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Una just too dey annoying sha

I've been seeing posts and hearing all kind of things about how having many girlfriends bring ill luck to the man with the following claims that:

i, not all girl have a good spirit
ii, some are demon
iii, some have poison in between their legs
iv, some are killers and destiny destroyers.
Please how accurate is this and even if i'm dating just a woman how do i know that she doesn't fall into one of this categories of destiny destroyers?

Why are the rich ending so mysteriously this days?

ZINIBANKS:
Op please this shit you typed up there did you read it
It's arrant nonsense now
There are many girls out there
Why stick to one that has already given birth
This is how some people draw problem to their self
How I wish you are close to me right now
Have been holding this hockey stick since afternoon

just thanking God i'm not close to you

Aladdin1:
I read your story with interest.well.you have a lovely soul and a soft heart and find it easy to lust.but i must say you are quite a weakling & weaklings are easy to spot.the lady in question read you like a book & exploited your weakness to use you for her own pleasure.i feel you erred against God by going into a relationship with a married woman and you have a part in breaking her marriage.you must ask God to forgive you for fornicating with and loving a married woman.Also for putting asunder in somebodys marriage.becos you knew she was married.you may think its nothing but the husband may not have forgiven you or may curse you.to heal u must call d man & apologire to him. or u may very well go back to ur vomit. for now give your life completely to God.avoid sexual relationships till u ready to marry.And move on with your life and develop ur future without the distractions of delilahs and jezebel destiny killers.

Thanks

elmagnifico411:
It’s here in nairaland. Look for the moniker “ubunja”. Click on it and check out his profile and all his posts. Come back and thank me later.

Lastly, if I hear sey u go beg any girl, anono your face but I go find u.

Girl wey u suppose dey use do shakara, you come dey fall men hand for here.

Please forgive me for i didn't know what i was doing

Arsenate:
When are you dumbos going to stop all this mother worship? Time and time again I've seen that mothers don't love their children like they pretend to. I mean they are always quick to turn their children against their fathers. They basically see their children as tools; retirement plans when they are old or an avenue to hurt their men.

Believe me, my mum is the opposite of that. Even, She encourages me to always stick with my dad even though they ain't together..

joceey:
Yes am serious I don't forget things

Hmm! Ok o

elmagnifico411:
The most annoying part of your story is when u said “something must kill a man “. Bia, who told u that you’re a man? With all the rubbish u wrote down, u still think you’re a man? Men don’t commit all those blunders u commited. What stupid love do u have for a lady that’s going to be a mom of 3 kids? Don’t u have parents or any family menwver that can talk sense into u? If u call yourself a man again, I’ll cover over to ghana and beat u up! Girl dey use your head endlessly u dey there dey talk sey u love. You’re a mugu! She’s so worked your psyche that u can’t even see all other good stuff this life has to offer u. One yeye girl that cannot close her legs dey village dey arrange your head and u dey open mouth sey u be man. Walahi I go beat u!

Lol! I can't even remember where i said that in the story. Is what u said i should read online or offline(bookshops)?

Do it the gentleman way. Stop talking to your wife and the 3 disrespectful brats. Don't eat anything from her, just act like they don't exist. Don't keep money for food so they will know the impact you are having on them as a father. Go out, buy food for yourself and the two little kids always.
Do this for just 1week and she will be the next person to come on nairaland with topics like "HOW TO GET BACK MY MAN". "HOW TO ASK YOUR MAN FOR FORGIVENESS". "HOW DO I APOLOGIZE TO MY MAN, E.T.C".

joceey:
Pls and pls just ignore her no calls, texting or anything just do that for one month and see the table turn around.After then I will tell u the next step to take.

After 1month? Haba!

Ed12:
Mummy! If i tell you say i love, just know that i really do..

Your principles are what makes me a better man, and am surely passing them to my generations. Your teachings are as fresh in my mind...

Your unconditional love is overwhelming. You stand by me, you stand for me and you stand with me through all situations of my life.. You can neither read, nor write but you raised me with high intellect. I was one hell of a brilliant kid all thanks to your cordial guardianship... You played your part so well in my life and i will forever be grateful.

I was beginning to wonder if no single person had mum in this forum. Nice one bro

torqque7:
BIG CONGRATULATIONS to you..you alone won 2 huge awards in 2020

1st award..Nl greatest SIMP of all times goes to Hazardman

2nd award ..NL greatest CAPTAINS SAVE A HOE award goes to Mr Hazardman..

Once again congratulations on this your monumental achievements..im sure it was not easy to accomplish such,pls tell us your secret,could it be you are ugly as fvck?or lack self esteem more than someone with inferiority complex or could it be the renowned african juju and she locked ur senses along with your ddestiny in a bottle?pls we are eager to know your secret..Ode ..ur family must not hear of ur achievements..my God men like this really exist?u sure say u get balls so oga even some pussi.es wont do this ur own kind thing

I'm not ugly bro. If i'm to be a woman i'll be way much beautiful than her. I was only clouded by emotions

joceey:
I read your true life story from the beginning to the end firstly,I like to ask you this question how old are you? and how old is this woman abi an lady? answer me first before i give you advice truthful if you will only listen and accept because the truth is bitter.

I'm 24-25yrs. She'z just 23-24

immaq8:
Hazard, na you be strongest man wey dey Bleep person mama without conscience.
You be the nigga wey dey Accra & e pennis dey 9ja.
The Ramsey Noah of our time, Mr. Lover boy. You better build your life for Accra instead to dey fink how to crush person mama for 9ja.

Nah bro. I wasn't thinking with my dick whatsoever, i was blinded by emotions but now i know better thanks to you guys.

Tina001:
Hahahahaha . You are a wicked somebori . This hilarious

just imagine

Mordecai:
Hazardman, Hazardman, Hazardman, how many times did I call you?

Don't listen to all these ones telling you to leave her and delete her number. That is bad advice.

Call her. Tell her that you love her and will be willing to live and die for her.

Buy a chain, a long one with a dog collar. Fix it on your neck and give her the leash. She will appreciate it much more than a ring.

Then go and make money, lots of it because she will need it. Go into crime if need be. If the law gets you and gets rid of you, the gene pool will be rid of another anomaly.

Whatever you do, remember to visit her every weekend to help her wipe her a$$ as a token of your devotion to her.

By the time both of you are aged, it will give you satisfaction to know that your life was very full and fulfilled and you did not miss out on the millions of single ladies out there that would be willing to love you like a human being. How dare they even think of that.

Kuku kee me

mpaulo:
The following are the advise I can give to you:

1. Delete everything about her in ur phone ( Her pictures with and without you, her kids pictures too, all chats and voice records with her on social media, her phone numbers too inclusive)
2. Block her on social media ( Facebook, WhatsApp and others)
3. Think Big and Work on your career/skills. At this your very age and situation, you should think more of money and less of women
4. When ever you come back to Nigeria, let "Hi" be the greeting between you and that girl, her mum and probably her siblings too.
5. Neva be too emotional in life especially when in love/relationship. (U go just die b4 ur time)
6. Get yourself a lady who is ready to support your dream and vice versa. Don't look at physical beauty, slay queens and mamas o. A woman with sense (Beta Sense) that will in ur absense take good care of your home, kids and support her family and your family.

Noted, thanks a lot.

Good news!

Hmmm! This one i'm not seeing any comment, you guys are missing a lot sha.

Luvlydevin:
Just received my stay at home food relief items
Thanks to Edo State government

For how many months?

I found out the hard way that mothers (is yours exceptional?) are the best.
I didn't grow old with mom so couldn't realize this on time. Would have loved to share my experience but scared of the bashing i would get from here. Share yours if you want to.
All in all just know that mothers LOVE is the best you can ever get in the world. No doubts.
Make a lovely sentence to our MUMMY'S biko.



MUMMY i LOVE youuuu!

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Tina001:
Then format your brain

Tina001:
You are welcome dear. Thank God reality is dawning on you. Just forget about the girl and move on, she is no good for you. Like I said, stay away from her and even her family. Delete her number. If u guys happen to meet on the road, just greet and waka pass, dnt engage in too much talk with her. Stay safe and LISTEN

Thanks dear. I've deleted the number. But i still get am for head sha.

Mrsj89:
just when you think you've seen it all.. interesting read by the way, you have a way with words

Thanks

Eulalia:
Try to make new friends ( opposite sex) but don't engage them in a serious relationship. Let it be strictly platonic.
In the process, you'll heal fast and begin to forget about her. Trust me.

Take time to heal before going into another relationship.

Try not get too attached in your next relationship. Observe her keenly and how she treats you, if she truly cares about you and is willing to sacrifice certain things for you.

Just watch it. If you begin to miss her, try doing stuffs to distract you immediately otherwise you'll begin to fall ruthlessly again from missing her too much. So avoid it.

Love is a bittersweet experience.

Thanks

lefulefu:
HazardMan are u not a redpiller so u got heartbroken since when did redpilled guys get heartbroken

Who is a redpiller? I can't remember mentioning any of my occupations here.

Franzinni:
The truth is we live to experience even though sometimes they are unpleasant.. Bros there is no silver bullet when it comes to relationship... But my advice is use the same techniques women have been using for men since the time of eve...

Basically just keep your heart away from your head but make it look like your heart is on your sleeves ... In other words .. Play the game ... And don't play to lose ..

Bad advice I know ... But when woman show you once you kinda learnt fast ...

Modified

Ade1bowale:
You are welcome bro. Hope you stay safe and forget about that girl

Sure thing

Frankicent:
Last advice...delete her number.

I just delete am but i still get am for my head . No worry, i no go call her again.