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Sonnobax15:

Workplace romance dey come along with see-finish brah ....

It'd be better if you should just continue collecting free gifts from her like you're already doing than to later on be collecting free insults when the matter go cast...

Perfectly said or just don't take her gifts again but looking for yes or no ? I pity u , nah ur respect and position at work you want loose so

Onyiiobi7735:
Thank God you admit that you are a big fool.
Do you have to display your animal nature for the world to see?

You don ask google ?

hooklover:
My guy naso e eady to die? With thus life way sweet like say 2 moro no dey. Am doing great i no 2 dey use this account but am balling big time..

lol omo lile... haffa u still Dey chop married women, tell us ur experience since when u don post this topic nah, e Dey sweet me because no be lie married women Dey too disgrace their husbands. Too many here that I am now giving me green lights but I no fit try am o my bro

If you’re in Lagos or Ogun state I can help you but if you are not, ask for forgiveness of your sins, tell God to nullify the signs, after that take off your mind from it. The most important is that you should have faith that’s all. That’s all you need.

Let me know when you’re ready to send my 75k

Goodlyhrt:
This is a complete trash talk.

Any goodness to someone that is reasonable should be like a seed that will germinate and bear massive fruits for the planter.

I swear with my life that I am now in his debt and will not hesitate to give my benefactor any aid that is in my power. Or borrow if I have the capacity to and render him such help.

Guy what happened to you ?

Shut up

Op is a kid, you’re not old enough to have a babe likewise is your babe old enough to have you that’s why you’re both hiding.

Lalami3232:
Na doctor or pilot I wanted to be, but today I'm a software engineer (techie ) wey dey write codes upandan and preaching the good news to all men on nairaland.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

Ur mata just tire me

Wainey:
I wanted to be a doctor so I could save lives.
But now I am trying to save myself from hunger

Lol

eazzzy1:
I first wanted to be like my dad, a banker. Then I wanted to be a car dealer like one of our rich neighbors, then I wanted to be a pilot like another neighbor, then a mechanical engineer like one of my dad’s friends.

Passion never dictated what I wanted to be. I changed my mind as soon as I saw someone richer. I guess I just wanted to be well off. I now work in finance.

You be obo for having rich neighbors

Localemperor:
What if your wife come ugly like Dragon..

Your woman will be my side chick

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Wife
Intelligence 500
Faithful 300
Good in bed 200
I go collect loan so I can buy respect

When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up and what are you now ?

I wanted to be a pilot but now I’m a dispatch rider... nah still transportation sha 😂

We were 8 candidates , after the interview we all chatted and that’s when I knew they all were experienced about the job, I had no experience

codedgalaxy:
i get you mahn but, this is my reputation and perception on the line here.
Come on mahn!

Dem Dey tell u u Dey argue , okay put am inside make the whole house Dey smell Nd make u Dey sleep on am like that. You Dey Bleep babe wey Dey bed wet, nonsense

guobe:
200,000 naira have been sent to me by a good samaritan to distribute to 20 guys with the sum of 10,000 naira each.
The criteria for getting the money as instructed by the donor include the following,;
1.must be struggling
2.Has not insulted others while trying to make his points.
3.He is not an ethnic jingoist and sees every other person as a fellow citizen with whom he merely has a disagreement over how things should be done.
You can show interest and I will do a background check on you and if you are found worthy, you will be picked.
Thanks and may God bless us all .

Abeg I’m interested, do background check abeg.. 9034788399 opay

I really do not want us to play penalties.. I’m not sure super eagles are good at penalties

Pray for Naija abeg

This is ogongo

Yugoslavia247:
Now they chat with another guy even a single guy and the husband does not even bother.

I think most men don't even bother because of the choking responsibility.

This married woman give sex timetable for man.

While the guy outside already telling her how he will knack the kpekus everyday and she smiles sheepishly..

She will "yinmu" to the man while she shows the man sleeping or in a vulnerable state to her newly found lover.

She wants to be everything a woman should be to the new man without asking the new man to pay a dime instead she prefers to pay the bills.

The man at home is either a stooge husband or a problem solver depending on how the wealth is distributed.

A woman who is richer sees the man as a figure head. A poorer woman sees the man as a simp who came to the world to solve her financial problems.

Fact is, if you have banged people's gf while on the bed they call their bf and tell him they need funds.

They won't even dare ask you.

Funny but true.

Like this I fear women

Both the religious and nonreligious

Don't ever believe that deflowering your wife means she won't fall out of love with you or cheat on you.

Women are triggered more than that and more sophisticated.

A woman can show you so much love and empathy but still cheat on you.

She can be your queen and someone else's "sarewagba"

Don't play

Lol sorry OP, nah Wetin ur woman Dey do u now

Which kind phone you wan sell and how much

Gadafii:
i am not supporting online begging, I have been in a very tight fix for a very long period of time and I never for once come online to beg, I found it so hard to even ask friends for financial helps, because of “see finish “

I trained my self to be self reliant, I would rather die than beg for help, na recently I relaxed that mentality and reached out to few of my friends I knew I had stood for in the past

Coming online to beg is not the way, but with the way Nigeria has nose dived into hardship, I wouldn’t blame anyone, I have once reached out to a fellow here who created similar thread to let me know he’s level of qualification, there were few job opportunities I have access to could have recommended him, but he didn’t meet up, I didn’t castigate him, I offered help rather

I need a job o pls

macho44:
Affordable POISON

yanyanyanyanyanyan
You are talking nonsense , nah una type Dey no Dey drink ogogoro but una Dey drink am untop Herb[color=#006600][/color]
What’s the difference 😂

Which color loud you smoke bro ? Send me your dealer number

Only 3 women I Nack

Onyiiobi7735:
😁 That's the only thing Nigerian guys know best to do and think.
Who would call Whites and Asians,names for saying blacks are cursed?
Lol! If the Hollywood superstar Arnold Schwarzenegger had carried sex on the brain,he wouldn't have been a popular model for magazines and movies, become a superstar in Hollywood, and still went on to become a governor in California.

Fool if snoop dog no carry sex for head e no go blow

vicstar16:
I'm the CEO of Vgs Education Global, I came across your post and would like to give you a job doing for my company we have offices in Lagos, Port Harcourt and Enugu. Let me know where you stay and if you're ready to work

Pls o I’m hungry too I don’t need money to eat, I need a job to make money I’m in Lagos o
Abeg help me

E pain me say you no put Blackwood

nitharaey:
Available

Can’t view what’s on your flyer exactly ... try and upload a good image or write details out

I am in Lekki phase 1 here, I am looking for a greener pasture. I haven’t had any work doing some months now and been going hungry all time so I come out here to see if I can get anything at all to put 2 square mill on my table a day if at all even if no savings
Pls I am in Lekki right now tonight , no place to sleep and yet talked to area boys and in garages and few people I think are okay that have seen but nothing
Pls help me with whatever you think I need and is in your position

Chicagograduate:
With an empty stomach?

How do I feel an empty stomach if I don’t work

Please I have been looking for a work, I have been going hungry everyday. I can do any work pls .
Please do you need anyone to do any job for you ? Pls let me know the job you want anyone to do for you I am available pls
Any job at all

Please do you need anyone to do any job for you ? Pls let me know the job you want anyone to do for you I am available pls
Any job at all