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Who beat him up and tore his clothes

Whao! Great job colossus2!

It looks like walnut (Tetracarpidium conophorum).

Gold and white

Klinee:
but u dont know to lie!

...hope you know that what you typed there made no sense.

It happens and it's very disgusting and annoying. Infact, I witnessed it last week Wednesday when a colleague and I went to collect our PVCs.
When we got to the venue, the INEC officials had not arrived, so everyone waited around.
She was telling me about some challenges she's been having for a while and I was trying to cheer her up.
I noticed a guy in native attire (big buba and trousers) standing and pushing against her from behind her. I initially thought it was because of the crowd, but when some people around us moved away, this guy still stuck behind this woman o!
I became suspicious and asked her to move to her left side. I noticed that she still had her purse in her hand, but d guy still stood rooted to the spot and he started looking up with his mouth open.
You can imagine the disgust when I saw that he had an erection. It was so glaring even through his big buba.
I showed her and she was like " I didn't even notice anything". I was shocked! Was she that depressed that she truly did not notice?
Even when I shouted at the guy, an elderly man came to meet me and said "Madam, you are adding to the problem".
We later got to know he's an im-be-ci-le.
That scene got me so disturbed that when I went to check at the same venue the following day, if the PVC was ready, I carried a poly bag wit some newspapers in it, and I held it behind me.

Wow! This is really serious.
Where's Chaircover?
I'm not really experienced in tackling issues like this, but I would advice you meet with the family personally to iron out this issue with them (since they didn't listen to your uncle).
Honestly, something like this happened mid last year to someone close to me. After the bride's family demanded all sorts in the engagement list, plus payment for two different halls(one for engagement, another bigger for the wedding reception), they still told the groom's parents that they and their guests would not be catered for, so they should arrange their own catering (unbelievable, but true!).
Well, the groom's mum reached out to her relatives and they helped out when the expenses got too much to handle.
What if the groom's parents didn't have anyone to run to?
The issue really got me annoyed when I heard it, but I had no say.
Reading a similar story now makes me wonder........

Anyway, I'm very interested in this issue. A lot is going to be learned here.

There are lots of tutorials online. Just google "khimar sewing tutorial" and you'll see lots of detailed, well-explained tutorials.

You can also buy a ready-made khimar, take it apart(neatly remove seams), iron out d folds, and use the pieces as patterns. Just lay the pieces on your fabric of choice, cut out, and sew ur own khimar.

How to make basic khimar

1. Buy 2.5m (3 yards) length x 115cm (45”) width of material. This would give you khimar length from wrist to fingertip, depending on your height.

2. Fold in half width wise. Use pins to hold the material together.

3. Cut a large curve from A to B (refer to the diagram).

4. Measure the circumference of your face from the top of your head to the point under your chin. Use this measurement to mark point C on the material.

5. Sew the front of the khimar from point C to D and leave the rest open for the face

6. Hem the lower edge and face opening as you like.

Source: the-best-Islamic-clothing.com

I saw one of these in church two weeks ago. Very lovely, I must say.

It's been confirmed that she was kidnapped. A 10million Naira ransom was demanded by the "kidnappers".
Meanwhile, investigations are on-going.
I pray she's found hale and hearty.

Source:

www.punchng.com/news/kidnappers-seize-corps-member-demand-n10m-ransom/

Wow! I love the designs. You did it all with paint? I'm a fan of creativity. All I can say is, "well done".

Yes, its at Agege. Its ORILE AGEGE GENERAL HOSPITAL (I just got the correct name).
From iyana ipaja, cross to the other side of the express road, take a bus going to "Ile-epo"/Super (the ile-EPO means "filling station").
Stop at Ile-Epo market. Just beside the filling station, you will see a road where lots of keke napep and bikes are parked, walk down a little and you will see the hospital by your left (There's a shopping complex opposite it).
Try and get there very early and exercise lots of patience. Once you get there, ask the security men to direct you to where you will register. Take a number or write your name down on the list (this is to be sure that you are attended to, on a first come first serve basis, as there is usually a crowd waiting). When your serial number is called, you will obtain a card and will be directed to where you will see the general doctor. From here, you will be referred to the ENT, who will take it up from hence.

Sorry about your predicament.

Try the ENT clinic of Ifako Agege General Hospital (I'm assuming you are in lagos). Get there very early and register. It takes patience (which will finally pay off), but I'm sure you can get a lasting solution to this problem there.

Their doctors and nurses are highly competent, hospital fees are very affordable (I don't think there's anything like consultation fees. You only pay for the card, tests, drugs if you wish to buy them there and there won't be any issues of being duped - just make sure you pay at the accounts section).


In the meantime, it will be advisable for you to avoid swimming(if you do). Also, can you try and reconcile with your mum? Its quite understandable how you feel, but get rid of the "bad blood" and be in the right frame of mind in preparation for your solution. You may even need some form of support from her through the course of your treatment.

Good luck.

Its a yogurt maker made by DASH. This particular one is known as "go-bulk" yogurt maker. Go to bydash.com for more details.

Ur fried rice doesn't turn green? Why worry?
Just get Nora spice/seasoning for fried rice or Lasor spice/seasoning for fried rice. They both work wonders.

A. Puffpuff

Ingredients:
2 cups, flour (sieved)
1 cup, warm water
1 level tablespoon dry yeast
¼ cup, sugar
I teaspoon, nutmeg powder
1 tablespoon, banana flavor
2 tablespoon, milk mix powder
1 habanero pepper (chopped)
1 small bell pepper (chopped)
1 small onion (chopped)
Vegetable oil

Directions:
Combine flour, sugar, yeast, milk mix powder and mix
well.
Add water, banana flavor and mix till smooth.
Cover and leave for 30 minutes.
Uncover (by this time, the mixture would have risen)
and mix well, to remove air pockets.
Heat the vegetable oil (make sure oil is about 3 inches
deep in the pot to avoid the puff-puff ending up being
flat).
Add nutmeg powder, the chopped pepper and onion to
the mixture.
Scoop mixture in batches, into the hot oil with a
tablespoon (or squeeze small amounts of the mixture
with your hand into the oil).
Fry until golden brown.
Drain puff-puff on a paper towel.

Source: funtaqa.wordpres.com

B. Mosa

Get over-ripe plantains, mash, add dry ground pepper(to ur taste) and Mix well.
Add flour(half the quantity of your mixture above). Add a little sugar and salt to taste. Mix well.
You can add a pinch of baking powder(optional).
Deep fry immediately.

C. You can add peppered gizzard to your small chops.
Season and boil the gizzard, cut into bite sizes.
Cut onions and habanero pepper into large chunks.
Get toothpicks and pass theses through gizzard pieces, onions and pepper.
Fry or grill.

D. You can also add prawn crackers.

E. Spring rolls.
Preparation is tedious for me, so I usually order.

F. Samosa.
Same as in E above.

Rockstation is right. My neighbour had a similar problem when she had her baby's naming ceremony a couple of months back. Its still "this chicken" that caused problems. Her club members gave her dues to her quite alright, but they kept showing their displeasure at the way they were served at the party.
Here's how we got the problem solved:
Baby clocked 3months in June and thanksgiving was done in church. I suggested to her before then, to invite her club members (19 in all) for the thanksgiving and host them at her residence.
After everything, she did not even spend up to 13,000.
We got a carton of orobo chicken laps for 5400. We got disposable take-away packs for N300(50pieces), spoons cost 250(50pieces). We got canned malt for 2300(24pieces in a carton), 50cl bottled water for N600(24 bottles). She used the rice and other ingredients she had at home to make jollof rice.
You need to see the way we cut the chicken pieces! They were so big, we had to hold the food packs with rubber bands, even the two club members that couldn't make the thanksgiving had their food packs sent to them. Now everyone's happy.
In short, just give them "their chicken", it won't cost you much. May God replenish your pocket.

Call Mrs Esho on 08023642527. Her shop is at Alhaja Bus stop, idimu. She's good.

It's called melon. Its MILDLY sweet.
Check en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_melons for more info.

;DForest ke? Fortify yourself well before you go in there o! Dangerous animals abound in forests, so I will advice you to get a seasoned hunter to assist you.

If you mean forex....I'm sure you'll get the info you need here. Cheers.

You need to see me beaming with smiles while reading your post. I'm glad the recipe helped.
Pls do post the pic immediately you get it resized.
Cheers.

I prepare pap with wheat flour. I also do same with semolina. My kids love it, especially when I add soya beans powder to it. It turns out really nice.
Try with a small quantity first till you get used to it.

Wheat flour(or semolina powder) - 2 tablespoonful
Soya beans powder - 1 tablespoonful
Sugar - to taste
Salt- a very tiny pinch
Flavour(optional) - 4 drops ( I usually use banana flavour)

Combine all the ingredients in a bowl, add some water (just like when you want to mix custard) and mix well till it's smooth.
Bring 25cl water to boil (you can simply fill a clean 50cl bottle with water and pour half the content into the pot).
Stir in the mixture, lower heat and continue stirring till you it thickens and changes colour (stirring will prevent lumps from forming). This shouldn't take more than 5 minutes. You can add more water if you like, but don't make it watery.
Serve with milk and enjoy.

Its also known as Indian Spinach.

I usually add ugwu to mine. Pls note – do not add water during the course of cooking the soup.

Ingredients

1.                  Amunututu leaves

2.                  Palm oil – ½ cup

3.                  Prawns  – 1 cup

4.                  Brown Ponmo (cow hide) –washed, boiled and cut into bite sizes.

5.                  Pepper and tomato paste – ½ cup

6.                  Onions – 1 large(diced)

7.                  Locust beans – ¼ cup (washed)

8.                  Salt

9.                  Seasoning

10.             Smoked mackerel – 1 large (washed and cut into bite sizes)

DIRECTIONS

Wash vegetables properly, shred and keep in a bowl

Heat palm oil in a pot.

Add onions, locust beans and fry for 5 minutes.

Add pepper mixture and cook for 5 minutes.

Add salt and seasoning to taste.

Add prawns, ponmo, fish, and cover for 10 minutes.

Add the vegetables and let cook for 10 minutes.

Source: Funtaqa

I'm sorry, cocospice. I don't know the native name(s) for bay leaf.
Everyone I asked kept saying "ewe jollof" (jollof leaf) and I don't think that is correct.
I'm still on it and once I get the correct info, I'll put it up.

how does one get this, and for how much?

You're welcome

This is very interesting.
I hope this issue ends on a good note.

4everGod1: We all need to learn that a face is a
face but that face has a soul and you can actually
detach the soul from the face. A very mean
looking person can actually have a gentle soul
while a baby faced person can have the soul of a
killer. That is why we are told never to judge a
book by its cover. Wunmi herself has been hurt by
many of the people who tagged her and nobody
bothered to listen. She mentioned iinspired,
siena, fhemmy all who made intimate advances
towards her which she rejected and showed proof
via email communications between them and
nobody frowned at this and tried to put 2 and 2
together to know that they wanted their pound of
flesh from her especially one of them (whose name
i wont mention). I speak this way because she
revealed all to me and i tried to mediate and calm
her down.
It was my ability to calm her down after over 2hrs
of listening to her talking about how hurt she was
and all that brought about the commencement of
refunds. If someone else other than me had
bothered to tow the same line i towed i believe
this issue would have been resolved a long time
ago and not dragged as long as it has.

If you're in lagos,

Packet of matches - from N50
Salt - from N50 per sachet
Knorr chicken - 350 per packet
Gino tomato - N40 per sachet
Dry pepper - N150 per derica
Vegetable oil - N240 per bottle
Palm oil - N200 per bottle
Honeywell semolina - N220 for the small pack .
Honeywell wheatmeal - N180 for the small pack.
Elubo - N650 per paint bucket for the unmixed type
Cotonuo garri - N500 per paint bucket(same goes for real ijebu garri).
Gino rice - N380 for d smallest pack .
Other brands of rice (except basmati & uncle ben's) - from 1150 per paint bucket.
Egusi - 250 per derica.
White crayfish - 600 per derica
Honey beans (oloyin) - N200 per derica)
Onions - you can get 22 medium sizes at N250.
Chicken (orobo) - N5300 per carton, N600 per kilo.
Fish - prices vary
Curry.
Thyme.
Bay leaf.
Garlic .
Ginger.
Margerine.
Indomie onion chicken - N1300 per carton.
Plantain.
Yam.
Eggs.
Beverages.
Milk.
Sugar.
Vegetables.
.......I'll add more as I remember.