Obaofnaija:


http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/07/14/rrs-nabs-27-year-old-car-thief/

all dese manu fans sef

Naijasinglegirl:
I would never understand Yorubas and their love for stew. In the past couple of months, have been having ALL MY MEALS at bukas and Iya Basira's and each time I ask for any meal, they top my food with stew.
Bukas cum Iya Basiras in VI, Surulere, Yaba, Agege, Ikeja, Egbeda and the rest of Lagos are guilty of this! In short it is becoming a matter of state security.  8-O
This afternoon I bought common yam porridge and they has to top it with stew in addition to the excessive the palm oil. It is the same thing with soups and I have suspended eating eba if it is not home cooked.
Vegetable soup, melon, and ewedu soups all come with stew.
An iyabasira once told me its not intentional, that they usually cook meat in stew reason I always see bits of stew in my food even when I buy ice cream from a Yoruba woman!
Like, I have stopped buying meat and they are still serving me meals with stew!

I bought moimoi last week and they poured a generous amount of stew on my innocent moimoi.

I bought Yam and fried egg and stew was poured ontop my yam!

I bought jollof rice, beef and coleslaw and they poured stew on my coleslaw.

Fried rice always comes with stew or excessive oil.

I bought rice, stew and boiled egg and they poured stew on my innocent egg!

Like! Open any Iya Basira's pot and you'll see innocent boiled eggs soaked in stew.
Everything is now starting to taste like stew in my mouth. Funny part is when you ask for  the real rice and stew, they are usually very stingy with stew.
I have to keep up with this until I have made enough money to afford KFC and chicken republic everyday!
I. Am. Tired.

www.naijasinglegirl.com/yoruba-people-wont-kill-stew-oil-pepper/

stew for fried rice!! mogbe tito

AKAKAK:
CR7, the greatest player of my time, your records speak volumes.
Most international goals in a calendar year: 25 (in 2012, shared with Vivian Woodward and Lionel Messi
First footballer to reach 40 goals in a professional league for two consecutive seasons
Only player to score in every minute of an official football game
Only player to win the League title, Domestic Cup, Domestic Supercup, Champions League, Club World Cup, League Player of the Year, Golden Shoe and Ballon d'Or at two different clubs (Manchester United and Real
Only player in the world who has scored in the 2004, 2008, 2012 and 2016 editions of the European Championship; and in the 2006, 2010 and 2014 editions of the World Cup.
Europe
Most goals scored in European competitions (club football): 96 goals
Most goals scored in the UEFA Champions League: 94 goals
Most goals scored in a UEFA Champions League/European Cup season: 17 goals in 2013–14
Most goals scored in the UEFA Champions League group stage: 11 goals in 2015–16
Most goals scored in UEFA Champions League knockout phase: 42 goals
Most UEFA Champions League goals scored in a calendar year: 15 goals in 2013[m
Only player to score 15 or more UEFA Champions League goals in two different seasons: in 2013–14 and 2015–16
The first player in the history of UEFA Champions League to score three hat-tricks in a single season: in 2015–16[m
Only footballer to have won the European Golden Shoe in two different leagues: English Premier League (2007–08) and Spanish La Liga (2010–11, 2013–14, 2014–15)
Most goals scored in the UEFA European Championship, including qualifying: 29 goals, for Portugal
Most career goals at UEFA European Championship finals: 9 goals, for Portugal (tied with Michel Platini)
Only player to have scored at four UEFA European Championship finals: 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016
Only player to have scored three or above (goals) at more than one UEFA European Championship finals: 3 goals in 2012 and at least 3 goals in 2016
Most headed goals at UEFA European Championship finals: 5
Highest appearance-maker at UEFA European Championship finals: 20 appearances
First player to appear in three UEFA European Championship semi-finals: 2004, 2012, 2016 (Germany's Bastian Schweinsteiger featured in his third last-four clash 24 hours later)
First player to ever score 10 goals in four consecutive UEFA Champions League seasons: 2011–12 to 2014–15
Only player to score for two different winning teams in the European Cup: Manchester United (2007–08) and Real Madrid (2013–14)
Most away goals scored in Champions League history: 42 goals
Most consecutive UEFA Champions League away games scored in: 12
Most wins in the UEFA Champions League Knockout phase: 29 wins
Most braces scored in the UEFA Champions League: 20
Most European Golden Shoe awards: 4
Most UEFA Team of the Year appearances: 10 times
Most consecutive appearances in the UEFA Team of the Year: 9 (2007–2015)
Only player to appear in more than position in the UEFA Team of the Year.
Only player to be among the finalists for all the editions of the UEFA Best Player in Europe Award: 2010–11 to 2014–15
Fastest player to score 350 goals for one club (335 games)
Spain
Most hat-tricks in La Liga history: 30
Fastest La Liga player to score 150 league goals (140 games)
Fastest La Liga player to score 200 league goals (178 games)
Fastest player to reach 300 official club goals
Most consecutive Clásico matches scored in: 6 matches
Best scoring start in a Spanish league season: 15 goals in eight rounds
Fastest footballer to score 20 league goals: 12 games (missed one game due to injury)
Only player to reach 30 goals in six consecutive La Liga seasons
Most teams scored against in a season (2012–13): 19 (shared with Ronaldo and Lionel Messi)
Most La Liga hat-tricks in a season: 8 hat-tricks (shared with Lionel Messi)
Most hat-tricks scored in all competitions: 36

CLASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN (RONALDO & MESSI).
Ronaldo is a model--Messi is not
Ronaldo is good on both legs-- Messi is not
Ronaldo is good on the air(nodding) --Messi is not
Ronaldo has won trophy for his country-- Messi Non
Ronaldo has no (TATOO) due to blood donation—Messi has TATOO
Ronaldo has won champions league and leagues in two different countries-- Messi only won it with BARCA.
Ronaldo is not a Tax fraudster-- Messi is a tax fraudster.
Ronaldo is philanthropist --- Messi is not.
Ronaldo is a more complete footballer (speed , strength, both legs, penalties, free kicks)-- Messi is not.
Ronaldo will never quit or retire because he lost in a final--- Messi quit because he couldn't win three finals.
Ronaldo makes news outside the pitch Messi only make news on the pitch
Ronaldo makes more money for companies running adverts Messi makes much less money money for companies running advert.
Ronaldo has over 200 million followers on Instagram and twitter Messi has less than 10 million followers let me stop here first

Cristiano Ronaldo: Premier League √ FA cup √ Laliga √ Copa del rey √ Champions League √ Fifa world club cup √ Ballon d'or √ European Championship √ Manchester United Legend √ Real Madrid Legend √ Now Portugal Legend√ Successful for club and country √ The best. √√.....as for Messi just pay your tax and the lord will take you to a new league and change your status in Argentina

oga before u sprew lies, ibra has scored in every minute also...STFU!!

AngelAhnie:
what can I do to reduce or increase the number? Pls don't quote me next time if you have nothing important to say to me.

Haba...see as u vex. nawao. sorry for quoting you. i just dey wonder

bykebyke:
We play at the Anoeta before the first Classico.

Basically we are gonna play the first Classico after coming from a loss.

HAVE FAITH

sebod:

They are not wasting, there are so many matches to be played through the season bearing in mind injury, suspensions and rotation.

do u also remember that we have no substitute RCB??

IffaCatchYouEhn:
wetin you want teh me.? I'm all hears/ears English sef

say u funny...i nor know d pic to quote...twale for you oh

AngelAhnie:
Angels don't look for trouble, you want me to cry abi, no avoid me.

Finestboi what about kinginwahala?

babe u strong oh...just 2 months on NL and 1500+ posts!! hmmm

na so e dey sweet

babe u fine oh

erm, but i noticed u registered on NL on june 22 but already have 800+ posts!! u be baba ohhhhhh

i wanted to quote d op but e just too funny

Seun:
Yep. The first 'living' creature is believed to be a simple self-replicating molecule, which slowly evolved into the first primitive bacteria.

Is believed!! lol. a molecule cant exist on its own na.
haba, but na d molecule finally evolve to plants?

sebod:

Verminator's fitness has never been a subject of the period of rest he has. You and I know how unreliable he's been over time not because he's not a good player, but because of the incessant injury he cops at will. Banking on such a player for the whole season is a disaster in the waiting bro.

he shoould be sold then. my anger is 3 LCB wasting on the bench while a DM plays LCB!!

homesteady:
New away jersey! I like!

next jersey im getting...alongside spain away strip

not even half pishure

#WhenIWasAStudent I didnt visit female hostels, i only visited the library.
cc: olawalebabs, Fynestboi , Richiez
all these mods never gradj??

#WhenIWasAStudent I never asked in the exam hall...i did everything myself!!

#WhenIWasAStudent
I bought all textbooks i could lay my hands on. i spent my feeding money on textbooks!!

#WhenIWasAStudent

I was never late to lectures, i always arrived before my lecturers!!

#WhenIWasAStudent
I used to sleep by 11pm and wake up to read by 3am in the morning!!

#WhenIWasAStudent

I did all my assignments the day i was given, i never copied!!

so i graduated yesterday happily and this morning #WhenIWasAStudent hashtags were trending among my classmates so i decided to bring the fun down here.

simply type the hashtag and say something(true or untrue) that you did or wish you did while a student.

remember those when i was a student things our parents used to tell us!!

let it roll...please dont spoil the fun

sebod:

Can you bank on Verminator to play five matches consecutively without being stretched off the field?
Umtiti unrefined talent? How much refined was Pique when we bought him?

we had known pique from d academy.
vermaleen played all belgiums games till he was suspended in their loss so yes i can bank on that.
remember that the rest period he will have for barca will be larger than he had for belgium

person hug daughter...FP!! nawao

wetin yappen for ere?

sorry for the previous comments.

here we go:

4 days rollover
day 1

1. 14/07 - 16:30 FC Dinamo Minsk vs Saint Patrick's Athletic FC
Full Time (1X2): 1

odds: 1.2





acca slip 1

1. 14/07 - 14:00 Shirak Gyumri FC vs FC Spartak Trnava
Double Chance: X2
2. 14/07 - 17:30 Debreceni VSC vs Torpedo-Belaz
Full Time (1X2): 1
3. 14/07 - 17:30 FC Midtjylland vs FC Vaduz
Under & Over 3.5: u
4. 14/07 - 18:00 FC Zimbru Chisinau vs Osmanlispor FK
Full Time (1X2): 2
5. 14/07 - 19:00 KRC Genk vs FK Buducnost
Full Time (1X2): 1

4+



acca slip 2

1. 14/07 - 20:15 KR Reykjavik vs Grasshopper Club Zurich
Under & Over 1.5: o
2. 14/07 - 16:30 FC Dinamo Minsk vs Saint Patrick's Athletic FC
Under & Over 3.5: u
3. 14/07 - 15:45 FC Kairat Almaty vs Maccabi Tel Aviv
Under & Over 2.5: u
4. 14/07 - 17:30 FC Midtjylland vs FC Vaduz
Full Time (1X2): 1

3+

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Okay straight up from harvardsports..co.ke/?m=1 [url] http://harvardsports..com.ng/ ill be dropping bet tips.

its gonna be divided into sections:
4/3 days rollover: usually tips of 1.2-1.3 odds than give u double investment after 4 days then u keep your investment and use ur profit to get double within the next 3 days. (triple ur investments in a week).

accumulation slip with no specific odd. ill try and divide them into max 5 and max 10 games depending.

you can always visit the blog any day i fail to update and remember, this is betting, stake what you can AFFORD!!

Rapmoney:
The height at which people have gone to all in the name of taking selfies is alarming! Very soon, we will start seeing people taking selfies while they are dying! To me, this is a complete disrespect for God...no fear sef?

whosoever photoshoped this is a mofo