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Double DAMN!

dreeldee:
I'm here

. look no further rupi.

Joseph6:
i think we shld rename nigeria to egokudiowo then our new dial code would be 419

olodo.

Big B1:
My man: it wouldn't cost you additional 25 cents if you present you point without insulting folks, trust me!

ma binu . sorry.

gabrywyl:
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I fart silent but deadly

hahahaha when dem talk say silent assassin, na you dem dey hail.

lol joj lol . let me lol all over the thread.

gabrywyl:
Been looking around, I come to a conclusion that most of you guys here are handsome. I see one picture after another I get confuse ohhhh. . . . . . . And those without pics usually have good personalities and some are yeye fow so still consider handsome.

Only one or two got worwor personalities which make them ugly like my salted fish being left for 5 years in the drainage. . . .

thanks.

dreeldee:
Ruby and Acid again

. Save me from the girl o

Ruby_Pearl:
I told you that there's nothing between me and dreeldee

I know now.  Shebi we're just being sarcastic.

@Negro
leave moi and concentrate on TOH. geez!

Negro is the perfect man to handle TOH I tell ya.

Don't you dare come near me. I will rinse your face with a concentrated solution of hydrochloric acid.

Negro_Ntns:
rotflmao, the two of you are nuts! The topics u both talk about on the sidebar. Look, I don't care what you both say, I am sending out invitation for a wedding, if you don't pick the date, I will pick it for you. Trust me! What the heck with some fractions on the breed? OMG!!

lol . don't mind the yeye married girl. she does this for a living.

some people can't hold it in.

Sisikill:
Hey, I thot I was the only one who noticed, that's why I stalk. . . I mean accidentally bump into the two of them on threads. Please, move a little. . . there isn't enough space on my side of the window and I'm not sure but I think there is a snake in the bushes here.

HCH Shudders at the thought of romance with Rubylena.
He sits beside Sisikill, watching as the tales-by-moonlight unfolds between dreeldee and Ruby_Pearl.
Like the observant cynic he is, hides his true feelings until the moment of truth arrives.

~Blushing on the sidelines and grubbing on sisikill's five naira chocomilo~    

Ruby_Pearl:
So you don't consider yourself a man?

You're brilliant, you know. serious.

I don't like to fart in front of my secret^{well, not so secret anymore} admirer It's embarassing.

I did that once, I blamed it on the cafeteria lady

Laughs again.  This time like a noble gentleman.

What's a bottle of lye to do when it comes in contact with a friendly, harmless, sincere acidic solution
Even God warned against befriending seductresses.

HCH Laughs devilishly, shrugging off the termagant's antics.

Ruby_Pearl:
Yes, I've come again.

And again, your arms are open. Thanks

Like an army of insects that just keep coming.

Not to worry, Raid is your bestfriend.

Run along now. Go in search of those prisilly little boogers you call men.

Ruby_Pearl:
One day, I'll surely punch you in your guts for your sarcasm. But how can I resist it I love funny men.

You want me to follow you about? A kiss and I will

Make it a fart and we have a deal 

rubylena, rubylena, Little girls don't always get what they want.

"Please please mommy, I want it. I want candy mommy, why can't I have it?"

She begged piteously, nervously awaiting her mother's response.

"You can't have it, you fucking kid." shouted mom.

Ruby_Pearl:
Seriously, HCH, you're hurting me righ tnow.

This coming from you

Yes, I've mastered the game of "joking". What can I say, I just love to laugh.

You SERIOUSLY THINK AM PLAYING A GAME RIGHT NOW? ok, why don't we play hide-n-seek at my place?

LOL Omg, I'm hurt too. The pain is brutally weakening my love for you.

Let's play hide-n-seek about threads. Let's see if you can find me

Still pondering? Such is the beauty of rhetorical questions

Games. Especially ones involving pretense. You have mastered them.

Even aliens have dreams Comes as a shock to me.

"Opinionated" people masquerading as wisemen, continually spreading false information like it's the HIV virus.  No wonder wikipedia will be regarded as nothing but used tampon.

once a gamer always a gamer.

You're tripping! The constitution will remain a mere document until you have capable intellectuals running the system.
Until your peppersouping and suyaing leaders decide to come together for the greater good of Nigeria, there will be no change.

You knew I would spot this post. Let's hope your inexpensive radar doesn't malfunction tonight.

Ladies love guys with good sense of humor. Though I think many of them (ladies) need to work on theirs.

why should I?

I feel all fuzzy inside

Ruby_Pearl:
Who cares if th eother has one username or not? How's that going to change your life?

People always finding ways to wind up trouble. If the net is not ya life, then why worry about something as the other's past I.Ds?

that's funny coming from you .

you've come again with these silly chats you like having.