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Family / Re: Men How Do You Feel When You Hear "it's A Girl"? by Hauwa1: 2:18pm On Sep 14, 2010
maybe the research was done by nigerians trying to justify their lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Fashion / Re: ***Hair For African Women*** by Hauwa1: 1:42pm On Sep 14, 2010
~Sissy~:

reminds me of the good ol days of secondary school commando cut not even low cut
grin grin

yeah, i just afaried it. i tire grin
Culture / Re: Yoruba Boys And Igbo Gals by Hauwa1: 1:32pm On Sep 14, 2010
chika, do you mind Aligator grin she speaks from both side of the mouth grin.
i think she likes ofe nsala  grin and akpu
Culture / Re: Yoruba Boys And Igbo Gals by Hauwa1: 7:58pm On Sep 13, 2010
na wah for you o. Onye okwu ki bu?
shakes head in disbelief undecided

EzeUche22:

All I can say is that if an Igbo babe wants to marry a Yoruba man, she does so at her own risk.

She needs to prepare herself for his other wives and his family.

When you deal with an Igbo man, you know he will be faithful to you. Just worry about an Igbo man's mother.
Crime / Re: Platinum And Inspired Man by Hauwa1: 7:55pm On Sep 13, 2010
ewoooo nnameee
i read tire grin grin
Fashion / Re: ***Hair For African Women*** by Hauwa1: 7:18pm On Sep 13, 2010
Shaved my hair last week. i don't have 200 dollars for or even 40 bucks for hair
i feel good. i just love the way it feels when showering grin
Culture / Re: Yoruba Boys And Igbo Gals by Hauwa1: 6:55pm On Sep 13, 2010
cool
Crime / Re: Platinum And Inspired Man by Hauwa1: 5:38pm On Sep 10, 2010
grin grin grin
i don read and laugh tire

Ileke-IdI:

Inspired_m, if need be, bring the case of FL Gators and Theseeker to court with you. She is also guilty of slandering another person's name without just cause. Simple.

Like I said before, am always willing to be a witness to this "lawsuit", except from Oct 22-25.
sisi second, you too grin
Food / Re: Missy B Help! How Do I Cook Potatoes? by Hauwa1: 7:37pm On Sep 09, 2010
there was this baked potato i ate at the sch dinning.
so yummy. be like say them use nigerian stew rub the potato and then bake. i no remember the name sef and not bold enough to ask the cooks question grin they wouldn't give me the recipe anyway undecided

anyone with idea?
Nairaland / General / Re: Davidylan and Spikedcyliner! by Hauwa1: 3:47pm On Sep 09, 2010
netotse

pepperish stew tongue


dayo, forget you tongue grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Davidylan and Spikedcyliner! by Hauwa1: 3:27pm On Sep 09, 2010
when you all done, don't forget to come join me in eating the stew i'm making (cowleg, cowtail, ponmo, shaki, liver, kidney, dried fish, smoked prawns, african chicken) habanero pepper with ose wewe plenty.
ogoro dey too.
Romance / Re: I Hate Housework And Cooking by Hauwa1: 3:19pm On Sep 09, 2010
grin grin grin

Outstrip:

The funny thing is that people are insulting her and did not even read what she wrote. Pretty much everybody on the last page that insulted her is mentally unstable because you don't even know what she wrote and you are running your mouth. okpo
okpo na food na grin
Food / Re: What Are You Eating/drinking Right Now? by Hauwa1: 6:48pm On Sep 07, 2010
fresh Mackerel fish stew and rice
yummy yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Davidylan and Spikedcyliner! by Hauwa1: 6:34pm On Sep 07, 2010
netotse:

how did you know what his favourite soup is? it's obvious you have been toasted. . .repent!

dayokanu:

I bet you also know his favourite sexual position.

Hauwa!!!!! Abeg whats happening in the East coast o. Ppl like me feel left out

you know, i will just pretend that i didn't read the above.

u said something ugly and then try to cover ya yansh abt east coast, tongue
Romance / Re: I Hate Housework And Cooking by Hauwa1: 2:48pm On Sep 07, 2010
no be Amerikkah, dem no go pay you  grin.
in this economy, one would be on the top of ''whom to lay off"

tpiah:

sounds like your job is very demanding.

why not try taking an occasional sick or vacation day, so you can unwind.
Nairaland / General / Re: Davidylan and Spikedcyliner! by Hauwa1: 2:41pm On Sep 07, 2010
oyinda.:

another personal drama topic.
but is that david's gf in his profile pic?? shocked shocked shocked shocked I am shocked! i didn't know david was a pim[size=1pt].[/size]p
hmm. . i see beautiful kids in d future.

finally, finally grin hope she can cook ofe onugbu and white soup (his favorite) lipsrsealed
grin
congrat sea mate grin
Romance / Re: I Hate Housework And Cooking by Hauwa1: 2:20pm On Sep 07, 2010
cutting grass? is she in nigeria? grin
i thot men love lawn mowning eh?
ewoo nna mee grin i can imagine the OP pushing machine around the front and backyard cutting grass
it should be fun grin
Romance / Re: I Hate Housework And Cooking by Hauwa1: 2:16pm On Sep 07, 2010
if your job is a good one, (good pay) and if you know some nigerian around you, why not pay them to do the cooking for you? egusi, ogbono soup etc fish and chicken stew, jollof and fried ricefor the week undecided

get your domino and pizza hut card ready. get the china takeout card ready and you are both set bo. your man should know better i beg.

as for cleaning, check out yellow page and the cleaning ladies  grin

you see nigerian man *shakes head*
you have a woman making good money and supporting you with paying bills and you are still complaining, ewooooooooo cry
Celebrities / Re: I Can't Date Someone Who Does Not Have Money - Uche Iwuji by Hauwa1: 7:20pm On Sep 01, 2010
Jenny, am with you here.
Dayo, better get rich or die trying. stop struggling to change the way things are grin

a good guy is what we pray for no some coupon paper type undecided
Celebrities / Re: Tiger Woods, Wife Officially Divorced by Hauwa1: 6:54pm On Sep 01, 2010
why buy one drumstick when you can easily get many for a cent? for a little she married Tiger, now thanks to his rambling johnny Elin is a rich mama  cool

Elin is in school now, good thing. i will make my own money but no way in hell for you if you mess up our marriage.
Food / Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by Hauwa1: 6:48pm On Sep 01, 2010
grin lol

tpiah:

^^just explaining why it's considered a capital crime to ask for or eat more meat than the piece you were given [if you got any at all]. like oliver twist.


most nigerians see it as a normal thing to count the pieces of meat in the pot- we dont drop this habit until we travel overseas and i wouldnt be surprised if some still keep the habit anyway.

if the daily pieces of meat tally comes up short, woe betide somebody in the house that day. shocked

and if no one confessed, wow betide everybody in the house that day lol
Celebrities / Re: Tiger Woods, Wife Officially Divorced by Hauwa1: 2:56pm On Sep 01, 2010
thank you bo my sistah ceasyc, pain them real bad.

ldayo,
eeches huh, siddon there grin we have to do what we got to do kiss blame it on his rambling abunna. not Elin's fault.
Culture / Re: Igbo, Ibibio, Etc. In The Atlantic Slave Trade by Hauwa1: 5:06pm On Aug 31, 2010
AA Isrealites?
AA Jews?

ewooo undecided
anything but Africa huh?
Celebrities / Re: Tiger Woods, Wife Officially Divorced by Hauwa1: 4:51pm On Aug 31, 2010
wetin concine me, thank God for the system wink here. you see women have come a long way.
i pray and hope for the time their nigeria counterpart will do like the sistahs here are doing. fight it in court and with a good lawyer by ur side,
you will be smiling to the bank.

am glad Elin asked for her maiden name back. good girl cheesy

Sagamite, don't let the bedbug bite you. . . just treat your woman right (no cheating including if she gives you 2 meat, share it with her wink)
Celebrities / Re: Tiger Woods, Wife Officially Divorced by Hauwa1: 7:45pm On Aug 30, 2010
Why Not?
they deserved everything they got  kiss.
No be african woman men dey mistreat for africa. abeg sistah, don't get mad, get everything (Ivana's book)  kiss
don't leave softly into the night  cheesy take kids, money and your maiden name with you. don't want to be called a name a randicious man is bearing  cheesy
Politics / Re: First Lady scolds governor in public. by Hauwa1: 3:11pm On Aug 25, 2010
she should be looking at Michelle and Laura as a model

areawoman.
Family / Re: Gyal Got Wasted In Lagos by Hauwa1: 2:24pm On Aug 25, 2010
sad, nothing to make laugh here.

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