₦airaland Forum

Tot they always ignore subscribers and all directives and get away with it?

Now they peeing on their panties?

vladimiros:
Then Northerners wonder why we South Southerners hate them

see the rubbish a whole politician is saying

why?

U cudnt just imagine!

Same way they used BH to trouble Gej administration huh?

Aint chatcha karma such a b1atch?

bronzegoddess:
Loooooooool.







Funny AH!

Itz called lolin! Im just lolin!

Newly discovered word: .means to be in a total n uncontrolable state of lol lolzxxxx

Op, i think ud get beta fresh meat news from d bible @ th Aww t time.
China hasnt gone to bed den

Copy right H.Don!

Loooooollinloooooolin!

Lolin! Im lolin!


Not true though..... r u predetermining it all ends in d capital D to dah V?

There r posh lovely fams out dere. With luv , d wify supports his old weak manhood as he supports her flat bed once upon a time, glorous orbs.

There r oldies that pick each other's grey hairs n stll yet jab each other 4 fun!

Marry urs n watch d fun api ever after

ellahzy:
the mum is prettier



I also think dat a braless dress is not d best for a teenage girl.

Cant bliv ya'll be ignoring one glaring fact: she's gon ball home one day preggy! And momma gon ask what she did wrong for dah to pop forgetting dis seed she be sowing

How can she let an under age with an inmatured cheast to roll bra less?

He who brings ant infested gay to the homestead should not complain wen visited by lizards....

Mogidi:
We were warned, some people refused to listen.
Its going to be looooooong 4yrs under Bubu.

Long? Nah, very short.

If u havent noticed , itz 3yrs 6months remaining. then he wud pack his cows n all his fellow nomads back to where dey belong. THAt is if d office pressure dont mud him b4 that

cosby02:
Can you throw a student's script to the dustbin because he has missed the first ten questions out of 50?

Dumb/certificateless students stay @ home.
U hoodwink d gullible public that u got what it takes, how can u miss d first 10?
This is no dullard contest, it is one for d very fine sound minds. Failing d firat 10 equall failing all other. Negative marking

Mogidi:
Withhold their bailout until they vote for your anointed, is this the way to govern a country?

Dis gov is really into dirt fights.

Evil apc

cosby02:
Why are you in a hurry? His mandate runs for four years remember

A chick that wu Dz grow into a cock is spoted d very day it was hatched.

6 months gone, all so, no go. Blaming Gej for his weak erectile malfunction

Apc stop whinning n laying blames!
6 months gone n all u got is finger pointing, u told gullible nigerians u got dah magic wand, wave it n solve d issues already!

Tourist party

IlekeHD:
And why not Ghana?

2 pick a frnd, ascend a step up. Not down.

cosby02:
Thats why you are told to appreciate him. Others are blind according to you but he has only one eye which makes him distinct and different.

Twisted totz.

Talk is cheap. Is d naira equal dollars now?
Has bh been terminated?
Is light constant?
Economy boomin?
Where r his angels n saints ministers?

Ghananian drooling over his cheap weak talks. We al know what he wud still do

Poverty is having one stream of income.

It is helpin others achieve their dreams while sacrificing urs.


Working for others is nothing but a lazarus syndrome, always @ d mercy of some boss

Astute Rubbish!

Op havent u heard? In d land of d blind, d one eyed man is king?

Of all d people to get talks from, ghana?

aprokomania:
she stepped out looking amazing and fan. shared the pics on Instagram.

Black gurls dont cut it for me....id pass

NgeneUkwenu:
She better not die with our Money!

As much as i would love she lives to defend her self, cant but notice
Ur hate just becloud ur sense of sympathy n good judgement.
Do u know what cancer is?


n R u human let alone a woman at all?

sonOfLucifer:
What does governance mean to you? Good news?

It means using malodourous body odour to govern 170mil people. It means taking over power n turning a tourist. Visiting places u'd dreamt of n taking pictures while @ with ur almajiri wears

It means fighting kwuruption surrounded by kwarrupt ministers.

It means appointing fellow nomads to sensitive posts within d government n having a cow farm in a mosque within d presidential villa

It means blaming my predecessor about my been too old i forgot where to slot my sim into on my wife's well spread out legs

It means folding my hands , drinking buruwa tashi while d nation nosedive economically n investors take a hike.

It means failing in all my electorial promises n blaming pdp for it.


Need more schooling about d act of good governance?

Agunnewi:
He is right, Buhari wasn't prepared to govern, i really don't understand why he contested the election in the first place.

To return powee to d north ofcos. Need u any magnifying lenses? N d idiotic pdp just zoned 2019 to d north again!

Student wud always be students!

Reminds me of a story from a community that states indigens are by cultural laws, forbidden from making luv on the floor , until a federal university was sited within d community, d gods got tired of the perverse porousness that rocked their world daily, they had to relocate ! Lolzzzz

What u dont bliv cant kill u

source?

Oysdam:
she has her family living with her...So it's a home
Don't know why the hate is dis much...I'll pick her over all d important women in your life joined together

Seeing ur period?

#shrugashldayouwayoutaurleagueson

Feebie4All:
yes she's not the only one but she's such a great inspiration to the young Nigerians

Gone r d days she was an inspiration, these days, itz just showmanship.

Abt that house( not a home) no matter hw fat she gets, she can only occupy a tiny portion @ a time.

Unless she brings all her fam members in, its gono be lonely n hollow

MzMayD:
Its better to keep silent when you have nothing to offer

Word!

mordtonia:
Seun my secret crush.

Success have so many crushes

N once again, the media shy dude elupes again leaving only d awards on this vast virtual space.

Which monkey doesnt love hopping trees?
Every car loves gud road, yet dis entreprenuer cant stand d flood light, hiding behind his key pad always. Im sure lalasticlala represented him.

Itz high time u wake up n taste d coffee gee, employ s1 who knows his onion in public image packaging n u wud be happier for it.

Soon enuf, ur keypad wudnt be big enuf to hid u


Congrats non theless

Abeyjide:
the havoc ncc is making is more than the benefit to consumers. Ncc regulating d price of services provided without condisering how it benefit the consumers.God help us.

Those r redundant lines. Besides, on d average, nigerians have two - 3 lines based on goody bag parrols. Subscribera didnt go any where, they just didnt see the need to streas registering a line they got cos of some bonus. Now d bonus is gone, to ur tents

When it comes to sensitive topics like this, my mind cant help but wander to d murderers that repents and live freely ever after.

David a man after God's heart? Wow!
Paul the greatest new testament preacher? Whoo!
Prodigal son forgiven? Wheeps!

And the list goes on.....

But the bottom line is, God's ways aint ours , and a truely repentant soul he cant cast out.

NB: no matter how large ur wrong r, a loving father he is, just whisper im sorry Lord n move on. Dont dwell on it for the devil wud always wano accuse u with same simply remind him uve been forgiven n he cant do notin abt it. Dont ever let him make u close ur mouth, closed mouths = closed destinies

U cant concentrate.
Humans aint made to lie work.

An old man does not learn how to use his left hand in his old age

pretydiva:
Have no idea

I do

the mind is d hub of life. It is the seat of tots. All u see on earth today r itz footprint.

You are who u r cos of ur tot pattern. And all ur actions r directed by it.

U wud get as far as u can imagine.

For it is Written" out of the abundance of the heart( imagimative prowess) the mouth speaketh (actions are carried out)