₦airaland Forum

lanicky:
Okay this is a counter thread... Ion like it when Niggas try to make we single ladies feel bad.

Cc: emusmith. I doff my Okrika hat.


So..below are the obstacles that kept some men in the bachelors class throughout 2015.


Unrealistic Dreams:
His monthly allowance is 30k, he works as a Clark at Dangote cement store BT he doesn't want to marry anyhow girl, He prefer the likes of...Zara Buhari, Obama's daughter or Nelson Mandela's grand daughter..etc
Dude forgot there's a wide gap between unrealistic dream nd reality.

2• He thinks he can have it all:
He's that play boy who is always looking for something better. He wants to enjoy his life to the fullest when his still young before people start to tag him as *CREEPY OLD MAN*

3• He doesn't want to compromise his spiritual beliefs:
He knows women can be over spiritual therefore: he won't want to compromise his proffesed faith to placate hers. So maybe, he would consider marriage next year. *shrugs*
JollyJoy and misspicy pray for him abeg

4• He has confused and unrealistic expectations:

He's highly confused about the kind of girl he wants. He would love to marry a Beautiful, tall, light skinned, sexy, lively BUT not a talkative, have big nd sexy curves in the right places, hardworking, humble, God fearing, YORUBA girl
shoo na only you waka come?

5•He's selfish and immature:

He cares about himself only. His girlfriend cones second or third in every option. He can't give but he likes to take from his girlfriend instead. *dudes favorite song is: She no want designer by Davido
He forget or totally ignore things that matters most to his girlfriend but, you dare not forget his birthday.

Biko, how do you expect him to marry? :-/

6• Spiritual attack or cause:

He really wants to get married but, the Pharaoh nd Satanic agents from his father's house has been preventing him.

OR

Bros don rape a 6yr old Binta when he went for National youth service in ABAKALIKI and Mama Binta don swear for am with her left bwest. Abeg, how hr won take marry with that kain curse na?


Ooops! My battery. This BEDC guy no go bring light?

Don't mind my typographical error abeg, would modify later.

ok

IbnSultaan:
During the chat PMB will be answering questions, use #AskPMB to ask questions.

wia is nigeria goin to?

IbnSultaan:
The #PMBMediaChat is coming up in less than an hour,


Presidential Media Chat to begin soon, don't forget to watch live streaming via https:///zoY0TqrCtv and on NTA Network center

hmmmmmM! PMB shud make an Enquiry now....

sugarbelly1:
PDP's twitter handle tweeted the pictures, praising Governor Segun Mimiko and claiming that this is what a typical primary school in Ondo state looks like.

Is it true?

Source: https://twitter.com/PdpNigeria/status/682161501856231424

Lalasticlala, seun, ishilove

9ice official...

1freshdude:
It's not about spec. It's about the babe falling for you and not your house, status or your car.
Privileged people who have their games goin feel very much better knowing that people are not around them because of their accessories.

I udastnd u vry well..... Bt U & I know's wat most nigerians girls want

tellwisdom:
Ok, i will fix it to "normal". Fish head, Can i go now??

b4 u go wit ur low brain, y don't u cum 2 me so dat.... I can hlp u wit AZ oil 2 pour on it

1freshdude:
That's boring! Theirs a fulfilment that comes with hunting and catching your prey without help!

u Rr correct but my boys know's my specification....

tellwisdom:
Yes I'm druck....Mugu

hmmmmM! U jst displayed ur low brain box faculty ryte now. Bt there is hope 4 u anyway 2 fix it back 2 numa

ebosie11:
Nigerian Actress Dayo Amusa In Car Accident With Dangote Trailer

Popular Nollywood actress Dayo Amusa was heading home from Liz Da Silva’s Ankara ball party
when she got involved in an accident with a
Dangote trailer that had a brake failure.According to her,the Dangote truck collided with 4 other
cars in the unfortunate collision.

She said...
“Thank God for our lives. How can a whole Dangote trailer be on motion without a brake".

See photos from the scene of the crash below

https://www.instagram.com/p/_0gTdTKpeS/?taken-by=dayoamusa

thank GOD 4 d gift of life... Dangote trailer hmmmmM! Only GOD can tell oooh.

tellwisdom:
U go hit em lorry, thinking sey Dangote go give u money. All these Nigerian gurls eh

hmmmm! rr u sure u rr nu druck? I guess u Rr druck...

vybzkartel:
Being a guy myself.. I know what we can say sometimes just because we need that one particular girl... Lol... I remember i told a lady dangote was my business partner... Shockingly i had her... Lol... Ladies let's have some fun... Drop all the funnies guys say and do when they want you. Lol

I don't toast a lady @ all, I snd my boys afta dem while I sit @ my VIP section....

sexaddict08:
change your 'their' to 'there'...... abi na Ibadan you school?

so... Na dat 1 u see? Hw abt d IJN he abrevated? Bt he cud spell d oda name n full and abrevate JESUS name. Okie ooh, God av mercy.

Yeyegist:
This tragic event took place some moment ago along the Onitsha express way, Anambra State. The driver of the truck was trying to outsmart the military personnel on the road. While at it, he crashed into a car and killed a military man in the process. He has since been apprehended.
http://www.metropillar.com/2015/12/truck-driver-kills-soldier-while-trying.html

cc lalasticlala, seun, ishilove

may his soul Rest n peace.... Jst imagin hw d truck driva is feeling ryte now....hmmmM! Jst few days 2 new year. God pls av mercy on us.

emusmith:
Some Reasons Ladies Act The Way They Do.

Good evening peeps.
I have critically looked at some complains by Nairaland guys and to be honest, some of them sound so hilarious. They open threads about it and still, the truth remains covered. They leave more frustrated, I guess.

I thought it timely to unveil some of the REASONS LADIES ACT THE WAY THEY DO.

I'm no psychologist neither I TIM LAHAYE, but I believe some of these answers will help my Nairaland friends to better understand our ladies better and not get confused when these attitudes play out.

Let's see some reasons:


1. When she leaves her undies at your place

- A lady told me saying, it's a "possessing your possession" tactics. I was like, who does that? I thought differently until today.

- A few others (5%) just forgot it. Thanks to constant cohabitation.



2. When she starts over-demanding even when she knows your financial capacity.

- She just met some one else and wants a breakup via a quarrel.

- Must have heard friends boasting on how theirs involve in profligate spending on them.


3. When she gets angry each time you ask her about her past relationships

- She isn't proud of something there. Not like she is bad but it hurts her to have made some mistakes. Give her some time before proceeding to the next point...


- She is hiding something from you.
If she is a sincere girl who wants a honest relationship, she shouldn't get angry for crying out loud. All the time you gave her, yet, she wants to conceal it till...you hear it from elsewhere and she now comes begging, "hun, I'm sorry. It was the devil" lobatan!



4. When she tells you, "I'm in a relationship" and still wants to be your friend, and her supposed "imaginary" boyfriend isn't in sight."


- Have you noticed, the best thing to do
is to be her friend? That statement is a tricky one. Be her friend to the point of being a brother (Make her free, laugh and happy, with friendship in mind- cancel her thoughts) . At that point, she will focus her attention on you. She might even approach you. It might be too late then.


5. When she keeps changing her decisions about dating you.


- Sometimes, it's because there are other options available to her. But something about you makes her want to still consider you. She's still trying to keep you with one hand.

- Other times, it's just the influence of friends. Her bestie, perhaps.


6. When you are having an "emotional chat" with her and dp goes, wow, "I love you, Pete. and your name is Jamiu!

- Firstly Jamiu, she might be seeing you as a
stalker. Maybe, you forced your way into her Friend's List. She wants to get rid of you ASAP.

- Secondly, If you're James and not Jamiu, she's just trying to play with your mind by making you think she is surrounded. More often than not, Pete doesn't exist! She's so alone. It's a strategy called 5-4-1.


7. When she says to this thread and the Op, "You'll never be able to understand a woman, NEVER, no matter how hard you try!"

- That's a harsh defence tactics by Nairaland Ladies called 6-3-1 since 1672. .



Gnyt.

jst 1 way most of dem think....

mrpackager:
Eko Hotel, Lagos was shut down yesterday as
YBNL boss and Shakiti Bobo singer, Olamide held
the second edition of his “Olamide Live In
Concert“, #OLIC2 last night, December 27. The
event graced the high and mighty as several
musical acts performed.
There were mixed reactions however, when two
headlining acts who were expected to perform at
the show were not present. Wizkid and Davido
were missing and fans were not happy about it.
Davido had earlier twitted, confirming that he
would be present at the show but was not able to
show up.


See Fans Reaction Below…



https://i0.wp.com/www.gltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/OLIC.png?resize=531%2C571
https://i0.wp.com/www.gltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/OLIC2.png?resize=538%2C580
https://i1.wp.com/www.gltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/OLIC4.png?resize=530%2C380

source; http://www.gltrends.com/wizkid-davido-failed-to-show-up-at-olamides-olic2-concert-see-fans-reaction/

Cc:
lalasticlala

mtcheeeewwwww.

dre11:
www.punchng.com/mother-raises-the-alarm-as-rapist-husband-walks-free/

hmmmM! I don't even know wat 2 say....

Islie:
www.punchng.com/robbers-shoot-man-son-in-calabar/

tank God no life lost.

vivianblog3:
Going to Cause a lot of Hold Up this Early 2015 Boxing Day Morning, Photos From Terrible accident on stadium flyover leading to Alaka Lagos State Nigeria. please Authorities Needed to De-congest The Road

Report From http://www.viviangist.com/photos-terrible-accident-on-stadium-flyover-leading-to-alaka

Cc; lalasticlala , obinoscopy

hope no life was lost?

mloveth:
IK Ogbonna’s wife Sonia shared the photos on Instagram and wrote…

[b]"It's not like you can wrap up all the Christmas gifts❤️
Y'all didn't need to believe in us,but we believed in each other even when times were very tough,we held on each other's potential,hard work and hella strong faith ,and it's all that matters.
Together,we slay.
Now and forever.
When money wasn't there,we still had love,respect and mad loyalty for each other. I didn't need to see a one naira to know that I married a billionaire. A king. I saw it in him and i made him start seeing himself the same way i did.
With the right person by your side,nothing you can't do.
Always believe in that one person you love. Encourage. Support. Love. Speak positivity and life into them. You have power in you,you will see how your lives will change for better! Don't bully,compare,nag,complain. It won't work. And you guys,love your lady. Cherish her. Be loyal and faithful. Appreciate. She will do magic for you. Trust me.
Now I can confidently tell you that is possible and available. Everything you ever dreamed of. But you have to choose Love first and make it your priority.
Because God loves Love and He will always make it happen.
#aintNoSugaDaddyBish #partnersInCrime4life"[/b]


https://www.instagram.com/p/_tdLK9kV2p/

hmmmmM! Dis country slf. Sum Rr cryn and sum Rr happy. It's well.

Diamonddris:
My name is Diamond, and I just had a new girl friend after breaking up with a very loving girl(my X.).




But the problem I have with this my new girl is that every time she comes visiting,she comes with two to three of her friends and this is so annoying.

Minus spending a lot of money to entertain the four of them,I dnt get any intimacy with my girl because of the presence of her friends..although the girl is very pretty..

When I asked her why she brings her friends to my house in all her visits, she told me that she wants them to see how handsome I am..when I told her that her reasons are ridiculous, she grew angry, and I love this girl...and she is not picking my calls for two days now.

Please Nairalanders, what should I do?

Am I in love? Or has STUPIDITY taken over ME?

lolz.... Nigerian's Rr so 4uni I don't know y. So... Bcus of her pretty and on d oda hand she cumn 2 ur hood wit her friends 2 also see ur pretty too hmmmmM! I tink STUP.DITY has taken ova. Well if I wia u wenever she cum's again wit oda of her friends try n collect their fone numba's and do d needful.

samocholi:
Greetings to u all,please I need a candid advise because am fed up and confused at same time.It all started in 2011 when I met my wife through my collegue in the bank. I used to work in operations and hardly have time to truly search for a wife that is what I thought back then.so I had this collegue of mind who appears responsible and is also a church worker in a responsible church,not all these money making churchs.so I confided in him , so one day he came to me that he has this lady where he normally goes to worship atimes that he will take me to meet her ,that she is God fearing ,a church worker and her father is a pastor in one of the northern states,which he did and introduced us and gradually we started dating,


I even took her to see my parent.to their amazement she woke up around 4am and swept and cleaned the house before we could even wake up for morning prayers.when my Dad saw this he was really please and was like this truly is wife material.but my Mum was like don’t conclude oh as per girls of nowadays that we should keep praying.at first I wanted us to do our traditional marriage in April 2012 and after that white wedding but she started indirectly pressuring me that we should do trad in August and white in November,2011.i thot about it,and with my naïve mind said to myself that since she seems nice and am ready to marry.


I agreed and we got married in 2011.we did both court and church marriage.immediatly we came back from honey moon my life has been one hell of a life or another.it began when my former collegue in the bank sent her sister to bring her cv to me incase we are recruiting so that I can submit for her.so the lady called later to thank me for the assistance and my wife was with me in the sitting room.it was around 7-8pm.after the call my wife started quarreling,that who is that lady calling me that am cheating on her,she went inside the room and brought out our wedding cert.that she will tear it and that we should go our separate ways.i became shocked ,I then told her that she can take the lady’s number or I can call the lady in her presence.that I don’t even know the lady. I did not even have the lady number in my phone,the lady collected my number to follow up and that is all.



I left her with my phones and entered the room.this was happening barely a month and a half after our wedding.as the days go by she started bringing different quarrels and problem.after like a year two month into the marriage,one faithful Friday night after I came back from work and I was fast asleep she woke me up around 11pm that we should talk.and I told her that if we can leave it till morning knowing fully well that the next day was satuday unless if the matter is btw life and death then I can wait.she said it is not btw life and death and was insisting that we talk before I knew it she brought out a knife and wanted to stab me so I manage to collect the knife and threw it into the wordrobe.


By then the sleep in my eyes cleared immediately and I was like what is the matter what is wrong or what wrong have I done to her,my people up till tofday she has not given me an answer.so she stood there speechless so I assume all is well then as I was going tom bed she took one of her high heel and struck me behind my head I fell down and went blank.after a while I woke up and saw her looking at me.so I got up and entered my car with blood all over me to her uncle’s house and showed them and told them what happened.before I continue we live in Abj,so the uncle called her parent and her mum came to Abj the next day.before then I had written and taken my divorce letter to the pastor that am not doing again.


After that the pastor and her people intervened and talked to her. I went to that my colleague that introduced her to me that what does he know about her that I may not know so he said she told him in confidence that she was in cult in the university and that her boyfriend then was the capon.she also told him that the boy friend was shot in school then and died in her arms.when I confronted her she down played everything and wanted to pick a quarrel,so that one died down.


Before I continue,am a banker ,and my wife has a boutique that she sells men wears in Abj. She hardly laughs but b4 we got married she was always laughing.i havs severally asked her what the matter is but she will say it is nothing. Before now I did not know that my wife is a runs girl,after our baby’s birth in Dec 2012 my wife went and did family planning without my consent,it was in the evening when the stuf started disturbing her that I got to know. In August last year that is 2014,I was watching news when she came back by 9:30pm,she started making it a habit of coming late in 2014 and that has caused serious quarrel btw us. So when she came in she droped her phone on the center table and went inside to take her shower.as I was watching the television I now said let me go through her gallery because she likes taking pictures.after that I now checked her messages.i was shocked what I saw.

She sent a text to a married man,saying that she cursed him with the sperm he pured inside her and the man said it was mutual that she is the one came to his house to collect money for the shoes and shirts he bought,he also said he will curse her with his children’s life that she is not the only one that has a child and insisted that it was mutual.at that point my hands started shaking and before I know I she jumped out of the bathroom with soap on her body to take her phone.immediatly she came to the sitting room and saw me with her phone she frozed for like 15seconds not knowing what to say after that I asked her who is the man and she said that I was one of her friends from owerri that used her phone to chat the man.

when I checked the chat history it was not just one day chat it spans four days becos the chat was very lengthy. So I was pissed off, I reported the issue to the pastor where we got married and he down play it that she cannot do such a thing..
My wife has quarreled with all my neighbours in my compound of 8 flat,she has also quarreled with our security guards at the gate to the extent that they have refused to wash her car.On 25 of dec 2014 after returning from the church my wife spreed her cloth under the sun and my neighbour’s puppy came and played with the cloth and tore part of it.the next day she went to tell then but she did not grt a good response so she went behind and boiled hot water and pured on the puppy. My neighbor’s wife went and call police for her the next day being Sunday.but their aim is to keep her in cell till Monday to teach her a lesson.unknown to them my uncle is a top police officer so I called him and we were able to bail her putting Monday date.since then small thing my wife will start saying things that she is suspecting me , that am having am affair.i now told her how,she now said a man that does not drink alcohol and does not smoke will surely womanise.i then asure her that I have done nothing of such.and truly since I married her four years ago I have never looked at any woman aside her.

To cut a long stry short,February this year as usual during valentine I to her to a shop and asked her to pick whatever she wants.then she picked cloths and shoes worth 70k and I paid. After that February ending I usually give her 50k for upkeep so tha day I had keep the 50k but there was a plumbing problem that I had to take 5k out of it to solve so I gave her 45k promising to bring the balance home or I credit her,and that faithful morning we were having a meeting in which a top official is coming from head office and my head of operations was nor around so I was sitting in for her.

so I asked my wife to help me take our daughter to sch that day as I have to rush to the office b4 time. After giving my wife the 45k she threw it on the floor that it is not enough and started insulting me that what kind of useless job is that ,unknown to me she had gone and locked the entrance door and taken the key,as I was about to go out I discovered that the door was lock,so I called her aunte to talk to her,as she was on the phone with the aunt I went through the back door. As I was about to drive out I saw my wife rushing to close the gate with only pant and singlet,I mean pant and singlet not bump hort or rapper.i was surprise,but before she could close the gate I had already passed she now took a big stone and stared running after the car.
she threw the stone at my suv ,it sounded like a bomb very loud.at first I did not know what happened untill I saw her running towards the car so I stoped,she now came held my side mirrow and started breaking it so I had to drive off. I was devasted and could not make it to work,so I called someone in the office that I won’st be able to make it to the office that am having some issues at home.


She went back to the house and called my Dad that if I come back she will kill me.so my Dad called me and I explained to him immediately what happened. so he said I should not go back home that day, I went and slept in a hotel In town .so the next day her mum came and I went home.Now it is not that am afraid of her but because I respect women and will not want to beat ofr fight her,I am far biger and taller than her if I decide to cough she will vanish so is not that am afraid of her am only respecting the marriage institution. When I got home the second day to resume work the third day I discovered that she had tore all my cloths,my shirt both office and casuals,all my suit including my wedding suit,.so I had nothing to wear the next day.so I missed work wednesdy,Thursday and Friday,during all these happening I have been in touch with my office and told them am having some family issues and could not make it to work.



I resumed the next Monday to work and everything seem to be going well, then on Tuesday I got a sack letter from human resources of the bank.unkonwn to me. the new manager that was posted to my branch got a querry for myself and the head of operations not being around for the initial meeting. so he was angry and he wrote to the bank’s human resources and when they checked that I was not logged on for the three days I was sacked,all because of my wife.most times she sends abusive texts messages to me while in the office.For instance if am attending to customers and she is calling and I did not pick on time she will now send a nasty text that I delibertly don”t want to pick her calls.i have even told her to come and see how we work in my office.so since march am yet to get any serious thing to do.
I January I had 2.5m I paid our rent 1m and part pay for a land 1m and the remaining 500k lasted us from march till june.as usual with banks I was not paid anything.so when my savings finished in june the major financial burden fell on her,with little coming from me now.Since then my wife has made my life a living hell with all sorts of insult. For example in November,there was nothing in the house so she went to southern fries and bought rice and chicken for herself,then bought a watery oha soup with out meat that I should make garri and eat with it.it was when I wanted to microwave it that I discovered that it was watery and has no meat.i did not say anything.


Most times I stay back at home unless I have an appointment or an interview just not to spend unnecessary .so I was checking one of the cupboard in our room and I saw somethings she got from a native doctor,they include a bottle of concosion with the label witches and wizards destroying oil,the second one was two of her bathing soap with burnt candle on it when I looked at the soap closely I saw small cross buried inside,the third thing I saw was the complimentary card of the native doctor.All these things I just mentioned are real and I have their pictures that I snapped.i picked them and went to her uncle’S place to show him and he was mad,he immediately called her parent to come to Abj immediately and I called my parent to come becos I told them I don’t want the marriage again. Both parties came and the meeting lasted from 5pm to 12 mid nite and continued again the next day.

she could not defend her sellf and I said am not doing again and everyone started beging that I should give her one more chance.and it seems the issues was resolved.i started my investigation and discovered that unknown to me my wife is a runs girl even b4 I married her and after marriage she continued .that is why she went and did family planning without my knowledge so that she can be sleeping with me with out condom.and this days she dresses sugestivly.i have reported to the pastor ,her parent about her dressing but she has not changed.presently she is fighting with a lady in her former church the lady is a leader in the church.she said the lady has been attacking her in the dream and anytime they lady sees her the lady calls her prostitute.She told me that the lady is sleeping with her pastor.My wife has bad mouth and insult at every provocation,she hadly laughs always moody but when some kind of men call her she will be laughing as if tomorrow no dey.

Today being Christmas as we were preparing to go to church,she was noW feeding our daughter who just turned 3 last week.becos the baby was being slow to eat she started shouting that if the baby does not eat quikly that she will injure her.when I heard that I came and told her that such statement to a baby is not good,I have cautioned her severally not to be telling the baby that she will injure her.because there was a day I was playing with our baby and the baby was telling me that she will injure me.so becos of that I cautioned her.that was all,instead of her to take corrections she started insulting me.that am useless,that the whole burden is on her that she regrets marrying me.that she will surprise me one of these days.


My dear brothers and sisters in the house especially the married ones I frankly need ur candid advise as I am tired of her ,her bad and unrepentant character and her evil ways but am only looking at the term Christian marriage in terms of divorce as I ultimately want to make heaven just as every one.

Thank u for taking ur time to go through my ordeal.

hmmmmmM! I was able 2 read all ur story line. Well am nt married yet. D kind of comnt I wil gve u now is dat, I tink I wil blame u 4 evrytin bcus u saw a stone cumn @ ur 2 naked eye's, u wia still standn 4 d stone 2 blind ur eye's. Nt all dat glitar's Rr gold. Bcus of ur wife u Rr goin 2ru hell. Well I wudt say much here @ all bcus am angri, u even lost ur job bcus of her. My advice is dis pls divorce her quickly, she dos nt want ur progress, I know GOD dos nt encourage divorce bt tell GOD u want 2 divorce her period....

boman2014:
While families throughout the country are celebrating the birth of of Jesus Christ, the first family of Nigeria have showed the true meaning of Christmas — love, kindness and giving of yourself to others.



On this special day the First Lady of Nigeria, Aisha
Muhammadu Buhari, paid a visit to the Kubwa General Hospital to make the holiday season brighter for its patients.

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt2hdev0d2ussg.7aaaa1c5.jpg[/img]

President Buhari with his aide’s kids earlier today in his official residence at the Presidential Villa; Credits: Bashir Ahmad twitter

Meanwhile, President Buhari spent some with his aide’s children earlier today in his official residence at the Aso Rock Presidential Villa in Abuja.


[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyth9elcp1htog.84269056.jpg[/img]


Aisha Muhammadu Buhari visits the Kubwa General Hospital;
Credits: Zahra M. Buhari twitter



The president has sent his felicitations to Christian faithfuls :

“I
felicitate with all Nigerians, especially our Christian brothers and sisters, on the joyous occasion of this year’s Christmas.
On this occasion of the commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, let us all rededicate ourselves to the virtues of peace, love, honesty, justice, equity, piety, humility and service to others which he taught.”

https://www.naij.com/678065-photos-presidential-family-christmas.html

9ice 1 there. Tank GOD he didn't travel 2 anoda country dis time...

sixtuschimere:
Governor Kashim Shettima has donated 30 sports utility vehicles worth N304 million to aid “Operation Dole Lafia,” the code name for the military’s counter-insurgency operations.The cars are expected to assist the army in the battle against insurgency.

He presented the cars to Mansur Muhammad Dan-Ali,Nigerian defence minister when the Minister paid him a courtesy visit this week. Mansur Muhammad Dan-Ali was accompanied by Nigeria’s Chief of Defense Staff, General G.A. Olanisakin, Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshall S.B. Abubakar, and other army officers.

Source: http://trezzy2..com.ng/2015/12/boko-haramgov-shettima-donates-30.html?m=1

they shud use it 4 d may purpose oooh.

Daminaj1:
Caption: Santa Denrele...Denrele Santa...Santa Denrele Claus...Children simply love me! Merry Christmas EveryEvery!

https://www.instagram.com/p/_uI8w-Khaq/?taken-by=denrele_edun

cc: lalasticlala

Denrele y?....

Fourwinds:
they are marrying d gods...

nu mind dem....jare

dainformant:
Just when you thought you've seen enough comes this shocker... Two relatives were nabbed involving themselves in homosexual acts at Agbor Alidinma in Ika South Local Government area of Delta state, yesterday, December 23, 2015. According to a report posted online, a man identified as Mr. Monday Ehikwe was caught "servicing" his nephew, Godwin Chukwueku Okwuoseh. The duo were caught right in the act in one of the buildings in the area.

According to the report, the accused who were caught by the vigilante group attached to the community were handed over to the Okpala, the spiritual head of Agbor-Alidinma and his council of chiefs who subsequently handed them over to the Chief Priest of a shrine , for spiritual cleaning and administration of first step traditional oath on them.

They were further instructed to pay a fine of N25,000 each and to return to the shrine on January, 2016, with one native cow for final traditional bath as well as to come along with 36 native chalks, 50 cola nuts, two red cloths each and 20 tuber of yams.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/12/two-gay-men-caught-in-act-in-delta.html

hmmmmmM! 20 tuba's of yam n 1 natve cow ds priest don celeb him xmas b dat now. Shameless he-goats

Zikkyfuse:
That wardrobe looks really rich tho! Pretty nice

A quickie in wifey's Walk-in Closet before stepping out to @virus_lagos tonight. Let d party begin


https://www.instagram.com/p/_pkRiSG4PZ/?taken-by=aycomedian

okie.... Nxt.

dainformant:
Governor Ayo Fayose, his stomach infrastructure train were at Stadium Area, Okesa, Ado Ekiti today to distribute bags of rice to the people of Ekiti -ahead of the Christmas celebration . He personally supervised the distribution with the help of his aides as he put smiles on faces of citizens..

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/12/governor-fayose-relaxes-as-he.html

evribody love fayose.... Nt dat 4uma 1 called kayode buyn car's wat abt 6m for all d kabiosin's....

QSFemi:
Good evening nairalanders. This is my first post on this platform and I enjoined you all to overlook my simplicity. I need your views on the scenario I am about to relate. I have a degree like many other peeps out there, completed nysc july this year and have hitherto been jobless. Well, Like a twist of fate, I got a job just yesterday that will be paying me 50k in Lag. I based in Akure and the job is in Ketu, Lagos. My friend that I can squat with temporarily lives at awoyaya, Ibeju-Lekki lga. Can I survive? What do you think peeps?

hmmmmM! U better take d job ooh n u Rr so lucky 2 av it. If I wia u I wil use BRT bus 2 cut down xpenses. Congrat bro am happy 4 u. Me am even tired of edo state self n am even tinkn of selling all I av and cum 2 lagos n husle......

Daminaj1:
Empress Njamah practically cried when he fish Sally died..
Read here https://www.nairaland.com/2813406/empress-njamahs-posts-dead-fish


Now here she is buying some goat meat in readiness for Christmas.

She wrote:

In the spirit of Xmas!butcher market! I can like to go market sha! Stop by Xmas day for some P soup!


https://www.instagram.com/p/_pBhgeODBZ/?taken-by=empressnjamah

real afrikan lady....

CELEBOLOFOFO:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3220930_seyi2_jpeg45e8c086a9b525dfb652272c1d28ed28

Comedian Seyi Law just did the magnificent and bought his wife the perfect Xmas gift.
Read his caption below

'No wonder, God made it clear in His words, that when they say there is a casting down, we will say there is a lifting up.
I just hope this is a perfect gift for the most beautiful woman in the world, my wife and confidant, Ebere Stacy @hautestacy.Thanks for standing with and by me in my trying time. Thank God for the grace to do this now.'

https://www.instagram.com/p/_pR4QNM78R/?taken-by=seyilaw1

Lalasticlacla are you there??

I love dis. Pls GOD bless me soon AMEN.

slimzypink:
broke man, just honda cross tour lasan lasan... when i bought my bf range rover 2014 model

see ur mouth like d Range Rover exhust pipe, weda u even know wia dem nsert car key 4 nside motor. Sum1 jst bought his love xmas gift and u Rr here hating...