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Wilgrea7:

I've seen where one yoruba guy used jazz ..
maybe Africans are stingy with their power

We must be very fooolish not to be making money from all these powers.

hahn:
Mad man!

Check number 9, I just added it, almost forgot that one

hopefulLandlord:
I learnt its 5 Trillion Dollars from my source

Yes it is 5trillion but they are paying mobilization fee of $500billion first.
Nigeria is getting there.
Thank the gods at last recession will be a thing of the past. Our ancestors be praised

Nigeria Emerging World Power. Signs $500billion Contract With Russia?

Today 27th October, 2016 is a great day in Nigeria's History. Russia is ready to pay Nigeria a whooping $500Billion to provide Russia military support no other nation can provide.

General Vladisko Mikil who represented the president of russia in this Historic day said russia has identified some key areas were Nigeria can help with their military. These areas are as follows.

1. African Bullet Proof

2. EGBE: Power to teleport (disappear and appear at another location)

3. Oruka. Magic ring. Which their spies can use to make their enemies fall and start shaking like fish out of water.

4. Ounde. Power belt that would make their soldiers invincible

5. Oyela. A tortoise shell necklace That would boost the intelligence of their troops and even make them able to hear the thoughts of their enemies.

6. Ina Aye. Mysterious spiritual fire.

7. Spiritual slaps. They see the applications of this in embarrassing other presidents in public.

8. "Enter and sweep" this works by hanging a broom at the door step, if anyone tries to steal from such a house, he wld endup sweeping the whole compound till he is released. This would be used to protect their presidential villa. No need for security alarms anymore.

9. Asasi. This would be used in making their enemies run mad. this has been tested on Donald Trump and russia are very pleased with the results

General Vladisko said paying $500 billion is a small price for them to pay to be able to have access to all this powers from Nigeria.

Nigeria's president said he is happy that our tradition is finally making the country more money than oil has made for the country in 16 years of our democracy.

Russian Researchers are presently in Ogun state and Anambra state to learn from our local priests so they can go back and boost their military.

Reacting to this development, America's Secretary General said the United States has always been scared of Nigeria because of the spiritual powers Nigeria possess. Which is more than all their technologies and military equipments.

Blah blah blah....

If all those stories you hear about African Power were true, this is the type of news that would be making our headlines

USE YOUR COMMON SENSE AFRICA.

Pls if you are so sure all those powers are real. Do yourself and your generations to come some good. Go and get those powers, they are worth a lot of money in the hands of world powers. I am sure vladmir Putin is willing to pay billions to be able to disappear and appear inside the pentagon's top secret archives. Why use these powers for disappearing from accidents only?

busky101:
The girl was paid by a known politician to make d sextape buh was betrayed by her close ally who perhaps thought she was cheated out of the cash sharing. Now the politician has warned her not to mention his name or risk being killed. N.B, D blackmailer is on d run.

Sounds like this is the truth. Else the 3rd girl would not be on the run.

spikesC:
No I don't. The last email was a reply from me to you, 3 days ago. It's a reply on the 'guarantee'

I will send it again. Morning bro

Mimzyy:
Maybe they do and they lack funds to birth their ideas?

My dear there is MONEY in Nigeria. Problem is not the money. Those who have the funds would see your idea as stupid. See how I was laughed at for mentioning 20million here? That is part of what is killing ICT in Nigeria. If I said I wanted to spend 200million on importing rice now, people will see it as good business.
Our mindset, even that of the developers is so off.

Audray:
Dude. Marxists used atheism the same way
The Spanish inquisition used Catholicism to enforce their so called religious orthodoxy.

Exactly.

By the way, what a stupid thread.

4everGod:
nope they are not sis. Some monikers there are duplicates and alter egos

Yes,
4evergod
Winner01
Kingebukablog
Kingebukawhatever
Honourhim
Are all one person.

In fact there are only 3 registered christians on nairaland, all the christian account belongs to this 3 people. Each has about 50 accounts.

Slowride check ur inbox

Mimzyy:
hmmmm... true

What's the way forward?

It's time to start investing in ICT. People don't see ICT as business here that is the problem.

SpikeC you have mail. Thought you would have replied (sorry for my own late reply too)
Please see if it is agreeable with you. Thank you sir

lekropasky:
Seriously, when i saw this thread, i thought this guy is another troll, but i changed my mind. He's knowledgeable. I am an Android Developer, i'll like to work with you. I have been learning XMPP protocol for the past months, believe me, a social network-like app like twitter can't do without this well-defined protocol.

paskieadigun001@gmail.com

-- ill be expecting your message.

Bro I really don't care what people think. This is my dream and I am about to have enough funds to pursue it so I am researching and planing. I have invested in many businesses and they all failed. But I believe I can get it right with ICT, the need is there. If I decide to talk about the gaps in the african market, the idea will be hijacked without delay by those who have all the funds at their disposal.

kerryjossy:
Abeg , make them kill themselves already. I NEED FOOD!!!

Abeg, na dead body u wan chop?

guru01:
Its good he came. At least to show that the market is important to their business.
Its time for use to sit up or be kicked out.

Exactly.
30million nigerian users is valued over $1.2billion annually by facebook's valuation. Snapchat charges $740million to send adverts to 200million users just for 24hours.

Think abt this

Lennycool:
I'm cool oh. but fighting this there delusions is hard work

No body send u work o. Lol

Pidggin:
Human behavior tells me it is real. If there was nothing to it, people wouldn't keep killing people for nothing. Everyone of those ritualist can't be stupid

FYI my hands are clean

Human behavior?
Ok does common sense not tell you that if those selling the human body parts are soo poor and sell those parts ridiculously cheap, then it means they know those parts can't generate the billions they claim you will get from them?

How can u sell a whole human head for 10,000 naira when the head is going to make u very rich? Why not sell it for 10million at least?

Think abt this.

Secondly don't assume all those people buying the body parts are not foolish out of 180million people in this country we should be able to find 150million fools.

Lennycool:
Hardmirror how far

Boss, I am fine. U?

Nairaland is about 10 years old and has only 1.6million members. Of which several accounts are dormant. Several people own multiple accounts.
So real active members can't be more than 400,000 of which daily active members would be far lesser than this. Maybe 100,000 at most. But yes millions of unregistered visitors visit the forum. True, but it is poorly optimized.

Think abt this.

While we rest on our oars, mark and his likes would come and dominate the cyberspace.

guru01:
Dhtml18 is building africacoders.
I hope he finishes soon, and come up with something worthwhile.
African market is still young and fresh for any tech to thrive.
If 2go and eskimi worth better than Facebook means that people are move concerning with their privacy, because these platforms has more leverage on privacy than fb, and they don't require much personal data to use.

That is great!
Well I think of recent eskimi and 2go have really slowed down thanks to Whatsapp. So smart move by mark purchasing whatsapp.
Egypt has about 38million facebook users nigeria has only 16million or so. Nigeria has more people online and using smartphones than egypt but almost 100% of egyptians online are on facebook.
Kenya is also very similar to nigeria. Reason why mark visited both countries. Facebook has not been as successful here and in kenya compared to egypt, tunisia, Morocco and south africa so he most likely came to understand our needs better.
There are other pointers to the direction social media would take in africa Where over 300million daily internet users are ripe for the plucking.... Think abt this

Pidggin:
Hahahahaha, and you have met ritualists that confirmed this statement to you?

I guess you have done money ritual or you were educated with proceeds of money ritual or money ritual is what pays the bills for you that is why you are so sure it is real.

Tritri:
That a BAR of a FIRST CLASS emirate FLIGHT ..NOT PRIVATE JET

Don't mind them.

guru01:
I declare this thread re-open, over to you dhtml18

Can't we build a physical forum where developers meet?
What do you think?
Do you know the real reason why Mark was in Nigeria? He was not here to support us. He was here to exploit us.
Nigeria has over 90million people online, but 2go and Eskimi has been more successful in nigeria than facebook... I drop my pen on this. Join the dots together and you wld understand

asalimpo:
Nigerians and people have this swag of calling some amount "nothing".
First, N20m, to build an app is out of the ordinary in nigeria. Because, comparatively, most developers
arent being bidded so in the market place. So , it's not about my perception but about the objective relative market rates.


As for saying only a novice upcoming developer would think N20m is a lot of money, why not conduct a poll, for devs who've executed contracts in or above that range and what fraction of them in the pool have done such?

N20m to start a company, maybe not much, but to build a social app... think again.
If you succeed , great, we'll hear of u. Otherwise, well, some would remind you that it wouldve been better building a different product instead of another clone. I'll be here in 2017 to check out how far.

You are making sense. Maybe I shldnt have put the budget in the advert. My mistake.
I contacted some app developers (not nigerians) honestly the cheapest bill I got was $150,000 do you know how much that is? One even charged $400,000 so I felt I was even setting the price low so that who ever shows interest would be ready to work with that amount.
Pls stop talking about my project being second to twitter, you don't expect me to come here and start divulging my ideas.

Thanks for your contribution anyway.
I am slowing down now to do more research before I start talking with any developer

Akdegreat:
Sorry, I had a belief, a strong one just like every other Christian born in a Christian home.

You are obviously new to nairaland.
Don't worry, "you are a liar, you are a sinner, you were never a christian. You are an agent of the devil sent to deceive believers, infact your are the devil"...blah blah blah, they would rant.
These people know you more than you know yourself, they wld tell you all you write are lies because they lived your past for you so they know your story better than you.
Once again welcome to nairaland, where foolishness is the order of the day in politics, religion and romance

asalimpo:
A twitter clone? I would question your judgement. Dont throw away your money creating a second best.
Come up with something original too.

As for doing the app in N20m, i'm thinking you're a troll, throwing questions around to create response.
In this economy, a learner can buy a book in programming, learn it, get your features by his side,
experiment and come up with a world class twitter clone in ... erh, well it depends.
So for N20m in this "Change" era, any motivated person/team can do it. The question is unnecessary.
You'd be suprised how motivated people can be when money is involved.
But remember that there's a time cost. The present twitter has tonnes of features created by teams of super smart gurus. It will still take a long time for a lone coder to replicate whether he codes 24hrs/day for months.
No money can change that.

I wanted to ignore you, but for the sake of those learning from nairaland, I will reply you. You obviously think because we all joke on nairaland we are all trolls? I have met at least 2 billionaires here on nairaland thru my other moniker I use for business in the property section.

As for 20million. Only a novice upcoming developer wld think 20million is a lot of money. Infact I strongly doubt it will be enough for the whole project.

I am not cloning twitter, I am looking for developers who understand how social network apps shld work. What elements would make it accepted. Twitter is a successful social network, facebook is too heavy, I want simplicity why I mentioned twitter. Book mark this page, by april 2017 you should come back and call me a troll.

Again my response to you is not cos you matter, but because I want to make it clear, N20million is not enough to launch a twitter today, but I hope with indigenous developers this can be attained.

I'm out

Sircomeference:
We are computer science students and we are good at creating digital solutions.

We want to help our students through web apps but we need someone to help us financially with small funds.

But we can't post the idea here.

Message us on: 08163817293

If your can help.

Thanks

Ok. Will contact you bro.

Dantee005:
Aiite, Clap for urself welldone...

But he is making sense. If you believe someone MUST have created man, is it not also reasonable to believe someone created the God that created man?
Or do you expect such a god to exist on his own? That sound like evolution to me. Did god evolve out of nothing?

hahn:
Maybe he uses it to masturbate himself

Lol asin. The video was just so dumb and he was feeling like a super star just like many nairaland christians. They would be saying nonsense with pride. What a pity and grief to intellect

boboLIL:
God forgive them because they don't know what they are doing...

do you know what you are doing?
Cos I do if you don't know, so I can tell u

Dantee005:
Typical....Xo pls tell me wat created man...?

Personally I don't know. Do you know?