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Jokes EtcRe: Pics 4 Ur Delite by hazureal(op): 3:07pm On Aug 08, 2008
shocked

Jokes EtcRe: Pics 4 Ur Delite by hazureal(op): 3:05pm On Aug 08, 2008
what were they looking at?

Jokes EtcRe: Pics 4 Ur Delite by hazureal(op): 3:03pm On Aug 08, 2008
HELP! Nothing seems to fit!

Jokes EtcRe: Pics 4 Ur Delite by hazureal(op): 3:02pm On Aug 08, 2008
find your flock

Jokes EtcRe: Pics 4 Ur Delite by hazureal(op): 3:00pm On Aug 08, 2008
revenge!

Jokes EtcRe: Pics 4 Ur Delite by hazureal(op): 2:58pm On Aug 08, 2008
she's here on nairaland!

Jokes EtcRe: Pics 4 Ur Delite by hazureal(op): 2:55pm On Aug 08, 2008
don't look down!

Jokes EtcPics 4 Ur Delite by hazureal(op): 2:54pm On Aug 08, 2008
he knows kungfu

FamilyRe: Do You Tell Your Spouse by hazureal(f): 2:42pm On Aug 01, 2008
lai lai,

some things are better left unsaid o!

it's better u free urself psychologically from the experience, and let it die.

i'm not sayin that spouses cant be trusted with secrets, but, what would he feel about ur family after u have told him?

see what's happening to Obasanjo's son and his ex-wife now.
RomanceRe: What If Your Girlfriend, Stores Your Number With A Female Name? by hazureal(f): 4:53pm On Jul 31, 2008
i stongly feel that she is cheatin on the guy.

why would she store his number under a fake name?

people play all kinds of games.

i know a married guy who stored his girlfriend's number under a supposedly international number

i.e, assume the babe's name is tina, he now stored her name as digits starting with 00944xxxxxx, so that if she calls, other people will think he actually has an international call. shocked
RomanceRe: What If Ur Boy Friend Says It Is Over by hazureal(f):
a guy leaves u after 7yrs of being in a relationship with him,

is that the end of the world?
Jokes EtcRe: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by hazureal(f): 5:08pm On Jul 30, 2008
haba!

shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Sombory Loves You by hazureal(f): 4:46pm On Jul 30, 2008
yeh! Blood of Jesus! shocked

my computer froze when it opened the last slide-show, meeen that smile is wicked!
FamilyRe: Help Their Marriage Is About To Collapse by hazureal(f): 11:59am On Jul 30, 2008
Hmmmm,

it really is a messy situation.

1. the husband lacks integrity, why the hell did he collect the money?

2. and when the dude collected the said money, why didn't he tell his wife?

3. now, the boss has turned the whole show around, he now claims husband and wife swindled him to get the money.

my recommendations,

1. they should all stop making a fuss out of the situation because they now don't have any proof that the boss raped the wife.

2. the wife should resign.

3. the husband should, if possible, return the money he collected from his wife's boss.

4. the wife should forgive the husband, i know, i know, it is really difficult, but when life deals you such a blow like this, you really have to move on, and face life.

5. healing has to take place here(not just physical, but also spiritual), they need to go for counselling.

6. the couple should sit down and really talk, pour out their hearts to each other.

7. if possible, they should move out of that town.
FamilyRe: Help Their Marriage Is About To Collapse by hazureal(f): 11:55am On Jul 30, 2008
Hmmmm,

it really is a messy situation.

1. the husband lacks integrity, why the hell did he collect the money?

2. and when the dude collected the said money, why didn't he tell his wife?

3. now, the boss has turned the whole show around, he now claims husband and wife swindled him to get the money.

my recommendations,

1. they should all stop making a fuss out of the situation because they now don't have any proof that the boss raped the wife.

2. the wife should resign.

3. the husband should, if possible, return the money he collected from his wife's boss.

4. the wife should forgive the husband, i know, i know, it is really difficult, but when life deals you such a blow like this, you really have to move on, and face life.

5. healing has to take place here(not just physical, but also spiritual),
RomanceRe: Would U Tell Her U Are Impotent? by hazureal(op): 2:14pm On Jul 29, 2008
lidbb2:
@ all una contributors including poster
na wetin i dey talk be that.
them say prevention is better than cure.
if una wan date,make una date properly include everything so all this impotence and frigidity issue go come to light before una marry.
if d man dey impotent,d lady go know quick qiuck begin plan how she go take run.
divorce no easy like that.remember say na africa we be.family go dey try to patch patch things.
if you're in a relationship,make love and know your sexual compatibility whether una fit each other for bed or not.
imagine dating person for 2 or 3 years,then una marry.then u discover say he dey impotent,or she dey frigid,or his d*ck is not big enough for youhuh
then u go start to dey carry eye for outside,begin cause chain of problems wey una for avoid in the begining.

if u be man wey impotent,go meet "awon agba" make them cure you with agbo etc before u attempt a relationship,else u go just dey frustrated at the end of the day.na your problem,so go solve am.
no put wahala for the lady head.
lol lol lol. Eyin Agba, E gba mi O!
RomanceRe: Would U Tell Her U Are Impotent? by hazureal(op): 2:02pm On Jul 29, 2008
Pataki, !

Hmmmnnnn

If i find out that u are impotent, i wont leave u o.

but i go blackmail u so tey, u go just dey give me anything i ask for.

u will become my slave in the house, u will do the washing, cooking, etc.

i will be a housewife, u will work and bring money home.

one more thing, we will reach agreement, i will have like 5 boyfriends! and u must not be jealous grin grin

but as u talk say una dey kampe, my mind is at rest. cheesy
RomanceRe: Would U Tell Her U Are Impotent? by hazureal(op): 1:44pm On Jul 29, 2008
Pataki:
Some matters are best swept under the carpet. grin cheesy grin

But for real, sincerity and trust matters a lot, and if a guy feels the woman will not be able to keep his secrets why let her know? undecided

So you wan know about my Bulldozer. You go wound for that area oh. grin
My dear, trust in a relationship is a big issue, and it will continue to be. A man who keeps such a secret from his woman, definitely does not efficiently trust the woman with such details.

Does that not call for a sober reflection from both parties? undecided
DIVORCE! cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Would U Tell Her U Are Impotent? by hazureal(op): 1:31pm On Jul 29, 2008
Pataki, Pataki!! Pataki!!!

haba! i no tell u dat one o!

what i am sayin is that if they have problems and they are quite aware of such, why hide it from each other if ur love is real.

talk about ur problems and profer solutions (like ur BULLDOZER grin)
RomanceRe: Would U Tell Her U Are Impotent? by hazureal(op): 1:24pm On Jul 29, 2008
Missy B,

I totally agree with you.

And you know what, this is a pretty serious issue, and can u believe that lots of churches fail to address this issue, yet they preach abstinence before marriage!

I honestly am of the opinion that partners should be truthful to each other, in every way.
RomanceRe: Would U Tell Her U Are Impotent? by hazureal(op): 12:05pm On Jul 29, 2008
Pataki, cool down now.

she will just pretend it was a mistake, maybe she was trying grab hold of the door knob grin grin
RomanceRe: Would U Tell Her U Are Impotent? by hazureal(op): 11:59am On Jul 29, 2008
my colleague here is saying that if the relationship is going to be strictly a 'no sex before marriage' thing,

the lady should grab hold of the man's 'thingy' one day and squeeze it.

if the dude goes a little hard, then she should be rest assured that he ain't impotent! grin
RomanceRe: Would U Tell Her U Are Impotent? by hazureal(op): 11:41am On Jul 29, 2008
Pataki:
grin cheesy grin

Bulldozer don kpai tey tey sef. cry cry

Which kain bulldozer are you? Attacking or Defensive bulldozer? cheesy cheesy cheesy

well, i am always on every side of the field. i attack, i defend, i'm a good goal-keeper too!
RomanceRe: Would U Tell Her U Are Impotent? by hazureal(op): 11:28am On Jul 29, 2008
Ah! Pataki, my man!

how u take know bulldozer? u must be really old in this business o!

i am female anyway, and i dont need bulldozer, cos i am bulldozer myself grin
RomanceRe: Would U Tell Her U Are Impotent? by hazureal(op): 11:04am On Jul 29, 2008
yes o.

i also know emiola naturalist care

and YEMKEM! cool
RomanceRe: Would U Tell Her U Are Impotent? by hazureal(op): 10:52am On Jul 29, 2008
yea, it can be healed alright.

try 'oko oloyun'. grin
RomanceRe: Would U Tell Her U Are Impotent? by hazureal(op): 10:39am On Jul 29, 2008
Pataki,

surely, a man would know if he is impotent or not.

what i am asking is, if u are a man, would u tell ur babe whom u intent to marry, that u are impotent?

and as a lady, what would u do, if u discover after marriage, that he is impotent?
RomanceWould U Tell Her U Are Impotent? by hazureal(op): 10:13am On Jul 29, 2008
ok, ok, we always hear that sex before marriage ain't godly.

but come to think of it?

, u guys don't do the 'thing', u get married, and u find out that the man is impotent, what would u do?

and for the men, would u tell a lady u really love and intend to marry that u can't get the 'yang' up? why?
RomanceRe: Is It Love? by hazureal(f): 7:24pm On Jul 28, 2008
abasifo! shocked

why na? u don start again!

why una dey disgrace this forum na?

well, from all i have read, u are truely 'gayly' in love.

move on bro, try going for deliverance.
RomanceRe: How Much Do You Love Your Spouse? by hazureal(f): 6:47pm On Jul 28, 2008
i love him more than stars love the night.

i love him very, 'totally', 'every' much!

i am crazy about him.

(i hope he's reading this sha, so that he'll be happy enough to give me that money i demanded for!)
RomanceRe: How Much Do You Love Your Spouse? by hazureal(f): 6:46pm On Jul 28, 2008
i love him more than stars love the night.

i love him very, 'totally', 'every' much!

i am crazy about him.

([i][/i]i hope he's reading this sha, so that he'll be happy enough to give me that money i demande for!)
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Fart: ? by hazureal(f): 6:29pm On Jul 28, 2008
Don't try mine o!

hmmn, the office windows are still rattling from the sound!

and they just rushed some people to the hospital due to suffocation.

(I'm bad cool

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