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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Poses With Friends As He's Freed From Kuje Prison In Abuja.PICS/VID by hardbody: 7:33pm On Apr 28, 2017
IpobExposed:
Nnamdi Kanu is a shameless man. He can't fulfill his words.

He said he will never come out of prison until Biafra flag is raised. But here he is he came out without the Biafra flag with his fake health condition.

Nnamdi Kanu also said he will not come out from kuje Without his men in this video
But he failed his blabbing promise useless animal


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVR9PTajL88

Nnamdi Kanu also said 2015 that he will not pay any bail because he is innocent.

but here he is.

Shameless animal.




Nnamdi Kanu after all noise making about USA and Russia later paid the bail money.
Later left his men.
Later fulfilled our bail condition instead of his own.
Bail money is a deposit made by sureties and is forfeited when the accused jumps bail and can't be produced by the sureties. It doesn't become state money and is refunded upon conclusion of trial. So with this explanation, did kanu pay bail money? Ignorance is a disease and made worse by those who parade their ignorance in the public domain. You need functional literacy.
Romance › Re: Babes..why Una Go Allow People Dey Finish Una Like This?(pics) by hardbody: 1:54pm On Apr 27, 2017
More like....

Guy: .....Babe I love you, I want to roll with you

Babe:.....Guy, me I have been wondering whether you will never come round to it

Guy:....So i will give you a call in the course of the day, take good care of yourself....wait, maybe we do lunch?

Babe:....Sure lunch will be fine, ...but hey cutie, i need to call you to confirm time, and i am out of recharge and depending on where lunch is, I think I need a new hair do to complement your handsomeness, and i also forgot, you will pay the Uber driver when I get there. And God works in a miraculous way ooo, my birthday is actually tomorrow, is it ok if you transfer some small cash to my account so i can pick a few stuffs on my way, I won't spend everything you send to me as I plan to use the balance to pay for my handouts from those three devilish lecturers and......

Guy:....Did you say you are an orphan?

Babe........ lipsrsealed embarassed
Romance › Re: I Caught My Senior Brother Fucking Our Neighbour's Wife by hardbody: 1:44pm On Apr 27, 2017
RichlyOBS:
I went to office today and forgot one of my phone at home, so I decided to rush back and get it... the moment I got home I saw my senior brother fucking our neighbour's wife.... the door was locked but I have my own key... can you imagine where they were doing it? in the sitting room,, they thought I am coming back late.... (it's just me and my bro living in one apartment)....

Now the Lady is begging me with a sum of 500Euro to keep quiet or I should come and Bleep her too..... am still thinking of what to do because her daughter is a close friend to me and her husband is a good man and we work at the same place,, he's very kind.....

And my bro is also begging with his iPhone7 to keep quiet.... Lol I don hammer

my point is if I keep quiet and her husband and her daughter find out they will blame me for not telling them or they will think I was the one that connect her to my bro because am the only one who is so close to them, i enter their house anytime any day,i eat with them sometimes...

and if I say something I will remain enemy with my bro and the Lady.... and also it will destroy their lovely family...

am just confused....
Develop the story more, then you might find a producer. It will make a nice Nollywood script if well crafted. Story telling is in you.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Mentality That Should Be Abolished - See Pictures by hardbody: 1:40pm On Apr 27, 2017
sinaj:
Broke guys thread!
Sinaj....Fear God.....
Culture › Re: Ooni’s Palace Reacts To Snub By Oba Of Lagos; 'if We Don’t Receive An Apology..' by hardbody: 1:37pm On Apr 27, 2017
EnigmaticEnigma:
Only one country has:

ONI
OBA
KING
CHIEF
ELDER
EMIR
SULTAN
LOCAL GOVERNOR
GOVERNOR
HOUSE OF REP
SENATE
PRESIDENCY

Yet, no electricity since 1986.

Who is deceiving whomhuh
Are all these people mentioned above NEPA abi PHCN staff? Person go just wake up begin drive rough on top matter where you no get any meaningful input to make...

Hey see.....If i hear Fimm, ....you will see weeen cheesy
Romance › Re: I Just Discovered My Girlfriend Is Doing Juju; I Need Prayers (photos) by hardbody: 8:34pm On Apr 26, 2017
biuti:
Satan doesn't torment those that already belongs to him. What he wants is to get everyone to his side, after winning a person over, why must he still continue to disturb the person? They don't fear because they don't see anything of fear.

Real Christians on the other hand too should not fear because the God we serve is all powerful, the bible stated it several times too.
But if a true christian is doing what God does not want deliberately, they should really be afraid because satan will have power to torment them while God may not defend them if they continue in the sin.
God's spokesperson. Weldone
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Don't Tell The Interviewer About Yourself, This Is What He Really Wants To Hear by hardbody: 8:21pm On Apr 26, 2017
zazawaga:
Simple Ways to Answer Tricky Interview Questions

A couple of years ago, my idea of a job interview was being in front of a hard, unsmiling panel and having extremely difficult questions thrown at me, like rocks. However, when I got invited for my first interview, I realized this is not always the case.

A job interview does not have to be tense. In fact, you may find yourself with a very friendly panel, who will go all out to make you feel as comfortable as possible.

However, irrespective of the size and manner of the panel you are faced with, what is required of you is confidence and of course, the appropriate answers to every question you are asked. This part is what’s tricky.

So, in this post, we’d be looking at the simple ways to answer 5 tricky questions you are likely to get in your job interview.

1. Tell Me About Yourself.

This question seems very straightforward. Usually, the first you’d be asked in an interview. However, it is tricky because though it sounds like an invitation to tell your life story, it is not.

When asked the ‘tell me about yourself’ question, what the hiring panel is actually asking you is to tell them about yourself, as it pertains to the position you are applying for.

With this in mind, you should not begin to share generic information about yourself, your family or how many siblings you have. Rather, you could start with your name, academic qualifications, present skills and strengths, previous experiences as well as future professional aspirations. You should also feel free to ask the interviewers for clarifications, just in case there are specific information they’d like to hear about.

Take this for instance:

Question: Tell us a bit about yourself.

Wrong Answer: Hmmn, where do I start? My name is Oluwaseun. I was born in the late 80s and currently married with 6 kids. …

Right Answer: My name is Oluwaseun, a second-year master’s student of marketing communications at the Lagos Business School. Prior to pursing this degree, I worked with the marketing and communications department at Shell, where I developed and honed my skills in copywriting and digital marketing. This experience really piqued my interest in this field and I look forward to an opportunity to learn more and contribute to your marketing communications department…

2. Where do you See Yourself in Five Years?

This question is tricky because you might be tempted to say everything you see yourself doing in five years and completely miss the mark. Like the first question, your answer should be much more professional than personal. What the hiring panel really wants to know is if you are going to stick with them and if you are worth the investment of training.

To answer this question, you could tell them how you think the job will provide you with so many opportunities, such that in 5 years, you'd be in a particular position within the organisation. You can also explain what value you hope to have added as well as how you could also have improved yourself professionally in that time.

Take this for instance:

Question: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Wrong Answer: In five years, I’d be a millionaire, enjoying life. I’d have built a house and would probably be the CEO of this company …

Right answer: In five years, I hope to have acquired a lot of knowledge in marketing communications, as well as contributed immensely to the growth of my department and the company. I’m also looking forward to eventually taking on additional managerial responsibilities and possibly taking the lead on some projects…

3. What is your Greatest Weakness?

Like the first two, this question is also very tricky because you might be tempted to give personal, instead of professional answers.

When asked this question, what interviewers actually want to know is if or not you are consciously aware of the areas you could improve on. Your weakness does not have to be present. It could be something that you’ve already worked on, but say it anyway. I’d advise that you think about this question before the interview, so you don’t give a generic answer or be at a loss of what to say. No one would believe you if you say you have no weakness.

To answer this question, start by mentioning the weakness, how it poses a problem to your work or career and how you’ve started to work on improving.

Take this for instance:

Question: What is your greatest weakness?

Wrong answer: Hmmn, my greatest weakness is to sleep. I could sleep all day…

Right answer: I used to have to have a problem with time management and this affected me every time I tried to multitask. Currently, I’m working on this through the use of certain time management tools.

4. What did you Hate About your Last Job?

This question is tricky because you might be tempted to spill all the beans about why you hated your boss, the work, the timing - all of it! This is wrong, because as Kachi Tila-Adesina puts it, the interviewers might already begin to picture you sitting elsewhere and literally dragging their name and their organisation in the mud as well.’

To answer this question, start by saying how beneficial the job was, before going to state one or two things you could have changed, if given the opportunity. Also, explain why you think the role you are now applying for is a better fit.

If you did not hate your last job, you can say so. This response can also be adapted, just in case you are asked why you are leaving your current position.

Take this for instance:

Question: What did you hate about your last job?

Wrong answer: Ooh, my boss! I hated my boss! …

Right answer: Well, my last job did offer me an opportunity to learn and grow in my career. However, I think it would have been better if such opportunity was granted in a less hostile work environment... I believe that working here would not just give me a better opportunity to grow, but also a conducive and comfortable work environment, which is very important to growth.

5. How much are you looking to be paid?

Now, this question is tricky because well, money is involved and while you don’t want to short-change yourself, you wouldn’t want to price yourself out of range either!

I know money is very important but when asked this question, don’t jump at the opportunity to scream ‘one million naira!’ Instead, you should have done your research on the organisation you are coming into and how much is standard for the role you are applying for.

If you are aware of how much the company really wants to hire you, say because of your expertise and skills, you can negotiate your salary right there. However, if this is not the case, you’ll need to fall back on the information you’ve gathered on what the going rate is, for the position you’re being interviewed for. In the worst case scenarios, you can request to know more about the role’s responsibilities and benefits packages. You should also mention how you are willing to discuss further when the time is right.

Take this for instance:

Question: How much are you looking to be paid?

Wrong answer: I can’t take anything less than ‘One million naira’!

Right answer: That's a fair question. To answer it properly, I'd need to know more about the role’s responsibilities and benefits package. I am quite confident that knowing the reputation of the company, when the time comes, any offer you make will be competitive.”

Read also: 8 Insightful Questions Only the Smartest Candidates ask in a Job Interview

There you have it, the simple ways to answer tricky questions in your next job interview. Of course, there are quite a lot more tricky questions than I’ve listed. And while researching for this post, I found a couple of materials on tricky interview questions, which I think you’ll also find helpful. I’ve labelled them material 1, material 2, material 3 and material 4, respectively.

Finally, if you have any questions concerning job search, preparing for an interview or anything career-related, do feel free to ask.

Kindly share this post if you found it useful

https://discovery.insidify.com/dont-tell-the-interviewer-about-yourself-this-is-what-he-really-wants-to-hear
This looks good but on the question on weakness, standard best practice is to turn it to a strength. For instance, i tend to be a bit more meticulous than usual, while it has seemed to slow some deliverables, it has turned out to save the companies I have worked for some embarrassing errors and saved us litigations and loss of huge sums in payouts based on damages that would have been paid.

Generally the post is fair.
Celebrities › Re: Segun Arinze Rocks "Pa James" Inspired Haircut For New Movie by hardbody: 3:59pm On Apr 26, 2017
This guy is fantastically UGLY
Family › Re: Married Last Week, Already Set For Divorce. Help A Nairalander Make A Decision by hardbody: 12:40pm On Apr 26, 2017
waywardpikin:
The first thing I can deduce from this story (if true) is that you married from a very wrong family. There are many families like this in obodo lagos, where there is an absence of a strong & rational male figure as the head of the home (yeah I know, he's late). Families like this have little or no regard for marriage, which explains the reason why the mum is solidly behind her. This explains why the arrangements for your traditional marriage were so shoddy. The money probably went into more important things like Aso ebi, ankara, jewelry and other n.gbati n.gbati. No be today something.

I have no advice for you; most likely you saw the signs but decided that 'true love conquers all.' Thus, I'd like to use your story as a good opportunity to advice people out there (men and women alike) to critically observe the family of the person you intend to marry before taking that crucial life-altering step. In most cases, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Xoxo,

Wayward Pikin.
You are indeed very wayward grin grin grin





































But my waywardness is legendary and surpasses yours cheesy cheesy cheesy
Crime › Re: Ghanaian Police Officer Commits Suicide After She Was Dumped By Her Fiancé by hardbody: 6:52am On Apr 26, 2017
EKITI001:
Instead of suicide I will fight over the lover



WATCH: Two Church Members Fight Dirty Over Lover



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKLj4HEdwlU
Liar. These are students fighting over stolen undies. This fight has been on youtube for years.
Romance › Re: My Pre-wedding Pictures by hardbody: 3:44pm On Apr 25, 2017
Optimusshield:
Our story isn't that you can call natural.
As a Security Officer I get to be so serious almost all the time until I met this Baker I'm making my bride... She makes me blush like kilode.
Love exists and I believe in it.
#OmoAyo2017
Count Down begins

If you in Ilorin, please you are invited oooo
May 20th.
Na me remain ooo
Romance › Re: Babes, Can You Date Guy Who Slept With Prostitute, Guys Can You Marry Ex Harlot? by hardbody: 2:51pm On Apr 25, 2017
This one na topic join?

Odikwa risky.

FP gone for real.
Education › Re: List Of Items Banned In Ajayi Crowther University Students’ Hostels by hardbody: 1:51pm On Apr 25, 2017
[quote author=ReneeNuttall post=55900148][/quote]lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Guy Innocently Shares Picture Of His Girlfriend, But Nigerians Spotted Something by hardbody: 9:07am On Apr 25, 2017
Are those dogs forking? I mean copulating? Just wondering
Crime › Re: Man Beaten For Slapping A Lady On The Street. Photos/Video by hardbody: 7:59am On Apr 25, 2017
morgang:
Nigerians and there quick to judge syndrome probably, just because she's a Lady. I choose to be neutral cause this news isn't complete yet!
Bring your own version na

Lady had stated her case, ditto the guy and yet the story is not complete.

Thank God this is a virtual forum, I for beat you join the guy sef. By the time I am done with you, they give you water take wash hand, you go drink am.
Family › Re: I Need Help And Suggestions In Dealing With A Noisy Neighbour by hardbody: 7:50am On Apr 25, 2017
I earlier suggested a legal option after all peaceful moves have failed. However, If i were in your shoes I would have done something more drastic. Shebi he travels and leaves the music blaring?

Unknown robbers would have invaded his house and carted everything away before he comes back from his trip with a note advising him to never come back to the house at the risk of his life.
Family › Re: I Need Help And Suggestions In Dealing With A Noisy Neighbour by hardbody: 4:25am On Apr 25, 2017
You can get a perpetual restraining order against him from a court. However try all the peaceful options first. Once you approach the courts, be sure to take every care on your life, he will come after you for sure. Sorry bro
Family › Re: I Need Help And Suggestions In Dealing With A Noisy Neighbour by hardbody: 4:22am On Apr 25, 2017
kuchikau1:
sex is womens greatest weapon against men. Do u no dat if a gal decide to kill a man, it already done. My brother, every i see guy doing all sort of tin just to gain a gals love, they follow tis gals like sheep witout a shephered, making dis gals feel like queen elizabeth. See hw undaage gals no longer have respect for adults,simply because dey are ben beged and chase by idiot who call demselves guys/men. I came to hate gals wen i knew about d chemistry of their menstral process and hw dey have enslaved men. Imagine a guy tinks hw to bed a gal just merely looking at her and these gals has taking adventage of this to manupulate men, kill great men, destroy d future of young guys.
Kati kati wo lo nso
Education › Re: This School Poster Was Spotted Somewhere In Ibadan (photo) by hardbody: 10:46pm On Apr 24, 2017
Jaideyone:
mtchew Olodo is an area in Ibadan. Odo means mortar. Olodo means mortar seller not the Olodo you are thinking.


stupid @ss thread

*pulls pants and sh*its on thread*
Belle dey run you? Abi you get constipation?
Education › Re: List Of Items Banned In Ajayi Crowther University Students’ Hostels by hardbody: 10:43pm On Apr 24, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
Lol,gerrarahia jor.BTW lafun ati gbegiri+ewedu= TIMELESS!
What else do you love this much apart from food, Share with moi
Career › Re: Anambra State FRSC Officials Pictured Sleeping In Office After Drinking by hardbody: 10:40pm On Apr 24, 2017
Samjr:
No its not acceptable at all.
OK bro
Business › Re: The 10 Bank Directors That Have Earned The Highest Dividends In 2016 - PIC by hardbody: 5:24pm On Apr 24, 2017
Sunnynwa:
Given the woeful performance of the economy in 2016, several industry experts were expecting similarly woeful results for banks and losses for investors. The reverse seems to be the case as analysis from Financial Vanguard on the 2016 results so far released, show a 13% rise in total dividend income from N143.3 billion in 2015 to N162 billion.

The analysis further showed that bank directors held 10.15 billion shares representing 5.5% of the banks’ total 184.8 billion shares.

Whilst shareholders are happy to have avoided a drop in dividend income, bank directors have every reason to be more grateful. A look at the table below reveals why.



From above, it appears, Jim Ovia, the Chairman and Founder of Zenith Bank earned the most from the dividend windfall. At N5.9 billion, his dividend earnings top that of any other bank director on the list analysed by Vanguard. The Bank directors on the list in total received N10.1 billion.

In Nigeria, dividend is taxed at 10% flat suggesting the government would have made about N16.2 billion in withholding taxes.

A massive drop in the value of shares of most quoted companies in Nigeria has made dividend payment an alternative and attractive income to most investors. Dividend yields for banks have averaged 8% this year, higher than the 5% typically posted by most Nigerian banks. Despite been less that the 17% obtainable from less risky investments like Treasury Bills, investors who have seen the value of their stocks severely impaired, will be happy to accept dividends, let alone one that suggest a higher yield.

For the bank directors, their goals are somewhat different. Dividend payments is just one of the minor reasons for retaining controlling shares in businesses.


http://nairametrics.com/the-10-bank-directors-that-have-earned-the-highest-dividends-in-2016-so-far/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter
Baddest Guys!!!!
Romance › Re: She Wants Me by hardbody: 8:55am On Apr 24, 2017
luscioustrish:
So??
She's bold enough to put her cards on the table and you're here complaining about strength.

she just wants sex its either you f..k her or you don't, no need to announce it angry

Some of us actually like a no strings attached typa f..k n please get over yourself undecided

Its just sex.
I completely agree with you on this.
Career › Re: Anambra State FRSC Officials Pictured Sleeping In Office After Drinking by hardbody: 8:46am On Apr 24, 2017
crackhouse:
How do u know they were the people that took the beer? Did u see bottles on their hands. It's possible some people took the beer and left and the bottles were not cleared before they came in. And it's also possible the Op dropped those bottles there when they were resting and quickly took those pics just to Form a story for his blog or to wicked them. Human beings can be terrible u know.
Ex Police officer sighted
Career › Re: Anambra State FRSC Officials Pictured Sleeping In Office After Drinking by hardbody: 8:45am On Apr 24, 2017
Realhommie:
Lol... You wish, abi?


Like i do not know the entity is federal? Perhaps you're the one who needs to borrow or buy sense if need be coz obviously you lack some since you couldn't see /understand the message in my post. Guy abeg park well, dis na morning.
What silly message....stop hiding your mediocrity, fool. if you knew what you claim to know, you won't be typing the trash and rubbish that you have been typing.
Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Having A Vacation In Cuba (Photos) by hardbody: 8:32am On Apr 24, 2017
Bridget95:
stop talking nonsense do you know who was your mother's bae before she met your Dad?
Dayum....that was huge and savagery
Career › Re: Anambra State FRSC Officials Pictured Sleeping In Office After Drinking by hardbody: 8:13am On Apr 24, 2017
RALPHOW:
DO YOU WANT TO SACK THEM OR WHAT IS THE AIM OF THIS TREND
THOUGH IT IS WRONG BUT WE SHOULD BE CAREFUL OF WHAT WE POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA
WHAT WILL YOU GAIN IF THEY LOOSE THEIR JOBS AND THEIR FAMILY STARTED SUFFERING?
They will surely face orderly room trial. It's already in the news. Action and reaction are always equal and opposite according to Newton on motion. Lesson...think before you act.
Career › Re: Anambra State FRSC Officials Pictured Sleeping In Office After Drinking by hardbody: 8:11am On Apr 24, 2017
Realhommie:
I thought things like this are only seen in the 'ZOO' and not in 'BIAFRALAND'huh Hehehehehehehehe
Borrow sense if you cannot buy, it's a federal entity not a state road safety commission. All these boys struggling with JAMB sef
Career › Re: Anambra State FRSC Officials Pictured Sleeping In Office After Drinking by hardbody: 8:09am On Apr 24, 2017
NOETHNICITY:
1, it will curb unnecessary waste since its a duplication of role. A simple traffic wing of the Police can more effectively do the job FRSC

2, If they re under the Police this kinda unacceptable indiscipline, where fed officers of law drinks and get drunk right there in the offc, cannot happen.
Jus mention but a few
How many times have you seen the police at the point of serious road accidents? The FRSC arrive ahead of everybody else. There may be a few bad eggs in the FRSC but the entire police force is rotten beyond redemption
Career › Re: Anambra State FRSC Officials Pictured Sleeping In Office After Drinking by hardbody: 8:07am On Apr 24, 2017
JayJohnson:
What do you expect from the lawless republic of Biafrauud! Do you expect anything better than this?
If there is no cockroach in your brain, you would have known that the F in frsc stands for Federal. Federal stands for Nigeria as an entity and therefore those personnel could be all hausa , yoruba , igbo or a mixture of all three.

Develop your brain please.
Career › Re: Anambra State FRSC Officials Pictured Sleeping In Office After Drinking by hardbody: 8:03am On Apr 24, 2017
Samjr:
On their uniform? ??
I think you can drink in uniform so long as you remove your cap

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