₦airaland Forum

NOETHNICITY:
Hmmm
I'm beginning to see a lot of sense in the what Gbemi Saraki said that the FRSC should be under the Police.
There is no reason they should be on their own

Police drinks more than FRSC and acts more brazenly too.

ReneeNuttall:
This is like sending the students to a stone age voyage.what are the students expected to use in preparing their meals? firewood?

Cafeteria will provide lafun. ...your favourite

like an invalid?

josephevergreen:
HELP A FRIEND PLS, nairalanders pls which polytechnics is the cheapest for some one who don't have backbone.

Like an invalid? not sure we have such specialized polytechnic in Nigeria

lightblazingnow:
Tell yourself why you will be going to heaven or hell.

Only you can tell. Because you know your secret Life you live behind the crowd.

Most people never attended to this all times question before death come knocking at the door of their lives

Someone will say there is nothing like heaven or hell, you must be speaking from your dreams.



I have seen both heaven and hell and I know that it's based on our understanding of the both that carries the day.

Don't tell me, speak with yourself before you go to bed tonight ask yourself why should I be allowed to go to heaven or hell....




Do you know the way?
John 14:6 Jesus said to him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man comes to the Father, but by me.

14:15 If ye love me, keep my commandments.

If you don't, continue in your ways


Revelation 22:7 Behold, I come quickly: blessed is he that keeps the sayings of the prophecy of this book.


22:10 And he said to me, Seal not the sayings of the prophecy of this book: for the time is at hand.


22:11 He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still.


22:12 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.

22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

22:14 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.


22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loves and makes a lie.


22:16 I Jesus have sent my angel to testify to you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.

22:17 And the Spirit and the bride say, Come. And let him that heareth say, Come. And let him that is athirst come. And whosoever will, let him take the water of life freely.

22:18 For I testify to every man that hears the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.



We say come Lord Christ Jesus. Amen

Religion....the Opium of the Masses.

I am going no where. i am just fine where i am.

Stegomiah:
Lol, the first sentence was funny
Guess God over answered your prayers then

Did a quick research on reduction corporoplasty... I.e pennis reduction

I think it would have been better and easier if you had tackled it at a formative age, there will be less complication

The first penis reduction surgery i saw online was as recent as 2015

It's not a common issue, the commoner one is people with short penis wanting it bigger

Now my questions are, is it still growing exponentially... Or it has stopped, cos i fear the length may continue to increase

You must have done your own research, so what remedies have you tried

I understand you not wanting surgery, after doing my research i will not want to do so, if i were in your shoes... So many complications listed

Are you ready to accept the present situation

Obviously, you won't likely enjoy love making and i understand the ladies not wanting to stay i will bolt too, but you gotta find a balance

Learn to live with it, or keep finding solutions... Maybe one day

Good thing is science and medicine keeps advancing

Forget anything operation in nigeria
Since you earn well, keep saving... You have a better chance outside the country

Maybe you should stop worrying, and start seeing it as a blessing... The man with the longest penis is now a celeb, he even said he isn't planning on reducing it, he was all over the news recently

You maybe will find someone who wants you cos of that size

You have done so much for this guy already. Read his signature and tell me he is not enjoying what he is carrying down there. Let this matter rest already

bjt:
In my dear country, it is a normal thing

I thought this happened only in Nigeria

Meanwhile, we have so adapted that these outages don't stop work or traffic or anything. We just continue as if nothing happened. Nija is strong abeg, give it up to us already.

Kellibae:
Lol.. i guess so too

And I ask you, is akpako a sin? Just asking...

Hardeysolution:
How does one tackle a sin that reoccur every time? Even after prayer and consecration, when you still find your self in sins that you are aware of, what's the way out??

The answer to your question is in your signature.

Kellibae:
Mention THAT since joor!

I have this feeling that the sin is AKPAKO tingsz.....

Tintinnoty:
It will be easier for a camel to pass through the hole of a niddle than secure a job.

One reason that is happening is because you cannot even spell needle correctly.

ReneeNuttall:
Don't allow me use this lafun to injure u o

if you throw me lafun i go chop am. you no from dia

ReneeNuttall:
It's amazing how some people will sit at the comfort of their homes and join the bandwagons spewing trash about a state u av never been to.Even though everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but dat doesn't deter the fact that Edo state is one of the most peaceful and accommodating states quote me anywhere. I could recall few years ago,before the demise of HRH.Oba Erediauwa,when the Muslims were killing the Christians and the Christian started revenging,it was the late Oba's palace that the Muslims ran to for refuge .And the Oba being a peacemaker sheltered and fed them for days,and then settled the disputes and today everyone is living in peace and harmony.
Am not an indigen but av lived a huge chunk of my life here.I can satisfactorily say that most of the horrible news making rounds on nairaland just dis week alone came from other states of which they are they ones spewing trash about Edo state.
Am not saying Edo state indigens do not have their own flaws ,but then this is applicable to all other states.Majority of the people here are the IBO's,Yorubas and Hasusas all living here and doing their businesses peacefully.So why the fuzz? is it only in Benin that witchcraft is practiced?

##Scrutinizing the possible existence of wings......

They almost forcefully initiated my uncle into ogboni, he had to run to lagos and start life afresh. I holidayed there severally, their boys and girls na gboro...

Even when we used to travel east by road as a family, my dad always reminded the driver....this is bini ooo.....and that was all he needed to say

everybody in that town is a bomb waiting to be detonated

Drienzia:
Life in Edo is just like living in Sambisa
..Talking from experience, 6 out of every 10 youths in the state er either cultists or touts... I never wished to stay/visit that state again. The couple of years I spent there was really bad experience. A state were u can't walk with your phone in your hands, were telling youths "Good morning" is an offence. People die everyday cause of cultism... Spits

God bless you. My views exactly.Headquarters of Ogboni

really? Like seriously?

helinues:
Okunrounmu should go and sit down somewhere. He was a senator during Osoba's first term. He lost woefully to unknown person cos he didn't perform.

And how does this your off tangent view relate to the subject matter of this discourse or his position. You see why you wrote JAMB 7 times?

Scam. Run.

I be guy, seeing handsome guys as such opens me up to 14 years in prison.

Dmeenat:
Ftc.

Wake up from your dream, plus FTC is not the answer to the question.

Aityluv:
Nothing, cos I don't ve a serious date for not, but my fear is how genuine is he wanting me bk, pls any advice on what to watch out from him?

The only way you confirm the genuineness is by giving it a chance. While a leopard can never change its spots, people grow out of some behaviours and become more mature. What were the negatives you were not happy with? Look out for those. Confirm what you yourself wants and determine whether the guy wants the same, eg marriage. Don't push it but access his attitude and see how his acts and operations tends towards just him or you both.

Open your heart and mind. Some people become serious during the second missionary journey

We thank God ooo. Make our eye no see wetin our mouth no fit pronounce. Eleyi gidi gaan

What would you lose if you gave a come-back a chance? There lies the answer to your question

What's your point?

Freiden:
Baba..try Access...for both naira based and dollar based transactions. That bank is simply the best.

ACCESS? I actually abandoned a credit balance for them. That's how good they are.

olujastro:
Quick access to social media has made Nigerians especially the youths very impatient and insulting. They should learn to obey the 1st Law of Thermodynamics....No system is 100% efficient as there must be losses.
These services run on technology and technology has never been 100% reliable all the time, technical hitches are bound to happen occasionally.
GTB has always been at the forefront of bringing innovative technologies to the banking system in Nigeria while other banks follow afterwards.
I use GTB too among other banks and I can boldly say GTB has been reliable to me about 98% of the time. Cut them some slack.

Bless you bro. Three accounts in GTB and i have no regrets. Current, savings and Dorm. FirstBank is just a back up for the sake of it. GT bank all the way. They went retail and opened up banking opportunities for people with zero naira banking. There is capacity issue which I believe they will soon surmount. Down times are known to happen, let us really cut them some slacks

solid3:
When is Tbojss coming abeg?

She is inside one private jet where they are hitting and kemening her

My dear, that is because money answereth most all things...

Agbero attracts agbero.

It is that simple.

dedons:
My fellow nairalanders, I have an aptitude test at the below address tomorrow. Please how do I locate it?

"JKK Annex Building,
229, Ikorodu Road,
Anthony Bus stop,
Ilupeju Lagos.

Anthony Bus stop is on the express (both up and down) but Ikorodu road runs through Ojuelegba axis to say, Obanikoro. Where are you proceeding from?

If nothing works, take Uber

What proof does he have on this claim and even if it were to be true is there anything anyone of us can do about it? There is a reason every job has a retirement age. PMB did not take the age factor into consideration. I wish him well.

Balobest:
Nice talk OP, I agree with all u said especially no 5, except for no 1, over stimulation of the brain. My reason being;
The brain is an advanced computer that learns on the job, the more u make use of it, the more it evolves and the better it becomes @ multitasking. According to study, its impossible for humans to make use of 30 talk less 50% of the brain's capacity, so the more u work and rest the brain intermittently, the more u improve ur IQ. Therefore over stimulation of the brain is almost not possible because ur body will breakdown before ur brain does.
My little take and findings.

I had an experience when I was in Year 3 at the Uni. I was gunning for the best prize in the Law of Evidence. I recall vividly that i had read all i knew there was to be read in that course including reference materials, jottings and my notes. I suddenly felt something in my head (brain), sincerely it felt like i was going off-balance. I stopped reading the course. But when i walked around and saw colleagues still reading, I will try again and the same thing will happen. I later decided to pick the next course and commence a review since Evidence was already in the kitty only the grade was what mattered. I was able to revise the other course very well, but immediately i went back to pick things on Evidence to read, that mental feeling will immediately come back.....

This was my personal experience and perhaps that is what the OP means in No.1

For some reason i did not read the post. I guess it is certain that nothing is gonna make me poor again. I hold the levers to continue to make money. And my money is having children and their children having more children and their more children having more more children.....Compound interest investment no ni.

FantasyTV:
God!!!! People are wicked... The evil woman was caught on tape rubbing the stomach of the happy bride diabolically!. They didn't know until they went home and played their wedding video!.. Watch below...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYVk1oAQQno

Do you believe that JUJU exist

It could be something....It could be nothing