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Car TalkRe: Arsenal FC Star, Ainsley Maitland-niles Crashes His ₦59.4m Benz G-wagon SUV by Hauptmann: 9:06am On Jul 03, 2021
kingreign:
I thought they said mercedes benz never flips over...
Nurey, mamanbawa.
Benz get inbuilt magic, e no dey flip, e no dey roll

Anytime I hear or read that statement, I just know the person is a dimwit or a minor
Car TalkRe: Is Corolla Really Meant For Taxi Drivers? by Hauptmann: 7:49am On Jul 03, 2021
Gravatar:





Yawn

As I told another random nonentity who tried his very best to get me to engage with him, just like you are, to distract from the joke his life has become, I simply don't consider you significant enough to waste any time on

You only get this response, so use it wisely

I don't know you, I don't care about you or anything concerning you, if you like to fool around and you need people to fool around with, I'm afraid I can be of no assistance

So you're entirely free to keep jumping around like a rabid animal, it concerns me just about as much as a stray dog on the road would concern me

Quote my posts all you want, I will simply ignore you, because you're not worthy of my time, which I've spent far too much of already, with this response

Slimebag

AutosRe: Volvo S40 2006 Model(used) by Hauptmann: 10:24am On Mar 07, 2021
IceTrice01:
He said the plain truth bro and u urself knows it, u can't come a German machine to a Japanese/Asian built car, never!
Maybe if you would express yourself better, I would understand the point you're trying to make.
AutosRe: Volvo S40 2006 Model(used) by Hauptmann: 9:54am On Mar 07, 2021
Dukeolumidemans:
Volvo cars are very good. Just like Benz. They are very strong, safe, durable, economical and easy to handle. Get a good mechanic and ur good to go. I had a Volvo S60 and I just bought an S80 now...am loving it daily. Infact am shopping for an S40 for madam as we speak. Japanese my left foot!!!
My people have a saying about running when nobody's chasing or running after you. Your last sentence just shows your deep seated inferiority complex.

After all the long story and compliments about your so called excellent Volvos, inferiority complex no gree you leave am like that. You just had to mention the brands you're secretly envious of.

Try cover up. Your ass is showing.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Hauptmann: 8:49am On Mar 07, 2021
At the end of the day, do whatever works for you. I don't know anybody here, so I don't really care that much. After typing these messages I may not even remember any of these exchanges. Online talk stays online.

But who e pain, make e no too vex. The truth is a powerful thing.

Na gode
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Hauptmann: 8:47am On Mar 07, 2021
fastseo:
I believe that people aren't buying cars again unlike before probably due to the planned decrease of customs duty to 5%

Secondly cars are now super expensive due to the Dollar rate.
True. I mentioned these points in my first post. Kudos to you for being rational and realistic.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Hauptmann: 8:46am On Mar 07, 2021
seyithug:
Gbe gbogbo enu e yanma-yanma yen soun. Just close that your gutter mouth. Which sustainable business(es) are you doing, hyped or not? Tell us.

Elejo oshi. Trash talker. You know that COVID and exchange rates have affected businesses all over the world, and even the billion-dollar airline industry, yet, you're knocking a used-car procurement agent for pausing his deal hunting service due to higher rates? Envy is bad.

You dey ment, obviously.
My post hurt your feelings, that's alright. The truth is often bitter, as they say.

Try not to dwell on it. Accept it, and move on.

Spend all this energy on making more money, so you don't spend all your time counting pennies and saving up for a miracle worker from Canada.

Peace be unto you.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Hauptmann: 8:44am On Mar 07, 2021
HRtechnique:
You need to speak less. Read the thread and move on.
Focus on more productive conversations and things generally.
But on second thoughts, you have a right to whatever you say.
Type, not speak.
I will return your own advice to you.
Read the thread and move on.
Don't waste so much time trying to reply every post you may disagree with.
Spend that time on more productive endeavors.
It would do you some good.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Hauptmann: 8:42am On Mar 07, 2021
peeps4u:
In the old days, many would have descended on you for calling his customer service abysmal.
LOL

The praise singers are still loitering around, apparently.
Car TalkRe: Where To Get A Good AC Repair Person In Lagos by Hauptmann: 8:39am On Mar 07, 2021
dicksonadams:
Is it compulsory to add ac oil when changing the Ac gas?
You typically only need to add oil (PAG) when the AC system is opened up and a major component is replaced, like the compressor. In cases where refrigerant is just added, adding PAG would be unnecessary.

The question is, why do you need to add refrigerant? That suggests a leak, AC refrigerant is not a consumable like petrol, once the AC system is sealed with no leaks, refrigerant should remain in a constant volume indefinitely.

Meanwhile always insist on the proper PAG oil being used for your AC system. It should be in the manual or printed on a sticker in the engine bay. No let them use "universal" oil, which is usually mineral oil and can break down seals. Na there wahala dey start.
PoliticsRe: 4 Arrested For Phone Theft At Governor Akeredolu’s Inauguration (Photo) by Hauptmann: 4:01pm On Mar 03, 2021
Wickedfacts:
What do you expect from someone who was breastfed by cows.
It's quite unfortunate.
PoliticsRe: 4 Arrested For Phone Theft At Governor Akeredolu’s Inauguration (Photo) by Hauptmann: 3:59pm On Mar 03, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
If they were not caught they would have blamed it on peaceful Fulani herdmen.
This moniker is notorious for making some of the most useless posts and comments on this forum.
PoliticsRe: 4 Arrested For Phone Theft At Governor Akeredolu’s Inauguration (Photo) by Hauptmann: 3:58pm On Mar 03, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
If they were not caught they would have blamed it on peaceful Fulani herdmen.
This moniker is notorious for making some of the most useless posts and comments on this forum.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Hauptmann: 3:14pm On Mar 03, 2021
peeps4u:
In the old days, many would have descended on you for calling his customer service abysmal.
That's also true.

Over time it dawned on many of the faithful disciples, that things are simply not as easy as his approach can make them seem.

There was a time when at any point, even at odd hours, there would be a minimum of 10 people viewing the thread, but these days there may not even be any visitors in a 24 hour time span.

Time is the great arbiter of all things, and unfortunately time has not been kind to his business model.

We do hope things pick back up again, nevertheless. And that he works on his customer relations.
PoliticsRe: Blockade: Meat Scarcity, High Food Prices Persist In Lagos, Ibadan, Others by Hauptmann: 3:09pm On Mar 03, 2021
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AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Hauptmann: 8:37pm On Mar 02, 2021
Asquare84:
Does it mean adman have finally abandoned this business
The truth is that his model was unsustainable, dem no dey do car business by hype.

He still makes deals, but those kinds of offers he made when he first started largely don't exist anymore, COVID and exchange rate issues have erased the comparative advantage he had back then.

Plus his abysmal customer service.
FoodRe: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Hauptmann: 6:18pm On Mar 02, 2021
There are so many maniacs and very useless people on nairaland. This thread has made that very obvious.
FoodRe: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Hauptmann: 6:17pm On Mar 02, 2021
Thinkfree:
for renewing his blood? So u don't know that tortoises are the best blood booster or replenisher in this world.
After reviewing your comments, I can confidently say that there is something seriously wrong with you. You need psychological help.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by Hauptmann: 8:33pm On Dec 23, 2020
weyreypey:
Be calming down bro. Let's accommodate him. All prodigal sons deserve a roof. He's not that terrible. Just youthful exuberance, juvenile delinquency and a little bit of empty arrogance.
This guy is having a never ending psychotic break

Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by Hauptmann: 3:19pm On Dec 23, 2020
asamwababy:
Obviously, you didnt get the joke.

Are you kidding? I should go and price a used E550.lol

Nothing to be bitter about my son.We both own a used Benz.

Just stop your mouth from purging.
Weyreypey abi smartchoices, no let jealousy become your motivation o

high blood pressure go just kill you

its not as if you would be missed here, nobody really cares about you and your deluded, psychotic nonsense here

But I'm sure there are some misguided people out there who care about you

do it for their sake

or don't, and keep being a nuisance

you're an old man o, you suppose don stop all this nonsense
RomanceRe: Nigeria, Actress Ajibola Elizabeth Bought A Car With Her Adult film Acting Money by Hauptmann: 2:09pm On Dec 23, 2020
Lol

Someone should tell her that the dealer ripped her off

Hope she ran the V.I.N number before buying the car sha

Pictures of the car in the USA

Car TalkRe: Driving The Fastest U.S.A Police Car In Nigeria by Hauptmann: 12:09pm On Dec 12, 2020
Lexusgs430:
No, they also deploy helicopters during pursuit.......


Can you drive faster than an helicopter........ smiley
I think this answers your question


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LPn_wMf44Y

PoliticsRe: Mazi Nnamdi Kanu Should Be Arrested And Deported ASAP by Hauptmann: 1:09pm On Oct 23, 2020
Notasyouthink:
Is this a human being or a robot??
Don't blame the guy

Depression and frustration wan kill am

PoliticsRe: Loomed Anarchy In Nnewi - Senator Dr Ifeanyi Ubah To The Rescue by Hauptmann: 11:44am On Oct 23, 2020
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Car TalkRe: This Is Amazing! !! This Mercedes Benz Is Driving Itself As Seen In This Video by Hauptmann: 11:41am On Oct 23, 2020
la click la bend
Car TalkRe: Abeg Make Una Help Me Check Vin Number JTEGD21A050107378 by Hauptmann: 2:37pm On Oct 13, 2020
the spammer poster above, na greed go kill you, oniranu
melviniyke2002, abeg kudos for your efforts
PoliticsRe: What PALM is this on Enugu State Roundabout(pics) by Hauptmann: 10:35am On Oct 10, 2020
Grgton:
hmmm... tribadism de shook u 4 neck abi
Bros

Take it easy o.

Car TalkRe: If You Have 20M For Car, What Car Will You Go For? by Hauptmann: 7:37am On Oct 05, 2020
valarinz:
grin grin

Over a year ago, it was same ridiculous attitude here on NL, I mention Volvo and the bandwagon arrives, badmouth, insults, all manners of negativity, then it seemed I was the only one selling Volvo....

Fast forward now, lol, everyone wants to buy an XC90, it's now flooded the streets of Lagos and is fast spreading all over the country. All car dealers now rush XC90 like a starved lion, I'm not even important anymore when it comes to Volvo sales, they've taken over. It's no longer the same Volvo that every misinformed fellow insulted Valarinz over here on Nairaland.

Na so e go still be, see as they dey masturbate on copart now everytime an XC90 turns up. I'm saying 2020 XC90 now and they're throwing tantrums like toddlers who just lost their ice cream
Lol this post makes me laugh

Why?

Because this guy knows the reasons for the seemingly increasing demand, and it has absolutely nothing to do with Volvos being better or more reliable

First, that increasing demand applies ONLY to the 2004 - 2009 XC90. Simple reason is cost, those XC90s are much cheaper than the alternatives from Japan, South Korea, America or Europe

Cheaper only to buy the vehicle o, because the cost of parts and labour are similar to other Japanese vehicles

That's all. Of course naija man go like find wetin cost less

But to show you how pointless this pained rant of yours is, if you count 10 Volvos on the streets of Lagos, only 1 go pass 2010 model, or even none, because at that point the cost becomes similar to other Japanese alternatives, and those same people wey rush the cheap XC90 go sharply buy Lexus or Toyota or Acura or Ford or Hyundai or Mercedes

Volvo no go even smell the list

You dey call 2020 XC90 make we kneel down dey worship am, lol

At the price point of that 2020 XC90, NOBODY go buy that Volvo abi Geely, you go see Lexus Or Benz 1000 times before Volvo go even smell the list

Even all those people wey dey claim Volvo for life, swedish tank, this one, that one, make them see 4m to buy car, lol suddenly you go see them for Lexus WhatsApp group.

Volvo indeed

Güten morgen!
Car TalkRe: If You Have 20M For Car, What Car Will You Go For? by Hauptmann: 1:08pm On Oct 04, 2020
The irony of somebody referring to a Landcruiser and a Lexus GX as "Japanese Plastics"

The same person wants you to buy a 2020 Xc90

Anybody wey leave Landcruiser go buy XC90, deserve serious flogging

Wetin I dey talk sef, Landcruiser and XC90 no be mate, XC90 wey no get pedigree or anything remarkable, na im person dey call before Landcruiser

Nothing person no go see for nairaland
AutosRe: SOLD Foreign Used Clean Title Toyota Rav 4 2010 Is Available For Sale by Hauptmann: 12:11pm On Oct 02, 2020
Abeg no quote me o, my car hazard triangle na normal plastic one
AutosRe: SOLD Foreign Used Clean Title Toyota Rav 4 2010 Is Available For Sale by Hauptmann: 12:07pm On Oct 02, 2020
Alfred74:
Buyers should be weary of vehicle adverts without VIN or mileage, These vehicles could be STOLEN . Otherwise why will a cardealer hide these information?
Lol

This one na small thing na, make I shalaye on this thread small

The vin number is 2T3BF4DV4AW060977

mileage na 197,000 miles

check am for copart at

https://www.copart.com/lot/40412420/Photos/


The car na basic model rav4, fabric seat and no side mirror light for US, na after e enter naija them come add leather seat and side mirror lights, even the follow come rims na normal rav4 steel rims

no follow come fog lamp

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