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PoliticsRe: What Will You Best Remember Yar'adua For ? by hatch(op): 6:21pm On Apr 19, 2010
selingel:
Best remembered for being slow.
That's true, he was so slow that he made late 90's Nitel Dial Up look like 2006 3G Broadband ! huh
PoliticsRe: What Will You Best Remember Yar'adua For ? by hatch(op): 6:09pm On Apr 19, 2010
kosovo:
The rule of Law! Yar Adua gave the Judiciary a Voice in Nigeria. . . that's something past administration have kept under the rock!
Rule of Law indeed ! You should have said "The Mis-Interpretation of Law" that would have sounded much better huh huh
RomanceRe: She Hate Me by hatch: 4:46pm On Apr 19, 2010
Learn to improve upon your english and lastly who knows may be your profile picture speaks volumes as to why she seems to hate you.
If thats you then You are one ugly duckling embarassed
PoliticsWhat Will You Best Remember Yar'adua For ? by hatch(op): 4:33pm On Apr 19, 2010
With the recent developments and scheme of things happening, every passing day only justifies the "School of Thought" that our beloved president in absentia Umar Yar'adua is no longer relevant politically and may only be relevant in our school's Social studies & History Text books.

But now my question is what will you best remember Yar'adua for ? huh huh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Having Fun With Older Mamas Pls Read My Experience by hatch: 11:38am On Apr 17, 2010
dsexylady:
Hey my big guys. I know big matured Rich ladies who will spoil you financially. only if you can satisfy them. you understand what i mean, If you are interested send your information such as the state you are and your location of the state you are in Nigeria to linkupcentre@yahoo.com or call this number 017309261. Hey guys make sure you are decent, neat,respectful. down to earth as they will be there to provide all your financial needs because they pay big if you are capable. please this is discrete. if you can't keep it discrete forget it.
LOL ! another gigolo love-vendor in the house grin tongue
RomanceShe Overheard Her Boyfriend Mocking Her On The Phone by hatch(op): 8:49pm On Apr 16, 2010
A close female friend of mine in her early thirties was really pissed when stormed into my office today when she narrated to me how she overheard her new boy friend of 6 months mocking her on the phone while in a conversation with one of his buddies.

According to what she said, she overhead her boyfriend saying that "All i want from her is to get to her promised land"

Now i found that quite hilarious but quite painful to be frank. Certainly couldn't show it sha, all i could do was simply console her and wish her better luck next time cause certainly this her now ex boy friend appears to be a kiss and tell dude huh
RomanceRe: Are All Corper Chics So Desperate Like Dis? I Tire! by hatch: 5:27pm On Apr 16, 2010
safeact:
I met dis chic last 2yrs in my service year who use to pose as if her parts were not in d market,claiming that her fiancee was in Germany and equally paraded herself as a girl with rural status. So many batch 'B' guys (as we were batch 'A') went for d chic, but she turned them down, me i was already engaged with one chic but posting scattered us after camp ( what NYSC has put together, they put assunder), so i went and after doing some magics 4her, she fell yakata. To cut d damn story short, after service, me i think d whole thing was over but never knew it was d beginning of relationship. I rarely call her(once in 4months) yet she calls me every time, i dodge her yet she keeps coming even though we are very far apart now( ABJ - ENU), she sends me recharge cards, promise to b sending me möney if she gets work etc. I have tried to make her understand its not working through my actions yet she is still not tired with d promise that she loves me which i have stopped telling her for long now. D issue now is she has left Abj with d sole aim of seeing me, i told her i went to Rivers bt she said she wil wait 4me to come back! Pls, what do i do, shld i tell pump and play that im tired bt my friends had advised me against that. That will hurt most, i now believe that corper girls are desperate chics!
I think you are the rather pathetic and desperate mole or skunk that stinks with filth odour written with opportunism all over it. One more thing, i advice you go learn to put your grammar in order. What manner of graduate will start a sentence "I met dis chic last 2yrs in my service year who use to pose " ! huh
what a loser ! undecided
Music/RadioRe: Wande Coal's M2m Or Psquare's Danger Album? by hatch: 10:47am On Apr 15, 2010
You must be joking or something, how can you compare psquares Danger album to Wande Coal's Mushin 2 Mohits album ? huh

Wande Coals M2M was one of the best albums last year. P square's Danger does not come any where close to that album. shocked
PoliticsRe: Top Ten Quotes Of General Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida (rtd). by hatch: 10:30am On Apr 15, 2010
@ kosovo

your contradictions in threads have reached an all time high and this is certainly alarming. I don't need to be told that you are still a little boy with little or no historical background about the events of things from 1985 to 93.

I' can't certainly make up your mind for you and i care less . But the truth be told you know nothing about this country and your regular rants only shows that you are one of those typical people that depend on the news about Nigeria they read on the internet , be it true or false , undecided
PoliticsRe: Jonathan May Not Be a Serious Person Afterall . . . by hatch: 10:18am On Apr 15, 2010
@ topic :  Re: Jonathan May Not Be a Serious Person Afterall . . .

Kosovo one of the lessons i have learnt in life is that it is easy to sit down and talk the talk when it coms to criticizing others efforts. That is surely what you are doing in this case. I will repeat and keep hammering this well known fact that is is mainly you Nigerians faw away that make the loudest noise when it comes to criticizing yet you have little or no paticipation in nation building part from your usual noise and rants.

i will keep my fingers crossed and watch simply because you may be wrong after all and also not be a serious person too ,  tongue
RomanceRe: Pls Don't Allow this Happen To You At A Halloween Party by hatch(op): 9:37am On Apr 15, 2010
Area_boy:
did u even read the damn thing? huh huh
You know it is a proven fact that not all Nairalanders can read tongue
PoliticsRe: Is Goodluck Jonathan The Messiah We Are Waiting For ? by hatch: 6:53pm On Apr 14, 2010
No, Nigeria is not awaiting any messiah. all we need is good governance by the 36 governors and a president that can lead by example. embarassed
RomanceRe: Tanks by hatch: 6:49pm On Apr 14, 2010
pOSTER i suggest you marry one of the priests  huh After all same s/e/x marriage is gradually gaining acceptance globally.
A no fia ! allowing priests determine who is right or wrong for you.   embarassed embarassed
PoliticsRe: Top Ten Quotes Of General Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida (rtd). by hatch: 6:42pm On Apr 14, 2010
Jarus:
Another quote from IBB, 1996

' After Gani, it is only (Professor) Awojobi and Bala Yusufu Usman, that I know as genuine activists. They would have done their homeworks well before coming out to challenge you' (not verbatim)
And who do we have here, It is Jarus or is it Suraj the one and only A.ss Kisser for Sanusi Lamido  grin Here to give us more intelligent quotes from the evil genius himself.
RomanceRe: Pls Don't Allow this Happen To You At A Halloween Party by hatch(op): 6:33pm On Apr 14, 2010
obiekwu:
but if she wasn't at the party he would have still done wat he did,
huh When you said " He" are you referring to her husband or her Dad  grin Don't forget she got laid by her dad not her husband  ,
RomancePls Don't Allow this Happen To You At A Halloween Party by hatch(op): 6:02pm On Apr 14, 2010
Got this in mail in box today so i decided to share it here on NL. Its about trust and commitment  grin

[size=14pt]A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and
go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman costume
and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was still early,
decided to go to the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought She would have some fun
by watching her husband to see how he acted when She was not with him. She put on a Goldilocks costume.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on The dance floor, dancing with
every nice chick he cuddle and copping a Little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry
and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After some more to drink he finally
whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie
in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put her costume away and got into
bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and
some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my Batman costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time.
He told me he got lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit"


Do you think she will be honest enough to tell her Husband the truth?


For once, wives should try to trust their husbands so that they will not fall into an unforgettable mess they will live with all through their live time.


Food for thought:
Don’t try to trick others you might end up hurting yourself and carry the pains and stigma for the rest of your life!

Regards,
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PoliticsRe: Top Ten Quotes Of General Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida (rtd). by hatch: 5:32pm On Apr 14, 2010
As General Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida (rtd). marches into Aso Rock!, i deemed it wise for us to know some of his most powerful quotes, which i compiled from most of his major speech, talks, quotes, other . . . etc . .
kosovo:
^^^^
working on that . . . Thx
Kosovo, i swear you are as clueless as Becomerich. huh I won't be suprised if you are another variant of him.

Anyway i am eagerly waiting for you to defend these rather
, un intelligent speeches you claim babangida is responisble for lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Texas Businessman Eyes 2011 Elections - Guarantees A Better Nigeria In 4 Years by hatch: 5:18pm On Apr 14, 2010
@ Dejiteru

I am just kind of curious are you in anyway the PR person for this Texas Ranger Businessman .Anyway i can see you folks really have tall dreams but how on earth can a man promise to create 20 million jobs ? huh Even such is not possible in China or India and no serious presidential candidate will make such a imaginary promise shocked
PoliticsRe: Get Rid Of Political Deadwoods, Dokpesi Tells Nigerians by hatch: 4:57pm On Apr 12, 2010
when will this westlemania match between Dokpesi and NBC ever end ! They are always at each others throats ? huh undecided
PoliticsRe: The Other Face Of Lagos - Part 4 by hatch: 4:28pm On Apr 12, 2010
gbengapro or is it forpeace you na know dey tire ! cry All this BRF bashing & hate will not increase your rating on NL grin
PoliticsRe: Lets Face It, Is Yar'adua Actually Paying For His Sins ? by hatch(op): 4:24pm On Apr 12, 2010
Kobojunkie:
@Poster, get informed, grow up and drop all superstitious nonsense. Stop allowing these same people to continue to USE you, only for you to continue wondering why? The answers are right in front of you and all involved.

Are you going to tell us next that the reason children are born with deformities or ailments if because they sinned in their past lives? Please stop!!

We have a man here whose illness probably dates before he even thought of running for office of any kind. Compare his situation to that of the average Nigerian, probably suffering from the same ailment but unable to enjoy trips to Saudi Arabia every other month, and not having a team around him like the VP(Acting President), FEC, Senate and House ensuring that he takes as much time as he needs off his job to care for himself. Are you sure Yar adua is the one paying for any of the sins you conjured up there?
kobojunkie has always confirmed my fears that she is a bonafide member of the invisible cabal that she desperately defends day and night. tongue

metal-gong:
@poster

You are an irredeemeable nincompoop! . . .You really need to get a life.
If not that i know metal gongs other alias screen ids, i would have thought that matal gong is actually turai behind the pc but who know i may be right. if not what will justify this sudden venom . grin grin

tpia.:
huh

which kind karma be that
Tpia the kind a of karma that actuall gives one a whole long rope to pull. grin
PoliticsRe: Atiku Continues To Embarass Himself by hatch: 8:44pm On Apr 11, 2010
Atiku is a politicaprostitute and a corrupt dirt bag !!
PoliticsLets Face It, Is Yar'adua Actually Paying For His Sins ? by hatch(op): 7:55pm On Apr 11, 2010
Ok i'll make this a real quick one and throw this open for the house to anwser.Do you think that our Beloved President Umar Yar'Adua is actually a victim of instant karma justice in layman's terms is he actually paying for his sins right on time.

Now i know that Yar'adua contrary to many people/s opinion of being or pretending to be gentleman with a kind spirit as Dora referred to him recently. I really doubt he may have been a nice man as he actually painted this bright picture for over a 140 million nigerians.

Is it not this Yar adua that was reported to have spent a total cummulative  of 6 months abroad for medical treatment while he was gov. of kastina state. LOL ! This dead man walking knew exactly what he was sticking his neck into when OBJ single handedly picked him to represent PDP for the presidential elections. The 2007 presidential elections could have been described as probably the worst we ever had but to think of it, I preferred to have Yar adua that have a thief like Atku win. But lets face it the elections no pure as my wafi cousins will put it.

Is it not Yar'adua who started his regime by witch hunting the likes of El rufia and Ribadu. Was it not Yar adua that decided to halt most of the initial reforms of OBJ as well as the already awarded Rail project contact to mention a few.

I may be wrong in my assumptions but i guess i may also be right giving a president that has decided to keep a whole nation in darkness even after almost 6 months only to invite religious clerics to his charade when his acting president is yet to formally set eyes on him.

The funny thing about karma is that some pay for their sins on the spot while others pay for their sins after millions years. But in the case of Yar adua he seems to have chosen to pay for his sins on the spot.
PoliticsRe: Northwest Flight 253 Leg-bomber Is Son Of Dr.umaru Abdul Muttalab, by hatch: 6:51pm On Apr 11, 2010
Sagamite:
God! I just went through this thread again. So much moronic silly people on NL with their lame accusations.

Where is that Beaf slowpoke? Has Sanusi or Abdulmuttallab Snr been linked to the terrorism as you and some other morons said he would.

Bloody moronic Nigerians and their manufactured facts.
Sagamite abeg don't kill me with laughter ! grin grin
So it took you this long to realize that beaf was a slowpoke with very limited thinking capabilities !! tongue
PoliticsRe: Aliko Dangote Don Buy Jet O by hatch: 6:48pm On Apr 11, 2010
Are you actually this un intelligent ! undecided
You are probably the third or the forth person to start a thread regarding this topic.

what a jobless giffer ! grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Urgently Needs A New Rail System To Facilitate Transport And Businesses by hatch: 6:44pm On Apr 11, 2010
great job frosbel ! I can see that you have shed your old skin for a pragmatic and developmental threads towards the good of Nigeria in general ! grin Once again great job and begining of our renewed friendship on NL.

Now back to the topic raised.

In as much as i am aware of the recent trend of imaginary development by some state governments to embrace wild goose chase by wasting their states tax payers money on gullible airports instead of applaudible projects such as improved inter state light rail projects.

Lastly for all those about to start ethnic mayhem on this thread due to their dreams of rail projects being implemented in oil rich east. Their is no problem with your proposals. However why not tell your state governors to lead by example and set the ball in motion with proposals and blue prints. undecided
PoliticsRe: Yar'adua: A Tourist Attraction? - Reuben Abati by hatch: 5:58pm On Apr 11, 2010
Reuben Abati is simply wicked ! grin grin
BusinessRe: Dangote’s Acquires Bombardier Private Jet by hatch: 4:33pm On Apr 11, 2010
So ? How is that political related huh
Music/RadioRe: Nominees Hip-hop World Awards 2010 by hatch: 7:34pm On Apr 10, 2010
mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]P-square didn't deserve to be on that list, their music "Danger" is wack!
And to think their Clothing was worse.[/color] undecided
mama why not stick to commenting on nollywood alone ! grin
PoliticsObj's Presidential Office Leaving Certificate by hatch(op): 7:36pm On Apr 09, 2010
Come to think of it was OBJ actually this bad ? grin

PoliticsRe: Jonathan's Message To All Dora's Haters Is Simple : You Can All Got To Blazes by hatch(op): 9:38am On Apr 07, 2010
chosen04:
Just wondering why Satan never had the beenefit!!!!
must we act outrightly ignorant and give such rather un intelligent comparisons just as this your " satan should have been given a second chance " argument .
come on you cant be serious,
shocked shocked

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