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deadZONE:
Lol******
like mother like daughter***
why didnt she pour her mother
hot water or Acid the man should
sue her to court divorce her
un-trained AZZ!!!

which face does he wano use to table the case? n how exactly is he to file the case?

hot bathed cos i slept with my wify's Mother?

*shameshameshame

msmith247:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awXFMIz2aY8

She's just a cheap low life!

Olimpus has fallen, now that bra has been flown, hands r now supporting d ministry !

Bleeping sagging balloons

She ugly ,the guy sendless

Dah heck iz this?

Iyanya prepping to porous don jazzy?

TheMainMan:
.. Abeg ah go escort U... ..

She be chilling, smilin on chyshyt thread

dotcomnamename:
[size=15pt]Before bad beles will come here, We're playing almost our reserve... No Sanchez, No Ozil, No Koscielny, No Coquelin, Ox and Walcott injured 15 minutes and off, so relax.... Chelsea are playing their first team and still losing. [/size]

Dude Puleez!
Na toads dey ur reserve? R they not all older dan Martial , Depay n d likes?

U taking it from behind jor, just set well n dont make no pim

Non stop express porousing! A33nal taking it tru d only place they luv: tru dah back!

Ouch!

sinizia:
Chelshit losing as usual.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2wKz4sCIAAYvNE.jpg

It hasnt been well since that doc rolled! Did she place mou inside calabash?

Prodigal son n D nomad of a president convo:

Nomad: amichi make swua i no fut my handz fur rivers rerun elecsion, ka ji ko?

Amaechi: sir but u know rivers resources cant be left in d hands of pdp. They can use it to mount crz opposition against u, remember ur campagne?

Nomad: but we phiting kwaruption, ehmm i think wike is kwarupt, so let rig n remove him

Amaechi: now u talking!

Harbosede02:
If I was into a guy on campus..... I wouldn't do any of that.

Why leave us hanging?

ugojohnlittle:
Thank you so much for this advice, my family once arranged a muslim guy for me who already brought things to marry me but I eloped. He wasn't educated and my siblings supported me, they said I should be allowed to make my choice.
I have convinced my parents that I can't marry this guy and that I dont love him, my mom says that love will grow and the only thing they are using against me is that I brought this one myself...so why will I change my mind. That I am spiritually possessed.


I have never felt this in love with anyone, I once travelled out of town to forget him, but I just can't. It is not working. We are obsessed with each other and I know he would have been with me if we met earlier .

I work in a Promasidor key distributor's office and I also have a HND from Kwara Poly.

Yea i know the fellings....
Yours truely has mastered the act of drawing such from dames.

Here is why:

He is someone u can talk to freely and does not get judgemental rather helps u to be a beta u.

He spends on u laviashly, wowing u with wisdom n wits. Spends time with u when he can.

He is so FAITHFUL clean You havent really caught him cheating on u.

He treats u with respect , u r proud walking by his side. Neva hit u and rarely raise his voice @ u. But he is firm as a man.

He is so spontenous, always blows ur mind away with gift and in the bedroom? : HE IS A DOVE ONE MOMENT AND A STALLION the next, never shy to explore and teach u same, makes u c0m over n over.

In summary, he has 90% of what u want in a guy. How wudnt u be luv struck?

Estharfabian:
I'm sorry?? Whatcha Tryna say? ""

Parochail......


Only a tru player wud see tru the second guy's moves n motives.....

You only roast what is within d homestead, and hunters wud give any bait to lure sexy games home...

Hope u dig that, if u didnt, nida do i

Estharfabian:
LoL..."" my dear, wetin I go talk? NL don advice am finish nah... wetin my own small 2Cents go change!? ""


Anyways...*Back to proper English*

Uhm...Op..You've said it all..Mr Muslim Adores You.

..He even stood by You even when he knew You got Pregnant..
..He Knows You Love some Other Guy And he's still willing to Marry You..
...The Assholic Christian guy had a Fiancé n still dated you (Side-Chick)..LoL! think of what he'll do when he finally marries you...

If you ask me? the Muslim guy is an Angel and I'll pick him anyday...anytime..""

Oyind17...Ah don talk my own..over to You abeg *drops mic*

Monocultured

halfrica:
First word in the book life is
TO HONOUR GOD
AND MAKE YOURSELF HAPPY

yes u love her but give her the space to be
Sure she would ponder on what u av told her


She is goin to weigh both sides please b calm nd b happy dnt sell ur happiness to others indirectly

He grossed her out.

Op, how do guys like u do it? I mean, asking a gurl out ?
What do u say she hasnt heard b4? N why didnt u seek advise first about how to get her?

Adanna28:
Lmfao! The eyes sha always make me laugh

And ur statement rumpled my bubbles

neocortex:
Why are you running away from the op's question ?
Are you ashame of associating with yahweh ?

Need i?

Probably wud have if we still seek atornement tru d blood of goats, pigs and peageons. But we aint, question is therefore, out of place.
Wud have if we are still locked out and a priest goes into d holies of holies to burn incenta n mediate for us.

Nonetheleas, op got it all twisted: basic english calls any sentence starting with IF a conditional statement n wen scripting, we use it in nested loops to forstall or out think certain processes that might arise in d future.... strigent laws that installed to forestall evil occurences because d heart of man is deaperately wicked.

Nigeria has a law agaisnt gays, so b4 u indulge, u know exactly d consequences does that mean Nigeria support gayism? See?

IamMissMarvel:
Why is it easy to comment on the Christian topics but when I want to comment on the Islam section I get a series of interrogation.

Why can anybody access the Christian topics but have to accept to be a Muslim before they can comment on the Islam topics?

because Christianity is light, light brings wramth, its welcoming n very simple. Every good thing has shades and r associated with light.
To be a Christian, all u need do, is accept Christ, that u have decided to live like, as ur Lord and savour n bliv u r saved! ...very simple


Evil things are difficult and associated with darkness. Darkness is shady and most evil things happen at night.

omoarole:
Musings of a religious mind. And that's practically the bane of religion. It's a very primitive characteristic of man to attribute whatever they can't understand to be supernatural. Heck, they even have a name for it. It's called "miracle". When they didn't understand the physics of sound, they called the fall of the wall of Jericho a miracle. Now, they know better.
Science has an answer for a lot of questions now. And that's the characteristic of the modern man. Science has not come into the fulness of its being, it is still evolving. Even your bible attests to the fact that the God you intend to defend so graciously has attested to the fact that man may one day be like God. Science is a vessel to that possibility. Look at the Tower of Babel. The scientific mind of man at that point seemed to be a threat to your God. To the extent that he had to disrupt the job at hand. See Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. They had to be driven away because they would soon be like God.
Inasmuch as I would not disrespect your belief in your God, I will want you to open your mind to the possibility that the God you serve is a Scientific being, whose knowledge of science has transcended mortal man....but it is Science nonetheless. He has conquered aging, and thus you call Him the Ancient of Days. He has conquered distance, so you call him Omnipresent. He knows more than the knowledge of modern man, so you call him Omniscient. But that doesn't mean it's not all science.
Why do you think the present world is at the point where everyone thinks it's going to end? It's that same threat that happened in the Garden of Eden. Man is knowing roo much.
So, dear friend, your God is a scientific being. And questioning him and things that have happened before, that people call "miracle" is normal. And what everyone should be doing. It does not mean you disrespect God. It might even mean you want to understand him so that you can love him more.

As much as i appreciate the was fact that u r open minded enuf not to resort to personality/our way of life attack, i make bold to declare emphatically that Christianity is no religion. IT IS A WAY OF LIFE, christians live like Christ. And as u do well know, he was totally against religous dogma: he healed on d sabbath day n totally took exception to all religous doctrines of his time. Totally lived above natural laws! And demons flee, he simply came to show/give us the vast power adam lost. And connect us all back to our source; GOD. HE said itz finished and the temple vail that once separated us from having access to our maker, was torn in twain.

2) Secondly, MIRACLES: these are incredible ,supernatural touch of d almight God in the affairs of men provoked by the desperate faith of men. "To him that bliveth, all things r possible"

When it comes to miracle, science goes norm. How can sceince explain a man born blind receiving his sight at a spot? Or d crippled walking, d deaf hearing and a man, having realised who he really is, living above sickness and deseases? Science is too blind to explain d forces of gud and evil, why we dream and a host of others. See the attempt man is having at AI, 5year old's intelligence is eons ahead of em. Take control of ur life, dont live it to science. You wud suffer what d world suffers.


How can science threaten its creator? Nah, it cant. See, he is a very Jelous God. He hates it wen we try to do it our ways n take glory due him. That was what annoyed him. What u shld know is that he made us in his image ( we bare his limitless abilities) and he knows a man's heart is desperately wicked without him. that was why a man could wake up and insult God by saying his great grand father evolved from apes! Science is always striving to prove there is no God. But therw is my gee.

In him we are goDs.he wants us to know that! To dominate the world , continue from where he stopped,but in doing that, not take the glory due him. THAT WAS WHAT ROBBED THE DEVIL HIS PLACE IN HEAVEN, What causes Adam Eden, what made Nebuchadnezza eat grass, Herod eaten by termites.
HE DOES NOT SHARE HIS GLORY.

Btw, he drove adam out because he disobeyed God's express order n in d process obeyed satan. Dont pray to have revolting wife n kids, u wud die young.

I asked God to have mercy on you because u did insult his person when u said he is a scientific being. HE IS NOT.

the are so many forces on earth, science is just one of them, then there are forces of gud and evil( which science cannot comprehend) HIV disappearing from a body is beyond science. SS turning AA robs science 's arogant nose on the dust of himiliation.

Science of old makes it sound like humans are chicken; once dead that all, bliv u me, we aint. But lately, science bliv dat human have a soul, if humans have souls, that means there is an after earth life. Dont be caught off guard. Dust to dust, d Spirit( God's breath) goes back to him, what becomes of the soul? Profiteth nothing if u science d whole world n lose ur soul.


People are thinking the present world would soon end because there r so many sign Christ listed to foretell d end of time , happening b4 our very eyes, men marrying men
, lagalizing same, and so many ills of our generations,
DO U KNOW WHY SODOM WAS distroyed?

It is high time you come back to ur root. Which is God.
He wanted to make animals, he spoke to d bush, fishes, he spoke to d seas, but when he wanted t oo make man, he spoke to himself, u can only find rest n fulfilment in him. Dont fall to this cheap science lies, itz just a ploy to keep u bound n rebel against ur maker. Then u begin to suffer what d world suffers.

Jesus Luvs U.

Kachisbarbie:
I hate the slide, how I hate phones that slide. Reminds me of those first generation phones...
I don't like android phones either, can't keep up with all the software update, virus, lollipop and kittykat... I hate phone technology .

not a fan of slide too. only phone i used that turns is SE s700i and the ish goes 360 degrees on an anchor! my friends almost detached the upper side cos they be thinking itz flip.

Kb? everything that is worth itz onion, updates now. from phones to apps, u aint got much of a choice here.
u need not bother about doing it manually, just give them internet, they smartly take care of their ish

Adanna28:
I really don't notice the time when I'm in the swing of things, but it can go beyond 30 mins surely. I enjoy love making, so the freak tends to come out, in various ways .

Kachisbarbie:
It won't. That's what people said when Passport came out newly...
BlackBerry loyalists that can afford it, would definitely buy it.

sure say.

the gadget is a must get...... combining the security, premium feel of bb with the most flexible os ever built ( android ) is mouth watering.

nonetheless, bb manual key pad has always been a turn off for me:love typing with both hands and love spaces btw my keys

op ur info is misleading.... here are the prices as confirmed by:

http://www.gsmarena.com/blackberry_begins_accepting_priv_preorders_in_us_uk_and_canada-news-14655.php

specs

Network Technology
GSM / HSPA / LTE
Launch Announced 2015, October
Status Coming soon. Exp. release 2015, November
Body Dimensions 147 x 77.2 x 9.4 mm (5.79 x 3.04 x 0.37 in)
Weight 192 g (6.77 oz)
Keyboard QWERTY
SIM Yes
Display Type AMOLED capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors
Size 5.4 inches (~71.9% screen-to-body ratio)
Resolution 1440 x 2560 pixels (~540 ppi pixel density)
Multitouch Yes - Curved edge screen
Platform OS Android OS, v5.1.1 (Lollipop)
Chipset Qualcomm MSM8992 Snapdragon 808
CPU Dual-core 1.8 GHz Cortex-A57 & quad-core 1.44 GHz Cortex-A53
GPU Adreno 418
Memory Card slot microSD, up to 200 GB
Internal 32 GB, 3 GB RAM
Camera Primary 18 MP , Schneider-Kreuznach optics, optical image stabilization, autofocus, dual-LED (dual tone) flash
Features Geo-tagging, touch focus, face detection, HDR, panorama
Video 2160p@30fps, 1080p@60fps
Secondary 2 MP
Sound Alert types Vibration; MP3, WAV ringtones
Loudspeaker Yes
3.5mm jack Yes
Comms WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n, Wi-Fi Direct, hotspot
Bluetooth v4.1, A2DP, EDR, LE
GPS Yes, with A-GPS
Radio No
USB microUSB v2.0
Features Sensors Accelerometer, proximity, compass
Messaging SMS, MMS, Email, Push Email, IM, BBM
Browser HTML5
Java No
- Active noise cancellation with dedicated mic
- MP3/WAV/eAAC+/FlAC player
- MP4/H.264 player
- Photo/video editor
- Document viewer
Battery Li-Ion 3410 mAh battery

deewhone:
Serves him right

chai, how wud he face his maker?

God plz, let me i pray thee, after i have emptied all u bestowed upon me on earth, and have raised millions greater than me, rest on my bed in peace NOT shamefully

PunkyVeer:
No

did i get ur previous statement wrong?

gainesborough:
We did I was thinking she will change when we marry but she has gotten worse .

worst mistake....!

KashyBaby:
Oohh yeah how u know this "warm up time" thingy eh?....someone is a pro down here.

K, itz not about being a pro, Itz a basic life's principle: if you must do it, learn its robes and do it well if not, dont bother.

so many guys think itz all about just su cking the b00bs, den taking a dive in sporadically and they go hating themselves wen u pour under a min as she rolls her eyes and hisses

love of ur life and u cant pay up the bride price?
dude puleez go find the cheap ones that would latter become more expensive cos of super magnum family loads

PunkyVeer:
I'm with Kashy, 15 minutes is all I can take before my mind starts to wander & I lose attention. Past that, he'll be doing it & in my head I'll be like "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It's superman!!!" Totally disengaged from the do. Plus doing it much longer dries your mouth (I guess due to too much air in the mouth from all the moaning ) & makes you thirsty. Aint nobody have time for that!

lota logs in the building today

KashyBaby:
He better be staying alive @ least 15mins or il open the damn door for him and let him leave..i dnt need a donkey on my bedroom

15? like 15? daz warm up time.

dont tell me u one of them ladies that cum within 15 n wano be left alone?

damekings:
When you watch p0rn movies, you see couples have steaming se x lasting up to 1 hour but the truth is that it hardly works in real life. If the man is not tired, the woman becomes sore.

Dear men, On the average how long do men really last?

A. 2 mins
B. 5 mins
C. 10 mins
D. 15 mins
E. 30 mins

Dear ladies, please confirm their claims, most of them like claiming.

hoax!

and for you to end at 30mins means u only dig in twice and u arrhhh!

for ur info, people last an hour plus, real life no shakes without aids or drugs.......
why would he get tired when he had some gud meal b4 the show and the ish is so tight and he takes his time to gently warm her up and she be feeling over his body?
why would she get sour if he knows his onion in the art of keeping her always wet?

u need to enrol for some d1ck impacting tutorials for a child who has lived all his life surrounded by mud houses doesnt bliv there anything called sky scrapper out there!

All in d act of making the Money!

Itz not really about the subscribers if u know what i mean