₦airaland Forum

martyns303:
How difficult is it to resign?

As difficult as getting Buhari or any other African Head of State to resign

Babacele:
who controlled the army ,SSS, police, NSA, civil defence, immigration , NIA, CBN, CAN, WAEC and ministries( interior, education , information etc), NTA, service providers ,diplomatic relationships etc at the time of the Chibok kidnap? Do you understand the enormous power at the disposal of the buffoon who supervised the assassination of Azazi only for the drunkard to submit government to Dasuki and co? .....do you understand

I do not understand because you are not making much sense, if any, sir.

MetaHuman:
Poor girls

May your family suffer the same scam if you think this is a scam.

Amen. Doesn't change it from what it is, a scam gone awry.

Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm......


Even when they are glaringly scamming you

There is no bed in that bedroom.

Asiwaju9ja:
You amaze me if you believe yourself. All the people been freed from Boko Haram and in the IDPs were not abducted. All the Suicide small small girls were never abducted. Why taking girls from a school to satisfy their reasons for abducting women and girls is different? Oh because it couldn't be swept under the carpet like others? #BringBackOurGirls made that Impossible.

Sir, i maintain my position. I did not say there was no boko haram and their attacks, so IDP exists for those displaced by BH insurgency, i only said there were no Chibok girls abducted. This drama was well written, rehearsed and played out, only that the end was not well choreographed hence these bits and pieces of releases. Ask yourself, why were we not shown the tranche of girls in their state of release the first time and now.

That shi was a political ace and it worked because we are gullible Nigerians. A good actor can almost make you cry in a movie, that's how it worked. Cheers.

MrBrownJay1:
ARRANT NONSENSE!!!!!
Aunty A got married because she is highly skilled in the bedroom and was able to fulfill ALL of that man's fantasy. Anal, she does it; 3sum, she is down for it; lick his aasss, yes daddy; dress as Catwoman while dangling from the chandelier, she is down for it. WHY?! Because as a wh0re, fukcing is her job and she is DAMN good at it... And the best part of it all is that, aunty A will never dare to stop this man from having mistresses, as she knows the game!

Now, aunty B certainly shouldn't make herself more absent, but instead, she should become the freak that her man desire, without bringing BS excuses (in the bedroom) when he wants to do all the dirty sexual stuff that is in his mind. Anyone who don't want to abide, will just open the door to their union to all the aunty A out there, who will gladly satisfy your man. If you want a man by your side, then become the freak that he desires!
MBJ

True talk. I dated a lady once who told me she was my diva in the afternoon and my b.it.ch at night. She lived up to that billing and trust me she left when she was done with me, according to her. She could have pinned me down, she was Aunty A in the scenario

PaperLace:
Hardbody fear God na.
No be you been work for bank, move over to other companies...then get employees. How many (young) graduates have such 'grace'?
This people at your hangout have worked for how long? What percentage of the populace do they represent?

I agree with this thread o. E worse pass like this sef

I am not to be used as as a yardstick, there might be some value in the claim but it can't be as bad as it claims. Who owns the cars that cause traffic on the island, Ikeja, mile 2, festac, surulere etc all at the same time, with the price of fuel , do they run on urine, who are the people that rush danfo buses and BRT everyday , my point is, N50k is too minimal a figure for that percentage of people as quoted in that survey. Work out that figure and recheck

ThisCouldBeUs:
Tired of Reading this Crap. Who cares ? Their life...their business. Not hating, but you Mods shouldn't be forcing their Marriage or it is introduction pictures/events on our throat.

I concur.

Chai....nwamazi aro okeigbo......

Ibu dike. Laa nkeoma. Iluru ogu ka nwoke.

Iwe n'ewe anyi

anyaekekehinde:
That's the point, the passengers tacitly encourage them, that was how I was trying to correct one and the passengers were yelling at me. Boss even your Max on this Nigerian roads should be 100km and not 120km.

Most of these accident are totally avoidable, unnecessary death. It's best to drive oneself on Nigerian roads

Bro, i know it's 100km but the 20 km extra is to help me manage the madmen behind me. At that speed i could still apply my brakes within a safe distance and come to an abrupt stop if I have to. Thanks tho

Amoyinoluwa24:
Source: http://saharareporters.com/2017/05/06/80-kidnapped-chibok-girls-freed-boko-haram

No body was abducted. The drama has since gone awry, just managing to patch it up.

dainformant:
Over 36 people are feared dead as two passenger buses collided and caught fire at a quarry site at Km 96, on the Lagos-Ibadan expressway on Saturday. An eyewitness told NAN that the two 18-seater buses had a head-on collision and the buses caught fire immediately.

“All the passengers in the two buses were burnt beyond recognition.

“Only a baby escaped death because the father of the child threw him out through the window of the bus,” the witness was quoted as saying.

Yusuf Salami, the Oyo state sector commander of the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC), confirmed the accident to NAN.

Salami, however, said he had yet to be briefed on the casualty figures.

He confirmed that the accident involved two 18-seater buses.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/05/over-36-killed-as-passenger-buses.html

Such a pity. The baby will now be at least fatherless, and if both parents were in there, an orphan, possibly with no trace of any family anymore. When I do a maximum of 120km/h with a less than 2 years old Avensis newly purchased on that road, they overtake and sneer at me. I laugh and maintain my speed. Interestingly with all their zooming speed, we all meet at the old toll gate before you enter ibadan. Ditto the return journey, we all meet at the long bridge traffic before berger. Will they ever learn? Cutting people's destiny short. What baffles me most is that the passengers tacitly encourage them at least by keeping quiet. It is sad. I sorry for them, i don't generally type RIP but may their survivors be healed

wink2015:
RMD should try to use his good office to open opportunity for deltan and other niger deltan that want to join the acting or movie industry. At least he has made a lot of money for himself.

Let people also grow under him.

If its not in you, it's not in you. Don't put it on him.

I have nothing to say but what is sliding in dm ?

I honestly want to learn.

stanliwise:
It is funny sha. But on a serious note, everyone has what they fear and behave like a baby to.

To inject me, i will be near passing out. I don't hate syringe, i detest it. I can't recall when last i had an injection administered on me. In any case, medical science recommends it as a second option to tablets

emu22:
He is employed and falls under one of the category mentioned above and he earns 54k,is contract staff not a worker'he is,he was employed.people even earn less Dan 50k in other sector and dem still dey groove.

Your argument has no logic and is not consistent. I am afraid I can't reason with you, we operate world's apart. Cheers.

emu22:
Bros u dom work before,I gues no if not u for believe dis thread. My colleague in the office earns 54k,and does all those things u mentioned.We talking about a banker bros'no be mumu work.We don't survive on salaries alone.

I am not joining issues with you, years back when I worked in the bank, i earned at least triple the figure you mentioned. I was however not a contract staff nor was it my first employment, so i can understand if you fit into the later category. My position still remains what it is.

Any person earning below 100k in a bank is not a banker but a contract staff.

I find it difficult to agree with this post. I do not have statistical figures, but based on everyday observation.

What is the cost of renting a 2 bed flat or even a self contained
What is the cost of transportation to and from work Monday to Friday
What is the cost of lunch for 5 days multiplied by 20 working days
Sundry costs are borne including laundry, light, water, etc
Throw in girlfriend bills
Most of the people I meet at my hangout come in almost everyday and drink at least I bottle of beer
Shirts will be changed
Lastly they are not politicians
50k bawo

aribisala0:
it is 0.00032 liters. Mumu for your eye you dey make sense

HE made real sense. I still fueled my generator at 260 per litre this weekend. This figure multiplied by 32 gives a different figure.

That guy made logical sense, you lots made none. He has a rational mind, you lots don't. It is that simple.

lemolemo:
Only yesterday this poor boy Williams okonoboh pictured, got 7 years for stealing a phone in a church in Victoria island valued at 70 k. Sentence by a justice Otitoju , justice system in Nigeria is a joke.

It's not the phone, it's about the location of the crime.

When people go to church, they should believe they are safe. The punishment is meant to deter others. Judges, beside being trained, have emotions too.

CXLVII:
I knew he was from the lost tribe of Israel



Anything for money.....

Wrong. No knowledge of nigerian geography. That name belongs elsewhere in Nigeria

decatalyst:
Which one are you trying to get info about? Is it about the structure or content of the library?


You want to judge a book by it cover without minding it content?

The first pic you put up there is the definitive library of unical

Juliearth:
You wont understand. Some guys will not just take "no" for an answer.

What are you selling that you alone holds the franchise?

I show you green light once, next time, you will be interpreting my tail light from a distance. I don't suffer babes with pride. If you want what I want, let's be adults and stop wasting each others time. May not be right, but that's me.

Synord:
Efe Don Blow !!!!!!

But which one con be Hero now

Hiro kor, nakamura ni

Hero kor, buba ni

Hero kor, Heroine ni

Bros forget, it is BASED ON LOGISTICS

Guyman02:
Remove his pictures or totally blur it please, countries don't display the corpse of their brave men who died in the line of duty.

MOD is not all kinds of pictures that are allowed, in US, Ghana, UK etc this is not allowed until their next of kin are informed.

You can post pictures of dead criminals no trouble with that

But some policemen are criminals na

NewsPoacher:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/05/wema-bank-launches-digital-bank/

https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs6579121/1016368258-w644-h960/ALAT-is-the-first-app-only-bank-in-Nigeria.jpg

WEMA Bank Plc has launched Nigeria’s first full digital banking service, named ‘ALAT’, which it says, signifies the beginning of a revolution in the banking industry; one where the needs of customers are met using technology to provide cheaper, faster and better services. At the moment, a large part of banks’ digital initiatives looks at delivering existing services cheaper, faster and better.

The Managing Director, Segun Oloketuyi stated: “There is a reason banks are closing branches. Apart from the difficult economic environment, customers are increasingly adopting digital options for their banking needs, hence a reduction in the number of people that visit physical branches. The pace at which things are changing in the digital world is rapid. Therefore, every forward-thinking brand is always looking to improve on their digital offerings. With ALAT, Wema Bank has offered Nigerians everywhere in the world a bank that is designed to meet their needs.”

ALAT by Wema has enjoyed good reception from the market since the beta launch some weeks ago. The new digital bank is expected to disrupt the banking landscape and is driven by three pillars – Convenience, Simplicity and Reliability.

With ALAT, account opening/sign-up can be done in five minutes from a mobile phone or personal computer. Holders of the account can also enjoy a simple automated savings plan that will see them earn 10 per cent annual interest – about three times the standard bank rate. Debit cards are delivered to an account holder’s address in two business days, anywhere in Nigeria, at no cost.

Even if they launch....come and take free cash, i am not doing with them again. They messed me up before, i have since abandoned my last 5k with them, and SHALL never go back. I am forward looking having learnt from the past.

finebois:
I'M CURRENTLY 18 YEARS OLD, AND THIS WILL BE MY THIRD TIME OF WRITING JAMB. AM I NOT TOO OLD TO BE IN 100LEVEL. ALSO AM GOING FOR AN ENGINEERING COURSE WHICH IS FIVE YEARS. I WILL GRADUATE AT THE AGE OF 23 WHILE MY FRIENDS ARE GRADUATING AT AGE 20 OR 21.
PLEASE I NEED YOUR ADVICE. THANKS

You did not include potential carry over years and closures by NANS and academic staff union and non academic staff union.

I don't want to think of the graduation year, enter first.

Laveda:
Maybe we should also talk about the guys who go on deceiving ladies..

What's the need of promising a lady heaven and earth when you know deep down you don't wanna go far with her?

How far is far? Not all relationships must end at the altar. Besides some relationships serve it's purpose and self destruct upon achieving it's aim


Boo online, this is not us ooo

FreeSpirited:
I don't understand how a lady will date a guy for 6 months and still, won't know if the guy can marry her, if he's a husband material, if she can cope with him. Some will even date a loser for years without any destination. Are they so dump?.After the break up they will start cursing. Pls next time curse your stupidity. Little time again, they jump to date another loser. The cycle continues till their 30's

Meanwhile, theres one responsible gentleman somewhere begging to marry them . Their foolishness won't let them see him or give him a chance
Shioor!

You meant to write....are they dumb? not dump?


You are welcome

youngest85:
That is the end of Solomon Grandy

Grundy

You are welcome