Let me wait here and read other comments I will talk latter

I don't know who's going to win, but I know who's NOT going to win. Obviously, Oke just like Agbaje in Lagos isn't ok #OndoDecides

I don't know who's going to win, but I know who's NOT going to win. Obviously, Oke just like Agbaje in Lagos isn't ok #OndoDecides

Aketi is Loosing...
Oke is the only way

And when this Comic series ongoing in Ondo confuses INEC sote dey print Name of wrong candidate on Ballot paper some people will still say it's APC's fault.

AkupeMBANO:
fayose is greater than awolowo. he's the legitimate jagaban of the west.

What are You smoking?
Which West?
Northwest and Southwest of where?
Jagaban of Ekiti might suffice sha?

is it just me or has anyone e
lse also noticed why Aregbesola and his southwest bro

Baba God help me make I make my Billions too....PhD in Money making, Harvard University is my next

Who dem EPP.....
My school Lautech don dey on 5months strike before this one, nothing changes Aregbesola and Ajimobi are cowards

Blackberry was popular all through the year....All about WhatsApp not working anymore

Because they understand that people would read the summary and not the whole thesis from Genesis to revelation

Taryur3:
Lols...APC won't even grow an inch in rivers state.kudos to my amiable Governor. I don't care what haters may say...I just Love Wine even if he is wrong.lol

Only God knows the OTA pia pia wine you are high on to be bold enough to spew this level of shit

Up next make Akala too con Lecture for Lautech

And that was then.....>>>>>>>Fast forward to 2016 El-rufai has grown to be Atiku's greatest headache

Okay I will tell my little sister that fights everyday to sit in the front sit like she will die of she didnt

I bet the mover of that bill did so only to spite Amaechi because I don't see where the fund will come out from habi no be inside this economy wey Bubu has to leave the other room seeking to go borrow loan finance a budget

OK but let Jagaban and Co horts talk first

I think he is joking but I'd like to believe he is for real

Copied:
The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.

The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.

Then...

They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!

Welcome to #MMM.The world of Monkeys!

Oke definitely has Tinubu's backing and a test run for the new alignment Jagaban is rumoured to be making reclaiming his South West back

gebest:
I stand with AKETI

Do you still need TB Joshua to tell you it's the wrong guy. There is no way in this world AKETI will win Ondo state without jagaban. It will shock you how Ondo will go OKE's way.
#iamayorubabeforeibecameaNigerian
#iamforTinububeforeitooksidewithApc

Now saint Jibrin is fighting to make common sense. You better take the bigger pill these Cabal big pass what you can bring down.

Ok but I hope they do it right this time so they don't have to dedicate chunk from the budget again for it next year.[color=#000099][/color]

fiizznation:
APC will mercilessly beat PDP in ondo state, this am very sure of. Tinubu in his overbearing world thinks the APC won't clinch ondo state without his input, but he will be surprised.

Oke will so flawlessly defeat this Guy.
Akeredolu will most likely win as Governor of Owo and not Akure just like Omisore won as Governor of Ife and not as the state of Osun's governor.

Davido My guy. The biggest naija artist with no real talent. You just wonder how e got where he his.No big impact songs unlike starboy or Badoo. Quote me and God punish you. #shabalaba #gbagbeoshi

Mimiko and his boy will sponsor protests until either oke or Akeredolu wins the Election and come out to cry foul. obviously Jimoh is just a participant e no fit even smell close to second

okay

I do the needful

This piece below is written by me as reflection of my personal belief on the subject matter, an opinion which for a fact you don't have to make or pretend to align with yours.‎
The need to speak my mind on the topic "is God a Muslim or a Christian" became necessary after I got black eyed yesterday while some of my friends thread the path of violence in forcing the other to believe God is a religious being and for a fact belongs to his belief community while juxtaposing on the subject topic. ‎
The text of this piece were written from the influence on a memoir of Mahatma Gandhi on Religion and his famous one liner "God does not have a religion"‎
I expect Civility in the Commentary and the Conception of this piece, please refrain from use of Banters or abusive words.


"God did not create even one of the many religions we have, men did."‎
Each founder of a particular religion looked within themselves and saw God, and interpreted what they saw as a revelation of how to live and worship him. They were then able to convince others into believing that THEY alone had God's undivided attention and that everyone should believe as they do;
BUT just because someone says, "God told me how to worship him", doesn't make it so. Each person who claims to have been given "the word" from God, interpreted their revelations according to their own subjective beliefs. For all we know each may have been given the exact same message, but interpreted it differently. Most religions claim to be inspired by the same God. With many saying, "my religion is the only TRUE religion" and the more fanatical religions say, "God will punish you if you don't believe in what I believe in".
I do not see how anyone who knows there is a God could truly believe that he would damn the majority of the population of this world to purgatory automatically. Therefore, it is impossible for me to believe that there is only one true religion. If so, then most of us are going straight to Hell.
‎As a species we constantly try to find something, anything that will explain human existence, why we are here, and our place in it; but it must be tangible for us to accept it. We are social beings and must be able to see it, touch it, and be a part of it in order to believe in it, Organized religion fills that need. We organize ourselves into groups of like-minded individuals, who have basically the same beliefs, and call it a religion.
The majority of people never actually chose their own religion,‎for the majority of us, religion is not a choice, it is a birthright. My parents are Muslims so I must grow up to be one except I'd love to labelled as a bastard. I apologize to that small percentage of you who have actively chosen your religion because it fits your beliefs and your spiritual needs.
Even though I truly believe that all religions have something worthwhile to teach, but each of us ultimately decides what we will believe in and what we will not. It doesn't matter what religion you are a part of, I guarantee that there are certain tenets of your religion that you disagree with. That's because YOUR beliefs are subjective and are actually only between you and God, and no one else. The religion you are a part of simply fulfills MOST of your spiritual needs, but not all. It is just comforting being in an organized religion where we know that everyone who honestly adheres to most of our religions beliefs will be blessed and allowed into heaven.‎
In the end though, you will answer to God, not your religion, for your belief.

It is my opinion that Our God is tolerant of all religions and Just Maybe He DOES NOT Have a Religion Himself !!! 

Piece Written By: 
Adegbite Adedamola
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Would that change the Fact that Mikel Slowbi would still come and boss the boxed up Naija mid-field

Students of Ladoke Akintola University of technology took to the streets of Lautech to protest, over the death of a fellow colleague.
The victim was said to have died as a result of negligence of duty by workers of the school health centre facility after he slumped without contact at Lautech International College field just less than 5 minutes in to play as he was introduced as central defender in a match between 400level and 300level students of the department of Chemical engineering.

The vicitim identified to be Fatai is a part 4 student of Chemical Engineering (CHE) was said to be perfectly alright as he was introduced to the match but report reaching us suggests he was short of air before he collapsed.
The management was to blame because the unconscious victim was rushed down to the school health centre, yet he wasn’t attended to in time as the Nurses begin to demand for his health centre card while the victim was in a really bad condition and when they finally decided to attend to him the Clinic lacked the facilities to counter the victims ailment it was also reported that the clinic was not able to provide boast oxygen mask or any required first aid.


Angry and bereaved Ladokites trooped out and matched down to the senate building in a protest against predatory medical practices. Ladokites feel It was expected of the Clinic management, to have attended to the poor victim since it was an emergency after which they can begin to ask several other questions.
The blame is therefore on the School management for nuturing health workers with carefree attitude to the well being of students to occupy important positions in the healthcare centre.


Unfortunately it was visible even to the blind the obvious disappointment of the crowd in the enigmatic President SOLACE who they feel was clueless through out as they all opined to doing it the U.I way.

“Rugged Aluta through out” Notably that was the way the Student of the University of Ibadan acted when a similar fiasco occurred in the alma matter sometimes last year.

We all feel the student might not have died if the health Centre had taken proactive measures.

Our reporters present famously gathered the headlining Comment of Comrade E-queen who said ‘You guys should calm down Its only one student that died’ what a world just one student.

This non-challant attitude was said not to have being the first time at the school’s health centre.

We at Lautech Olofofo together with fellow Ladokites says No to Predatory Medical practices.

Every Ladokite paid the health centre due and such should by right be entitled to quality health Center services. If the health Center cannot care for us then they should stop existing since they know look useless to the cause they were created for.


Source; https://lautechsolofofo./2015/06/09/tension-in-lautech-as-student-protest-the-death-of-a-student-that-slumped-while-playing-football/