₦airaland Forum

PastorMIsBack:
Another person to add to my ignore list. You are number 8

your fckn problem

PastorMIsBack:
I'm not a pastor and I'm not a guy.

of cos I know you well. I know u very well ma. No need telling me you ain't a guy. You guys are liars that dont even know anything about the religion you practice

MarioKizito1:
Yes. I never believed it was true till March last year. I didn't planned to give my life to Christ but I was arrested when I followed my cousin to church. While the pastor vwas praying, I fell under the anointing. It was like tickling fire going through me. It wasn't painful but I felt weak and laid on the ground there till I gathered strength. Before then, I was partially an Atheist but after that day, I started discovering that I hungered to go to church. To pray. To hear th word and I also became repulsive to vulgar words and music, to the extent I went through my phone and deleted all my dirty lyrics songs one after the other. That was it for me . That was how i became Born again and started speaking in tongues.

It was just as I something left me and a new being took over. My pastor said it was the HolySpirit that arrested me and took over my life.

It's not jokes. Anointing is real.

it is called emotions not anointing. Anointing my ass. Have you ever sat to think what it means for god that created the universe that is billions of times bigger than this earth, have you ever though of what it means for this god to actually live in a man? Do you know how wise that man would be? How knowledgeable such a man would be? But look at the reality millions of Christians claiming god lives in them and yet you all are very stupid and ordinary like every other ordinary human being.

PastorMIsBack:
Firstly, I'm not a pastor.
Secondly, our service starts at 11a.m.

all these so called pastor. You guys just seeing self worth and self glory. Very useless set of people to society

shilenji:
I always feel somehow when people around fall and I'm like the only one still standing. I feel most act it out at times. Because my cousin once told me she once did it to feel among

truth is women are weak emotionally and psychologically, they rather belong and are highly impressionable hence why women fall more than men do. Only highly emotional and emotionally unstable people fall under anointing, because there is nothing like anointing or holy spirit.

peteregwu:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1814058458800528&id=782880811918303

oponu. All this lies and lies and lies and lies.... as if chosen members dont die, as if they dont get sick, as if muslims too dont escape from kidnappers.... well stupid people will believe all this childish nonsense

Blitz888:
Do Toyota Corolla and save yourself the unplanned bolt joint/front wheel wahala that Honda Civic is notorious for.

Toyota Corolla has lower maintenance cost and has great third/forth hand reseller value should you want to sell.

ball issue with 2011 civic? Haba nau...

OP, go for any that you like. They are very similar

gaddafe:
This is even an understatement. In the history of mankind no leader is better than Buhari. Rubbish.

I really pity for the children of some of these useless leaders

I liked your comment, but you are wrong to pity their children. You know why? Nothing will happen to the children. Abachas children are living large till date, nothing happened to them for almost 30 years their dad died now. Stop dreaming. I would rather have the life they are living

DarkCaesar:
How Do I React To My Friend And His Girlfriend?

I don’t feel convenient and comfortable hearing my friend and his gf pray, she kinda hold prayer sessions like she’s in Shiloh or something and I sometimes have this feelings that she thinks I’m behind her boyfriend financial crises even though we all greet and talk like there is nothing but deep down we all feel this kind of tension between us and I’m not happy with this to the point I had to start playing gospel songs whenever she starts her prayers with him and my friend has refused to let her stop coming, she stayed as though they married in the flat…….

I honestly don’t know to go about this anymore and I don’t want my friend to think I’m being wicked if I should leave the flat and go get mine because he’s not financially capable of securing one now and the rent is about to due.

that is the burden of religion especially christianity as practised in Nigeria. Every one is a suspect. People who pray a lot are most guilty of this, they always have revelation of family and friends being their enemies. Enjoy your religion

ganisucks:
You supported Buhari in 2015 and 2019. You should support him now as well. You can't win all the time. Like Wike said, if you don't get your way, you should still stand with the party. I pity those who are claiming that Omisore was Tinubu's pick. When he will Start doing his masters bidding, you will start complaining

whole soyinka supported buhari? Haaaa, why do you people live lies like this

ketty007:
Though it's a bad idea. But this thing happen almost everyday in South South, they care less about life jacket. It's their ways of life.

I know

ThEGodFaThEr128:
And forgiveness from God.

let us leave God out of this. God should have struck them with lightening by now if god is serious

ThEGodFaThEr128:
The bane of Northern Nigeria are illiteracy, Ignorance, hipocrisy and religious bigotry.
The same foreign mercenaries they accused the former government under former President Goodluck Jonathan of hiring to fight the menace of Fulani bandits and Boko haram is what Hell-Rufai and Co. Now wants to champion.

the owe Jonathan a lot of apologies

Hezmatosky:
But they've gone and come ba? Safely ba? You guys should swallow chill pills abeg Even our Lagos BRT is not safe in fact, where is safe in this country?

this is another nigerian that does not have sense. Because they are safe, we should keep quiet until disaster eventually happen then you will come and tell us it is the will of god

Originalsly:
Hmmm...... life jackets? Really?.... from pix.... those kids are used to river travel.... no fear.... all just relaxed.... and I wouldn't be surprised if they all know to swim very well. It would be nice and safe if they wore life jackets... but we must learn to be realists.

you are an idiot. You obviously dont know anything about swimming. So you expect those little children to be able to swim in that large body of water? Even adults that can swim drown in certain conditions. People like you are why things are going wrong in this country, just imagine the nonsense this one is saying

MajorOvakporaye:
Only in Afonja land can such happen

This is Ondo state

and you had to bring in tribalism. Na wa o

ugwumichael:
You are absolutely sick for turning this to a gender issue

baba. Nairaland if filled with idiots like her. They either start gender war, tribal war, or religion war out of every issue

DJInfluence:
This picture says a lot about our society of today. No accountability.
Parents should withdraw their wards from that school asap. This is child endangerment.
That canoe paddler should be held accountable too.
Wherever they boarded from, every person there as of the time they boarded should be held accountable for negligence.
Passersby should be held accountable for not challenging and asking why the kids are subjected to such risks. The list goes on.
The crux of the matter is that today, nobody is being held liable or accountable for anything which explains why everyone do as they please.

this is very terrifying. Around 2012 a student died in FUTA in the school fish farm when he drowned in the fish pond out of negligence. How much more these very little children in this huge body of water. If anything happens, they are all sure to perish. That school needs to be dealth with

Iyaebe:
If you know the name of the school,please report to relevant authorities.I know that man there wants all the female kids to get drowned, God forbids it,I reject it.

so you are blaming the man that is probably an illiterate that does not know better, but you cannot blam the female teacher that is supposed to know better? Well I dont expect any sense from you

jcross19:
is because nairaland is accommodated buffoons like you..

tell the idiot

nedekid:
I hope folks understand that in the next few months, people will feel the absence of these loan platforms. The quick money to solve issue will not be there. Nigerians will only get acess to loans from conventional banks and that is almost impossible unless you have good credit rating.
The only other option will be family and friends. I assure you no friend is willing to help anyone in these trying buhari times. Default rate is high so quarell btw friends is not needed.
My paddy as I write is asking me for 1m till month end that he will add 50k ontop. I bone am ignore the message. Na my tight paddy oh.. But I don't want the wahala of chasing person. Before he would have gotten that money from 2 loan apps easy.

not true. They are only closing the illegal ones. A lot of them are surely registered and operate professionally

Walkee:
lol. How are android phones working in China? You kids are so ignorant and dumb it's actually hilarious. By the way, what's FG business if android is working or not?

hehehehe. You are stressing yourself. Dont argue with fools

GloriousGbola:
Android phones
Gmail
Google maps
Google search
Google translate

Google is a gigantic suite of multiple services that have become essential parts of our lives

But some Buhari zombies think oh we can just ban Google. Extra slow thinkers

you are the illiterates here o. Simple english is problem for you, the agency never said they were going to block google. And they are right to investigate the role of google in allowing fraudulent apps to be advertised to Nigerians. Note that google is very careful not to go against the laws of countries they serve. They are not hooligans, they just had an oversight issue in this case and I am sure they would address it now. You people should be calming down, haba

IgweBUIKE1:
That's if they will pay

they wont pay what? They are not federal government, they never born their mama make dem no pay. Only federal government can flaunt court ruling even if it is just magistrate court ruling, they have no choice talkless of supreme court. U never see where court dey carry out execution of judgement sha.

SarkinYarki:
How were u making 5000 a day from warehouse? Was it through salaries or commission ?

it is possible nau. Just like factory jobs some pay on target basis. In a warehouse they could be loading and offloading charges maybe N100 per carton loaded or offloaded. So to make 5000 he has to load 50 cartons a day which is very possible. Some people an even load more

CAPSLOCKED:
ONE OF THE REASONS WHY EVIL EASILY THRIVES. SHOULD BE SPLIT UP TO TEN OR MORE SMALLER COUNTRIES SO EVERYONE CAN PAY ATTENTION TO THEIR ANCESTRAL LANDS. THIS AMALGAMATION IS THE WRONGEST MOVE IN THE HISTORY OF WRONG MOVES.

that is just the solution my dear brother

Tumbulum:
stop typing rubbish. Nigerians deserve the right to bear arms and defend themselves. How can you explain a situation where ragtag bandits invades a mans house,rapes his wife and kill his children and the man watch helplessly because he cannot fight back?
Bandits and terrorist having been killing Nigerians for years and those they kill cannot even lift a finger to fight back.
A man should be able to fight to defend his family and any constitution who takes that away from him in the face of impending doom is evil and satanic.

exactly. And anyone that says we should keep praying is stupid, irresponsible and and imbecil that deserves to die terribly

qekng40:
Nigeria hasn't reached that level Abeg.

It will create more harm than good!

#Pray4Nigeria

keep praying. Weakling

Emma15678:
Madam I really respect you so much on this forum, can you please stop making these comments?

be licking a womans ass. A senseless woman for that matter... some guys sef

Nonexisting:
Restrict this your account to politics section where you fight tribal wars. You can't use useless account to make a useful comment, the username negates every sense you are trying to make.

seconded. I hate tribalists

Cutehector:
Woman willl make you run mad. It is up to you to decide if you want to die early or die at your destined time.

Hector, this one off me o. Lol

LordIsaac:
It is to get ready, you have set a very bad precedence....and women....hmmmm. I will advise you sit her down and discuss the issue and agree on the way forward.
If I were you, I'd rather eat out than complete the cooking and deny her of it.

you are a wise man