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frank317:
I used the term holy becasue as a Christian, we must ensure everything we do is holy because our father is holy

is sex holy. The Holy standards are set by the Bible. ..where in the Bible is it.

Okay the holy spirit will teach us.. ..hummmmm

Those calling on UBA has the worst should read this.

1. The day I lost my ATM card. I went to my facebook to chat up with them. I called them but my credit finished and they called me back. They blocked the ATM card that night and explained all to me.

2. My sister opened an account but didn't get her account number on time. We asked a question on how long it takes ND they requested for the bank branch and I tell you it was resolved.

3. I withdrew from the ATM and there was fake money there. I went to the bank and the manager changed it for me.


Go to their twitter handle ND check things out.. ....


UBA isn't a bad bank.. .. The bank that resolves your problem at a stand.. You get your ATM quickly without waste.. ....


UBA

Do we know banks don't teach.. .individuals learn.. ....banks dont give birth, individuals come.. ..so why rate banks on friendliness. ...if a high tempered person goes into that friendly bank. ....you'll now change your mind.. .......


Probably the question should be which bank has served you better?? Then I will say UBA

frank317:
What pleasure? You are indeed a worldly Christian. Keep in feeding your flesh. You better pray to God for forgiveness, and stop allowing earthly pleasures to confuse u.
A holy person cannot be taking his wife from behind like a worldly person. How can u claim to be holy yet as a woman u will be screaming give it to me, don't stop, this is sweet, dig me harder, during sex? Or allow a man to mess up ur holy body by slapping Ur ass and having sex in different positions like a LovePeddler, grabbing his dick with the same hand you use in opening the Bible? And even sucking it with the same mouth u use to preach the word.
Did Jesus do any of those?
What kind of mind do u have? Where do u even learn all those rubbish from? Why will u give Ur woman doggy? Are u a dog? Why will u have sex like an animal?
Guy, stick to the holy position... Lie her down respectively, kiss her with love, gently caress her untill she is wet the enter her and pump gently or are your holy mind leads u until u come. And the woman must just moan just because of the effect of ur touch... She must avoid sounding vulgar and getting over excited.
We must no allow the pleasures of sex make us miss heaven.

I advise you stop calling it holy position. ..

Agbafs2005:
And only 700,000 will gain admission. I for naija

can everybody be? Will everybody be? Why do we act as if we have it only in Nigeria. Several students toil cry work even cheat to get admission abroad

Some goats will come and yarn rubbish nah. Meanwhile they gained admission and job through this jamb.. ..sayIng nonsense for Commenting sake.. ..oshi. ....


If you've not written jamb keh, go and learn trade.. ..Go Jamb. ....doing great job!

dingbang:
No jobs in d oil industry for fresh grads again.. Go and study ICT..

nah

Many people have been of the opinion that petroleum engineering is not a good course to study again. As at now, it remains the most lucrative engineering job in the world apart from ICT related ones In some countries. On an average, it is. Below are the facts about petroleum engineering and other oil and gas related jobs.

Petroleum engineers design and develop methods for extracting oil and gas from deposits below the Earth’s surface. Petroleum engineers also find new ways to extract oil and gas from older wells.

Duties of Petroleum Engineers
Petroleum engineers typically do the following:

Design equipment to extract oil and gas in the most profitable way
Develop ways to inject water, chemicals, gases, or steam into an oil reserve to force out more oil
Develop plans to drill in oil and gas fields, and then to recover the oil and gas
Evaluate the production of wells through testing and surveys
Use computer-controlled drilling or fracturing to connect a larger area of an oil and gas deposit to a single well
Make sure that oil field equipment is installed, operated, and maintained properly
Oil and gas deposits, or reservoirs, are located deep in rock formations underground. These reservoirs can only be accessed by drilling wells, either on land or at sea from offshore oil rigs.

Once oil and gas are discovered, petroleum engineers work with geoscientists and other specialists to understand the geologic formation of the rock containing the reservoir. They then determine the drilling methods, design the drilling equipment, implement the drilling plan, and monitor operations.

The best techniques currently being used recover only a portion of the oil and gas in a reservoir, so petroleum engineers also research and develop new ways to recover more of the oil and gas. This helps to lower the cost of drilling and production.

The following are examples of types of petroleum engineers:

Completions engineers decide the best way to finish building wells so that oil or gas will flow up from underground. They oversee work to complete the building of wells, which might involve the use of tubing, hydraulic fracturing, or pressure-control techniques.

Drilling engineers determine the best way to drill oil or gas wells, taking into account a number of factors, including cost. They also ensure that the drilling process is safe, efficient, and minimally disruptive to the environment.

Production engineers take over wells after drilling is completed. They typically monitor wells’ oil and gas production. If wells are not producing as much as expected, production engineers figure out ways to increase the amount being extracted.

Reservoir engineers estimate how much oil or gas can be recovered from underground deposits, known as reservoirs. They study reservoirs’ characteristics and determine which methods will get the most oil or gas out of them. They also monitor operations to ensure that the optimal levels of these resources are being recovered.

Petroleum engineers held about 35,100 jobs in 2014. The industries that employed the most petroleum engineers were as follows:

Oil and gas extraction 45%
Support activities for mining 16
Management of companies and enterprises 9
Petroleum and coal products manufacturing 9
Engineering services 4

Petroleum engineers generally work in offices or in research laboratories. However, they also must spend time at drilling sites, often for long periods of time. This means they must travel, sometimes with little notice.

Petroleum engineers work around the world; in fact, the best employment opportunities may include some work in other countries. Petroleum engineers also must be able to work with people from a wide variety of backgrounds, including other oil and gas workers who will carry out the engineers’ drilling plans.

Petroleum Engineer Work Schedules
Petroleum engineers typically work full time. However, about 2 in 5 worked more than 40 hours a week in 2014. Overtime may be necessary when traveling to and from drilling sites to help in their operation or respond to problems when they arise. When they are at a drilling site, it is common for these engineers to work in a rotation: on duty for 84 hours and then off duty for 84 hours.

The median annual wage for petroleum engineers was $130,050 in May 2014. The median wage is the wage at which half the workers in an occupation earned more than that amount and half earned less. The lowest 10 percent earned less than $73,990, and the highest 10 percent earned more than $187,200.

In May 2014, the median annual wages for petroleum engineers in the top industries in which they worked were as follows:

Management of companies and enterprises $154,410
Engineering services 143,940
Oil and gas extraction 142,620
Petroleum and coal products manufacturing 118,190
Support activities for mining 102,370
Petroleum engineers typically work full time. However, about 2 in 5 worked more than 40 hours a week in 2014. Overtime may be necessary when traveling to and from drilling sites to help in their operation or respond to problems when they arise. When they are at a drilling site, it is common for these engineers to work in a rotation: on duty for 84 hours and then off duty for 84 hours.


I wish to reiterate that comparing one engineering course is just show of ignorance of the engineering field. No field is independent of the other. Areas of specialisation does not mean you can work anywhere. In fact, you can only be specialised singly.

frank317:
Oga do not take every word in the Bible literally... Allow the holy spirit to interpret for u.

which Bible verse relates to having sex

How did we know the one we know was in use back then.. ..how did Adam meet Eve to have Cain Abel and Seth

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Holy sex?? ?where's that in the Bible

Confused me watched a movie and the husband was questioning the woman where she got the idea of this sex styles. They are CHRISTIANS. I was confused and was like, does Christianity allow sex styles? Does the religion allow romantic approach to sex? This time for married ones.. ..
Should I ask then, does God allow it?

What do you have Igbo.. ......ahn. ....fuelers of trouble eveeerrytime. Why na.. ....behave yourself for once.. ....! Oil abi.. .Na only u? You can't succeed without Yoruba nation and Hausa. ...quote Me anywhere

His continual means he didn't fulfil bail conditions.. ...


Mr Kanu respect your future. ...dont be agent of evil

cuteoly:
Enugu Npower has been paid too.

let them know o

Imstrong:
They made a budget for 500,000 graduates selected 200,000 they are battling to pay what then is the assurance in the scheme

blind critic. ....did ur hero achieve for 50 Nigerians?

smartty68:
Is the registration form still available? Please.

you were like nothing good can come out of apc and Buhari abi... I talk am then.. .Even my brother wey criticise them deh get am.. .. Waiting patiently for the tab.. ...


Sorry it's closed

They will surely pay. Some will come and flood here with hate post.. Let us love ourselves na.. . Must we be wicked Why.. ..



Sai Baba

Good health sir.. ..

Normally, I shouldn't talk to you then have my way immediately. But NO is in existence. You can tell me NO and in fact, I will be glad to walk away.. ..then why do you waste my time playing hard to get? Does that make you Feel happy?

Is someone criticising him for this? Left to me, he's a governor that humbled himself that didn't order police men to do that. He's a disciplined man who cares not... Ride on SIA and to you critics from another land.. ..

See that police officer at his side.. ..lol...


I just love this man... ..So disciplined and tactical

seggzz:
But your God you claimed to be omnipotent, omnipresent...all powerful doesn't know the choices he made available to mankind would harm them?
You don't equate man relationship with their children as that with your wicked god does to his presumed children....eg

Man can cannot allow his children to die in a burning just because of a lie. Whereas your god can throw his children to everlasting hell for just a day lie....

Your god created a terrorist (Christians called him Satan) to terrorise his creation. Can I put somebody as terror to my child?

I can list 100 why your examples up there does not hold water...

arguments will warrant to nothing. Your baseless reasons could not explain how you live and why you live. God isn't man yes, but he is not a god. He is God that created a god called man in his image.. He willingly gave us choice.. ...


End of arguments

1. Jesus, keep me near the cross;
there a precious fountain,
free to all, a healing stream,
flows from Calvary's mountain.
Refrain:
In the cross, in the cross,
be my glory ever,
till my raptured soul shall find
rest beyond the river.

2. Near the cross, a trembling soul,
love and mercy found me;
there the bright and morning star
sheds its beams around me.
(Refrain)

3. Near the cross! O Lamb of God,
bring its scenes before me;
help me walk from day to day
with its shadow o'er me.
(Refrain)

4. Near the cross I'll watch and wait,
hoping, trusting ever,
till I reach the golden strand
just beyond the river.
(Refrain)

patrickmuf:
It was already predetermined.

that someone will show him.. ....npt Judas will

seggzz:
If your God gave you the ability to choose from the available choices He created, why would HE still punish you for your chosen choice?

you told your child to do whatever he likes with the money you gave him, why would you yell at him of he spent it anyhow

patrickmuf:
I didn't even see this before responding to the topic, OP, let's see how you spin this one

Bible never mentioned Judas.. ..someone must betray him. ...judas made a choice

Read Deuteronomy chapter 30 19-20

Are you indirectly asking for my weak point.. ..meanwhile, I don't date

Dear Church Chorister,
In a bid to make us dance by force to whatever you're singing (especially during the Thanksgiving services), pls stop threatening us with fear-filled irritating statements like...
"Ur mates are in the prison, some are in the mortuary, ur legs are still complete, you're even alive to see the second quarter of the year and you can't dance to God?"
You dishonor the Man in Christ!
The Man in Christ has been raised far above all those!
You don't praise God by elevating the works of the devil in the lives of others... That's dishonor.
Just imagine there was a victim of such in the congregation or just passing by and hears u, how will the person feel? Will that still bring glory to God?
Yes we should be grateful and thankful to God for every little thing but not by elevating the works of the devil. Again I say: THAT'S DISHONOR!!
We give thanks to God for all He has done for us in His son.
*Thanks be to God for:
-He has redeemed us
-He daily loads us with benefits in Christ
-He has blessed us with all spiritual blessings
-He indwells us forever
-He has raised us far above principalities and press
-He has given us power to thread upon serpents and scorpions
-He provides our needs according to His riches in glory
-in Him we have the forgiveness of sins
-He justified us
-He became our righteousness
-He gave us the power to become Sons
-He translated us to the supernatural
-in Him we have life everlasting
-He made us accepted in the beloved
All these and many more are what God has done for us in His son. Therefore, we praise Him even for what He'll still do for us in Christ.
Sing songs with the revelation of Christ and we'll dance and rejoice in the Holy ghost like they that are drunk.
Heb 13:15 BY HIM (Jesus) therefore let us offer the sacrifice of praise to God continually, that is, the fruit of our lips giving thanks to his name.
GLORY TO GOD!!

In the press release I saw "have began".. ...please help me correct them that it is "have
begun"


Happy Sunday