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Leystra: Wareva... That sobs... sobs... is 4 U o...
REMEMBER THAT GOD IS THE GREATEST.

I only need some of their questions so that I can work on it... and mind u, if u are not careful with the way you post here I can assure u of getting a ban very soon. Just watch-out...

is that...
a particular threat i shud knw about?
Maybe u can debrief me a little bit about it.

dammymighty: his might b slip of hand. Ursz worse

i could not agree more

Bodmas80: hope sure say u didn't wrote d putme coz of dis ur grammatical abuse... Wanting or Wanted??

what...
is...
this...?
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LORD HAVE MERCY!

Leystra: Thanks jare... Abeg if u sabi the one 4 econs, gov't and CRK... please post am here...
But nawa 4 all of una o after u don blast una own pume to con post d question con turn problem abi. ALL IZ WELL...

sobs...sobs...
Heard u.i is no1 in d country bla bla bla.
Still wondering y dey're so interested in d affairs of oau (whom dey think is far far behind dem). Na wa o

Samtolly4JESUS: I noe fit talk my score out.... All I can say is that my aggregate is 255.... Abeg make all Law students poSt their marks so we can atleast speculate... All I know is that, come January, I will sell My Ghana-must-gO and purchase a brand new OAU-must-come.... *sits down at a corneR and continues sulking my Right thumb*..............

be more specific with ur marks. U're not postin urs & u want odas to post theirs?

ninja4life: lol i hope so just hope dat oau dont hav suprises up their sleeves for competitive course lik medicine

lets wait and see. 2 years ago, their cut off was 295. D@ cut off alone can make pple get scared.

ninja4life: I feel like crying,since junior secondary school i never take english and yoruba as a subject na just to write exam,in my waec d only subject dat i hav credit is in english,my neco result also its d only one which i hav c5 in which i hav c4 in others,in my jamb if not for those comrehension passage dat must hav inproved my score i wont hav scored 60 in my english,now to post jamb my phys,chem and bio i scored above 76 but only english treat my Bleep up with me scoring 56 damn it gosh i feel like cursing d god of english if it exist,wen i tried reading english textbooks i always fall asleep,now my spoken english is also poor dat i prefer speaking in yoruba kai gosh i hav to take english serious wen i get admission make i no go dey blow b4 my mates,lol any advise for me from nairalanders?.i hope oau will give me medicine and surgery with 291 and 248 in my post ume and utme respevtively.

so brother tell me...
W@ exactly was ur lamentations all about?

shakur07: Oau don do me wayo oh ** na 270 tinz oh ** bur d tin wey ne dey hear bout ma course hia na die

again oau do u wayo? Na wa o.
Dis oau sef

Olusanya333: I no go check am,3350 me no get money to waste.JAMB gv 233 nd i missed 7 quest 4 eng,3 4 phys,4 4 bio nd 8 for chem.Making a total of 22.Wetin left.

are u giving up too soon?

Leystra: HE IS A BIG TIME SCAMMER! IGNORE HIM PLS...

just chill & get d message first. Even if hes a big time scammer, u can take d 1st paragraph & ignore d 2nd.
At least some things he said are correct. Getting above 200 dosent guarantee u admission.
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if u feel ur score is above 200 & ure not confident u'll meet d cutoff, u can meet someone else u trust instead of going tru him. (i will not even deny d fact d@ long leg tins occur so w@s d big deal)
All this needs is thinkin, reasoning & analysing. Thats all

papindinho: I dey nervous like arrgh::::: make I fast get the checker tomorrow......... 290,301,312,280,275........... #Shame on UTME #Mr Dibu.

common man!!! Quit dis dibu thing ah ah.
Answers flowed @ d jamb hall and a lot of pple were shading. Unfortunately for dem, majority followed d bandwagon & shaded wrong things.
Of cos, a lot of pple cant just admit to exactly what went wrong @ d jamb hall.

hackex: Okay Hausa... but i think the statistic will tell... if you want to check urs, i can help you.. just inbox me your details 07035525458 and i will check and inbox you back

think so too. I also pray d statistics will favor u

Samleke77: r u sure, Wia nd how did u check it?

na wa o. Is he sure? W@ wud be d essence of him lying?

hackex: Thank you Hausa.. but what are my chances... i put in for computer science with Economics.. jamb score 214, post jamb 282

i wasnt sleeping when i said d@ score shud put u on merit.
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unless everibody blasted it

not a bad score @ all.
That score shud put d guy of 282 on merit

matson247: I tank god for dis oau post ume its just like a.b.c to me the lord make me see d invisible tank God. Pls oh i av bought d result checker bt dey wrote 2012 on it i told dem bt dey said it will work. Pls is it true

if they told u it'll work, who re we to say d contrary?

geedot: na wa o... for d past there hours... bird never post for this thread... exam don hook guys up ooo. ADB

no be small tin.

i wish gud luck to those writing this exam.
Remember to pray.
With the way u guys hav prepared, i expect 300 + in d results.
The result will be out tomorrow anyway.
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LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!

judgment day beckons.
Lets now separate the men from the boys

Leystra: So u remember the last time I posted that... *U deserve a clap for that*
4 UR MIND...

i did not deserve a clap, only d@ u just said d@ i do deserve a clap. Therefore i deserve a clap indeed.
Kpa kpa...kpa kpa kpa...kpa

divads: hehe, oga mi no take am lyk dat na, jas dat u shld learn tu use euphemism wr needed, xpcialy wn u're refrn to pipl u'v neva met, try makin fwndz instead of foes...*nop offence meant*

also try not to 'hiss' on pple u've neva met, lest they show u how personal things can get

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]hello guys.,....wishing all of ya luck in ur putme exam 2mao oo.....
Pls and pls...pray 2 ur God b4 u start n by d time u finish!...Christians,Muslims,traditionalists, or anything u r ...just pray in whatever u believe in oo cos it's nt a race of wu read,buh a race of wu God supports!!.....
Take things easy,...shade all d necessary things...

MAKE SURE YOU SHADE D COMPUTER EYE OO,i.e.,D FOUR BOXES AT D FOUR CORNERS OF YOUR OMR SHEET....#IF NOT,U WON'T SEE YA RESULT OOO

pls shade very very well cos i heard oau omr readers usually hv problems seeing d shadings....shade it 2 d extent that when u view it against light from the back,u wl see d shadings...**buh dnt tear ur sheet oo**
best of luck!!
May god crown ur efforts wif success!!.....
Can't wait to hear about your 250+...
If u believe,claim it![/quote]may *God

Leystra: Majority of our guys don go dey peep/post for O.A.U thread because dey won write their exam 2morrow... All iz well sha...

same old story

By now i expect all those following dis thread writing d exam to have arrived d skul premises.
If not..., u're WASTING VALUABLE TIME

divads: mtchewww....nop tym 4 ya, beta luck next tym!!

laughing in greek...for ur mind u tink i hav a little to spare.
Just read & get in. Thats d only tin u nid atm.

sorry, but wats all dis bout these skuls laughing @ u & all that?
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i tot they said u.i is d no.1 in d country...
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SO WHY ON EARTH IS UR THREAD SUFFERING FROM PARANOIA?
*yelling
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u guys shud beta focus on ur upcoming exams & stop lamenting too much on w@ oda skuls have in stock for u.

i hear some pple lamenting on the chemistry questions.
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Not everibody was properly grounded in chemistry back in high skul...
Thats y ders always a judgment day (postume)...to ascertain hw many pple really understand it.
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what if one cud get 80 in 3 subjects i.e 240..., and then score 20, 25 or 30 in chemistry, wont one still hit target?
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anyway its not always d case in d long run.
I just hope dis yr is different

TOSIN ACCA: No.I'm at home.How was your exam?

it was fine. Thank GOd.
Yours?

TOSIN ACCA: Hi prospective oau students!
Guess you guys are PRAYER-FULLY PREPARED for the screening test.May God see you through.
I'm in part 1, accounting.

hi tosin...u still @ skul?

Leystra: Can you all see what I mean... We always have different answers...
To me I think answers are B,C... any body with a different opinion should post it here and if possible explain how you conclude on your answer

seems ure asking this questions in not just one thread. I tot i just saw dis same question in d u.i thread

uceee: [color=#009900]There are seasons for everything. Now is the time for you guys to study as you have never studied before. I've never heard of anyone who died from studying. You will have many months to play after the exam on saturday. Remember that if you do not perform satisfactorily in this exam, you will have to waste another year of you life. That should be enough motivation.[/color]

hold it right there!
'waste anoda yr of a life'?
Whats d@ supposed to mean?

Leystra: Let my ogas @ the top post dat one... and mind you things don change this year ooo... It seems all 1st choice candidates that scored 200 upward stand a chance to be invited for the post-ume... irrespective of ur course...
*PEACE*

I appreciate d urgent response. Thanks