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CrimeRe: South Africans Identify a "Nigerian" Suspect by Looking at his Head (TWEETS) by Hauptmann: 7:46pm On Sep 06, 2020
Irony is when self professed South African lowlifes with their AIDS ravaged country and drugged out women who are essentially slaves to the next hit or the next needle in their arm, attempt to troll Nigerians on a Nigerian forum which just happens to be a pretty popular and highly ranked forum, imperfect as it may be.

Irony is fine, these Southern Africans are clearly not the brightest bulbs in the room.

But malicious stupidity is when Nigerians join in the trolling, attempting to take aim at particular Nigerian ethnic groups to suit their narratives.

The previous commentors on this thread all belong to one of the above categories.
Car TalkRe: Any Ibo Car Dealer Here In Southern Kaduna? by Hauptmann: 3:51pm On Sep 06, 2020
adanny01:
Na so my Igbo neighbor ignored my free honest advise and recommendations. He ended up destroying the perfect gear box of his less than 6 months toks Corolla. He was receiving advise from his Igbo brothers.
And you know for a fact that he ignored your advice solely on the basis of your ethnicity?

He didn't take their advice, however erroneous the advice may have been, simply because it was easier and/or cheaper for him to understand and implement? You can vouch for that?

Ironically in trying to point out your neighbor's imagined biases, you have inadvertently revealed yours.
Car TalkRe: How To Know If A Car Has Been Converted From Rhd To Lhd? by Hauptmann: 8:30pm On Sep 05, 2020
Presegs:
Hate and jealousy are destroying you and you don't even know. It remains they send you to 6 feet which won't take too long courtesy high BP.

Pained wannabe! !! Were you even mentioned by OP?
Long before I go six feet, at least 6 generations of you and your progeny would have gone to prepare rhe way for me.

Mongoose prince masquerading as car expert with scanner, mechanic with no tools, no helpful experience, and worst of all, no commonsense cheesy

The next ban would be 7 days, keep it up.
Car TalkRe: How To Know If A Car Has Been Converted From Rhd To Lhd? by Hauptmann: 8:27pm On Sep 05, 2020
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Presegs:
Without wasting much time, listed below are five likely different ways to know vehicles that have been converted from right-hand drive to a left-hand drive;

1. Wipers will end in front of the drivers.

2. Control panel on the door often on the passenger’s door.

3. The fuel tank is on the reverse side of the original left-hand version.

4. The exhaust is on the other side of the original left-hand version.

5. The battery compartment is on the other side of the original left.

Feel free to add yours! !!
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Lol

See what I said about this nonentity spreading false and dangerous information?

Fuel tank?

It will all end in tears.
Car TalkRe: How To Know If A Car Has Been Converted From Rhd To Lhd? by Hauptmann: 7:33pm On Sep 05, 2020
Kingdemu:
Hello car gurus, given the attendant issues that come with it, pls how can a buyer know a car that has been converted from a right hand drive to a left hand drive?

Aside running a VIN check, are there physical giveaways one can look out for that can pinpoint if a car is a converted one?

Thank you.

CC
Gazzuz, nurey, legalwealth , ikenna, carguide, radautoworks, Heavenlybang
If you value your car and your mental wellbeing, never seek for or take advice from the moniker I crossed out

To avoid tears.

Meanwhile to the issue at hand, depends on how good the conversion was, things that give such conversions away are things like wipers positioned and going the wrong way, gear buttons positioned to the right side, master window controls on the right side, etc etc

But some good conversions are difficult to detect unless vin check

Also some models are always rightie, like all them corolla altis, camry premio G and corolla hatchback, no original left hand drive for those ones
AutosRe: Please I Help Me, Thy Brother. I Need A Car For Mobility! by Hauptmann: 8:40am On Sep 05, 2020
What a rude and uncivilized person

From this guy's comments and reactions its 100% obvious that ges the kind of person that would always come up with excuses to default on loans, he would never pay as and at when due, always one story after the other.

Someone begging on an online forum for a car on installment payment basis is insulting people's parents, what a joke of a man

Carry your wife on your head wherever she wants to go

rubbish
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Hauptmann: 6:25am On Sep 04, 2020
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You have made a habit of spamming this nonsense here everyday, even after you have been warned many times to stop posting this thing here everyday

I think a 1 month ban from posting would be good for you, so just wait for your ban the next time you post this thing here
AutosRe: SOLD Full Option Lexus Es 350 2012 Is Available by Hauptmann: 6:08pm On Sep 03, 2020
where is Engineer prosper from the United shtates?

where is ronkus esther from Akure?
AutosRe: SOLD Full Option Lexus Es 350 2012 Is Available by Hauptmann: 6:06pm On Sep 03, 2020
Alfred74:
Legalwealth na person wen them de jealous? lol.
I go rather jealous people wen they buy cars steady for here,those once get money to buy cars back to back,no be this one hit wonder of a flooded Lexus. E never even go far for the business he don they learn how to hide vin grin
If he come teey for the business,na to they post vin of clean title in place of accident to take cover up for accidented car grin
Oya shalaye joor


Presegs dey serve auto section ban, he will be back in 17 hours.
AutosRe: SOLD Full Option Lexus Es 350 2012 Is Available by Hauptmann: 6:04pm On Sep 03, 2020
Yesterday evening I contacted carguide for vin check for this Lexus and he sent me 2 different reports, one containing both carfax check and auto check, and the other report he said was a Lexus dealership report which is available to Lexus dealers, that second report was where I saw the flooded junk issue

he didn't tell me that he already informed legalwealth about the flooded issue, which is fine anyway, but my own issue is that this same legalwealth that kept calling someone lemon dealer for years is the same one that hid relevant info about his own car

what a bloody hypocrite
AutosRe: SOLD Full Option Lexus Es 350 2012 Is Available by Hauptmann: 11:16am On Sep 03, 2020
GreekDon:
You typed this? Really? You are just pathetic!
You clearly don't know legalwealth, he is the pettiest of them all

Fake ass prince, a perpetual failure known to stab everybody in the back

See carguide that tried to help him free of charge o from his explanation, the useless and inconsequential buffoon started posting nonsense as usual
AutosRe: SOLD Full Option Lexus Es 350 2012 Is Available by Hauptmann: 7:47am On Sep 03, 2020
You are too old to stop being irresponsible, so no point trying to change again, you are doomed to fail until you die

Nonentity
AutosRe: SOLD Full Option Lexus Es 350 2012 Is Available by Hauptmann: 7:46am On Sep 03, 2020
Legalo saw people who spent years and money in developing their technical skills, and went to buy scanner and rent shop in Abuja hoping that money would flow into his account by scanning nonsense


Legalwealth, you are a failure. You have always been a failure, and you will always be a failure.

One can only hope that your wife had an away match with a more responsible person, because if truly your children have your DNA in them, they are doomed to be failures just like you
AutosRe: SOLD Full Option Lexus Es 350 2012 Is Available by Hauptmann: 7:42am On Sep 03, 2020
As for our so called prince of thieves, sell your flooded junk make we see na

Omo ale jati jati

This is a full grown man with an unfortunate wife and children o

Painment carry am from Lagos to Abuja to open shop, yet the same jealousy and painment no gree his shop get clients
AutosRe: SOLD Full Option Lexus Es 350 2012 Is Available by Hauptmann: 7:38am On Sep 03, 2020
CarGuideNG:
Hello Sir

The report we sent to you on August 30th contained details which we came across by coincidence, you did not request a report from us, we merely decided to provide you with infornation about a car you had for sale, something we do occasionally for clients who have previously utilized our service, particularly because without our in depth report, you may not have discovered the water damage history.

We also did not engage further on the subject because the aim of providing you with the information had been achieved.

As much as we are a professional enterprise and would prefer to stick to providing our services, we would urge you to kindly refrain from the repeated mentions of the CarGuideNG username as it is rather distracting.

Regards.
Wait o, boss so you're saying that you told legalwealth about the flooded junk since and the criminal refused to inform people he was selling junk?

What a fantastical hypocrite legalwealth is

Ride on! Abeg just ignore legalo and his insanity
CrimeRe: Two Gays Arrested In Jigawa Over Homosexual Act In A Hotel by Hauptmann: 8:32pm On Sep 02, 2020
Isn't that ?
AutosRe: SOLD Full Option Lexus Es 350 2012 Is Available by Hauptmann: 7:31pm On Sep 02, 2020
Alfred74:
He is dishonest.
See what I said? Check this out, the car was flooded and the engine was damaged as well

This is a junk vehicle

AutosRe: SOLD Full Option Lexus Es 350 2012 Is Available by Hauptmann: 5:26pm On Sep 02, 2020
Alfred74:
By hiding the vin with white marker abi?? Wayo car dealer seller grin
I brought out 2k and paid for comprehensive vin report from the original source, expect more hidden info coming out soon about this junk lexus
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Hauptmann: 3:57pm On Aug 31, 2020
radautoworks:
Just switch back, you're fine.
huh

Car TalkRe: My Craze For HONDA by Hauptmann: 11:44am On Aug 31, 2020
Lavisha:
I drive 2007 Accord and it smooth, if I have to upgrade I will go for 2014/15 Accord.
It's cheaper and better than the overrated 2014/15 Camry.
Lol

Isn't it funny how you couldn't resist mentioning a completely different model when the question was about a Honda accord.

May inferiority complex not lead you to perdition.
Car TalkRe: Nord Automobiles Rolls Out Pick-Ups From Lagos Plant by Hauptmann:
The day I saw the back of this beatiful truck, I instantly knew it was a CKD unit from one of the numerous chinese auto manufacturers, very similar to Innoson.

It is a rebadged Huanghai N3A chinese truck, not manufactured in Nigeria.

Takes nothing away from the truck though. We all have to start from somewhere.

AutosRe: SOLD Full Option Lexus Es 350 2012 Is Available by Hauptmann:
GAZZUZZ:
Legalwealth, where is the vin of this vehicle? I want to check something
cheesy

I learnt well from the ogas dem

Make i shalaye small


JTHBK1EGXC2499945

Real price sold shown below, forget legalwealth and his nonsense claiming

CelebritiesRe: Mercy Eke Buys Venza For Her Sister, Promise, As Birthday Gift by Hauptmann: 4:47pm On Aug 28, 2020
Lol

Someone should tell mercy that the dealer ripped her off

Hoped she ran the vin number before buying the car sha

Pictures of the car in the USA

Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by Hauptmann: 7:42pm On Aug 25, 2020
I bet radautoworks right about now wishes she took her know it all attitude elsewhere, this benz thread is a perpetual battleground and not the place for your normal shalaye
AutosRe: Akwa Ibom Begins Construction Of Automobile Factory (Photos And Video) by Hauptmann: 8:14pm On Aug 23, 2020
Godons1:
Bye bye to INNOSON substandard and fake moving Coffins. cheesy grin grin cheesy

You are one of the most unfortunate and empty individuals on this forum, you spend so much time posting utter nonsense and spewing filthy things on the pages of this forum

And to think that you have children and are likely married

I honestly hope those children are not actually yours, I hope the mother of those kids allowed some other sensible man to get her pregnant, because people like you do not deserve to spread their genes to children

Keep posting your nonsense, your day of reckoning is coming.

AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Hauptmann: 3:29pm On Aug 20, 2020
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AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Hauptmann: 8:35pm On Aug 19, 2020
eHydrated:
Dear Maxwell Asowata,

Ordinarily i wouldn't have thought to make this public if only you had shown a little degree of after service concern. I had to wait a week to make this review in order to distill my emotions out of this whole ordeal. Your lack of concern is damming and for a client that never at any point haggle price with you, it leaves a bad taste.

This review expresses perhaps one of the worst case scenario that could play out, if, during handling (loading, offloading, shipping or transport) of a car, it gets damaged. If the fix is somewhat expensive( as it is unforseen), a patched up job will most likely be done just to get it delivered to the owner. Your panel beaters are abysmal (from my experience) or maybe their performance is as a consequence that doing a standard job ll exceed a certain finacial threshold for you. Then a unilateral decision is made to cut corners without seeking the opine of the customer who may or may not be willing to reach a compromise just to get a tidy job done. In my case, I complained and you where quick to label my 3 months wait as a LOSS for you. After that, you go offline, read and ignore.

This is to let you know that i spent well over 70k overhauling the whole exhaust system of the 2007 HONDA Accord i recently took possession from your team on the 11th of August 2020 with the CHECK ENGINE LIGHT ON. From buying a new taiwan catalyst, upper and downstream oxygen sensor, upper net, lower catalyst (female side) mount  etc. And to prevent a scenario where blames are apportioned to my mechanics, i did consider radoautoworks but i eventually settled for the team recommended by mr rowland aka luvinhubby (a nairaland cartalk honda guru) due to promixity and pricing.

I shortpaid you by 10k and your reactions when i informed you of the possibility that a substantial amount will/may be further expended were: 1. " Your transaction was at a loss to me and i took your balance like that to close your chapter"  2. " i aint splitting any extra cost on repairs with you afterall i have paid for a sensor, what are you talking about? ". Listen boss, i have now overpaid you by over 70k and this transaction will be a profit to me, no regrets here and i choose to focus on the positives.

I hereby grant you express permission to use and publish our communications in your defence as i have already attached evidences of the work i did plus a reliable alibi in the person of mr luvinhubby. You cant be big and operate small; Lanre ll go to the port, lanre ll take possession, Lanre ll do interstate delivery. Then, who, if i may ask, checkmates the mechanic, panel beaters and painters? Too much trust in these people brings about complacency. My advise to you is to apply the same standard used in canada here in Nigeria and to consider doing some sort of insurance on your operations

To prospective clients, we all can't be lucky, we all can't be unlucky, things like these happen but concern, empathy and communication is key, so allow room for renegotiation if things go south. Maxwell will tell you the truth most of the time, your funds are safe and generally, his Canadian end of operation is near perfect. However, the Nigerian end is somewhat overhelmed and spread too thin without a proper framework, hence, end product quality assurance cannot be guaranteed. I advise you consider roro shipping to prevent avoidable damages and set funds aside for eventualities. Peace y'all. Client 101351

Karma

I recall that this is one of the guys that dismissed codyella's complaints with scorn and derision, and here he is with the same complaints and has found himself in the exact aame condition as codyella did months ago

Instead of lamenting on this thread, why don't you get the OP to replace the damaged items just as you claimed he would, when Codyella and the other client had similar problems with their cars

Karma is real, indeed.

PoliticsRe: How South East Lost Out In $93b Foreign Investments by Hauptmann: 1:39pm On Aug 12, 2020
BlowYourMind:
South East don't need investment, investment cannot bring as much money drug trafficking, scamming and swindling will bring
What a nonentity

Better go and do your assignment and stop being an ignorant loudmouth

PhonesRe: I Have Just Been Scammed by Hauptmann: 4:04pm On Aug 10, 2020
Hellomotoring:
I just got served in a bitter way,
Be careful of this scammer CHARLIE543
his account is already deactivated

Modified: Who knows how I can track the phone, I have the imei numbers already and also the account number where the money was transferred to
WOW

See I contacted that guy to ask about the phone, but I had a feeling he was up to something so I just forgot about it and took screenshots of the post just in case

Car TalkRe: We Are Live @drcoolautofix On Tiktok Link Below by Hauptmann: 12:35pm On Aug 10, 2020
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mrcoolautofix:
Although my google page performance is way better than here cos most folks that I met here are just full of mouth probably financially incompetent, yeah thats right..

For some of you who want to see our previous job video footage, thats it,
https://vm.tiktok.com/J6mNG7B/

Follow this link, we just signed up about 2 days ago and getting 400 followers already not even from Nigeria, which goes to say that westerners knows the truth about our proficiency,

Note: if you throw up abusive words on the comments section @ our tiktok, you will be blocked, better be silent if you have nothing to offer.. we include some movie clip flash as bonus for your viewing.
With that in mind, have a wonderful day and welcome to Dr Cool Auto fix
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The height of self deception and a huge inferiority complex

What a loser. The irony of you insulting people on nairaland, and then posting your silly useless tiktok link on the same nairaland begging for views and followers

Truly you are a very useless person, your ignorance is legendary.

Oponu
Car TalkRe: When A Nigerian Car Seller Or Owner Says The Car Have No Issues, take a look by Hauptmann: 5:25pm On Aug 06, 2020
Scam
Car TalkRe: Check Out This Beautiful New Mercedes-benz X-class Pickup by Hauptmann: 7:14am On Aug 05, 2020
Cumtroller:
Rubbish vehicle based on Nissan Navara pickup

Mercedes Benz don discontinue am sef.
Looool chop knuckle jare

Mercedes think say na by name dem dey sell trucks

Shame make dem cancel the nonsense

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