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Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Craziest And Out-of-character Thing You've Ever Done? by Harmored(m): 12:53pm On Feb 12, 2018
sharpwriter:



Lol....wetin come happn? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin


Dem carry me go chicken republic..... Buy plenty chicken for me and ice cream

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Craziest And Out-of-character Thing You've Ever Done? by Harmored(m): 12:31pm On Feb 12, 2018
The day my Okada man went to jam unknown hilux, the people inside where dressed like army and because I was on bike which I know hilux cannot catch us, I was like Waka thurndah fire you to the soldiers. So my Okada man speed off, I was on my way to pick my car at the mechanic. Not knowing even the army men where going to the mechanic. That's was how they saw me. I WAS LIKE

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Celebrates Herself On Instagram by Harmored(m): 11:49am On Feb 07, 2018

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Education / Re: JAMB Recommends 1.6 Million Candidates For 2017 Admission by Harmored(m): 8:32am On Jan 27, 2018
mrvitalis:

Stop lying

What department were you going for and what was the cut off

How many As were in you neco

Provide evidence here and if you made the school cut off I would give you 200k instantly

No university would not give you admission if you pass the cut of Mark

You guys stop lying

Which country are you from?

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Politics / Re: Who Is The Greatest Nigerian Ever? by Harmored(m): 8:51pm On Jan 26, 2018
cool FELA ANIKULAPO KUTI

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Joseph Frost Of London: Wizkid’s $1.2m Iced Wristwatch Customizer by Harmored(m): 10:58am On Jan 25, 2018
2shure:
abegi
show us official receipt.
now ive gotten the whole shiiit.
he went thr window shopping
maybe he bought a ring for 500$.
then shaply borrow watch.snap..upload
few mins later
he begs to snap a pix with mr joseph.
he don too watch rick ross and birdman borrow pose life .
u sef wan dey form jacob the jewler


YOU HAVE SENSE DIE...EVEN WIZZY DID NOT SAY HE BOUGHT..
Celebrities / Re: Tax Evasion: Davido Threatens To Release Names Of Those Owing Him In Lagos by Harmored(m): 2:07pm On Jan 17, 2018
doyinisaac:
What about the 30billion in your account??Was this not the same guy that claimed he earned 500million Naira from his concert??he should pay his tax from the so called money Na...
grin is like people don't know what 30billion is, 30 billion is $83million. Go online and search for davido net worth

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Health / Re: ABUAD Signs Mou With Dubai Hospital To End Overseas Medical Tourism by Harmored(m): 6:23pm On Jan 16, 2018
will our politician's be going there

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Without A Job Yet? Learn These 5 Top Skills And Get A Job!!! by Harmored(m): 5:59pm On Jan 16, 2018
After 4 years of school and 1 year NYSC sad

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Travel / Re: Nigeria Lady Delivers Message To Everyone Planning To Move To America1 by Harmored(m): 2:49pm On Jan 16, 2018
obum83:
thanks bro no mind this dark chipmunk if she make 8$ per hour is more than 2k ..If she works 10 hour a day bab na likr 28k or more then multiply it by 30DAYS she should be counting like 1.somthing million or more ...Come back aunty come and sm sleep without light for days...opportunity is in America si don't even discourage people


Azin she is doing just one job, imagine people way dey do 2 or 3 jobs imagine how much them go dey collect bro
Travel / Re: Nigeria Lady Delivers Message To Everyone Planning To Move To America1 by Harmored(m): 8:44am On Jan 16, 2018
I hate it when I see people saying this type of sht, don't ever discourage people from traveling abroad it is only the lazy ones that will go there and not work, all the people are I know that traveled abroad are living fine. Because they are working hard. US is not a place for any lazy person so understand the system of the place before traveling out, don't go there and then discourage people from coming

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Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie Goes Bald (Photos) by Harmored(m): 5:15pm On Jan 15, 2018
cheesy she looks like a sex doll

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele’s Role In Avengers: 7 Things You Should Know by Harmored(m): 8:41am On Jan 12, 2018
smiley

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Car Talk / Re: Tesla Roadster Electric Supercar Races To A Top Speed Over 250 Mph by Harmored(m): 8:33am On Jan 12, 2018
Neoteny:


You've got a long wait waiting for you.

I don't think so wink
Car Talk / Re: Tesla Roadster Electric Supercar Races To A Top Speed Over 250 Mph by Harmored(m): 7:47am On Jan 12, 2018
pxjosh:
When do You plan to buy yours? I think I might get one too for myself later on when I move out. Driving an electric car has always been one of my fantasies. (meanwhile I don't have the money to even buy the tyre yet oh grin )

2022 cheesy don't worry money will come]
Car Talk / Re: Tesla Roadster Electric Supercar Races To A Top Speed Over 250 Mph by Harmored(m): 7:22am On Jan 12, 2018
Patiently waiting to buy this car
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele To Speak Hausa In Upcoming Avengers Movie by Harmored(m): 3:30pm On Jan 11, 2018
Thank God it's not EYES YOU she will be saying there cheesy

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Food / Re: Photo Of An Egg Inside An Egg. How Possible? by Harmored(m): 1:07pm On Jan 06, 2018
senny4ril2424:
...you and Buhari share the same intellectual capacity

But he's your president tongue
Food / Re: Photo Of An Egg Inside An Egg. How Possible? by Harmored(m): 12:19pm On Jan 06, 2018
It's a rare condition in chicken called ocpulation, when the male gamete MORATA the famale haploid during fertilization


Like if you understand

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Religion / Re: "Muslims Attacked My Church During Crossover Night And Raped Girls"- Pastor by Harmored(m): 11:26pm On Jan 01, 2018
kolawoleibukun:
comot for there. the thing pain you. if e no pain you you for no come back. your life be like 4:30 eye. lazy pig.

you fit buy Panadol but you no fit buy oil take oil your nyarsch. you need pampers no be paracetamol. go and pad up my guy you never reach anything.

small boy day feel like say e be anything. gerrat from my face. dead rat undecided



All the things you dey talk no get meaning, I no blame you I blame Seun for allowing ode people like you for nairaland, you come social media dey feel your self like boss, alaye go sit your ass down and do something meaningful with your life, as you old reach you no fit point out something meanifull you don create for your life, I no get your time again I have something better to do
Religion / Re: "Muslims Attacked My Church During Crossover Night And Raped Girls"- Pastor by Harmored(m): 10:52pm On Jan 01, 2018
kolawoleibukun:
I think say u sabi find trouble. your fada. na me u won take shine this year make I finish you for street. u day mad. you think say I be other nairalanders way you day insult day go free? smelling thing. una day here day terrorize people day feel like one thing. poor man.

you are nothing my guy. nothing. with your half baked education. una come nairaland come school. you day quote me. your pa there



Nah only idiots go dey rant for social media, take paracetamol you go dey alright weyre

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Religion / Re: "Muslims Attacked My Church During Crossover Night And Raped Girls"- Pastor by Harmored(m): 9:52pm On Jan 01, 2018
kolawoleibukun:
you generation. your pa. dead fowl. you get sense? na you want follow me rant for here. you way dem use old asharwohh tohto water day baff.
see your dry finger way you take type that nonsense.

you way never fit wash your weak dirty boxers well. your full generation lazy pig


It is well with you, get well soon bro
Celebrities / Re: Charles Okocha Rains Money On His Mother In Celebration Of New Year (video) by Harmored(m): 4:09pm On Jan 01, 2018
Otapipia:

You are poor bro


So unfortunate you're advertising your family business with your name.. OTAPIPIA grin ODE boy
Celebrities / Re: Charles Okocha Rains Money On His Mother In Celebration Of New Year (video) by Harmored(m): 3:35pm On Jan 01, 2018
sad how is this on front page

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Religion / Re: "Muslims Attacked My Church During Crossover Night And Raped Girls"- Pastor by Harmored(m): 3:34pm On Jan 01, 2018
kolawoleibukun:
I do not blame any hausa man for these crimes. the problems stems from the people that we look up to. we have a president of CAN but these mofos just sit down for one place day chop money day fat up their accounts. see that ordinary muslim lawyer girl way dem denyreject, one big man for north spoke out.

dem kill redeem church member for Abuja, Adeboye day hide like snake. to come out and talk like a man. dem no fit. dem go day shout inside church say dem get big God and all day threaten poor masses with God will strike you but if e reach were them go talk, dem go draw body go back. they are not blind not to see all these. I mean our vice president is a pastor who campaigned in the church and he got voter for buhari. undermining say ear day pain buhari e no gotalk say e no day see wetin day happen. all those people congratulate wizkid they are now blind to this one.

dem day blame Freeze say e no day attack Imam dem, the problem no be the Imam, way all those people way day attack Freeze? way Adeboye pikin? way dem? Oyedepo dem no send wen a poor member dies or is punished. Are they not supposed to come out en masse and speak against this? they will hide like cowards. the men are evil. they know what they are doing. martin luther King was a preacher but he condemned the evil against the blacks. na prayer go stop this oppression? if them no want Christians they should say it openly make we share the country. which kind nonsense be this?

is it too much for adeboye to come out and fight against this nonsense? wetin CAN president day do? dem day be president for nothing? Oyakhilome dem just day hide no one fit talk. but see as them come with strong to criticize daddy Freeze which means say they are very well aware of every other things way day happen.

Atiku, na so you won take be president? you don congratulate wizkid, oya how far na? you won hide like say you no see this? devils. na the Imam day send dem to go kill Christians. them go day waka like say dem no day kill fly, but they have hidden agenda. their goal is to Islamize the whole world. it is in their quran. they are up to no good. they are not satisfied with themselves. just to kill and kill. which kind religion be that?

Tuface no fit talk? which kind coward we take do celebrities so? all these people are they insensitive to the problems in Nigeria? wetin hard for Omotola to condemn this and organise a protest against it? na so so pictures dem day send give us we go day comment? but if them sick dem go remember us? the same us way dem day kill dem shut up.

AY makun, una no fit talk? people are dying. some moomu day tell me say make i easy, say na step by step. if na your pikin dem rape last night you go easy? must you wait to be a direct victim before you condemn evil? open your mouth una no be coward. this is bad. small small the thing day near us. them day gain momentum.

cant you challenge your pastors to something. if no be protest way Nigerian protest for London Buhari for carry him rotten ear sit down for there day waste our money. we just sit down day judge for house but the men we call leaders day dine with these killers. dem go come stabnd before us day form righteous.

Ashimolowo how far? you blind? abi na Bobrisky we go come day call to use him platform send the message across? the thing day pain me oh. becos we look up to these people, we attend their shows. buy their movies. support them. Funke Akindele where una day? Don Jazzy una no be men? Tiwa how far na?

see as all American stars team up against their president. putting pressure on the man left and right. our deaf president just keep quiet ordinary Fulani herdsmen day slaughter people anyhow. aboki way suppose to day polish shoes begin rape people children. we don forget the millions way die oh. the thing be like say we don forget them. life goes on. but the life be like say e no day go anywhere oh
. the killing day rise everyday


HAVE SENSE IN JESUS NAME..
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions For 2018? by Harmored(m): 12:08am On Jan 01, 2018
LEAVING NIGERIA TO UK cheesy cheesy

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Religion / Re: 9 Facts About Heaven That Will Surprise You - Randy Alcorn by Harmored(m): 9:35am On Dec 31, 2017
Nice one jiggaz but about that number 7 the flesh will not be going to heaven only the soul, how do we identify a person by the soul, it's only the flesh we can use to identity people on earth and the flesh will get old, I'm just Curious in heaven will you there be old people? Or Young ones or even babies? Or it's just the soul and if it's just the soul how do you identify

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Romance / Re: This Pretty Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Husband, See Her Requirements! by Harmored(m): 7:25am On Dec 27, 2017
grin
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reconciles With Wizkid, As They Perform FIA Together At Wizkid Concert by Harmored(m): 7:53am On Dec 25, 2017
Tattooboy:
Who cares?


I was given a live chicken this morning by my landlady, but I can't even hold it. Please wat do i do?


Leave the animal alone you don't deserve it

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Reconciles With Wizkid, As They Perform FIA Together At Wizkid Concert by Harmored(m): 7:53am On Dec 25, 2017
PharmAlfred:
Nairalanders can now bow their heads in shame. Next year they will come here again to take sides. Every time you want to type that rubbish again, remember you 've no stakes in their lives and projects.

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Politics / Re: Charly Boy: "Any Politician Or Pastor That Owns A Private Jet Is A Bastard" by Harmored(m): 7:19pm On Dec 13, 2017
plessis:
don't you see governors and ministers using public transport in the western world?....

Or you just wrote this nonsense as someone who has spoon in his head instead of brain...




Are we talking of political idiots here who do it for the media, change your mentality, so because they use public transport means they don't steal money uhn? How old are you 13?

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