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jsp0:
she cheat on me and i told her not to call me again last week

since days now i can't stop thinking about her, I have even lose appetite a bit,i just can't get her out of my mind

although i have cheated on her wit her friend b4 and i begged her


I don't have the courage to woo girl

i can't stop thinking about her should i continue the no contact rule maybe she will call me to beg or i should rather call her, please

You no get sense , next time since you know that you won’t get over her easily , just stay with her and continue phucking her , her friend , her siblings and anything around her , if you want to hurt her let her know. Just make sure the relationship isn’t serious again and make sure you are not coming inside her.

This stage wey u Dey now, just look for another babe to help you move on, if you beg her then your mama don waste time take raise you o I no go lie for u

PoliteActivist:
*Politeness*
Love, love, love, like mumu instead of facing facts. That's why we'll always be over you. We are REALISTS!

Dey play

Omo I don laugh tire

PoliteActivist:
*Politeness*
This is the typical "love" thinking wise women avoid.
Marriage is about cohabitation and raising children - a good provider you like and can live with.
They know "love" quickly fades, and can even turn to hate!

Oga you just Dey talk Dey talk nonsense abeg

Qatar2022:
Use your brain oga that gender can manipulate for Africa

Manipulate what exactly ?

Tallesty1:
Your woman doesn't love you, bro, because she can't. Women can't love a man for who he is. If she is with you, it is either because of what she is getting from you or hopes to get from you, but it is not their fault; they are created that way for a reason. Every female needs a better male to increase the survival chance of their offspring. That's all.

A woman's loyalty is to her feelings, not your love or sacrifices. That's why when they are done with you, not your love, your sacrifices, or 65 Jehovah Witnesses can convince them to stay. They will rationalize everything you have done for them. You love me, but he loves me more. You sent me to school, but it is because you want an educated wife, blah blah blah.

Also, women do not understand equilibrium. Ordinarily, when you slap a man, you expect a slap or a punch in return, right? Hurt a woman, and she will kill your pet, ruin your life, burn your house, and go to your village to kill two Anglican priests and one Catholic altar boy.

Women love themselves and their kids, so the only time you, as a man, get to enjoy a woman's love is from your mom and your daughter.

In a man's head are his business, his siblings, etc., and in his heart are his wife and kids. But in a woman's head is her husband, while the heart is the place for her finances, siblings, children...

You are expendable, chief.

Know this, and you will never suffer a heartbreak from a woman in your life.

You try my boss but you have to toast more women so you can know more about them... Woman will ruin everyone and everything just to care for you if she loves you, all these once you Dey talk nah your own experience sha. I pray you get a woman to love you apart from your mom and daughter, she will love you without expecting nothing from you bro , nah you go run cos you go Dey reason say it’s too good to be true

buharibanjo:
Who they love are always poor (affection, attention givers)

Grow up sir, women don’t love poor men, if you think they love you nah lie nah your gbola dem Dey use

duduade:
So why are you coming here to boast about frolicking with your type of women (obviously they lack corrupt, loyalty and even dirty minded). You are also encouraging them.


These your type no be for here

Una no wey Una dey jam incase

Lol, you go just kill yourself, only you no sabi good English and you still wan talk grammar lol

Tallesty1:
Women don't love men

Women love men bro, if woman love you self she fit kill you e no mean say she no love you, it’s either she phuck u for money or love bro

I don’t understand why women marry who they don’t love, so many of them.
I married a girl out of my foolishness lol , I was thinking money could save her, I snatched her from her boyfriend, after we had a kid the relationship got sour and we divorced, I don’t need advise or opinion on it OPs.
A girl who left me when we were younger to go marry a soldier who I know clearly that she didn’t love has been phucking me again for some months now lol, tho she has divorced, now she thought I would love her like before lol, she wan use love and gift kill me
A girl who loved me dearly but I refused to break her virginity when we were in school so I left her, now she is married to another man and last month she gave birth to her second kid, she has been telling me since when she got married that she does not really love the guy and till now she loves talking to me and most times she accuses me of going too far from her, I no Dey near person wife abeg lol

Why exactly women they do like this Ehn , marry who you love nah lol

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Why can’t you just mind your business

Nah ur Jesus be that ?

TakeNigeriaBack:
Whenever I remember that Nigerian Christians WORSHIP a WHITE man, I just thank God that I am NOT a Christianity.


Walahi, Christianity is for foolish people.

Lol you self read Wetin you write. You are a disgrace to your religion and family
It’s a pity

Best of luck in searching for your soul mate.

Pls I am looking for a job to earn, check my profile I have been talking about this.
I can do any job at all, any available
I am also a computer literate, I have Bsc in Business administration.
Kindly help me if you can, thanks.
Any job

4 THINGS TO ACHIEVE IN 2024
1. Start up a Business
2. Reconcile with some friends
3. Stop smoking
4. Try to be Happy

4 THINGS THAT'LL EASILY DISTRACT ME IN 2024
1. Family Issues
2. Funds
3. Anxiety
4. Health issues

4 THINGS TO STOP OR REDUCE IN 2024
1. Good heart
2. Anxiety
3. Not budgeting
4. Shyness

Pls guys I’m in Lagos mainland but I can work anywhere
Pls guys I need a job desperately
I am so useless to myself and my family since I lost my business.
Pls In name of God any job at all
I have Bsc in Business Administration but at this point I just need any job guys pls help me

This is not concerned about your spiritual life or death. It is just an hallucination caused by the injection you were given. What could have minimize your hallucinations was if you were not told that you will sleep. I experienced this in 2011 when I had a surgery, I was even fighting the doctors and the nurses for cutting me all in my hallucinations

MrCork:

Brother..DAVIDO SAID IT BEST.....IF U NO GET MOINEY...HIDE YOR FACE

....So PLEASE.. go n hide yor face!!(no oofencse)

Lol werey talk say Davido

Bellotelli:
If you are a woman, then be ready to sale even your kpekus to woo customers and investors.

Wait , that one go far

Wallade:
What is your level of education?

You can take the job and keep searching for a better job - direct employment - with other companies.

BSc.
Thanks.

Wallade:
This is likely a causal job - sales.

Don't settle for that offer if you have alternatives.

I don’t have no alternative and I need he job so bad, pls what are the pros and cons ?

correctyourself:
That should be marketing job.

Thank you but I’m not sure I can do the job if I have to be going up and down trying to get people to open bank, or will I just stay in the bank cajoling people ?

Pls enlighten me

The both Nose rings attracts me to a woman but I will never marry one that wears the first one.
I love waist beads die , I like those ones that combine some small beads and only one big.
I like to Dey count the beads like tesbiu when I Dey nack

There are variants of Prozac and Xanax in Nigerian pharmacies but the trade names are different. You can walk into any pharmacy to buy them without a prescription. I can't tell you the name because you will most likely abuse the drug.. Before taking any psychosomatic drug you need to see a mental health professional first, a qualified one for that matter not one of the quacks everywhere these days.

Don't ever attempt to take antidepressants on your own without a prescription because the side effects are dire and when you withdraw from them or even decrease dosage you will get brain zaps which you cannot control, scary hallucinations and terrifying dreams. You will also fall sick with a fever that feels like a flu but isn't a flu. It comes with body pain and complete lethargy. No pain or fever medication will relieve you at this point because what your body needs is the antidepressants and nothing else. You just have to wait till the symptoms disappear which can take up to a month.

See a good doctor first before taking antidepressants.

Pls can I talk to you privately ?

galantjoe:
I just dished out one girl like that. She was boasting that she has had sex before. Behold, when I wanted to enter, she will close her legs and fridgeting as if I was touching her open wound. after many failed attempts. So I told her she is suffering from vaginismus. Which is as a result of post traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) she might have in her sxxual encounters. She denied that nothing like that existed.

So, I have to break up with her. After then She told that happened when she was in her 1st year in university. That a guy, her boyfriend friend wanted to rape her. Hmm, your boyfriend wanted to rape you, which made you to develop PTSD. Nawaoo, I told her you re too stingy. I can't date such your type,

You just Dey talk nonsense