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Whizzcute:

hmmmM! Dis is wat we call determination. Men burning cadle's dos days. Now it has upgrade 2 stove, hmmmmmM! Am stil wondering d hot heat 4rm dat stove.

TitiJJ:
By JUMI RHODES

Psychologist-cum-businessman Adejoro Olumofin is famous on the social media for tackling various relationship/marital issues via his Instagram timeline "joroolumofin". In one of the most shocking emails he received from a lady, Olumofin says "I was speechless when I got this.. Does this really happen?" Below is the email as sent by the lady to Olumofin:
Hello DoktorMofi,
Please I want to know if this is normal or any woman has experienced it before? My boyfriend has been demanding the most unbelievable thing from me these past months. He wants to be licking my private area when am on my period. I first thought he was joking then he got angry and said am judging him, that his ex allowed him to do it. Because I love him, I allowed him a few times, but I used pillow to cover my face because I was shy and didn't want to see the blood. I know he won't see this because he is an older guy and not an online person, but I am now scared because he counts my cycle every month and am thinking it's spiritual. Help me ask your Instagram people if it's normal. What should I do? He is very nice to me though and gentlemanly.

This bizarre revelation has generated hundreds of comments on Olumofin's Instagram timeline:


preyefreeman: Girl it is abnormal, totally doesn't sound right. I suggest you talk to a pastor and pray well because that might lead you to the grave. May God guide and protect you iJN!!! Amen


glitzabelle: I like that this lady knows it's spiritual. Honey, he's def using it for something. No sane guy will EVER do that. Some men won't even do cunninglingus. Am so disgusted by this. Pls pray and fast consistently. Run far away from that man. He's up to no good


tutusbeninajebutter: Jesus Christ of Nazareth! Blood of God!! Holy Moses!!!


ola_torera: This isnt normal o...i had someone who gave anonymous testimony about this.... it is spiritual, who enjoys head?it's supposed to be you not him demanding especially again wen you are on your period.well,according to what was said concerning d anonymous testimony it has to do with a kind of convenant they had with darkness,glory sucker and may render all ur lyf useless


http://dawntodusknews.com/help-my-boyfriend-licks-my-menstrual-blood-nigerian-lady-cries-out/

God 4bid, waste product frm a lady, a guy is lickn it Wat kind of dirty love is dat? Ur boyfriend reali need deliverance even u d girl also need deliverance 4 allowin him 2 do such a stup.d act.

viviangist6:
In Ekiti State Nigeria, The governor Ayo Fayose yesterday hung out with some market women at the soon to be demolished old Oja Oba in Ado Ekiti, the state capital. Fayose was there to encourage the women as they moved out of the market which he will be refurbishing soon. giving them advises and letting them know about his latest projects to be carried out.

Source http://viviangist.com/fayose-hangs-out-with-market-women-in-the-state-photos

clear road 4 d man wey sabi....

arabianights:
Was in the bulk room of a first generation bank and crowd was quite bad ( yet they say no money ).There were some igbo men that had come to deposit quite an amount of money and had been conversing loudly in their dialect not caring that they were been a nuisance.
All of a sudden a white man comes in and the teller receives his cash whilst ignoring the hisses and insults of customers.

The igbo men, trust them started insulting the man and went ahead to add more in their dialect,the white man then,calmly turnsto them and responded to them in IGBO language then went on to add a few more sentences... the whole bulk room kept shut out of shock of course.I turned to him in amazement to ask him on how he learnt igbo and he smiled and responded to me fluently in HAUSA.

Apparently, he had been there before every one else but the account number was wrong and he was told he couldnt make calls in the banking hall, he then went out to make a call and wait for the right account number.On his return,hE went straight to the teller as she had assured him that when he returned ,he wouldnt have to join the queue again.The teller should have explained to all instead of ignoring customers.

Any way my point is that these white men are smatter than us, they learn our languages so as to enable themselves settle in and do business whilst most of us go to their countries and come back the same people we were when we left if not worse.

ok oooh! So.... Bcus a white man speak igbo make's him beta dan nigeria abi. Mr seun shud put sense room wia sum pple can go there n colct little 4rm it.

makzeze:

sum police men need commonn sense sha.

vivianblog2:
4 members of a family lost their lives today in a fatal accident along the Abakwa, Buruku local government area of Benue state. The accident involved an 18-seater commercial bus that collided with a motorcycle carrying the deceased persons which comprised of a man, his wife and two brothers. They all died on the spot, while a few passengers in the bus, including the driver, sustained serious injuries. The deceased were returning from the burial of a family member when they met their untimely death

Source http://viviangist.com/4-members-of-a-family-die-in-fatal-accident-in-benue-graphic-photos

Cc: lalasticlala

wen I wake up n d moring my creator is d 1st I 2ok 2. I av 2 comit all my daily activities and dat of my family on 2 his able hands. God pls we all need ur protection dis period AMEN. R.I.P 2 d ead.

AmicableEd:
Honourable Moji Lawal, the only single female legislator in the Lagos State House of Assembly is now married.


She was the first ever female aspirant in Apapa constituency, and emerged their first female representative on May 29, 2015. There were over 100 delegates in the primaries before she emerged her party – All Progressive Congress (APC)’s candidate.



The Honourable was reportedly the last ‘single’ legislator in the house before she got married this week. As of May, her and husband John Paul had done their ‘introduction ceremony’, and had gone to the registry, but hadn’t had their Nikkai or engagement.

Her husband, John Paul, is a businessman.

See first photos below: http://weddinginnigeria.com/one-of-the-honourables-in-lagos-state-house-of-assembly-moji-lawal-gets-married-exclusivephotos/

am happy 4 dem wella. Mine is cumn soon AMEN.

viviangist:
Source https://twitter.com/benmurraybruce/status/662642579725512704

ok ooh.

xpac01:
It happened this morning while I was enroute Enugu from Adamawa State. Getting to Dan Anacha L.G.A of Taraba State by 10:30am, we got caught up in a terrible traffic that lasted over six hours caused by nobody but policemen stationed at the check point.
What lead to the event? The Young Shall Grow Luxurious bus driver refused offering the policemen N2000 they demanded. He rather stated he was only ready to offer N500. But for what reason is the money meant I just kept wondering. While there looks like no agreement on the horizon the driver made way to move, this now lead to the shooting from one of the policemen, firing bullet on the bus tyre hence tyre rupture and the blocking of the road by the bus. The funny part of the whole stuff was that, the policemen who carried out terror, jumped into the car our government gave them for citizens security, and gunned the engine away from the shooting stie. The Taraba state police commission had to come in and compensate the driver for the tyre ruptured before commuter as well as me had access to continue our trip. This was around 4;10pm.
BTW am still on the road. wish me safest trip.
Find pictures below.

hmmmm! Am not suprise @ all. Wat do u xpct 4rm animal n uniform, wen sum of dem don't av common sense imediately they Rr gven dat meta(GUN) I guess dis tin reali turn their brain up side down. Safe trip dear.

vizkiz:
The young rich and talented musician just uploaded a video and picture of his new toy on IG and captioned it .


"Early birthday gift to myself!!! my R8!!! finally here!!!!"

Happy birthday in advance to OBO


https://instagram.com/p/9wOusXKUJ6/

pls who has davido phone numba I jst wana snd him happy birthday txt msg n advance

Surejobsng:
Stanbic IBTC Bank is a leading African banking group focused on emerging markets globally. It has been a mainstay of South Africa's financial system for 150 years, and now spans 16 countries across the African continent.
Standard Bank is a firm believer in technical innovation, to help us guarantee exceptional client service and leading edge financial solutions. Our growing global success reflects our commitment to the latest solutions, the best people, and a uniquely flexible and vibrant working culture. To help us drive our success into the future, we are looking for resourceful individuals to join our dedicated team at our offices.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Teller

Location: Nigeria

Job Description
What does it mean to be a Teller within SB?

They are most often the first point of contact for our clients - the face of the Bank, so one can understand the importance of this role in maintaining and growing the reputation and brand of the Bank. With this in mind lets chat through a ‘day in the life’ of a Teller.

Customer Service and Care:

The most consistent aspect of this job is people.
A day in the life of a Teller begins and ends with interacting with and serving the Bank’s customers. Within this context, having a love for, interest in and tolerance of people of all ages, races, convictions and attitudes is key.
The catch phrases ‘customer care’ and customer service’ are so often heard but so seldom really experienced. Some people naturally want to, and are really talented at making others feel acknowledged, listened to, valued and heard.
There are many ways of doing this but the result of friendly, competent and efficient service is always the same, a happy and loyal customer.
This obviously requires that you stand for most of the day so physical wellness is a must.
Please note: In addition to the above, Sr Teller will also provide assistance to less experienced teller staff. Another major function is to assume the role of a Teller Supervisor in his/her absence.

Position Requirements
Product knowledge:

You cannot offer great customer service without a powerful product, or as with SB, a range of products.
Having the ability and desire to keep up to date with the market and product changes is a must.
In addition, providing constructive feedback and recommendations on how to improve SB’s services and products is valued.
Would you prefer a role which provides you with clear guidelines? Do you enjoy an organised approach to life? If so then the next 2 role requirements may come naturally to you.
The Teller plays a variety of activities such a receiving deposits and managing withdrawals.
They also play a critical referral role as they are involved in identifying customer needs and need to know the Bank and its products well enough to refer them to the right person.
This is referred to as ‘lead generation’, a role which our best Tellers excel at.

Cash Management:

The Banks main function is to safeguard and grow the assets of its customers.
Managing, monitoring and accounting for the different forms of money that flow through your till is key to the role of the Teller.
A love of ‘precision’ and a desire to be accurate are key to succeeding in this role.

Compliance:

The Bank works within a clear and strictly applied legal framework.
The Teller needs to know and consistently apply these rules, processes and regulations across products and customers.
Well, compliance can also be applied to people and relationships.
Building trust through maintaining high levels of honesty and confidentiality is paramount to the values of the Bank and success of this role.
Often this implies taking the time to explain the ‘red tape’ to the customer in a way that makes sense to the customer impacted.
We began this description by speaking about the people aspects of this role.

How to Apply

Click to apply:


https://careers.peopleclick.com/careerscp/client_standardbankhv/highvolume/jobDetails.do?functionName=getJobDetail&jobPostId=2&localeCode=en-us#top

am ntrested bt base n benin city. I want 2 know d method 2 apply.

donaldofficials:
Caption

With my beautiful STRONG WOMAN @ SENATOR ITA GIWA
#yacXb2g
#YACXB2G

Source https://instagram.com/p/9txBiDAv7R/?taken-by=yemialade

From the event Going On at Civic Centre Hosted by Yemi Alade

hard work pay's.

Phelicx:
SAED IN PROGRESS! one heck of a lecture!

hahahah. Oboi ye body nu b fire wood ooh. Dis also remind me wen I was n camp, I wil make sure I padluck myslf nside d room till SAED abi wat eva d name is slf I don't care 2 know Is ova. Den imediately wen it's time 4 food I wil jst bounce out 2 av my own share . Body nu b fire wood ooh.

Bedeosky:
When ever you get up from Bed, Pray to your God about that day, try and hand everything over to Him, because we don't know what that day will result, From the report with some Graphic photos reaching me is the sad event that occurred today at "TINCAN APAPA LAGOS NIGERIA" , A 14 seater bus, popular called, Danfo bus in Lagos this afternoon collided with a motorcyclist at Tincan, on Apapa Expressway, Lagos State. According to information gathered from eyewitnesses, the motorcycle whose head was smashed to piece, died instantly, while the bus driver ran away. Below are the graphics photos from the Ghastly accident Today.

source http://viviangist.com/one-dies-as-danfo-bus-okada-rider-collide-at-tincan-apapa-graphic-photos

my creator n heaven pls I rejct premature death, No member of my family n friends even pple readn dis post, no non of us sha witness premature death AMEN. R.I.P 2 d dead.

ceo247frolic:
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Caption this "pity" look on Rotimi Amaechi's face at the ministerial retreat

http://www.newshelm.com/2015/11/caption-look-on-rotimi-amaechis-face-at.html

4 AMAECHI mind wike go cmel pepper I swear.

bidexmimi:
Why should we bother ourselves on 5000 naira promise..If they eventually decide to pay the 5k, do you think it would help the unemployed in anyway.. of what use is 5k monthly when some of your mates are earning 200k and above monthly..

We need to wake up and demand for skill acquisition schemes and Jobs..we don't want 5k...5k can't make some ladies hair, some of us spend more dan 5k daily..Will 5k feed you for a month?
Let's fight for Jobs and reduce unemployment not 5k.
Nigerian youth should be thinking of the nation's progress,we don't have to be political in all our thinking. Just my thought.

me I need a job despirately bcus 5k can't solve my problm 1mnth. I need a job 2 support my biz dats all.

onlyme12:
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A Medview aircraft has crash landed at the domestic wing of the Muritala Muhammed 2 Airport in Lagos today.

The plane was headed headed for Abuja, but had to make an emergency landing few minutes after take off due the fact that the engine caught fire. The Airline tweeted apologies immediately after to its passengers.
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http://www.nigerianewsheadlines.com/?p=13096

tank GOD 4 his mercy.

lalasticlala:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/photos-saraki-in-court-as-lawyers-walk-out-on-tribunal/

and mr saraki is still d senate president of nigeria. HmmmmM! Sum dude n dis country Rr above d law bcus I know he wil stil go scot free.

CARLOSZ:
[img]http://www.talkglitz.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Lagos-Ibadan-Expressway-300x200.jpg[/img]

http://www.talkglitz.tv/2015/11/05/rccg-repairs-lagos-ibadan-expressway/





[img]http://www.talkglitz.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Lagos-Ibadan-Expressway.jpg[/img]

GOD is good.

ChuzzyBlog:
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Super Comedian and Airtel’s brand ambassador Akpororo is not about games at all. The gentleman has taken his beautiful heartthrob Josephine on a journey of eternity.

Today at the Ikoyi Marriage Registry, the comedian tied the knot with his bride who he proposed to about 3 months ago. Ya'll remembered the Church and football pitch proposals right? funny man!

Congratulations Akopororo! God bless your union. See another photo below


Source:
http://www.chuzzysblog.com/2015/11/its-official-apkororo-ties-knot-with.html

congrat man.

deadie:
You are ignorant and she is 100% right. That seat belt is very very unsafe for a kid of that age. Must be a Nigerian airline, otherwise I will expect the flight attendants to know this simple fact.

both of u reali reali lack udastndn, I said d father decided 2 snap her nstantly n post mayb b4 d flight took off. Am nt against her comment. I know u can't leave a little baby wit sit-belt all alone, d father or mother shud sit clos. Jst dat both of u refuse 2 udastnd my comment.

OboOlora:
I leave you to your ignorance, Happy wallowing..........

I leave u 2 ur lack of udastndn, happy more wallowing....

OboOlora:
Hate? If you fly often, u will know what basinettes are.

I know u fly all d time. Bt my view is dat, I guess d baby and d father sit clos 2 each oda, and u can also see dat d baby is on sit-belt and it meant jst occur dat d father decided 2 snap her imediately n post. Madam u naver stil udastnd?

dre11:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/my-mans-dad-smacked-my-bum/

hmmmM! Do u av an evidence 2 prove it? No picture of it @ all and u Rr bold enuf 2 lie. U seriously need deliverance

Durentt:
yes. Who said she shud be a lesbian before

hmmmM! Bt u said u wil wait 4 her 2 grow up so dat u wil pay her bride price and u Rr a female. Dat means u Rr a suspect...

OboOlora:
Are babies less than 2yrs supposed to sit alone on planes? This guy is uneducated and crude, money definitely cant buy class!

y d hate now yawo? Can't u see sit-belt on her waist? Well I guess is 2much sokn of garri dats y u can't see it clearly.

Davidsylva:
Davido who love his daughter like nothing else,took pictures of his daughter as they both flew first classfor their vacation,but where the mother sef . He says this:

"MAMA's 1ST FLIGHT !!!! #ourfirstvacation #firstclass ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️"


https://instagram.com/p/9rUoMmqUOd/?taken-by=davidoofficial

beautiful baby.

Durentt:
why are u tokin rawbissh

he said d baby wil nt bcum a lesbian, dat 1 now cum rubish Na wa ooh.

ochejoseph:
‎
Senator Ben Murray Bruce today took to twitter to express sadness over the "Killing" by APC senators of a motion to compel President Buhari to commence the Payment of 5000 naira to unemployed young Nigerians as promised by the APC during the 2015  presidential campaign 


https://mobile.twitter.com/benmurraybruce/status/661991188593971200?p=v

hmmmmM! Urth waitn 4 5k? Dat shud b nxt donkey years 2 cum. #SMH#

ejitemi1:
I have got a job finally!! 
I want to thank God for d miraculous way in which he did it.

Let me tell you all my story. I studied an engineering course in the University, graduate with a 2.1 and  finished my NYSC early  last year. I have submitted countless applications online,(because I had a 2.1 I always get test invitations) & did over 20 tests and interviews but always get the "we will get back to you" feedback.

Out of frustration I took a 35K job offer as a Sales rep in a FMCG company, the MD of the company is very abusive and always hire and fire at will. I did this job for over a year till I got fed up because I couldn't take it anymore.

During the 1year period of working in the FMCG company, I kept updating my skills by learning AutoCAD, PDMS and 2 other engineering softwares from my savings because those trainings are very expensive.

I resigned few months back and relocated to Lagos. Then I continued applying for jobs online and then I compiled a list of almost 200 oil and gas companies in Lagos through google and linkedin contacts, wrote their names, addresses , fone numbers and emails. I sent unsolicited applications together with my CV to all the companies and waited for 2 weeks but yet no positive responses.

Then I changed tactics and started sending text messages & calling the landlines of those companies yet I kept getting the same responses of "we are not employing for now", "the oil industry is in crisis", "We'll get back to you if we need you". 

Then last week I got fed up and started visiting those companies physically to drop hard copies of my CVs and applications. Then within few days, I started getting test & interview invitations, but all are still inconclusive. Then I got a call last week friday to come to an oil servicing company I submitted CV in VI. I went there I was told they are interested in me because of the engineering softwares I said I know and we did the interview and on the spot the told me the job function as a Trainee Engineer, and I was really happy that I will get good experience with the job, but what shocked me the most was when the issue of salary came, they asked what I would collect I wanted to mention that it is in the region of 70-90K so as not to discourage them because we are all aware of the Issues in the Oil & Gas industry and also because the company was a small one with just an ugly bungalow and am sure their staffs are not up to 20,  then I told them am willing to go with their company's structure for entry-level engineers. Then the HR just told me the will start with an amount (over 100K) & that I am to start immediately, and asked if I will take it, I was speechless and just said Yes, because despite the mass sacking in the oil industry & bad economy I still got a good job without any connection or experience in the oil industry. I couldn't hold my joy when I was shown to my work station and work commenced. Pls fellow applicants don't loose hope, keep trusting God and He will do it for us all.

Xoxo

am happy 4 u bro. Dis is xactly wat am planning 4 by his grace, 2 av a job attach 2 my biz am doin 4 now.

NSNA:
Onest Chance Nigeria.

Show me your friends and i will tell you who you ________


https://instagram.com/p/9rh61eJ6_F/

short of words 4 now sha.

FlirtyKaren:
There was pandemonium on Saturday and Sunday near the Trailer Park at Ebubu in Eleme Local Government Area of Rivers when scores of youth, women and children descended on a burrow pit; dug out and took home several tonnes of chicken condemned and buried by men of the Nigerian Customs.

The scavengers came with shovels, pans, basins and buckets to cart their loot home.

The Customs had on Friday dug out a canal there and buried thousands of cartons of frozen poultry they seized at the Onne Ports. Witnesses said the chicken were brought in six containers, emptied and
buried before the customs party left.

But news soon spread abroad about the development and very early on Saturday, the human carrions came calling. With no security at the site, they dug and dug and opened up the pit.

A visit to many homes around the area on Sunday revealed serious barbecuing going on as people roasted and dried the chicken they exhumed from the burial site.

In one home according to reports, a full length refrigerator was stocked full of roast chicken, while the hosts invited guests to a sumptuous pick.

But the development has sent an alarm across Eleme and neighbouring communities about the danger of eating the condemned chicken.
The Archbishop of the popular Commonwealth Covenant Church, the Most Rev. Moses Kattey, had to put out a message to the people on Sunday warning people off eating chicken for two weeks.

“A very mighty hole was dug and trailers of carton of chicken were buried by govt for health reasons. People have gone there with shovels to exhume the meat to sell. Warn your people please not to buy frozen or fried chicken next 2 weeks. They are poisonous. This happened here in Eleme but can be sold anywhere,” the archbishop said.

Mr. Friday Lewa Goya, a local resident said:

“We saw scores of people in Eleme/Onne axis (just before trailer Park) carrying raffia bags full of exhumed ‘frozen’ chickens and turkey. The Nigerian Customs buried them yesterday after seizing them from the importers.

“Please if you live in Rivers state, especially in Onne area cascade this post. you might also want to stay off frozen poultry for a while.”
A few other residents however said there was no health hazard with the poultry. Mr. Lasbrey Iriaka said the poultry was confiscated not because it had expired or because it posed health hazard.

“It was seized from importers because it is contraband. The customs men even diverted one container themselves. So who is fooling who?” queried Iriaka.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/photos-river-state-people-dig-up-eat-chicken-buried-by-customs.html

nigerian's av deep hrt bt we can't use it 2 face d thives politicians n dis country nstead we use it 2 hot ourselves. D oda day a trailer wit petro had an acident, evribody was jst avin their own share of d petro and they don't even care dat petro is highly inflemable, now is contaminated chicken's, dis is 2 show d high level of poverty in dis country. My suggestion is since we nigeria av d hrt 2 do dis I tink we shud better use it 4 protest against nigeria thieves politician bcus they rr cause of nigeria problem"s.