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jakesund: Pls enough of the quoting of all these boring ASUU news. . .what we want is the 'call up'(cut-off) marks to be released

unilag just released theirs despite the strike so i see no reason why oau are still dulling us oh

tell u.i

jakesund: Phtemie where art thou?

i wanna press charges on the rats in my house,they keep eating ma leftovers and trespassin while i am asleep

i wanna let them know that notin is above the law

many thanks for our last legal case,the unholy chicken is chilling in panama prison,

barrister phtemie whats the way forward?

just remember...
While humans re getting admitted, rats are also doing same.
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they've already started preparing for their own massive recruitment. U'll see much more dan d@.

Messilo: Mbbs cut-off, oau release it now

am curious....
so that what will happen?

VisaOfficer: Hi everyone -- I'm a U.S. Foreign Service Officer, and I started a thread about visa questions elsewhere in thie section. I just wanted to say a few words about Diversity Visas.

1. The rules of the program are extremely strict, and there are no exceptions. So if you entered the Diversity Visa program and did not list your spouse and all your children, you will be disqualified. Even if you wrote to KCC (Kentucky Consular Center) later and told them that you forgot to list your spouse and children, it doesn't matter. You will not receive a visa, and there is no refund. So, please, if you realize you made this mistake, do not waste your time and money. It's not worth it.

2. If a tout filled out your application for you and is trying to make you pay, SHAME ON THAT PERSON. You can check your own status without paying anyone through www.dvlottery.state.gov . Unfortunately, if you have lost your confirmation number or the tout won't give it to you, there is no way to check your status. That's why it's so important to keep your confirmation number. Edit: Hurray, I was wrong about that! You can check your status without a confirmation number now. Don't give the touts any money.

3. If a tout filled out your application for you with someone else's name and photo, and now you are considering pretending to be that person, it's not worth it. We will have YOUR photo and fingerprints on file forever, along with a note that you attempted to get a visa using a false identity. That incurs a permanent ban on ever receiving a visa to the United States.

4. Please do not enter into fraudulent marriages in an attempt to bring another person to the United States. You will end up with a charge of "attempted alien smuggling" on your record, and that will permanently bar you from entering the United States. The fake spouse in the case will end up with a charge of "material misrepresentation" and will also be permanently banned. Using a fake name won't help, because your fingerprints and photo will be on file, forever. It's not worth it.

5. If you are issued a visa, the U.S. Government will not find you a job or a place to live. The whole premise of the Diversity Visa program is that you are educationally qualified and can therefore find a way to support yourself in the United States.

6. The Department of State does NOT notify successful DV applicants by letter or e-mail, so if you receive such a letter or e-mail, it's a scam. Don't send money.

7. Most DV applicants are good, qualified applicants and have no problems getting visas. Just remember, the best policy is always to tell the truth. Truth is good. We like truth.

Best of luck to everyone!

interesting...u guys really love truth indeed!

Atesunate15: Ola step is a student of UI, thats wat he is trying to say

i see.
But olastep is a student of Ife

Ajani2010: scored 197 for putme, aggregate 213 going 4 demo-stat...demo-stat cut off cant be more than 210...can i be considered 4 admission

u're on a long thing

Johntosyne: Evening palssss...... Diz our thread is still d best..... I visited uniben thread today nd cum nd c diff rubbish, a lot of empty nd senseless pages coz dey want to start a page

d@s y ders sometin called personal opinion. U just made one

shakur07: latest update Great development on the ASUU strike.. the
Federal government has approved five out of
their seven proposals.. the remaining two will be
addressed next week Monday and Thursday
respectively...hopefully we resume upper
Monday... let's continue to pray.. I know Things will work out well ———Olastep™
...of the GREATEST IFE **

sorry...but who is ''we''?

someone shud enlighten me on dis pd tin. If someone get 62point... in 1st contact & 68 point in 2nd contact...., w@ exactly happens in d 2nd contact d@ d scores re just almost d same?

kinkessy: *clears throats* ummmmm...who witnessed the stampede in ibadan on tuesday when a fish seller saw an octopus and screamed thinkin it was a mermaid and people almost killed her thinking she was a witch,,hahaah...

*squid

NeuroBoss: how dare u call my Alma mater yeye?

and w@ exactly will u do about it if he calls it again?

losky4real: I have to be an emplye first before I become an emplyer like u heaar ppl say u v to be a servant before u become a master.so if I go for interviews no one notices ma cgpa I will b treated like a normal 2.1 student rite and dey wil treat the first cclass students specially?

common! stop thinking like d@.

losky4real: no but am sayin will I be distinguished from someone with 3.5 cgpa in the market?

he he he he....market abi?

w@ bout ps2 games?

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hmmm...

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Wish you all the best[/quote]not direct enuf

xpens: who scored d highest score in uniport post ume 2day all nairalanders drop ur scores letz rub mindz 2geda

wrong thread

Atesunate15: what are you sayingeven if you pick OAU, you are going to resume with UI if admitted.

& in most cases, UI will still leapfrog. D@s y dey're d ''1st'' & d ''best''

iamliljozy: This thread is for UI post ume not child abuse debate.απϑ WTF is wrong with UI,almost all the uni's in nigeria ve concluded their post ume exercises.Omo I for pick OAU oooo[color=#990000][/color]

i heard d@ 4 u to be 1st & d best, u have to act like u're d best among equals. Sometimes even if ure not

Prince adebayo: *sniffs* *sniffs* *I CAN SMELL BULL POO IN HERE* <just passing by>

yea cos u mistakenly stepped on it b4 u came in.

Isaolamide: I tak tym 2 read wat one guy postd as an early mariage buh i jez de luk asif i dnt c hm...
Islam support early marriage but you can't c0nsumate the marriage until the girl is physically and mentally matured when her consent will be sought as to if she is interested in the union or not. If she's not, she must not be forced to marry that person. Clear??
She [Stella Damasus]was justspeaking with emotions. No one is forcing her to give herdaughters out in marriage at under age. Most of these people are not honestly against this act, it's obviously due to the end it came from. No one rose whenthe Senate legalised that 'STRANGERS' can come to our country to practise GAY AND LESBANISM but we can't join them practise it. No one stood against this law then! Is gay and lesbianism not mischevious acts? Even whatshe blabed out and grumbled is falsehood. Go on the Net, you'll see the real thing the senates AMENDED. Its not ABOUT CHILD MARRIAGE. Nigerians prefer their children being defiled than given them out in marriage, early. You can attest to that, sex before marriage! Even insome cases, they'd have 'grown beyond' marriage age before they want to marry! They value Western Education than anything using their lives as a Child play!
But right from time, we[muslims] have had our toes being stepped on by mediocre and sentimental christians. If you'll recall, the lagos hijab saga just passed.They passed sentiments and were not objective then too!
Should we say because Schools are not religious places, then, offend our Lord, Creator? If you don't put God first in anything you do, leave we that do!
To futher support my points, even these days when what Muslims request is found in the bible, Christians still won't follow it because of thisBLATANT HATRED they have for Muslims. This you'll noticeduring the time Muslims wanted to 'invent' the Islamic banking, Christians across the nation stood against this,claiming that we Muslims wantto use it to 'islamise' the Nation even though the bible states categorically that we must nt take Usury[interest]on money we borrow people. Now, we have Christians as partners of Jaiz bank, seen the value or tired of paying outrageous interests?
Brethren, another one out of THE COUNTLESS POINTS where Muslims are CHEATED is the Shariah [sure, you'd have heard about it]. No Christian will support it because of what they, Apologists and Antagonists, have told them. This week alone, I've read about SIX RAPE INCIDENCE, one of whichis a father-to-daughter defilement, no one shouted about this. Tell me, if a man knows that if he should havecarnal knowledge of someonehe's not legitimate to, he'll bestoned to death, will he do such evil act? This is what Muslims preach, what God almighty has set as living condition for human beings, for he's aware that we'll be tempted to do evils. So, he set aside these laws.
The level of theft and armed robbery would have reduced to bearest minimum if for every man caught, he is denied his own organ for holding things [cut his hand], others would be afraid of doing the same but alas, Christians hate Shariah. Rapeoccur mostly among Christians, not to abuse the religion though, because some practise 1-man-1-wife which their sexual urges surpass. This set, when not satisfied with what they get from their legitimate wives, they result to fornication. Catholic Churches is another ish, practising Cellibacy- not getting married! This is not so in Islam, you can marry asmuch as 4 wives as long as YOU WOULD CATER FOR THEIRNEEDS, not because the religion is for pedophiles but because naturally, women are more than men and sexual urge defer among men. This is the beauty of Islam and at the same time, the hatred Christians have for Muslims. Good night brethren!
Did you take time to read the article?
So, search for the truth yourself and not allow someone to just come frm nowhere and cook up lies foryou. For in truthfulness and sincerity lies Human salvationand eternal life. Yours, TF!

Theres an iota of truth in w@ ure saying. Although dis things re rampant evrywhere, just that its only d ones d@ d media catches d@ pple knw about.
But....
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u really took ur time

Mesopotamia: shakur sha lyk 2 to dey wyne person.e be lyk sey u no read wetin i write.I said i didn't make d merit list judging by last year's cut off mark.All i pray 4 z dat d cut off mark 4 english language diz year should be very low so dat it can favour me.

but shay u met d catchment? Abi dey no dey put catchment 4 merit?

Mesopotamia: Jamb score:212/8=26.5.
post jamb score:60%/2=30%.
AGG:26.5 + 30
=56.50
course=ENG LANG.
last year cut off[MERIT]=59.75
catchment area[OSUN STATE]=55.25
*I DIDN'T MAKE THE MERIT.....AND WE ALL KNW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO MAKE THE CATCHMENT AREA LIST........
BABA GOD,NA UR HAND I DEY OOO,ABEG NO FALL MA HAND OOO!

interesting...so d result is already out. Hw much was d postume form & checker?

hakings: Is the creation of this thread based on elitism or a laizzer faire principle? If the latter is the case, then i demand an explanation from the moderator on why i was handed such a lenghty ban for posting a lit - in - eng question in response to the request of a co - member. I refer anyone one who cares to know the reason for my grief to my profile to check the year i became a member on this forum, the post i've had so far and its relevance and juxtapose it with those of the perpetual commentators and their incoherent comments on this thread. Further comment reserved as i look forward to reading a just response from any fair member

u're not yet a veteran frend, so its nothin.
Welcome back 4rm exile anyway

cueseun: ur friends so you want to base people destiny on what your friends told you..if am lying y not just get brochure and see for yourself haven't u heard of the saying seeing is believing

IN retrospect, remember that u.i dint state in the d jamb brochure d@ u must present ur O'level b4 being calld for postume. And dey dint also state in d brochure d@ even if u get more dan 200 in jamb, u might not even be called 4 d postume.
Seeing is believing no doubt...but sometimes ders more to just seeing.

sexyolag: Any D.E aspirant here, pls when is the green form gonna b out ??

Add me on 2go @ SEXYOLAG or WHATSAPP @ 07069314801

what green form?

Fynestboi: EVEN WEN ONE TRIES TO DO SO...

then there was neva a standard

oayombo: 1. It is a random selection process
2. You need to keep your confirmation number to check for yourself, they no longer notify winners.
3. It's a lottery, some apply once and get selected while some apply for 10yrs before they get lucky. It's a game of luck.

thanks for d ansas

Allen kee: My problem with OAU is the Hostel!
Hostels in the School can make one sick in the head.

the only tin d@ will make it a problem is copying oda students do w@ dey do.
Since evrione dint come from d same environs, der'll be some d@ re extremely dirty. All u hav to do is maintain ur standard (if u hav one).

Atesunate15: HAUSA am still waiting for your call o

I am d one waiting for u not vice versa.
Ders a msg on ur watsapp which u havnt replied

Ujawissy: PLS GUYS I CAN'T LOG IN STUDENT PAGE TO REG MY COURSES IT KEEPS SHOWING INCORRECT USER ID/PASSWORD

OMG!!! I tot i was alone in this. The error stuff its telling me has made me miss out on electives for dis semester. Damn it

hello guys, new on dis thread.
I dont knw where to start cos theres a chance d question am gonna ask might hav been asked quite a no. of times considering d length & level d thread has reached...but please it will be so kind if anyone can debrief me a little bit.
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1. This dv lottery of a thing, is d process of selection really by random as advertised?
2. If by chance u're selected, hw does one get informed? Is it via mail, or mobile?
3. How is it possible for one to have applied for four consecutive years (2009-2012) & yet not selected?
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Thanking u all in anticipation
Shekau Ibrahim