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5. Get home, show em the rest room, let them freshen up. And give em ur long mallam nighty. Or jean n tshirt ( we dont care!) unless of cos they ask for ur shorts n siglet.

U roll into d rest room, freshen up, b4 u come out, most of em wud be lying facin the wall already! Some wud wait for u to come out n jump on u. Some wud be watching stuff on the tv, some wud be dancing to d slow sounds, some wud have located d wine bar n helping themselves out, some wud be in the kitchen looking for quick chops

However they are, ball out of the rest room n go to bed(sendless) Unless if she is dancing (joint her) or jumps on u wen u (well, u need no rocket scientist to foretell) roll out.


I have never left the comfort of my bed to sleep on the couch or the floor. Or the sitting room or anywhere else!

Only Nice idiatic guys, that cant control their boys down there, do that! n only pseudo relationship experts wud advise that!

I sleep on my bed. Many a great ish has Nice guys missed!

@Goodnificent

4. After a couple of outings, u can use that message on step 3 to bring em home.
What i use sometimes, after night out, drinking , dancing n having fun generally, even playing ping pong, table soccer or joy riding, hold em by their hands n say "i think that would do for one night, let's go, i totally hY n tired" this is arround 1am or 2am.

Where do u think we are heading towards?



You should know that Rich Kids, are very bossy, balanced n boring but very easy to win over wit these drills. Except few of them that lacks sense of humour.

U need to be very assertive, never try to impress or please em. They r tired of guys kissing up to them every time. They want something different.

Note: they r not people u take to fast foods or movies, they've been having those all their lives! They can do wit something different!


I take these type.to

1. bush meat n palmwine joints

2. games , public viewing centres

3. To mama put, let them taste what firewood soup taste like
4. Canoe riding, screw speed boat

5. Swimming

The idea is : take em to strange fun places that they dont know exist or havent been to. Teach them something new everytime
Write ur letters across the tablets of their hearts.

Goodnificent:
Baba Harddon
You be d realest. Bleep all dose tips white folks dey give us e no dey work 4 our 9ja bae(s) ..you go call girl morning and night,carry her show good life,tell her wetin she wan hear(@ least Wetin you think say she wan hear) and she sef go tell you D Magical "I love You" (Nice guys food ) . You go dey happy say U dan get girlfriend ..when you check her Phone she use "Alhaji Bringy Bringy " save ya number
Baba you b life saver.. Thank You 4 Everything.. Ah 4 like share Ma tales of tales but Man it's too long(different types of soft humans).


There's dis rich kid With an attitude in Ma department that took me a week to get after covering 30pages Of drills (maybe na VC wife me go dey Bleep after ah digest d remaining 58+pg).. She dey craze 4 me and me like her too
Ah wan date her(She's worth it) but Ah need a way to ask her out!way no go sound needy and way me no go lose ma balls(knw asking a girl out is a very risky game)

If you have read up to 30pgs, i think we treated how to roll physical alRready.


I tot guys wud have decoded this message i have been imbedding by now. Since alot still have issues wit it, let me say it plainly:

These are the subtle yet effective steps we take:

1. Meet, drop a line of note, get d digits, ghe out

2. Contact em( chat, talk), fun jab nonstop , create attraction wit that. Be un predictable, stift, confident. We usually advise newbies to make sure u use this medium to break all barriers b4 ever goin to step 3.

3. Set up a meet..... "hey dinner is serving @ this address by 6:30pm, one minute late, u wudnt be let in, ok, bye" . Have dinner, go the chilling spots n dance. Do fun things together.

She wud naturally get the message! They already know.

There is something u shld know: when u are fun to be wit, u keep em on their toes everytime n they go laughing heartily,they naturally wano have u for keeps! They wudnt wano lose u. U r in charge, this unerves them, cos they seem not to know whatz happening, this is what it means by sweeping em off their feet, they can go to any lenght to please u, they aint in charge n they hate it. This is why they naturally start throwing @ u test lines, to steal the control knob. If u fail the tests on the constant, u kill d spark n they begin to witdraw from u. U become boring , u lose fervour n ur flavour. That attractive light dims n dies. They start ignoring u. N u r at a lose what could have gone wrong!



SENSE PILL: 90

Real men dont bother asking ladies out, they live life that pulls ladies to them. N a hunter needs not use a double barrel to kill a chicken that is already in the home stead

(Hope some1 understands that)

HRich:
Southampton will beat Manchester United

Southampton have had more rest than United

Manchester United just came back from France and will look tired

I will celebrate more if Southampton wins

Yesterday's battle has no bearing on today's Victory !

One Voice
One sound
One Soul
One Club

This is Man United!

We take no prisoners

The Bloodz Remains Red!

3:1 final Score! Make me proud boys!

dollyjoy:
Most seemingly "big girls' live very depressed lives. They just manage to keep up their fake lifestyles to avoid mockery from folks like "ME"


I'd rather cut my cloth according to my size!!

Yea, sure, beta be urself than live for d public eyes! Even d so called celebrities, @ d offshoot, do everytin to get fame, then wen they do get famous, do everything to keep off d camera ! Twisted



Cut your coat according to ur size?
What if ur size is bigger than ur cloth?

It rather should read: cut ur coat according to ur cloth.

Harbosede02:
Is it not men

They will still cheat!

What a warped mentality!

You shall hv whatsoever u say!



Be it unto u!

Men cheat for 3 reasons n 3 reasons alone:

1) Stolen Waters, tastes sweeter ( we r explorers by nature n wudnt pass off a big burst of adrenaline! )

2)Stale, sparkless, boring life/s3xlife. Imagine planing how many times a month he can blow his own wify. Imagine all d sweet nonesence of dating turned to school feestalks, work n feeding d fam n probably nagging from d wify!
Who wudnt seek solace elsewhere?

3) lack of self control! Yea , some1 said we aint babies that needs to be put on leash n i agree , but what explanation wud u give to a man who cant just hold his eyes even in front of his wify! ?
Most men r nothing but Babes that needs baby sitting.


Op, your points r cogent but d race is not to d swift, neither d battle to d strong but of the Lord who showeth mercy!
Most cheating aint ordinary! Cos d enemy knows that if d family is kul, d society wud be, so he fights tooth n nail. He knows that d payer of a husband n wify gets easily answered so he puts a wedge.
We shouldnt be ignorance of his devices.


To d single ladies,
All these struggles can be avoided By marrying a man after God's heart. ( ask God to bring hm)
N praying to God to keeping him steadfast on him
For if the Lord watcheth not over the city, the watchWoman watcheth in vain

yea, i know that feeling. i know, all things been equal, you wudnt hesitate to run back to your first guy! four years is no beans, u have taking time to know each other and you just blend like bread and butter. its never easy to let go of this kinda soul.


no matter how much you love the new guy, he cant get to you like the first, yea, i just know.
new guy wud keep floating even if you end up marrying him. first guy wud forever have a huge chunk of your heart.


my solution? simple. if the first has got it locked down and his pocket is sound, marry him. probability of having ss is 1 in 4. he should be ready to spend big each time you take in( know of a guy and his wify that took this kinda risk, they have three kids now no ss and theyve hanged up, the only ish is she get flown out few weeks into preggy) . world have advanced in such a way that there are ways to check the genotype of a baby few weeks in and have it terminated if ss.


but then, you can always marry the new guy if he aint solid.

be careful though not to go cheating with first guy wen u are married, cos he can swing you soft , he knows all your weak spots,

ON DAH STREET ROLLS:

me: hello blacky( this is my LINE OF NOTE. did i tell you im chocolate in colour? well i am and here i was calling a fair creamy fanta, blacky! that draws laughter alot, ooze confidence)
she: (with a smile) what? you have got to be kidding me.
me: ( with a wiry smile) kidding you? like you havent checked the mirrow lately? you are so dark that you would need to shine your teeth @ night b4 your guy can tell where you are!

she: i cant imagine! see pot calling kettle black. lol
me: huh? if i was as dark as you are, i wud have started bleaching since last year so that by now, i know i wud have achieved some result!
she: you must be a clown! ( she stretched out her hand to compare with mine thinking that i must be so hY )
me: no, dont come close, i dont want you to stain me with you colour ( we walking)
she: crack crack crack! (msg poped into her phone and she made to check it, then i saw her pix on her wall paper)
me: hey, who is that on your wall paper? is she you friend? she so fair! LET ME SEE ( i practically collected the phone from her like some1 she has known for so long)
She: yes she is my friend that looks exactly like me! ( she said sarcastically, i wasnt having none of that as i examined the )

to be continued

Mrluv:
hardon you know want advice me abi no problem may be me i ooffend you

nopes, no offense, do yourself some good and read the beginning of the thread.
how can a man who iz worth his balls be following a lil lady around like he doesnt have better things to do?

Japhet04:
HARDDON you are the best, I used this drill on her and after ignoring most of her calls I decided to make my identity known to her, after this she was trying to form bellicose saying things like 'so it is even you that was disturbing me like that', but I was not going to take that for an answer after all the stress I went thru to get her number,

So I decided to string another drill, I sent her a message that read "I'm going to pay you a visit this evening, so that I'll report to your parents because of your bad manners so that they can spank that your small ass, you have a lot to learn..."

O boy you would not believe what happened afterwards, this girl that I have not seen for up to three weeks came to class in search of me but told me she came to use the library, when I saw her there was this wide intriguing smile on her face as she was recounting the messages I sent to her, funny enough after i saw and talked with her I then saw her leaving for home meaning she came solely for me.

I know I have got her fascinated, right now I feel like a boss.

Thanks bro.

@ bolded, this one time you got away with it, but dont do that again! you killed the fun the moment you did that and it wud automatically activate the BITCHY air if you really stressed her!

by the way, the way, kudos to the way you handled the situation like a real man! unperturbed by some spoilt brat trying to form sezy

dont get needy on us now, keep keeping her on her toes, fun jab is the way on

Ustec:
THANK YOU HARDDON
To me you're like an angel, sent by God above,
To cleanse my soul of sadness, and fill it with love.
You are my inspiration and I want to thank you,
For without you, I don't know what I would do.
You've changed my life around,
And turned my frown upside down.
You have showed me the way,
So that I will never STRAY.
For this I want to thank you again,
For staying close by and being a HELPER..!
And to end this off I just wanted to say,
That if you need a friend,
I'll be there till the very end.
© JJ. James

what a poem! lol!

so this is how you have been singing love to gurls huh? u keep repeating it until they fzone u?

btw, im glad you honing your skills with Ladies, one more skill you got to hone is in flows! ( gud lines move ladies' minds. men respond to what they see, women respond to touch and words)
you have to learn how to sit within the clouds and pelt the heart of humanity with dripping lines, sexy rhymes
seat in supper with the gods and chew on words' kolanuts, crack walnut

Yea, here is to my Quiet Quill


and hey, all thanks to God for life, for ladies and for lines!

so the northern president had a hand, enrichin his fellow almajiris!
nw osidanjo jst reversed it all.

no joy?

N i was pissed? Mine was way better then!

Made calls free for close to a month!


N hey op, been a prestige member isnt neccessarily about the amount uve spent so far!

It is about been loyal to them tru d yearS.
We made them who they r today!

The price of our sim back then, is more than enuf to open a sim card mega store today!

Times wen ntw was so erratic , u make a cAll for 1 Sec , call drops but ur 50bucks is swiftly dEducted !

Call ntw so bad but the deducting computer was nva afected

Bloody kids with a formatted , worn out sponge for brain

HARDDON:
If she respond to d msg wit "who is this please?"

Wait a while then reply wit: wow, my own woman asking me such a question? Wow. N here i am trying to get her some stuffs! Ok, since ive been replaced, Bye!"

She wud call n call , plead n prob, u aint having none of it!

hey, while @ it, u must make sure ur true caller la active! Dont be caught off guard

HARDDON:
We usually advise newbies to toll d msg lane to avoid getting bland n running out of tots on calls. Call is more tasking n too instant . msg gives u time to think or even run here for ideas

If she respond to d msg wit "who is this please?"

Wait a while then reply wit: wow, my own woman asking me such a question? Wow. N here i am trying to get her some stuffs! Ok, since ive been replaced, Bye!"

HARDDON:
She wud call back immediately!

Ignore it. tru out that day! suspensez

Or after a while of her calling, send her a msg : '
" hi, cant talk right now, msg only, ok bye"

We usually advise newbies to toll d msg lane to avoid getting bland n running out of tots on calls. Call is more tasking n too instant . msg gives u time to think or even run here for ideas

HARDDON:
Or

" vanilla or banana, which wud u rather hv?"

Or

" a gold neckchain or three sets of VS lingerie?"

" make up kit or lingeria?"


" where wud u rather we spend d suma, D bahamas or dubai?"



Why wudnt she cal?

She wud call back immediately!

Ignore it. tru out that day! suspensez

Or after a while of her calling, send her a msg : '
" hi, cant talk right now, msg only, ok bye"

HARDDON:
Your voice hv to be sonorous!
U know that kinda voice u hear n u just dont want em to hang up? Yea!

I have been faced wit countless situations like that! I mostly win em over. But d few that aint worth it, im always d first to drop d call!

The bellicose ones aint worth
The crude ones aint worth it
The humourless ones aint worth it
The ones that cant string a fun jab convo aint worth.

If a gurl can be belligrent to a stranger she knows not, what r u doing wit her?

Usually i wud send a hook/suspense message they wud usually call back cos of d way d msg is structured:

"Thanks for abandoning me wit three kids n time travelling to planet earth wit a fallen star. Ive come to get u home......( insert her name her, skin colour, height, cup size n any other crazy detail, den sit back n relax , she must call)"


Or

"Remind me ur shoe size again, size 30 or 40?"

Or

" what has been happening? Your b00bs r getting smaller, your eyes bigger n neck longer?!"

Or

"So u have been cheating on me? After all we been tru?!"

Or

" vanilla or banana, which wud u rather hv?"

Or

" a gold neckchain or three sets of VS lingerie?"

" make up kit or lingeria?"


" where wud u rather we spend d suma, D bahamas or dubai?"



Why wudnt she cal?

Japhet04:
so I have finally gotten this girls number from her friend, who told me not to tell her who I got it from.

pls liljboy what is the best way to call or message a girl whose number you got from her friend, I can't chat cause she's not on WhatsApp,
pls I don't want to do it in a way that she will think I am unserious.


Harddon
Okwypascal
Ustec

Your voice hv to be sonorous!
U know that kinda voice u hear n u just dont want em to hang up? Yea!

I have been faced wit countless situations like that! I mostly win em over. But d few that aint worth it, im always d first to drop d call!

The bellicose ones aint worth
The crude ones aint worth it
The humourless ones aint worth it
The ones that cant string a fun jab convo aint worth.

If a gurl can be belligrent to a stranger she knows not, what r u doing wit her?

Usually i wud send a hook/suspense message they wud usually call back cos of d way d msg is structured:

"Thanks for abandoning me wit three kids n time travelling to planet earth wit a fallen star. Ive come to get u home......( insert her name her, skin colour, height, cup size n any other crazy detail, den sit back n relax , she must call)"


Or

"Remind me ur shoe size again, size 30 or 40?"

Or

" what has been happening? Your b00bs r getting smaller, your eyes bigger n neck longer?!"

Or

"So u have been cheating on me? After all we been tru?!"

Ustec:
BOSS....
I was talking to one yesterday night..I noticed she was looking at me seductively nd I wasn't rily expecting anything cos she's somehow a target practice...

so I said: this one that you are looking @ me like you wanna have me all to yourself this night...you have to try harder...

the response was:
HER:Have you as how,..to do what?

I just went blank,so I spin..

BOSS I know there is something she wants me to say and what not to say..
what's ur take on that

She doesnt want u to say anything! She said that to put u off balance! N boy did she succeed!
U swung a ballfull line n snapped her outa her tot line, she retured d favour, n u chickened out!
See how ladies can easily detect real from fakes?


Next time, u dont run to me wit your tail inbtw ur legs rather, u roll real

SHe: hv u as how? ....to do what?
U: oh so ur eyes got mind of their own? Well, they're so wet n wanting, trying to suduce me.

Or ask her:
U: how many times hv u done it?
she : dont what?
U:raped me in ur mind? Ur eyes got speaks volumes! Lol

Geonigga:
Eating church money without paying tax. FG should enact law that will mandate churches to pay tax.

How much tax are imams paying?

Btw, poc, real pastors dont touch church money!

They live on God's salary.

freeborn76:
This is unreasonable...we are been reactive as usual. Majority of the South Africans here provide legit services and create employment in their thousands for Nigerian nationals; most Nigerians in S.A. on the other hand are involved in drug peddling and other vices. Abeg, let's stop this senseless reactive diplomacy. You chase out 3000 South Africans, they chase out 3 million Nigerians, whose loss? The focus of the FG should be creating an enabling environment for Nigerians to thrive here

What a warped mentality!

U aint worth d brain u carry about!
Daz if there is any!

geekybabe:
Who send them? They start a stupid fight that they cant finish. Putting thousands of nigerian lives in SA at stake.

Instead of them to protest crappy education in nigerian unis, and protest exorbitant fees, they are giving empty threats. Misguided students.

The SA you are protesting, hundreds of nigerians have benefited from free tuition and bursaries in their schls.

I'm just pissed.

If u hv nothing reasonable to spill, go n change ur leaking diapers!

Arsenalholic:
Harvest of brides

Not one fair one

Itz b e a u ti ful nonetheless!

Pastor should have split em into batches or was he eyeing guiness book of record thing?

Adasun:
harddon,leave dat kid na haba!! Strenght wey u go use yarn things,u dey waste am for person wey no fit get balls to open a thread,he doesn't even knw where to start frm.

Ive bin ignoring him, he keeps getin on my face n space.
There is a limit to everything.

N sometimes, u got to place ppl where dey belong

thesuave10:
You are smart bro.
Books and online tutorials do not give enough. By the way we are in the 21st century, the world is becoming more and more visual and practical. USA is better than Nigeria in medicine for example because of the practical aspect. Almost anything can be possible in theory but go out and do it and see for yourself. It's only through you'll understand faster and grasp the concepts. In fact you'll form better lines and better techniques than myself. There's a saying : "tell me I know, show me I remember" . Action speak louder than words. You must practice to be perfect. The major difference between naturals (like myself) and the so called pick up artist(people that studied chyking) is practice. Naturals literally walk on water because they've been doing it for so long it's now a part of them. Books and online tutorials are very helpful but they don't show you everything Like Body language, Eye contact, voice tonality, facial expression etc. Books and online stuffs will only help people with previous social experience and skills. A complete newbie will learn very little

#peace

Enuf with the big big Talks already boy!
You all SO SO and no GO GO

Guess the pdf you promised earlier on, which you never dropped, is in MP4 format huh?

Even common thread u cant open yet, like ur nothern president , you go promising things you cant offer.

You cant even string together one good answer to any question so far, be beating about d bush wit vids talk.
A chick that wuD grow into a cock is spotted the very day itz hatched.

By the few lines you have dropped here, itz obvious you have no experience teaching a toad let alone human.

For your info this is free intro n there is a paid version n advance package to these drills.



Do u even have any idea what it takes to roll scroll?


When u have learnt how to wash your boxers n expunged this pseudo airs of yours, come id teach u where a woman's honey spot is free of charge, Till then, buzz off my freaking thread!