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Family / Re: For Nigerian Mothers Who Gave Birth Abroad by Hauwa1: 3:46pm On Oct 13, 2010
make an anonymous call to Child Protection Services girl and do it quick (if he already bought their flight ticket) if not, then continue to talk to him undecided


i think the man has a secret agenda, maybe so the wife could work or do nursing? undecided

too young to be shipped to nigeria. the wife should be tough and raise hell grin

(devil go soda the man wey call himself my husband and wan pack my pikins dem go bush) grin Na fire for that house. he no go chop, drink water or even mess. by the time i do am finish, he go forget where he commot from)
Fashion / Re: Daily Beauty Rotuine by Hauwa1: 7:33pm On Oct 12, 2010
up in the morning, sidon [tr]for toilet pee pee then sometimes poo poo. wash my hands then floss, brush my teeth, scrape my tongue and rinse with lins.
take a shower if not hurrying[/tr], deodorant/lotion and off i go.
if hurrying just wash my face w/ ngena face wash.

at night floss and brush my teeth and poo again then shower.

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Politics / Re: How To Clean Up, Babatunde Fashola Take Note by Hauwa1: 4:48pm On Oct 12, 2010
Jakumo is just joking. Africa guys like their ladies with meat cool

he is just having erection for lenge lenge babes. but in real life a meaty/curvaceous one is his dream
lipsrsealed
Culture / Re: What does the word 'Biafra' mean? by Hauwa1: 1:46pm On Oct 12, 2010
Bia = come

Fra = short for Frank. The portugese guy trading there cool
Nairaland / General / Re: Pepperspray by Hauwa1: 1:03pm On Oct 12, 2010
Ogidi, thank you. sure i can handle guns but i just don't like carrying guns in my handbag.
but it's something i should think abt.

sell me gun kwa? you know we should hang out shooting bottles in Arizona tongue wink

tpiah, thanks that Yekini guy missed road grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Of The Following Nairalanders Have The Sharpest Minds? by Hauwa1: 6:24pm On Oct 08, 2010
where did you zoom out from eh Pataki
grin how are ya doing?
Family / Re: Search For My Biological Father by Hauwa1: 8:22pm On Oct 07, 2010
opps!!!! didn't get to read everything before,
Inked, you did watch it too?

well, goodluck lady.
Family / Re: Search For My Biological Father by Hauwa1: 8:20pm On Oct 07, 2010
are you one of those ladies in THE REAL WIVES OF DC reality show on tv?

sometime last week, i was bored and just kept changing channel until i saw this reality show with one of the cast looking for her dad. She met a nigerian lady from the Nig embassy who is helping her to search for her father i think. the lady told her Ngozi is her Igbo name. I hope you find him wink

kayla_79:

I was raised in Louisiana by my grandmother in a little town called Grambling, I met my mom for the first time when I was 17 and Every time i ask

her about my father she refuses to tell me. My Dad I found out is from Igbo land and since I was 25 I have been looking for my family in Nigeria,

I know he is from Owerri, and I found out recently my name is Ngozi which happens to be igbo, Please is there anyone out there who can lead me

on the right path to a long search to find my biological father and family?

Thank you for your time and may god continue to bless each and everyone of you,



Politics / Re: Picture Of Nigerian Army Anti-bomb Squad Inspecting Bombed Car. by Hauwa1: 3:17pm On Oct 07, 2010
pls respect them and remove the pix.
may they rest in peace, amen.
Nairaland / General / Pepperspray by Hauwa1: 3:15pm On Oct 07, 2010
Hello folks,

I had a dream last night and I'm looking to buy pepperspray. any idea where to buy it?
i need it for protection. I walk alone after dark on campus and sometimes do my shopping at night.
i don't mind if i have to import it from Nigeria or UK
any idea?
Culture / Re: Kola Nut Ritual In Igboland by Hauwa1: 10:30pm On Oct 06, 2010
I and I moved to Babylon

Andre Uweh:

What do you mean?.

now back to oji sttuff cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Who Cares If Omotola Jalade Has Ten Children She Needs to Loose The Weight by Hauwa1: 5:47pm On Oct 06, 2010
i wonder why you used those ladies above as example. they have multiple trainers, joined one diet craze or the other (weight watcher, nutrisystem, dr Atkins etc). i think Omotola looks good. wetin again?
Culture / Re: Kola Nut Ritual In Igboland by Hauwa1: 5:38pm On Oct 06, 2010
cuz, i'm a liberated soul
grin grin
Family / Re: Why Do My Husband Lie So Much? by Hauwa1: 2:51pm On Oct 06, 2010
shocked shocked na wah for u ooo
BoboYekini:

i may not like you but
anytime i read your caustic posts, my yekini go just begin dey nod hin head like rockin chair

randicious young or old man
Politics / Re: Tribute To Nigerian Military In Pictures by Hauwa1: 2:45pm On Oct 06, 2010
LMAO  grin grin grin grin grin grin

you got to see a real good military dance by us  grin ever seen a Marine/Army dance?  wink

I'd like to invite you to Base to see real Airforce do their thing. Next time Blue Angels come around, I will let you know.

good stuff up there sha  wink
Culture / Re: Kola Nut Ritual In Igboland by Hauwa1: 2:18pm On Oct 06, 2010
i like it so much especially when i eat it with alligator pepper. i usually wack the ones my mom brought from meetings. white ones taste good cheesy
Career / Re: What Is Your Biggest Career Challenge Today? by Hauwa1: 5:48pm On Oct 05, 2010
lipsrsealed mum*mum lipsrsealed
for security reason.

nice thread
just cant wait to make real money cry
SemperFi
Family / Re: Women Who Earn More Than Their Husbands! by Hauwa1: 2:47pm On Oct 05, 2010
emmatok:

I agree with the joint account stuff.

The couple should have a joint account were they can both deposit certain amount of their monthly pay equally at the end of every mouth, for family expenses like .bills, feeding school,children stuff e.t.c.

Then they can keep their personal accounts for their own private use .


contradicting your first statement above  undecided
private use as in ??  undecided



i hope i do. i will still want us to make decisions together and put our money in one account.
Politics / Re: 50 Events That Shaped Nigeria’s History by Hauwa1: 2:13pm On Oct 05, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
shocked shocked

Gator 'n' dayo randicious romiki is one of the 50 events

dayo, wat are ya waring for, abegi lo pe sisi yen oo grin
Crime / Re: Man Beats Wife To Death During Domestic Squable by Hauwa1: 1:37pm On Oct 05, 2010
it is rare to see african man in africa that does not hit a woman.
it makes their p r i c k thick since that's what most of them think with. imagine if they have guns like their friends in western countries. women might have been wiped away. women are endangered species in africa.

now he could make up stories afterall the woman is not there to defend herself. i hope he rots in jail.
Politics / Re: Picture Of Nigerian Army Anti-bomb Squad Inspecting Bombed Car. by Hauwa1: 1:58pm On Oct 04, 2010
paper and pen for biometrics  grin haha

davidylan:


I have seen the Police anti-bomb unit before live, they are usually dressed in complete gear during a bomb threat and most of the time go around with sniffer dogs.


no better thing to use the Nigeria dogs for. they are mainly food. got peppersoup? grin
Food / Re: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Hauwa1: 1:39pm On Oct 04, 2010
cry cry cry cry cry cry
cry cry cry cry cry cry
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

wahhhhhhhhhhhh wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cry
Family / Re: Nigeria Women Vs African American Women by Hauwa1: 1:36pm On Oct 04, 2010
stillwater,
do you mind them. their head is always big comparing that lady with another. the good thing is that we all still teach them some lessons  kiss, AA or Naija, no be western country we dey  cheesy
Family / Re: Why Do My Husband Lie So Much? by Hauwa1: 1:22pm On Oct 04, 2010
mrbrownjay, why are u abusing persons with MR?
kindly remove that poster
Food / Re: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Hauwa1: 1:03pm On Oct 04, 2010
it is just daybreak now, pls can i have masa dey miyan
Travel / Re: I Want To Give Birth In Us by Hauwa1: 12:35pm On Oct 04, 2010
BB, how are you.
tunnytox,
quality is expensive maybe.
tooth for 950 grin true just filling two of mine was so expensive. from the pix, i thot some small holes. . . i was like wth, i no worry abt my teeth for nig fa. they sent me my part to pay just a small amt while insurane paid a huge sum. i was upset but wetin i go do.
Politics / Re: Tribute To Nigerian Military In Pictures by Hauwa1: 12:33pm On Oct 04, 2010
Nah, that's where it ends
grin

lordangers:

Any moretributes to be made?
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Of The Following Nairalanders Have The Sharpest Minds? by Hauwa1: 12:30pm On Oct 04, 2010
and it's man like to fart huh? hold the fart from my ikebe then if you can, poo pooooooooooooo farting beans fart on thread again

SEFAGO:

Its not lady like to fart u knw
Politics / Re: 50 Events That Shaped Nigeria’s History by Hauwa1: 12:27pm On Oct 04, 2010
immigrants sending $$$$ to nigeria should be on that list. imo, it shaped Nigeria undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Of The Following Nairalanders Have The Sharpest Minds? by Hauwa1: 9:09pm On Oct 03, 2010
FART on thread cheesy cheesy cheesy

poo pooo poooooooooooooooooo
Food / Re: What Are You Eating/drinking Right Now? by Hauwa1: 2:57pm On Oct 01, 2010
cafe breakfast

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