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RedRubberDucky:
[color=crimson] that's it!!!! I'm changing my moniker. These little jokes I've been gettingbfrom u folks are not funny[/color]

Ur moniker? Tot ur dp is more enchanting?

Imagine ur red ducky in a jacuzzi all soapy!

RedRubberDucky:
[color=crimson]an this guy stole my spot on front page shall u be paying me back?[/color]

Yea, wit a pink pickled duck

That is an upgrade on liberia men now!

0:4

The blood Remains Red

chidexxy007:
Na everything una go complain? He's part of the squad and these are the kind of matches he's suppose to be playing..

Im not onE that enjoys slitting heirs on some trivia talks, i dont fance futbal brawls just to show off who in balling terms more versed.

My ealier post was not a complain, every true man u fan knows this. Lingard is a waste of space. He has been here for too long for his balling levels. It'd b beta he's sold n we promote one a dem hawt young bloodz

JayKayMaybachz:
I fucking hate Lingard

Tot i was d only one

Like fella, i dont know what mou sees in lingard!

Dont ghe eit twisted : Love has nothing to do wit Luv making!

Lovely ,! However, i hold this false until i see them in their nysc uniforms !


Hungry bloggers be brewing fake news since 18BC

Augustap:
Poverty has rather blinded you, as you don't know the difference between a male and female

Do u comprehend wit ur bum n shyte wit ur head?

If tht is d case, my response was for d meme u used n has nothing to do wit ur person, so ur reply to this shld be an unReserved apology for the slight

Btw, I feed hundreds like u monthly.......dont get it twisted

Men are trying ..


So this is some1's wify? Wit no consolation course what soever? Nothing to look unto on her body n have a lil hope?

Augustap:

Mehn, how i so hate that pixs, poverty is writen all over his face like tatoo

How lame! Just say: no man wit a D1ck is ever faithful

Men, no ladies wit a pair of this is ever faithful

4Ft2"

Nah!

It depends on d weapon deployed!

Some weapon restructure lives n u cant just count dem as 1, more like 10

Ustec:
Like seriously!?

She's gonna do all that in the 1st approach.

U dis BOSS ehn.!
Na CHARM u dey use ni?

Dont forget to give us somthing related to this on the aproach drill o.!

HEFNER is a no mere man,he deserves the award.!

Approach? Qhat a tensed official name: i dont approach ladies, i only give em d privilege of meeting me n i hv first time convo wit em like we've known for years!
Yea, thatz the charm.

Wit this, it always feels like a dream afterwards

Ustec:
BOSS''
Am still waiting..!way forward

The way forward is Forward.

Is onE of our erudite minds turning a cry baiby?

WEn u r faced wit a brick , u think up solutions...
THe trait of intelligent minds

Raine80:
You are beyond redemption

Redem wor?

Only terrible kissers need fhat.


U sound like one

Adasun:
nop mehn,they ar buying dat suya for me.am da chief officer of suya control

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they ar guilty of eating suya using their teeth. and for their jaw dancing sekeemising .



and da only way for them not to spend da night out in suya krikri is for them to hehehehe

She buys u lunch, take away, buh u already full, so u tuk it home n gave it to your dog

Most virgins r crude n utterly rude.
They just talk as dier soul leads without thinking, without blinking ...


But you wudnt blame em because , @ dis stage, they r half guys, half ladies. Infact the testosterone level is way higher than d oestrogen which is supressed. This makes them behave more like guys!

They dress anyhow, sendless, lack that gentle feminine touch n totally forgets there is something called b00ty n B00bs attached to their body.

But once they have been accessed, the real lady emerge she become more aware of her feminity , now get conscious wen guys r arround, refraim from been loud, her shape starts sprouting n have this glow on her wit a twikle in her eyes ! Ready to melt into d arms of d one she luvs!
This is when she thinks more n most likely to acquire d extra oil thingy

Just one picture n u surmoning d principalities of nl?


Btw, she looks gud, wud hv looked perfect wit dat somebody by her side

Talk2Bella:
a man and a woman can sleep on the same bed without doing the do lool

The way ladies watch each other's back, however blindly, is alarming n most times amusing !



Bella isnt worth advising a chicken wen it comes to RnR let alone a human.

Imagine d parochial response! Imagine the male hoodwonking sway lines even in d face of all d RED FLAGS she is swinging!
#Smh@BellE

May he neva be found!

And this is the end of u lying demons .

This is the end of the road for any demon involved in this lie from d pit of hell!

For is written : touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm!

For having d impetus to robe my Dad David Ibiyeomie in this spurious tale, I pronounce judgement , this moment, on all involved! U all pay with your lives!

And any1 that dares quote me to spew thrash, you are visited also with same portion this moment!
Plagues in your family

HARDDON:
Ammo: Use her, things around her, things she is holding, the way she is walking, what she is eating etc... to fun jab. Aint no other way for me

These are what i use n bliv me, they mostly bring them out. Apart from few that lack sense of humour, wherent in d right frame of mind to talk etc ( i simply smh n say, " if only she knows" n move on)

ON DAH STREET ROLLS:
I was taking a walk on the country side when i saw her ahead with this 4" tipped heel shoe! I tot to myself, daz ma cue. N i hurried to catch up wit her , pari persu , we were n i swung after she picked mah frgrance.

Me: Wow ( i said sacastically lookin down @ her shoes)
She noticed, looked down @ her own legs n smiled
She: what? With a smile ( feeling uneasy)
me: from behind , it looks like u were gono fall any moment. N i rushed down to catch d special moment on cam for my online fans ( lol)

She: ( bent laughing, wobbling n actually almost fell, b4 she cud say a thing, i swiftly reached forth n held her hands like i dont trust she can stay any longer on her two feet)

Me: see what i was? ( we resumed walking). This shoe has no centre of gravity n must be an unreliable piece of fashion.

She: no, .does, u were d one that made me wobble

Me: yea, put d blame on me, im Akon's elder brother.
She : lol
Me: So what is that on ur hands? ( she had a pair of flip flops wrapped in a pack)
She : oh , this? my flats.
Me: u mean flip flops? Arrh! Why do u guys even bother @ all?

She: about what?

me: why do u bother spending so much on dese hills when all u do is dress up, wear it, take shots, remove it n wear ur flats in d car, then wear it back to step into d venue, snap n do notice me, then ditch it for ur flats wen sitted?

She: they hurt, wen u wear em for too long, so u hv to switch like that.

HARDDON:
SENERIO 1: WALKING ON THE STREET ALONE AT NIGHT/ GENERALLY WALKING ON THE STREET

REAL LIFE CONVO: DROPPING LON , GHEHIN THE DIGITS AND GHEHIN OUT!

Ammo: Use her, things around her, things she is holding, the way she is walking, what she is eating etc... to fun jab. Aint no other way for me

These are what i use n bliv me, they mostly bring them out. Apart from few that lack sense of humour, wherent in d right frame of mind to talk etc ( i simply smh n say, " if only she knows" n move on)

2dice01:
ok bro what do you think is remaining to learn..

Frankly?
Alot!

But wit what we hv here already, d smart ones can run wit it. There is nothing like descovering truth for urself having had a spring board

If i officially learnt half of what is here, wit d way itz laid out, i think i wud hv dated alot of forbes female Billionaires in their youngers years!

I wud hv ousted Hugh Hefner as d ladies' man of d 21st century! 007' J BonD wud hv been tutoted by yours truEly

Ustec:
Was chatting with one,..I said something nd she drop this..

HER: here's whats annoying, right now you are the only broke guy am chatting with yet the most annoying. I'm not usually selective nor discriminate people but its dis kind of attitude that makes me keep my distance. why d actual rich guys are nice and respecting themselves, you are here fooling yourself. better luck with the next girl.

HARDDON nd d gurus in the house, make una help me out o,..I must not loose this super hot chick o..am still thinking of what 2 reply her...

Dont ask me y she said am broke o..lol

About a lady been defensive, i can assuredly tell u, u spiked d defense mechanism by wrongly mixed fun jab.

Or outright crudeness.

In picking ur way tru a bomb mine , u must not step on one.

U must learn to fly , like d Blackbird, undetected by radars while wrecking havoc .

Buh, as one still wobbling, this is expected.

U already knew what u said wasnt very kul hence u cudnt say it here

Ustec:
VIDEO??
I think u have to enroll for internship program b4 u can get dat from D BOSS!!

U that cant even drop a link or a name of ur FREE E-book.!

NICE ONE.THOUGH.!

The assistant pastor always feels he can preach better that d presiding pastor until he is giving the opportunity.

peterpen:
Abt the test stuff, itz easier chatting up a girl online and using these drills buh chatting up a girl via text and using these drills is something am not yet conversant with and something you have not dealt with... And like Ustec experienced, chatting up a girl who is so defensive via text wuld be hard cis they wuld always try to rebuff ur sassyness & wit..

Peter? Wor iz shades? Text is text. U hv tinking liberty.

About a lady been defensive, i can assuredly tell u, u spiked d defense mechanism by wrongly mixed fun jab.

Or outright crudeness.

In picking ur way tru a bomb mine , u must not step on one.

U must learn to fly , like d Blackbird, undetected by radars while wrecking havoc