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admitme: Son, stop insinuating what you are not sure off. I hate to insult you , but you are sonofabitch.

OMG!

Samtolly4JESUS: JESUS! JESUS! JESUS!.. It has been one swell week with Jesus at the just concluded 61st annual convention of THE REDEEMED CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD tagged 'JESUS'! Now that the Change has been effected, Its time for exploits! #Jesus... Name above all Names.......

mr. samtolly, are u born again?

saheven: Jxt passing.
Hausa, i saw ur comments on Samtolly (where u said why he put Jesus with username), You are a naïve.
Jakesund and co, na work u do 4 this place o, but u can spend this period adding values to ur life...reading great books and sharing them with us than thinking 4 hrs on what to write and spending the whole day following it up. Love u all.

i can live with that

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Lol:...@odunhana....
I agree his posts r harsh...buh i swear...hausa deserves it.....just click on his username and check his posts...[/quote]by all means. Then, we shall see which is more grave.
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the big difference between d 2 of us is i dont do insults.

Mesopotamia: i agree dat ma replies were harsh and i sincerely apologize.Bt i think rude comments begets harsh response.Imagin he refering to sum1 on diz thread as a "dog"!Isn't dat harsh enough?He's fond of dat attitude and i feel such should be nipped in the bud to prevent further re-occurrence.

...is the word ''being on heat'' used for only dogs?...
did i refer anybody as a dog? Or u are just trying to attack b'cos u are bitter?
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i'm being very very careful when i place my words. I want to scroll back in d future & be happy i didnt make anyone think too deep.
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at this stage & level, u are not capable of understanding

Mesopotamia: i'm nt amazed at ur public show of madness.I already learnt abt it on oda threads.Keep it up.
PEAK-itz in you!

dont use abusive words on me. B'cos if u do, i'll give u a war u cant stand (dont make me) & u will regret commenting on a post that wasnt meant for u.
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Dont try getting out of line. be professional.

Mesopotamia: well,u can always cum back as long as u wish......coz i'm already in.....

of course.
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at least with persistence...d door will one day open.

Mesopotamia: diz guy don chop okro soup diz morning abi,na im make im mouth dey dey slippery,releasing words ma 3 yrs old cousin ought not to utter without not being spanked....

when someone goes to prison and comes back, a lot of things changes. I could not agree more.
Dont be a T.bag...
***though i like him

Mesopotamia: "what shall it profit a jambite who seeks cheap popularity on nairaland by attacking pple indiscriminatory but fails to secure admission at the long run"

not a big deal.
Come back next year

Mesopotamia: insane comment...
*smh

remember to wear that shield on your neck. You'll never know john...you'll never know

Sadeluhv: Dat's too much Mr,Hausa,or d poster is ur broda?

No! Doesnt make sense when u attack someone like a terrorist. Maturity is really needed to tackle simple issues

Fynestboi: Sexy *scratch head* re u truly sexy abeg i wan c am *2go tnxs* ADEXISTIC wlcm on board

is the word ''being on heat'' used for only dogs?

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Maybe......
thats if u went to a federal skl or hv a close relative or frnd wu went to a federal skl....or maybe u just see it around![/quote]thats the motto of FGC Nise. If i'm not mistaken.
Saw it somewhere

Mesopotamia: Dear aunty sper:->m B/U/T-T,never in your entire miserable life ban me,else!.....I felt stigmatized by being shut out of d thread 4 gud 3 days.....Thanks to my chudie dat came visiting over d weekend.She no even make me remember nairaland.......#Hiss

banned again? What did johnny do this time again?

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Those uniben guys r trying oo...they'v gone far wif their thread....and it was nt up to 100 b4 d exam.altho na rubbish dem dey post...dey do competition of first to start page
..i wonder d number of pages dis thread will hit....
We shld leave by matric(i pray that u and me wl b part then)....
I'm sure we wl get to 900 b4 resumption cos resumption na january or february(strike tinz)....[/quote]horrible judge...
*spits

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Lwkmd 4 dis thread sha...make ruka visit here lasan...she go knw say she got lotta fans and admirers.....
@d grl wu had 7As...trust me she's worth it....n she's from a federal skl.....We no dey carry last....like dis post if u r frim a federal skl....PRO UNITATE runs in our veins!!!![/quote]pro uni tate? That sounds familiar

Tommybob: u were d same admission office on other threads...... Uve also bcome an admission office on diz our thread too #joblessness#...... My bro, wat wil u gain in scamming pple, d money dat u ll spend within the twinkling of an eye...... Jst stop ol diz nd c mayb ur lyf wnt turn around...... Jst Try it

for once in a long time, relax and reason with your head. Have u been scammed before? Do u have a job at d moment?
Or maybe u think u have a better life than d poster...
Just focus on how you'll pass your exam. You'll never know

while its biting, keep reading

still on

Samtolly4JESUS: No sire, they will annouce it after the World Cup!..#May GoD bless you as you wait#

i dont get...why is there a Jesus in your username?

jakesund: We need to setup a panel to look into the issue of shadow aspirants

always viewing without commenting..

chill brother. A lot of people will vanish(& never return) once the cut off is out;
more fresh people will join NL once d cutoff is out;
more will join once d merit list is out;
more will still join when d supp. lists are out;
and many more will leave for good when they realise that after all their contributions to this thread, OAU still went ahead to R. A. P. E. them (because they found their names no where near the list).... excetra excetra.
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so just chill

Tommybob: datz nt wat he actually meant hez a funi guy...... U didnt start diz thread wif us......... Datz y u didnt unstand him.....




@all..... I cant find d news on dia website ooo.... I mean dat of second choice

i dont need to have started d thread to distinguish amusements

jakesund: ##throws grenade##

...and bombs your hand b'cos u werent trained on how to handle it

Atesunate15: Gd Afternoon pals


Want to hear your view about this MATTER

How can we differentiate reality from imagination?

lets take this for example

When dreaming, you act(in your dream) as if its real *100% correct* because you will always want what you will want in your dream, and despise what you will despise in real life in you dream #hope you are getting me#

Then what evidence do you want to show me that as you are reading this article you are not dreaming. And as you are surfing through nairaland you will not wake up and Alas it will be dream.

Just Imagine you waking up after reading this and discover all your secondary schools and your Jamb is just dream, you cant beet that.

Some of you *while reading this* will be tapping your self or clearing your face to confirm whether it is dream or not, but lemme tell you since you know you have been dreaming, do you ever think it is a dream while dreaming? CAPITAL NO *now you will agree with me*


The message says, "YOU CAN GET KNOWLEDGE BY BELIEVING NOTHING IS REAL" a school of thought though

where is my philosophy note...

shakur07: serzly ** na wetin me too dey talk b dat ** ds is a public forum for crying out loud ** all dese tinz we dey post here *sum of Us no fit do am in person or reality **

whao, mr shakur...., what a wolf in sheeps clothing u are. Keep up

shakur07: no be only yhu jare ma sister **me i don dey plan harvard or oxford sef nao **to hell wit UI to hell with naija +to hell woit FG and ASUU

to hell with them shay? U too go go hell too na. Dey dia

[quote author=SEYI_KP]THESE PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN TOY WITH THE LIVES OF NIGERIA STUDENTS, DUE TO THEIR NEGLIGENCE AND NON-CHALLANT ATTITUDE, GOD IS ON THE THRONE, I PRAY GOD WILL REPAY THEM AND THEIR CHILDREN AND THEIR UNBORN GENERATION WITH INCURABLE DISEASE, FOR IT IS A RIGHTEOUS THING FOR GOD TO REPAY WITH WICKEDNESS ANYONE THAT TROUBLES US. THEIR CHILDREN ARE THERE OVERSEAS GOD WILL VISIT THEM ALL WITH HIS WRATH IN JESUS NAME EXCEPT IF THEY ARE NOT UNDER THE HEAVENS. OCCULT PEOPLE. GOD WILL MAKE THE NATURE TO WORK AGAINST THEM USELESS SET OF PEOPLE.[/quote]now you are not typing with your head but your legs

Oysdam: oga i no see anytin jhor

too bad then

is it that no one has checked the eportal of late?

jakesund: Hausa where art thou

here

Mesopotamia: use my lil mobile to open PDF files?

and i was supposed to know its a little phone u are using?

the time is now. Check on oau's website (that is if u chose them) to see if u've been admitted.
Best of luck