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@op i'd really advice u Nt 2 go bk 2 him....u said it urself d@ he has anger issues....sooner or later he'll turn u 2 a punching bag nd definitely w@ broke u guys up would definitely break u up again....buh if u truly love him nd u r ready 2 endure jus give it time....

klickash077:
I was under the same condition and didn't pull the trigger, why her own action different from my own, she will have to explain it in a 100 page microsoft word document, using font 7 and single spacing.
if she cant provide that, we all know the rest, no one should say women are fragile being.

I jus can't stop laughing.....rilli mean nd funny....nice 1

Cohabiting is bad.....w@ is bad doesn't av 2 names.....totally wrong

xcesswag:
d fact still remains dat 'most ' poly students didn't av d requirement to gain admission into d university. Polytechnic is d other plan na.

U r very wrong wit ur statement....am a Polytechnic grad nd my jamb nd o'level results would get me admission in2 any university....some can be because of financial issues nd sum age so don't always generalize ur statement......

redhook:
.......let me see if I can decipher why U hate these types of guys based on the "nightmare on elm street dp" I'm staring at on your profile!

1.....U hate tatoos probably becuz most of your favourte movies on african magic taught U dat its the true sign of a wizard?

2...U hate phonetic dudes becuz your ears are more accustomed to listening to "bukateria pig latin out of the mouths of alagbon boys or okada man flows rather than proper syntax?

3...As 4 the bleaching, based on the united "nations mix" of colours of your own skin tone, U probably don't want such dudes to quarrel or compete with you over bleaching cream?

4...Romantic to U might involve rape,slaps or strangulation, so either way U are going to have a hard time locating your standard on nl!

5...Lastly as for the broke statement, from your pic you look as if U and poverty have also been in a long running relationship so I really don't know whether u want an upgrade from your current level of dudes to those that can at least offer you more than 1 square meal a day, afford condoms and purchase more than N200 mtn 4 U?
Take care!

Wow u jus hit a tender spot....

Feranchek:
Your PP clear. Except if you SAY no be you dey dia

So which 1 is original lienus?

Feranchek:
You lucky sey you nor upload your pix for your profile....



Aunty, you be orijinal lienus

Uncle do u want me 2 show u my pix?

ShirelleBaby:
I can't even remember the last time I wore make-up.





Yet,I am soo gorgeous.

Yea samehere....i apply jus lip-stick,i av a perfect brows I don't av 2 carve or shape all I do is jus brush nd am good 2 go

MojAyo:
infact self,some women re just stupid,loving someone dat beat them

Very silly women....they'll stick 2 sum1 d@'ll send 'em 2 dere early grave...

U don't need 2 consult an oracle.....geez dis is common sense gal.....rilli don't understand gals of nowadays ur guy beats u up yet u claim u love him....if u love him nd don't wanna hurt him gal start making ur funeral arrangements coz he's definitely gonna kill u....u were sent 2 skul 2 study nt live a couples life on campus....

[quote author=habeebcole post=33216199][/quote]Yes

Emodeee:
beautiful girl, hw r u?

Am fyn tnx

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]First of all,,according to your story,,he is not the one that dis virgined you. Which means you even lost your virginity before you turned 16.

Secondly,,he didn't rape you. You gave him your consent fully knowing that what you are committing is incést.

And now he's coming for more garri.

How the fhuuck do you want us to help you? [/color]

U r very correct.....

kinglekan:

Buh I was still young tho

kinglekan:
Really?

Can you show me how you did it?

Lol

kinglekan:
So u were kissing anoda guy when u had a boifrnd?

Did the other guy have honey on his lips?

Yes ......

zadok60:
foolish question

Must u comment if u know u av ntin Gud 2 say.....be careful wit ur words

D@'s a babyish excuse 2 dump her.....its nt like it's d first tym u r avin sex wit her so jus because it happened once u nau want 2 brk up wit her......only if it's d first tym u guyz r gonna av sex I think u should jus call her nd tell her....

Lala247:
Yh

D guy claiming he didnt know what happened .. Went out n it was just a kiss
Yh i think she should just let go

He claimed he it was only a kiss....w@ if sum'in more happened....the babe should jus save herself srz @brk nd let it go nau....coz u dunno ow well she can handle @brks

Actually it has happened 2 me tho buh we broke up.....the best advice 2 give her is 2 brk up wit d guy

dalawode4:
she still calls and I didn't bother which shud I note Buh you girls can fall hand o

It's normal

dalawode4:
bro d tin na just like film we've been together for some years o

Doesn't matter.....jus accept it

dalawode4:
[b][/b] it was her birthday I sent her texts and later end it with (I will always love you ) and she replied with(I really appreciate you will forever be a friend) and she said note that......

Which should I note am confused

It's simple english guy....she wants ntin more than friendship u jus av 2 accept it

youngsahito:
1. Profile name: SmackDaddy, ImaPlaya,
FunAllNight, and anything that ends in
“69.” If we were solely looking for s*x,
there are specific websites for that. Even if
you say you’re a gentleman who likes
kittens and cuddling, your profile name
says otherwise.
2. Bathroom Mirror selfie: I might look at
your abs for a second but I’ll fixate on your
pile of laundry and dirty tub in the
background. Want to turn me on? Clean
your bathroom. Likewise, take a minute to
look at what is in the background of your
pics. That photo of you and your girl on
your night stand? You might want to put
that away.
3. Picture of your boat/car/bike/pet/
favorite sunset: I guess these are nice
photos if you are looking through a
magazine, but we are interested in who
YOU are. Do you really want a woman who
is only interested in your material things?
You should have at least one full-length
photo and another showing a toothy smile.
Sadly, we have enough experience to
question the close-lipped smiles. And
those group photos? We shouldn’t have to
guess which one is you.
4. Generic Bio: Let me guess… You work
hard and play hard. You can get dressed
up or be comfortable in jeans. You love
music and you hate drama. Your kids
mean the world to you. Sound familiar? It
sounds familiar to us, too. Get creative!
Ask a friend to help you. Ask your kids to
describe you. A little effort goes a long
way.
5. No bio, no pic: That means you’re
married or in a committed relationship.
Bye.
6. Impersonal personal messages: “Hey
sexy. Wanna chat?” No, I don’t. I can bet
that you’ve sent this to every other female
that is currently online right now. Read my
profile, and send a personalized message
based on something that interested you.
It’s probably the most important reading
comprehension quiz you’ll ever take. (See
#9)
7. Grammar and spelling: Your profile
should not look like my teenaged
daughter’s text messages. I’m sure you’re
educated, and that is a turn on for many
women. You won’t be graded on your
writing. But consider that u could b
missing out on a gr8 woman bc u rite like
dis.
8. Conflicting data: One picture shows you
running some sort of muddy, fire leaping
marathon with bulging muscles. The next
one is you with “a few extra pounds” (Fifty
is not a few, by the way!). Do you still
have the ZZTop beard? Which one is most
recent? These are not necessarily deal
breaker photos, but represent yourself
honestly. No one likes surprises on a first
date. (See #3 regarding toothless smile.)
9. Seeing your profile on every dating site:
Wait, if I see your profile on various sites,
then I’m on every site too, right? No. I can
Google your screen name and the magic
of searching gives me a list of websites
that have your screen name registered to
it. How can you be on a fetish site and a
religious site at the same time? Decide
what you are looking for, and then get
serious about dating.
10. Relationship baggage: We all have
some, but it’s important to not let old
baggage affect new relationships. If the
baggage keeps reappearing, learn from it,
and keep it in the past. No one wants to
read about your bitterness, nor do they
want to pay the price for your past hurts.

I fully agree.....guys of nowadays jus murder english a lot...

Input:
Hmmm, thought this happens to only male.
A question for you, are you the that normally quit or you give him signs

Truthfully I am.....

Input:
I need some advice pals,

The moment I perceive seriousness in the relationship from her I just opt out as I dread it with everything.

I've never had a relationship that last 5months.


Don't know what's wrong exactly.

Had d@ ish 2 buh my friends told me it's coz I avnt met d 1 yet so jus chill.....it'll cum naturally

DuchessLily:
Na waoo....

U've just insinuated that u r a rapist, dats why u r encouraging/advicing rape here

Hope u would advice that such be done to ur sisters or daughters

True talk

trybe:
Omo ! See hw dis OP just murder english!

Nt nice nau