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aieromon:
Half time

MUN 1-1 BOU

Where did dis son of a mortal metamophosed from?

N why , of all things, is he reading half time score?

creamylicious:
lol

This laugh was expected long b4 jones jonsed


Another one please for d two goals we r about to score more

Kyase:
lol

Yea, we can afford to laugh cos we got this!

sirfee:
Man u 1 Bournemouth 1*Jones stupid defender

In these kinda land, they need not celebrate!

We come @ em wit everything!

Jones induced dynamics


3:1

bayocanny:
Mod, update the score line na abi wetin dey worry u

I think mukina2 is out wit xyenrise , for their pre weddig photoshot.

sirfee:
Sail on UNITED,jettison every hanging legs(haters).We are marching to the promise land singing the songs of victory.

It shall be permanent,what the lord has done for us it shall be permanent....till fade...

Seven shots. Four on target. One goal.


This is United!

creamylicious:
changia nu scores biko .... rojooooooo !!!!

Goal feels creamylicious!

sirfee:
Goaaaaaaal Man u 1 Bournemouth 0 Rojooooooooooooo

Swamp over them! No let up, no breathing space! Till their liver fails, legs leak n hope wanes!

This is United!

Any more question?

Ayokunleayoolashakirudeen:
Mata given all the time in the world, yet another rubbish end result.


Bournemouth keeper na cheat... how is the score still 0:0

Oh, we playing pes real time?

Kyase:
soon inside 31minutes

U smell goals !

To d Reds!

We shld be two up!

Kill dis game already boys!

Winning this game.

THis is where our lives changes up!
Our champs league spot cemented!

Our season , yea, just begun!

16 epl games unbeaten n yet sit on 6th on da constant?
We make an end to dah tonite!

sirfee:
SAy It LOUUUDErRR!

Lol!

Any louder, it wud lead to an avalenge of orgasmic proportion! Sweeping all rodents in its wake!

Lets let d haters live to taste our monstrous momentum now, shall we?

emzreus:
Lineups

Man U: De Gea;Valencia,Jones,Rojo,Shaw;Carrick,Pogba;Mata,Rooney,Martial;Ibrahimovic

Sub's: Romero,Blind,Smalling,Herrera,Lingard,Rashford,Fellaini

Bournemouth: Boruc; A. Smith, Cook, Mings, Daniels, Surman, Arter, Fraser,Pugh, King, Afobe.

Subs:Allsop, Cargill, B. Smith, Gosling, Ibe, Wilshere, Gradel.


Mareema harrdon get in here

Who iz that? @ bolded?

ItzWonderz:
As much as i hate Man u,,its 100% sure dey"re gonna win,,,but d funny tin is,,,dey"ll still b stuck at d 6th position on d league table,,

Obviously, you havent checked d epl table recently!
Update your brain's data bank.


Bloodz Remains Red!


3:0

Japhet04:
Hello gees, I have gotten into the biggest dillema of the week, there is this hot, curvy girl that i got her number through her friend, after calling her on the first day and telling her who I was, I called her again the next day but I noticed that each time I call she would always be sounding cold towards me, so I decided to call her again the next day but she did not pick after like three calls she flashed me back, i then sent her a message that read "Did u just give me a flash, so you cannot spend just 50 naira to call, are you that broke, you know, the first day we met I actually thought I saw something special in you and this goes beyond your face or whatever, it was something I thought made u stand out from the other girls I know, but the more I keep telling myself "try again she might be different" the more you keep thinking I am like the other guys who would call you 'fine girl', I guess that is the only thing that's there right?, a fine face.
its okay we learn everyday."

Oboy that was probably the biggest mistake of my life because after the she read the message she refused to pick my calls and when she finally picked she was very angry with me and was abusing me, she even told me to go fûck myself, after this I[b] started calling her [/b] to apologize but she won't have any of it, last night I told her I am sorry and I asked if she has forgiven me, she said yes then I asked if she has forgotten what I said to her, she said that she cannot just forget like that, i asked her if we can start afresh but she said that she cannot relate with someone like me that I don't know how to talk, that let me go and look for another girl then she hung up. I have not called her up till today,

pls guys what should I do next, I really like this girl, when I started talking to her with the nice guys approach she was welcoming but when I changed to the Casanova that was were my problems started with her and she became very unresponsive and aggressive to me.

Pls help out, what did I do wrong, how do I get her back.

HARDDON
LORDZERO
OBIOMON
OKWYPASCAL
USTEC
LILJBOY
RICHKAL

And the other gurus, sorry for the long write up.

Wow!
This is me crudely Speechless!

Im so angry wit u on her behalf ryt now, that even my ever ready, super collected brain has taken leave of me.



See all d Red Flag bolded?

pocohantas:
Fear guys
They'll know you're a side chick and they be like, "our wife, you have come? Anytime you no dey, this my man no dey get imsef. Shey you'll cook that your jollof rice for us?

Babe go dey blush, commot shoe, fold hair, start to cook...even commot pant join.
The Thunder that will fire all of una , e go gather muscle like Bassey

Winch!

CuteCeo:
God truly loves you bro

Brahahaha!!!!!

Now u made my ballz burst!

ibolomo:
Manchester United could not have played better than they did today, owing to the fact that they have had intensive fixtures for the past three weeks or so, both on weekdays and weekends.
Granted, they did not play to their full potential, but in the circumstances, they really tried by overcoming fatigue to pull a win.

true fan wud have noted the fact that we made 6 changes to d side that played on tues

ebenholer:
That is a poor analysis. A team that is tactically fine, frequent good run at mid-field and front line, which earned them three classical goals and u say nothing to glory about. Let's be fair enough. This team is going somewhere higher than where they are now.

Team has been on da rise, no doubt.

But today? Naha !

Back passses, sloppy passes, no flair/jell
No mid field, n we kept giving d ball away. No counter, sluggish

Been a fan shouldnt blunt brain , cloud mind, we were below par.

Hopefully, we get sharp by saturday.

Ustec:
BOSS..
up ManU..!lol

Have been injecting some punchlines into the blood stream of an average chick for a while now..

Only for me to wake-up this morning and saw this on my phone:

HER:I know your type of guy,..u re dog and a bitzch having numerous customers..!
I want someone I can trust nd who s faithful...

Then she BLOCKED ME...ouch..!
BOSS,do I stll have any chance with this girl nd how sir..!

I must confess boss,been really finding it hard to apply this drills on average chicks..they just want me to go singing praises into their heart...though they respond well to the fun jabs...!

I woke up n realised that u r a GAMER!

U r doing something very wrong young man!
N if u keep on like that, u r goin to hv more enemies than friendszzz!
U aint balancing d portion aryt n u sounding off as a an arrogant player.
N d fact that u dont add ur line to ur questions, makes it hard to help.

For now, u got to let that one be. Just roll on like nothing happened.

Dani4tech:
You're doing a great job here @op...I'll say mine is complicated... I'm not usually shy but when it comes to the ladies affair, I can shy for Africa!! I mean very very shy when it comes to talking to dem pretty ladies. Most peeps even bet on it whenever I tell them that I'm single . it's true that looks doesn't matter at times but I have to say I'm good looking, with a pink lips to match ...i'm 22 and there's no record of serious dating in my life. Even when it's obvious that a lady is crushing on me, throwing the green lights and all that, that fear still handicaps me...i've missed so many opportunities of dating cute girls I've been opportuned to meet. It has gotten to the extent that some of my crazy gees has started wondering if I was gay (they now termed me 'beautiful boy'...)
I decided to raise this alarm because there's this hot girl in all ramifications that packed into my neighborhood and I fell for her....
I just need a guide on the first step to take...
I don't want this one to slip away from me. Thanks
cc: HARDDON

Hi, just like Ustec said, we have dealt wit Shy guyS drill on dis thread. Do urself gud to read up.

A quick one though: You are your greatest problem now. U need to focuS on getting over ur shynes first!

What are u? Half man half woman?
I dont just get how a guy, wit huge ballz inbtw his legs wud be shy. That is a trait of ladieS not men!

Talk2Bella:
loool maka gini

I said one day na

that day is yet to come

Daz not my bone of contention

DonCortino:
They played the best they could after not being well rested from their europa game.

Impostor!

They played nada! Didnt show up n that excuse is just lame!

Btw,
If u dont d meaning of impostor, go consult an oracle.
#urherebyignored


#BloodRemainsRed

Talk2Bella:
one day I go just strong mind watch this show

Im disappointed

DonCortino:
Na ur fellow chelshit fans give u those 2 likes. Impostor fake fan!

I ? I chelshyt fan?

Dude r u hY?


So in ur warped mind, united played to half dier ability?
Did u even watch d match?

iluvpomo:
Now this is a Man U fan I respect. You expect better from them given their history.
Enjoy your cup win.

History meant nothing today.
It was about a simple hunger from d players.

It was about the world record hair stylist showing up n balling .

It was about simple passes, not d scatter gun we had. Effortless goals.
It waS about midfield gelling n not erratic like we had.
It was about defenders closing down swiftly n not spread de gea's flat a33 like spandex on maimi beach to be poked @ n poroused!

The only gain i get , even after all d investments, is beautiful futbal leading to sublime goals not grinding out wins. Even if u have to, play me some sexy ball !

Berbierklaus:
That is if you allow people interfere in your relationship.

Love and mutual understanding is all that matters,my friend is dating someone she is 3 years older than and theirs is the best relationship I've seen so far.

Sure, because he is basically @ her beck n call.

#Perfect!


@ op, the disadvantages wit this kinda roll , out weighs d lil advantages there might be.

Even men, 10 years older thAn their wifys hv issues dealing wit d subtle nature of women let alone one that is now older n more experienced.


How do u deal?

Guys, u can date dem, never stick in for the long haul! Aint worth it unless ofcos, she is extra special.
Even @ that, u hv to be balanced n know wen to place ur foot down on issues.

tishbite41:
Glory glory Man United

I thank God.

Aint nothing for United to glory about!

Play waS shyty!
No cohesion, game plan, attacking flair, courage , Nothing!

Im still too pissed to realise we won!

HARDDON:
One Voice
One sound
One Soul
One Club

This is Man United!

We take no prisoners

The Bloodz Remains Red!

3:1 final Score! Make me proud boys!

Well, they've scored their only goal. We finish this now