theAccountant:

I plan to tomorrow

did you finish? I was uploading the second one when my internet went kebab

Also saw this o. I don't want to goan waste tfare

Good afternoon all.

So I wrote the test yesterday and I want to give a brief for those coming behind.

First, dress neat not necessarily corporate. One lady wore sleeveless flowered dress and jeans and did her assessment.

Also, gate crashers were not allowed. They said it clearly and BTW, to write the exam, you need a code that has been auto generated.

All documents must be ready unless you have some very Cogent reason. I think someone had the scanned copy or so and said she way billed the original or something like that. But she had a seemingly cogent reason.

If you have not finished NYSC, even if you are finishing the next day, forgerrit, you won't be allowed.

If your date of birth on your waec is different from your birth certificate, hmm, na Wahala.

Finally, the test as many have said isn't difficult, the pass mark is 60% so you should scale through unless something happens.

I think that is all. Just come confident and get in.

Good luck to us.

theAccountant:
Hello ,

How was the test today?

Did anyone get the mail for a video interview?

I did. I haven't taken it though. My internet connection is poor so I am worried that I might need internet. Have you taken it?

JARUSHUB:
Top questions asked during an interview with UBA

UBA Interview and Assessment Centre Tips

Please I got invited for accesment. Is it the test or the presentation, group tasks and psychometric stuff?

mztadhan:


You won't see the scores, but you'll see whether successful or not.

thanks. please do they ask current affairs stuff?

nanauju:


Are you also writing on Saturday? You can send a dm

was told that I have sent too many anonymous dms so I should wait �

visitor30:


You are free to gate crash!
But as long as u have an evidence to show that u got an invitation in the form of either an sms or an email printed out. The reason is that they have a list all invited guest for the aptitude test. (so either an sms forwarded to you by your friends who were or invited or an email sent to them. You can print it and go along with it)

I did gate crashed in 2004 & got the job. thought left few yrs latter. my friend in Zenith bank who was invited forwarded his invitation letter to me. the invitation letter was not customized one back then. so it was easier printing it out from my email account.

During my time, you need to be familiar/good with the basic arithmetic. I call it arithmetic, because its the basic foundation of mathematics. example profit & loss, Ratio etc.

Pass mark den was 60%. We where told that the result will be out the next morning and we should come prepare for interview, for those who will be successful. It actually came out as promised the next day.
I did my interview the next day. The funny things there was that nobody knew it was UBA, but we all knew it was one of the 1st generation banks.
It was during the aptitude test in one of the questions, asking when the UBA was established that we knew it was UBA.

Go to their website and digest every information about UBA. Date of establishment [example: When it came into operation;  pre & post merger (ie former standard trust bank/erstwhile UBA to give you the Legacy UBA, which is the current UBA of today.
when I say everything, I mean every information about them, like who was the past and who is the current CEO/MD

Also know your current affairs regarding Nigerian financial sector. meaning of most of these abbreviations ( examples: NAFDAC, ICPC, NDLEA, NDIC, AMCON,  etc) You can add more. Try and know their Core Values and their mission & vision statements also.

I wish you  all the best!

Please o, guys that have written, do they still ask this current affairs stuff? in the test or interview

Please those that have written the test and interview, i mistakenly went to the skillsmap site and now im scheduled for an assesment that i didnt plan for. Moreso, they said they will send the results. hope ignoring the skillsmap online assesment wont be counterproductive

mztadhan:



Studying GMAT ehn, you'll just be disturbing yourself.
The thing is just basic, simple secondary school maths and English, no need to worry yourself with GMAT.

Did you see your score after the assesment? and how was the interview?

nanauju:


Hahaha ok o
No wahala
Thanks plenty plenty

Hello good morning. The invite is for the graduate trainee position right. Also send your number so that i can message you directly

Mukah1234:


The assessment is a simple one. Just basic mathematics, synonyms and antonyms, few questions on critical reasoning, and questions on comprehension passages.

Goodluck

I also got invited for the assesment on saturday. Unfortunately i havent collected my WAEC certificate from my school and i have to send 40k for it and also get it waybilled to lagos by tommorrow.

So you are saying we need not borther much about preparation, i saw someone selling the past questions online for 2000

glancenaija:

Hushpuppi posted image of a school hostel named after him in Auchi Polytechnic earlier today. The duo was excited as he promises to make donations to the hostel in the near in order to make life better for the students who live there.



http://glancenaija.com/2017/09/06/wow-hushpuppi-excited-school-hostel-named-auchi-poly-photo/

see "achievement". I wish he knows d kind of rubbish names they name hostel

menstrualpad:
..

300l student having sex already. You should keep your v for your husband

ztanleechima:


1. The space between your eyebrows is called a glabella.

2. Petrichor - The way it smells after the rain is called petrichor.

3. Aglet - The plastic or metallic coating at the end of your shoelaces is called an aglet.

4. Wamble - The rumbling of stomach is actually called a wamble.

5. Vagitus - The cry of a new born baby is called a vagitus.

6. Tines - The prongs on a fork are called tines.

7. Phosphenes - The sheen or light that you see when you close your eyes and press your hands on them are called phosphenes.

8. Box Tent - The tiny plastic table placed in the middle of a pizza box is called a box tent.

9. Overmorrow - The day after tomorrow is called overmorrow.

10. Minimus - Your tiny toe or finger is called minimus.

11. Agraffe - The wired cage that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne is called an agraffe.

12. Vocables - The 'na na na' and 'la la la', which don't really have any meaning in the lyrics of any song, are called vocables.

13. Interrobang - When you combine an exclamation mark with a question mark (like this ?!), it is referred to as an interrobang.

14. Columella Nasi - The space between your nostrils is called columella nasi.

15. Armscye - The armhole in clothes, where the sleeves are sewn, is called armscye.

16. Dysania - The condition of finding it difficult to get out of the bed in the morning is called dysania.

17. Griffonage - Unreadable hand-writing is called griffonage (Are you reading this dear doctors?)

18. Tittle - The dot over an “i” or a “j” is called tittle.

19. Crapulence - That utterly sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much is called crapulence.

20. Bannock Device - The metallic device used to measure your feet at the shoe store is called Bannock device.

*Useful, isn't it. ?*

Superb

Been flexing d glo own since

Noice

First leg in September, second in August?

leksmedia:


Says who ?? Is that what you think ?? Right now in Nigeria , no company really offers unlimited data plan , there is always a data cap. Oh I see this is what all of you think right ? Hahahaha

i did my IT at WRPC and our wifi was capped at 20gb per day. it may not be unlimited but when u check it over a month, its is hardly exhaustible

Hian, where the rest?

leksmedia:
Last and most important one, don't give people your WiFi password , I don't know why, it's like an average person thinks WiFi subscription is free. you share your password with someone and the next thing , they start downloading and watching videos on YouTube. Only to realize that you have consumed 5GB in less than 5 hours.

lol. Most are unlimited tho. So free dem mk dem download

Pfft

So my approval letter just came in. And I need to go get request letter before going to state Secretariat. How long do I have?

And any corper posted to delta state here?

stancozy:
you simply fell for the sweet words of the sellers and have bought garbage

its d phone spec on d carton. There was no falling

Nobody is asking how the girl got the blade.

Guys oh, I need help. I just bought the tecno w3 3 days ago but it seems the battery is unstable. It can go long without draining then suddenly starts draining fast. Same thing with charging. I'm confused.

Also they said the ROM is 8gb but I see only 4gb when I connect it to my PC to transfer files.

Finally, the size of the contents (I marked all the folders and checked the properties and saw total size) is 2.2 GB but it keeps showing 3.1gb space used. I'm confused. EPP a brother.

robosky02:
honestly I think is an option Nigeria should not over look considering we don't have a top 9 finisher


thanks to iheanacho, iwobi and co but we need and addition what do you think guys

check his video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B_k3Q6g9o4

Henry oyekuru is a hot shot. Ideye is back on form, osihmen is there plus iheanacho loves to play as top 9

Dennis2:
Mine from Delta to Sokoto

Please what transport did you use? I stay in warri

My number is 08162425859

Good morning. I checked the old sokoto corpers thread and it has stopped being updated.

A new set of corpers are being posted there so please any one with questions or inquiry or even advice please come and help us.

I think many people have issue with transportation.
Starting with me, I dunno if any transport company moves from Warri to sokoto

Thanks. Just got posted. Please do you know of any transport that moves from Warri to sokoto?

Does anyone know of transport buses between sokoto and Warri?