...

Thanks for the last sentence. I am that careless. I have misplaced the manual of my car but i need to top up the ATF. Fortunately my garage refused to heed to my instructions to top up using what I got, they specifically asked for what the manual prescribed. It's a 2010 mitsubishi pajero but i don't now know where I junked the manual.

creamylicious:
hmmmmm..... it's real though @eggcelent

Real or perceived real?

creamylicious:
so maturedly .... now u gonna make me cry.... i hope u are matured

Savagery....

creamylicious:
oluwa oooo...... knock out na im u go receive

So i just called my bros wife and she said if you had already registered, there is no need to worry, but if you hadn't registered before now, you'd need to write the qualifying exams. Please go and register or start preparing for the exams. Or better still pass on the materials to me.

Meanwhile where the party at?

You are a year older today. Happy baiday

NwaObinkita:
20 year old indeed.


I pray they tell him he has Rheumatism, Arthritis, Syphilis, Cardio Myopathy and Hepatitis B and send him back to Enugu.

Nigerian cheat...just like Victor Moses.

Guy, why are you this mean? Is it his fault if you can't even kick an orange?

We are not exactly like this oooo

Nwa Aro icho mkpo ola icho

creamylicious:
lol..... me n you who brilliant pass??

I won't take that as a challenge. I will however like us to settle this once and for all times

Happy birthday. Shall we turn up?

creamylicious:
exams in October and no syllabus yet how are we supposed study huh??

Baby i will write on your behalf. Don't get jittery.

imagrg:
Must teachers who are already certificated by the Teachers Registration Council also write the qualifying exam?

Teacher spotted

rogovo20:
Hi Nlanders,

Happy Childrens day to all the daddies and mummies. Quick one, my wife and I are 6 years into our marriage with 2 kids, from the inception of our marital union we have always had issues that stems on trust, we both have that issue, and when I say trust, it has
to strictly do with her bickering into my phone and finding somethings not worth shouting or condemning me for, rather for communication, but she does otherwise. In her own case, it had to do with her ex she always talked about when we courted for a short period before marrying. She told me she called him to seek advise and confide in him, told her to stop and threatened fire n brimstone, but later found out that she saved the guys number with another name, gave me excuse as to the reason she did it.

One faithful day, a year after marriage, 5 years ago to be precise, she had gone to the school she worked as a teacher, there also she takes my dauther who resumes at the day care there. 2 hrs later, she called me crying over the phone that there was an accident, I asked what happened, she said my daughter of 9 months old then had a severe deep cut on her lips that I should rush down. Immediately, I left and branched at the clinic where she was being stitched, I felt for the poor baby, because at that age with such injury was not nice. Immediately, I told her that we'll leave for home for the day. The clinic was not far from the school where she parked her car, so I asked for the key so I could go ahead and pick the car so we can all be going home. On reaching the car, I saw her wedding ring kept in the glove compartment. Was surprised because she always wear it, and wore it out to work. At that moment, was more worried about my daughter.

We got home, and I asked her why her ring was in the car instead of her finger,she said the reason why she removed it was because last Sunday I was staring at a girls ass and she was mad about it. In which I did, but didnt do it deliberately or seemed too obvious, I use style look, and it was more of a reflex, I am human. I apologized that very day, but to think after then, she decided to remove her ring because of that? RED FLAG. I kept my mute. Once in a while throughout the years, when we still have arguments, I ask her that I still wonder why she removed her ring, that it cant be the issue of ass staring that would make it that bad for her to do that. She kept on saying it was the reason. 5 years into the marriage now, we were having a deep discussion, then she started saying things about what happened during our early stage of marriage, that she called her ex, because that was the only person he knew as a bf then, reason why she confided in him, that he talked about leaving his wife too with two kids and run away to Canada with her bla bla bla. But the major thing about her point was that, she discussed the issue of me stearing at another womans ass with him, that was when the guy started packaging some stories that entered her head, which was the reason why she removed that ring on that faithful day. Wow! She now stated that she noticed he was trying to seduce her by seeing her, that he went to the extent of saying, if I should come and see u at that ur place of work, I might be forced to kiss you, stating that was when she knew he was trying to use words to have him come around, so he could have sex with her. I told her that whats the probability that they have not been seeing, she said NEVER. But then I reminded her of the day we had issues, she came back from work late, and I asked where she had gone, she replied by saying, I went to go and have sex with someone that has a bigger joystick that urs. She later denounced that it was a joke to get at me, its possible,, and it could be true.

Nlanders, sorry for my long story, if i dont put it down well, u wont know my stance on this issue, I wont say am a saint when I started this marriage, but I have changed, this woman up until now has not, I have another post to share right after this. Now my question here is, I WANT to keep my family regardless of whatever, but is it wise to Bleep that ex up? Because of what she told me he said, to me hes trying to spoil me to get into my wife, thats if he has not, because I one way or the other found this her ex wife number. And I have evidences to prove that she has been in communication with my wife. Or should I just let God judge? Cos as I bad reach b4 I marry, I have never, and will never sleep with a married woman, nor will I ever try to sleep with an ex who is already married. Sincere opinion needed.

Don't get fvck ed up trying to fvck another person up

PapaNnamdi:
Ok lets say Biafra is granted federalism, what do u think is the first thing u walnut heads should do?

U don't even have a central bank to print ur cowries

No embassy to make ur visas, u nothing...

Just plenty portor portor to rub on ur bellies


After Biafra what next?

Indi ara

If they started putting these structures in place now, won't you go and bomb them? You guys are just impossible.

greenhulk:
Bro take am easy. We all know the police is corrupt but c'mon, calling a policeman shot dead by robbers a bastard is going overboard abeg. The police are still useful, let them go on strike and watch crime skyrocket.

Crime will skyrocket because they will all go into it full time as they have gone off the N20 beat. Thieving bastards

JustCare:
Who will play those ancestral songs for me on radio now. Songs like, akata ejeje y'ewere mma ya fii n'obo

I so much miss East

Rest well, my favorite radio presenter. Hope heartland fm finds your duplicate before I visit

There is a guy at the departure lounge of owerri airport that sells all those old musics. I always go in there to check out his new stocks whenever I am flying back to Lagos. There is hardly any evergreen that i don't have, including the ones I grew up hearing my dad playing them.

After my last set of brand new tyres that went bad inside 2 years, i have resolved to only do tok tyres going forward. I have a.ready bought 2 tyres and will be buying 2 more next week. Our mumu don do

lastmaster:
Yours is even bad.

Being comparative, you should say, yours is even worse.....

English language can be funny

I desire to acquire either a land rover range rover or an LR4 not later than October. I seek direction from automobile gurus in the house what they think should guide my decision.

Personally I have noticed that LRs are cheaper and on the face of it looks like something mostly used by non corporate minded dudes. I always like to drive a vehicle that is not seen as yahoo yahoo kind of vehicle.

So beyond price, what are the other possible considerations.

My budget will range between 7 and 8m

Looks great. Why are you selling, what's the history? Price reduction? I may be interested

alaskido:
If I invest this 7.850 for MMM, the 30% returns na banker.

Do you still have this view?

Will N7M swing it?

NwaObinkita:
Iheanacho is not 20years....


He is in his mid thirties...

Nigerian players should learn that Pele did not become great by reducing his age.

Is it your age, is it your problem, why must you always pull your own down, na wa for una bad belle people

Sirheny007:
Shut up..
he is traveling by plane which is not exactly rigorous.
I'd give anything to travel from Lagos to Onitsha and come back the same day via ITC

Ever heard of jet lag? Long distance flight provide some level of rigour bro.

It's surely not like road trips , admitted.

lofty900:
I also know a graduate in Port Harcourt called peacemaker. He's a clown and he graduated from RSUST. He'll put cloth inside his bumbum and be shaking it like a woman. The guy makes nothing less than 100k in a month. Anyone that schooled in RSUST will know him. He makes more money than bankers

More money than bankers at N100k per month?

Contract staff you mean?

Not belittling his chosen option tho. I said option because there are other options too.

noblealuu:
Thank you so much for the pieces of advice. He isn't a family man by the way.

Concerning the confirmation, I actually don't know a thing about it.

Which actually brings me to another employment fact. If he has just been confirmed, then all his upfronts just got paid which means his take home will drop again as from next months pay. What that implies is that he should spend wisely as that figure may not be paid on a straight line basis until the anniversary of his employment. If he can learn the vocation part time, it might still be useful. Bank job is a mirage, juSt like mist. It can evaporate anytime. MFB is even worse.

Congrats to him though

AworiLagosian:
You are an infantile person who can't put 2 plus 2 together simply because of your typical igbo man ego that is being massaged by reno's statement.

It is only people from that side that would believe that Nnewi has more industrial activity than Kano + Kaduna states.

What next? Orumba North LG has more industries than Oyo plus Ogun states?

I give up on you.

Read the post you quoted, i gave up on you the moment you said Ogun state and ota are in the NW. I realised there was a capacity issue and except that was resolved, the convo could not go on between you and i

ikp120:
She can't tell mine.

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Bros na joke I dey ooo

akinsadeez:
Great news. I was hoping to see Diamond Bank there. That nonsense bank recently deducted 800 naira from the little change in my account all in the name of stamp duties charge. E pain me ehn.

And that Access bank too, that will give you interest of 60 naira and then deduct Withholding tax of 6 naira.

They should just close all of them down.

No need to close them down. I have already built my own personal bank under my pillow. Oya come and deduct WHT.

NoMindThem:
He said region not state................ thus, he is right....... Cross River and Akwa Ibom are in the same region..... They have everything in common....... Have you heard of AkwaCross?

There is nothing like AkwaCross, it is self styled. What I know from history is that both states were one before, but being one state doesn't change the fact that they are different ethnic groups, which is what i have been driving at.

AworiLagosian:
You are simply reaching and throwing around beer palor gists like your Reno O'mockery mentor above.
Show us the figures if you don't mind. Nnnewi is not as industrialized as Sango Otta alone in Ogun state, not to talk of 2 entire states with more than Quadruple the population of the entire Anambra plus 2 well to do cities, and a decently valued craft market that includes activities like Leather tanning, shoe making, metal work, Fabrics etc.

You Igbos can be delusional at times sha.... Shiiiooor!

Looooool, which geographical region was being used as a comparative test? When did northwest translate to otta and Ogun state? , honestly I give up on you. Who is now banding beer parlour gist

Kumosisi:
read his msg well, he said "region"

No, you read his message well and revert.

Viccur:
I don't really believe such mistakes could happen. I think only big and heavy duty vehicles use diesel. Wrong?

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You nailed it. They can't only happen, they do happen, that's why you called them mistakes