₦airaland Forum

hopefulLandlord:
soon o!

I gbadun this my brother. Baba Landlord in the making

Pidggin:
You already have one, just ask your spirit to reveal her to you.

You sound like you know her very well. Help me tell her I need to be serviced this night o.

Pidggin:
Most athiests have spirit husbands and wives

I wish I do now. How can I get a spirit wife. She most look like ishilove and be correct figure 8. Can I get a calabar spirit wife?

Rajosh:
it is comical. One of the downsides of education. It makes people think they know everything.

How do spirit husbands/wives have sex with their victims? Pls explain to an ignorant man like me.

Ishilove:
Your ignorance is almost comical

You have not refuted any of my claims so far. If spirit husbands exist, they are rapists. If you have a sexual rump with a spirit that is so real and physical then you shld suspect foul play, someone is certainly spiking your drinks.

gensteejay:
Some Nairaland atheists here are so bent in showing the world how uncouth and fiendish they are. They try to win baseless arguments, which are a product of their arrogance and myopic attitude, by employing dishonorable tactics. They try to psych their opponents.

But such an attitude is not unexpected from ignorant fools, who have denied the One who gave them life and own their souls. They think by denying natural phenomena (physical or not), their warped logic can have some influence on the existence of such occurrences.

But the thoughts of a fool are only as potent as a cobweb, spun in an empty space and easily blown away by wind.

Arguments can be educative, eye-opening, when intelligent people present their points with logic and reason and without using obscene words unnecessarily. However, when sick minds have started displaying antisocial behavior -- that is characteristic of their condition -- such an argument is rather ignored because engaging in it will then become a waste of time.

You sound like you have a spiritual wife and your are angry we are telling you she is not real. What is really the problem here?

TSOM:
Of course, they'd play blind. Noticed even Hahn skipped it? How convenient!

Oga Ade, it has been addressed nothing special or spiritual there. The way our subconscious works it is bound to be on point once a while. I can't count how many times my mum had called me ant told me not to travel and I travel without telling her and nothing happens to me. So get off your high horses and face reality. Sciences answers all things, may not have all the answers now but in science only can we get answers not spiritual mumbo jumbo

raker300:
Waiting for 1 naira to equal a dollar.

Or better still #180 = 1 dollar like it was in the so called "past corrupt" regime

That wld take another 3 years o if not more

Ishilove:
HardMirror, let me warn you for the last time. if you insist on being disgusting and vulgar I will keep reporting you for rule 2 until you are banned.

If you want to be obscene, don't quote me. I won't warn you again. You can be despicable all you want but don't bring that bullshit near me. Do you think rape is something to be joked with? Do you??

You disgust me! I repeat, don't quote me again, you nasty creature.

I just read this post fully, and I laughed real hard.
What do spiritual spouses do? Have sex with your consent? They basically rape their victims. So I repeat, if you or anyone has such experience it is about time you report to the police, someone may be taking advantage of your believe in spirit husband bullshit to ride you. Especially if the experience is as real as you are trying to make us believe here.
Take it or leave it, my advice is very valuable and you wld be shocked that spirit husband is just you being drugged and used.

Or do u think I am fooling arnd here?
I am a realistic man and what I just advised u to do is the realistic thing to do.

If u like take offense, u are the one with the problem not me

gensteejay:
At least you agree intuition is a scientific concept.

So what is spiritual about intuitions? I have had thousands of intuitions that were wrong. So cos some coincidentally click, I shld believe in spirits?

TSOM:
I'd bring it home. How do you explain the real-time reaction of mum miles away within minutes of her son being shot even with no voice or text communication?

How do you explain that mother-child connection that's almost telepathic even when distanced from each other?

Look HARD in the MIRROR, the truth's about to hit you square in the face.

How many of such "mum" intuitions are right?
Out of 50, one coincidentally clicks and we are to jump for joy?
Give me a break. I honestly still don't see what you are excited about.

TSOM:
Have a rethink if you think I'd let off you and the other residents of IgnoranceVILLE easily. I intend to draw you out and expose the lies you trade in.

Trying to be evasive by throwing back the question at me?

Clairvoyance has nothing to do with memories. It's a connection with events which transcends space and happens in real-time. It's not a recollect of saved memories.

Save the semantics , forget about skating on this slippery floor - you'd fall face first. Answer the question. We're all waiting.

If you can't, admit your ignorance and I'd explain it.

You've said nothing special. Wonder why u feeling fly?
The mind plays arnd our memories to keep us safe, having the intuition of an impending danger is always based on your memories. As said before, even a smell can stimulate your subconscious

iDealWithFools:
Why is what I said 'nice?'.

it is fair to all parties

iDealWithFools:
And also christianity and Islam.

Lol
Nice

gensteejay:
From the perspective of some atheists on Nairaland, reality is solely based on facts or 'concrete ideas'. How then do they account for intuition or gut feeling (as stated by TSOM earlier) as a scientific concept, regardless of the fact that it is an idea in soft science?

how many gut feelings are relevant. More like paranoid feelings

TSOM:
Surely you've been in a situations where you have odd gut feeling that a loved one is being endangered or harmed. You've not been in communication with the said person for months yet the gut feeling persists. Days later you get a call which informs you that the aforementioned has been harmed. It's called "CLAIRVOYANCE."

Pray, what's the scientific explanation for clairvoyance? Don't even start with immunologic memory 'cause it doesn't apply.

I've got a theism-based explanation for it but, first, let's read yours.

There is nothing supernatural here. Our minds extract memories randomly or from inducements even a smell can make you recall someone. Now to your question. How many memories do u have in a day? How many are relevant?
Is it everyone u remember that something bad happens to?
Coincidences are bound to happen with how haphazard our minds work

Ishilove:
You need to stop quoting me with your obscenities otherwise I will report you.

Pls report on time.

Ishilove:
The tin taya me. It's like someone asking me to prove angels exist with video evidence.

Angels exist

Ishilove:
Proof of the supernatural??

I don't mind seeing the semen deposited from a spirit husband. Perhaps you were being drugged and raped and the drug makes you think it's ur spirit husband. U need to report to the police on time.

Ishilove:
The only ones bragging here are you and your ilk. You arrogantly assume the reality which you see, feel, and taste is the only existing reality, and dismiss any contrary view. That, hahn, makes you worse than ignorant. It makes you a very foolish person. No offence.

Abeg ishi baby, how does this comment answer any of the questions raised so far?

Ishilove:
Get yer head out of yer anus, bob. Sarcasm doesn't affect me in any way, and besides, your attempt at trolling me is making you seem more reetarded than you really are.

I may be wrong though. You may just be as silly, or even sillier than you project.

Babe you seem confused.
You said we can't see spirits they are not in our physical relm. So how do these spirit spouses have sex with humans? How is that a dumb question

hahn:
You mean their addiction to ignorant superstitions.
The same thing you are exhibiting here.
You are truly a daughter of the soil

Hehehehehe more like daughter of the water
This reply is EPIC!

Ishilove:
You're still repeating yourself. You seriously want video evidence of spirits? Are you aware that spirits don't inhabit this plane?

On what plane has your spirit husband been banging u? I am confused now.

TSOM:
Seun, I posted something similar to this months ago but for some odd reason it got hidden.


Here again, before the viewing public, I'd ask you this:


Seun , you reside in Ogun State which is as traditional as any typical african settlement can be with eerie fetish practices. You also believe there's no God, hence no Devil or spirit/ethereal beings.

Let's test your resolve.

Seun, what if you walk drive home tonight and right there on your doorstep you find bones stringed to feathers and wrapped with a reddish cotton band attached to knotted palm fronds. There's no way around it with removing.

Seun, on your honour, would you dare to remove it?


The question is open to other self-proclaimed atheists too.

Dustbin straight.

Ranchhoddas:
You know this because...?

The supernatural does not exist, because for ANYTHING to happen it only means it can happen, it is natural for it to happen no matter how extra-ordinary it may seem to us, it happened only because it is natural for it to.

Born2Freak:

Jesu see yansh!

KingEbukasBlog:
All you did was redefine supernatural that's all .

The Supernatural simply transcends natural laws , its not physical or explained by natural laws . That means if something is beyond this universe or material world , it is supernatural . The Supernatural is also attributed to a deity and the event involving a deity which is inexplicable by science .

Example :
The existence of God
Life gotten from non life
Creatio ex nihilo
Supernatural intervention or events :

Also note that there are preternatural and paranormal events

All things are natural

OMA4U:
There's nothing logical about this. Spirit husband/wife is real.

My people perish for lack of knowledge.

How I wish I had a spirit wife, I so wish they were real. I am being sincere. Then I won't bother to marry, a spirit wife is more useful to me than a mortal wife

Ranchhoddas:
I was about to bring his issue up- That demon never fall in love with any of these guys that's why dem dey yarn rubbish.

Last child has a psychiatric problem. That is why he has seen so many pastors but still in "bondage" not easy to snap him out of his delusion

Ranchhoddas:
Stupid ''appeal to authority'' cliche. When are you going to understand that which ''you do not yet understand''?

He is right. There is no such thing as supernatural, Only natural things we don't understand. It's all lexicons

Ishilove:
Ask google

Lol

I guess I know the answer already, just want you to make it official so our tit-tat can have direction

Ishilove:
I know where my more than 4 years of education has taken me to, but judging by your post, it seems your 4 years haven't taken you very far.

Now buzz off. You've exhausted your ration of attention.

Yes yes. We know. Nigeria is a "certificate" driven society. You even see christians giving testimony of getting a job they are not qualified for and everyone shouts "Hallelujah" . So yes your certificate (not education) will give you bread and water but you are not educated enough to know spiritual husbands/wives are all in the mind. It's a psychiatric thing. It's like a kid having an imaginary friend. It's normal, but when you take it too serious, then there is cos for concern, before you match enter street... You know that's how many ended of naked on the road.