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Politics › Re: Soon-To-Wed Soldier Killed By Boko Haram In Maiduguri (Photos) by hardbody: 2:55pm On Apr 21, 2017
AceSkillz01:
Big illiterate spotted
He is asking the question in the past now haba smiley

Afterall, what did he know, being a mere flesh.
Celebrities › Re: Birthday Sex, See The Photos Two Young University Couple Shared Online by hardbody: 9:02am On Apr 21, 2017
ouzo1:
Is that an engagement ringhuh
Do you feel challenged by that ring?

Step up your game bro
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Wanted Between Now And Sunday Morning @ Oniru by hardbody: 8:52am On Apr 21, 2017
OP I will track you, trust me.

Looking into your eyes i can see roguery.
Education › Re: I Am Depressed After My Son Wrote This by hardbody: 8:36am On Apr 21, 2017
marsoden:
Bro, why you too dey lie like this na? This picture has been on the internet for a long time. Na so you dey take crave for attention?

BURSTED!!!!
Education › Re: I Am Depressed After My Son Wrote This by hardbody: 8:35am On Apr 21, 2017
Ttrrffyyghuuh:
chai i can't possibly begin to understand how you feel,

but when i opened this thread and saw it, i felt hurt on your behalf, imagining my own child writing such......

i'm no child expert, but i don't imagine its that deep......from the writing and the class, i imagine he's about 6 yrs or less, i may be wrong tho.....

unless your relationship with him is so bad, (prolly maltreat the mother, beat him, etcetera, etcetera), i don't think he has any reason to consider you an animal...(a six year old is smart enough to know that daddy is not an animal, so try and find out if anything is off with your relationship)

on the other hand, its not so deep as earlier stated, he wrote daddy not because he hates you, but because you are a shadow-cat in reality, and children that age are so innocently sincere, the ones that do lie are just learning, somehow

he wrote bats first, which is the most obvious answer,
then rats, which is not completely true as they move in the day as well,
then daddy, at this point, i'm assuming he ran out of obvious answers and daddy is used to complete it, so if he knew of badgers for instance, he would use that instead of daddy....you get the idea?

Finally, if you are CEO, Life of The Party & co and vice president, The party never stops ltd or simply Regional Chairman, village witches consultative forum, you might want to reduce your appointments if you can, and see your child off to bed each night....

but if you are a banker, a factory worker on night-shifts, a pilot, a doctor\nurse in a busy hospital, or simply work far way from home you come home very, very late and you can't seem to help it, explain to your child in the most easy-to-understand and probably fun way possible, the nature of your job and why you have to stay late (assuming he doesn't already know)....



ohh, and for now, just tell him of the other animals that move at night and tell him daddy is not at animal....
I love your write up and I agree with you intoto.

Weldone bruv.
Politics › Re: You Can’t Execute Rev. King, Others, Falana Tells Ambode by hardbody: 8:24am On Apr 21, 2017
highrise07:
http://punchng.com/you-cant-execute-rev-king-others-falana-tells-ambode/
while a person who commits murder may be sentenced to death, it is illegal and unconstitutional to execute such death sentence by hanging or firing squad as it will lead to the violation of his fundamental right to freedom from torture guaranteed by the constitution.

If the above is his grouse, then let them kill them by burning, or throwing them inside the lagoon with stones tied to their hands and legs or give them a poisonous injection. These forms of death are neither by hanging or firing squad and are devoid of torture.

In fact they can let everyone go but that Rev King should be killed ASAP.
Christianity Etc › Re: Russia's Supreme Court Deems Jehovah Witnesses Extremist, Bans Organization by hardbody: 7:00am On Apr 21, 2017
onosprince:
Enough is enough, any jehovah witness way i go catch near my gate, i go use petrol take burn dem.
Spoken like the kid you are. Is there a need for a response? I don't think so.
Christianity Etc › Re: Russia's Supreme Court Deems Jehovah Witnesses Extremist, Bans Organization by hardbody: 6:53am On Apr 21, 2017
GlobalGisting:
The only organization with so much decency, peace, truth and tranquility are the witnesses. I wonder how anyone can tag them extremists. I mean they don't even make noise in their place of worship. I was looking for a house and I told the agent to find one far from a mosque or church, he came to me next day and said there is this one you will like, it's close to a Jehovah's Witness church but u won't have to bother about noise. been there two years now and I can testify they are damn organized. Russia has always been the Devils Seat of Caliphate.
And i also realised that unlike the tag of being cultists, the doors to the place of their worship is always open and any interested person is welcome anytime they are there.
Christianity Etc › Re: Russia's Supreme Court Deems Jehovah Witnesses Extremist, Bans Organization by hardbody: 6:50am On Apr 21, 2017
Randy100:
In as much as they don't physically hurt people, they emotionally wreck people. They bring divison between families, they pressurised their members not to accept blood, thereby killing them, they don't vote and still want to get benefit from good governance. Do you still think that they are not extremist?
So they don't vote but pay taxes consciously and you want to deprive them of what tax payment brings? See your foolish wisdom. When was voting or not voting tied to provision of amenities in a state?
Christianity Etc › Re: Russia's Supreme Court Deems Jehovah Witnesses Extremist, Bans Organization by hardbody: 6:43am On Apr 21, 2017
Dongreat:
Believe me if these people knock your door by 6.00am when you dey prepare to go hustle money for house rent, then you will agree they are extremists.
That is your definition of extremism? Diaper wearing buffoon
Romance › Re: Lady Tries To Convice Her Crush To Date Her. His Response Is heartbreaking by hardbody: 6:40am On Apr 21, 2017
lovelygurl:
And you'll be stuck with her forever. She'll never let you go
Your head is well fixated. Say me well to momsie, she produced a genius in you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Russia's Supreme Court Deems Jehovah Witnesses Extremist, Bans Organization by hardbody: 5:54am On Apr 21, 2017
cidieschat:
Thought they are not submissive to human government?wont even recite the pledge? Why seek refuge in a human court of appeal?
Even Paul the apostle appealed up to ceaser in Rome. They know they have rights and they believe that human authority is allowed by God but they will rather obey God as a ruler than men
Christianity Etc › Re: Russia's Supreme Court Deems Jehovah Witnesses Extremist, Bans Organization by hardbody: 5:51am On Apr 21, 2017
potent5:
Good news.
Even when Jesus was being killed, there were people who were happy at his death. Little surprise here. One sure thing is that i have the opportunity of reading developments pioneered by them in the US where freedom of conscience and association is recognised and fully entrenched.

Gloating over their ban doesn't change my outlook because Russia was never a spiritual and religious country.
Crime › Re: Ten Tips To Avoid Being Shot Or Brutalized By Police In Nigeria by hardbody: 8:52pm On Apr 20, 2017
armadeo:
Encouragement is a willing act. I shouldn't encourage you out of fear of my life or by force. Its extortion.
Bros sometimes it pays to be a coward and live than die a valiant man. The dead tell no tales.

Most people who have died in street fights will be alive today if they took the first slap and walk away. If you don't return aggression, your aggressor is weakened immediately
Crime › Re: Ten Tips To Avoid Being Shot Or Brutalized By Police In Nigeria by hardbody: 8:49pm On Apr 20, 2017
When they stop you, place your both hands on the steering so it's visible. Don't start opening the pigeon hole to bring out your particulars except they ask you to. They often misinterprete hand movements.

When they ask to search you, mildly remove all the items in your pocket and if possible turn out the pocket linings, that way they won't slip something in there and accuse you of carrying an exhibit. Be ready to explain whatever you are carrying in the booth or elsewhere
Politics › Re: Al-Mustapha Floats Green Party Of Nigeria Ahead Of 2019 Elections by hardbody: 8:26pm On Apr 20, 2017
olayinks007:
Nt suprise an ex convict becoming relevant in politics. #Na2day undecided. Naija whr evrytin is possible mostly in politricks abi na polithieves.
Wasn't OBJ an ex convict?
Politics › Re: The Death Trap Called Abuja-Okene-Benin Highway (Photos) by hardbody: 7:48pm On Apr 20, 2017
bilulu:
tho GEJ has to share in d blame cuz he's a past leader so also others before him n now for two years ntn has been done on dat road... I travelled tru dat road dis Easter.... Bros I wept for my country
Is it the state of the road that made you carry bible on your dashboard like TB Joshua


Na joke oo
Politics › Re: President Buhari Appoints New Management For Nigeria Export-Import (NEXIM) Bank by hardbody: 6:27pm On Apr 20, 2017
In the ratio of 98:2

Good job, presido.
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Breaks Her Silence on Kemen incident, AY Live (Video), see fan reactions. by hardbody: 5:42pm On Apr 20, 2017
Ichietome:
One bottle of Origin also for you my friend
Lets make it 'Orijin Bitters'

Barman.......
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Said His Dating Me Because I Look Like Genevieve (photo) by hardbody: 5:26pm On Apr 20, 2017
cyprianlah:
Is it true?? grin
Guy, you got me there....A nice way to shut down and go have a beer after a day's hard work. I can't stop laughing, I swear.
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Breaks Her Silence on Kemen incident, AY Live (Video), see fan reactions. by hardbody: 5:19pm On Apr 20, 2017
YelloweWest:
Shut the fùck up.
And you claimed to have passed through Law School? We reason logically and bow to superior reasoning not using foul language when we can no longer sustain an argument. Unfortunately, when you lose here, you cannot appeal, so I understand your frustration perfectly. I won't get into an abusive mode with you. Please mention me no more I am done with you, I don't insult and refuse to be insulted. Thanks for your time. Lawyers!!!
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Breaks Her Silence on Kemen incident, AY Live (Video), see fan reactions. by hardbody: 5:16pm On Apr 20, 2017
YelloweWest:
Where in my original post did u see the word rape?

Why would anyone relay on circumstantial evidence when there is real evidence, the actual video?

Did karmen touch TBoss while she was sleeping in a sexually suggestive manner?

At the time he touched her did he have her consent??

Circumstantial evidence is the drawing of inference of what happened in the absence of real evidence.

There u have your ingredients. Law is law. Every case has its peculiarities.

Don't go around insulting people. What karmen did was wrong and illegal! He was rightly removed from the show. Stop trying to justify his actions.
I hope you must by now have known i had and still have more important things to do than watch adults displaying stupid nuances on screen. I never watched and will never watch them. I only went to youtube to check the clip that has so inundated people so much so that people (i guess jobless) wake up, eat, drink, sleep discussing TBOSS and KEMEN.

I have read your logic and its interesting. Just one word, no one seeks consent from a sleeping other. Events of the day and days build up to consent be it tacit or express. My argument remains that the lady in question was not drunk, she was sleeping in the normal course of the night, and from the bit i gathered she even came to join the guy on his (or their tiny bed). Several things suggest desire and consent to me. You must have heard of the cliche...volenti non fit injuria.....I am done.
Romance › Re: Couple Rock Shorts In Pre-Wedding Pictures by hardbody: 5:03pm On Apr 20, 2017
padiga047:
jealousy,


boyfriend u no get,



fiance you no get,


hope u no even get.


Mtcheeew
Jeeezuz Christi.....Bros una fight before? Haba mana
Romance › Re: Couple Rock Shorts In Pre-Wedding Pictures by hardbody: 5:02pm On Apr 20, 2017
MissIndependent:
Just want to give kudos to my photographer for a job well done.

IG handle: @Arafat Awo Sip studios. wink
You photographer tried a good job on you but as for you..... lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Breaks Her Silence on Kemen incident, AY Live (Video), see fan reactions. by hardbody: 4:56pm On Apr 20, 2017
YelloweWest:
He touched her in a sexual suggestive manner without her consent.
How do you prove consent? A lady was touched, she changed position to be better touched and you are saying she withheld consent. Consent is not only and always by word of mouth, it could and in this instance was by her action.
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Breaks Her Silence on Kemen incident, AY Live (Video), see fan reactions. by hardbody: 4:51pm On Apr 20, 2017
YelloweWest:
huh huh huhwhat law school did u learn that from?? Certainly not the Nigerian law school I graduated from. If u like touch a girls breast or bum without consent then tell the judge u did nothing wrong because she did not scream or u did not tear her cloths undecided
I do not know what they taught you but I know that every crime has what we call ingredients. It is the ingredients that you prove. In proving those ingredients, direct and circumstantial pieces of evidence come to play. If you have stark and solid proof, perhaps with eye witness accounts that cannot be controverted, then it could pass as direct evidence (sometimes taken or mistaken as primary) it is however circumstantial when analogies and deductions come to play. I tend to think that kemen's situation is more of the later.

Why should i even teach you basic and elementary criminal procedure. Did you say you passed through the Law School? Guy, maintain your lane and never you in your life time put the authenticity of your qualification on line again. I should hate to do this to my profession which you also claim over two inconsequentials that add no value to my life, be warned.

BTW touching a girls br.ea.st or bum is a criminal assault and not r.ap.e. If you cannot pick the difference, check the punishment section

Re-read the definition of offences under the Criminal Code Act (or Penal Code if you are in the North)
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Breaks Her Silence on Kemen incident, AY Live (Video), see fan reactions. by hardbody: 3:55pm On Apr 20, 2017
mployer:
And who told a woman will be the judge?

Btw didn't you take notice of the number of females supporting. They are the ones bold enough to tell the truth.
It could even so happen that a female judge is already seething with rage on how she pierced her body and was flaunting all parts of her. You now want that lady judge to do what to Kemen? She will in all honesty thoroughly abuse this thing that is making all these noise and probably throw her case out.
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Breaks Her Silence on Kemen incident, AY Live (Video), see fan reactions. by hardbody: 3:51pm On Apr 20, 2017
YelloweWest:
You of all persons would say such? So what if she has piercings? Dose that give anyone the right to sexually molest her??

Nigerian mentality sharr
Was she really and truly molested?

From what i observed in the clip, someone was touched (whether deliberately or otherwise) that person position better for further touching only to quickly remember that there could be an opportunity here to eject one more competitor from the competition. If she had won the competition, do you think she will spend time discussing molestation.

In any case, if she feels strongly that she has a case, she should file an action in court.

Let me teach you something new, in proving a r.ap.e case, it must be shown that (a) you shouted to the best of your ability and no help was forthcoming and (b) you struggled such that there would be torn items and even visible injury. You do not lie back, have fun and then wake up and say you had been molested.

People are just getting me pissed with this nonsense argument. Who wants to even molest a night queen?
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Breaks Her Silence on Kemen incident, AY Live (Video), see fan reactions. by hardbody: 3:35pm On Apr 20, 2017
tribalistseun:
he shouldn't even near any Court, because Nigerian female judges in Nigeria their blood dey hot. Them go remand kemen in prison pending when the case will start proper. That's in 7 years time
You keep sounding like judges are robots. I hope you know that if your matter is assigned to a judge and you feel you will not get justice from there, you can (through your lawyer) ask the judge to disqualify himself/herself on the matter. the matter will be re-assigned by the administrative judge.

Even in a jury system, where a person on trial thinks that a particular member of the jury will not be fair, you can apply for that person to be changed.

This is the first time i will contribute on this TBOSS/Kemen rubbish and hopefully the last, i have no time for such. Guys are thinking of where the next big money is coming from some people are spending time and energy discussing who got fingered and all what not.
Romance › Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by hardbody: 11:22am On Apr 20, 2017
xynerise:
Are you kidding me? undecided


I have friends that are females and I even carry some on my back when we play. It depends on your mindset
It's like having a fowl as a pet. Someday it will end up in your stomach.

Back to topic:

Way back in the Uni, we were at the auditorium watching this show (cant remember exactly what it was) and this cute babe (who by the way is from my town as we attend the same parapo meeting) walked. Couldn't immediately find a seat and she spotted me and came to me. We werent talking generally, I used to see her as one of those babes outta my league then. She came straight and sat on my laps. I was like, ok let me get up for you, she said, Nooo. Abi can't you lap me? To be sincere, from that point, i stopped following what we were watching. I was struggling to get my bonner to go down. And that wicked girl probably noticed so once in a while she will grind me, pretending that she is adjusting and will further ask, i hope your legs are not paining you. She was petite with a well rounded and slightly jutting backside so it was not really a problem. I endured torture.
Education › Re: 5 Professions Where You Get Paid To Sleep by hardbody: 11:14am On Apr 20, 2017
izzou:
Some government jobs in Nigeria pay you to come late, and sleep

Some even give you the opportunity to prepare your dinner while at work. You can be peeling Egusi or grinding your pepper before close hours.
While you are at it, quite a number of them pay you for not coming to work at all. You simply get paid for being an employee. Datzall!!!

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